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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 4 Jun 2007
06:28 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | well I got sick of trying to figure out what war we are on, so I finally got bored and just figured it out. Then added 1. Then decided on world domination (note: I never specified which world, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH), then converted the number to arabian numbers and posted this pointless war topic..... o well!
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 4 Jun 2007
09:12 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | According to the rules of WAR, only those who made post #50 in the previous topic may start the next one. That means you can't start it. For going against the rules of WAR, I hereby banish you to the Interdimensional Void.
Yay! I wins! Roflolmao.
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 4 Jun 2007
13:54 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | meh, figures there is some pointless, stupid.... *Ahem* I mean, figures there's a catch.... ya, that's what I meant...
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 4 Jun 2007
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | There's no rule like that. Even if there was, can't you guys let all the wars just hibernate until they mean a little more (rhetorical)?
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
05:46 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Huh. Well, it was unwritten, anyway, as it's been the policy for over a year, as far as I can tell.
I still win.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
06:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Nope, anyone can start a war topic once the other one closes.
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
08:38 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 drop kicks banjo's head thing across a football field then takes mechatech84's rubrics cube and drops it in a pot of boiling water.
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
08:59 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | my rubik's cube (being water proof) does nothing and remains solved, and thus I win.
@Banjo2E: Rule #1 of all legalities: always get it in writing!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
09:14 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E's head flies all the way around the world, killing Zach from behind
banjo2E then proceeds to switch the stickers on the corner (again) thus rendering the cube unsolveable by any means
I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence.
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
12:41 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | MechaTech, in an attempt to prove Banjo2E is a horrible failure, switches the corner stickers back, thus solving the cube!!!!! What now?!?!?!?!
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 5 Jun 2007
12:57 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E points out that while mecha wasn't looking, he'd fiendishly removed all the stickers from the three invisible sides and hidden them where nobody could ever find them
*While doing this, uses a vast array of nuclear, chemical, interdimensional-gateway, and Grue weapons to annihilate all other Rubik's Cubes on the planet. Since none is specified, that means all of them have been removed from all of the universes that exist, and some that don't. Like dur.*
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 6 Jun 2007
14:40 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | MechaTech buys more stickers off Cubesmith.com, replaces them, mixes up the cube, and solves it WITH MY FEET..... then he pays 5 dollars and buys a better avatar for that thing we here at calcgames refer to as Banjo2E.....
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2007
05:49 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E points out that during the 17 minutes 8 seconds the cube needed solving he'd successfully created a matter transporter and activated it with coordinates to an antimatter universe, and in one second it would activate, sending everyone else into the antimatter universe to instantly asplode
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 18 Jun 2007
06:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | *cues music*
</appears out of nothing>
mechatech, how DARE you not use roman numerals.
Lord Mathias proceeds to pwn mechatech's face with a GH controller, then hangs him with the cord.
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 18 Jun 2007
06:59 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | MechaTech realizes that he forgot to update his signature and therefore only takes 12 min and 32 seconds to solve it, and does so while Banjo2E continues monologueing on about how great he thinks he is and blah blah blah...
Then he decides not to care what darksideprogramming says because programming has no dark side, at least not on calcs!!!! (ever seen an actual virus on a calculator?!!??!?)
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 18 Jun 2007
14:08 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back, DSP!
banjo2E kicks off the welcoming celebrations by sticking a large brick of radium up DSP's...(you really don't want to know where)
banjo2E then proceeds to inform mechatech about all the great viri on calcs, such as OnBlock™ and RamClear®, that he put onto mechatech's calc, which reset his solving time to the old value, among other things
banjo2E also informs mechatech that unless at the beginning of a sentence (and not a /me line, either -_-) his name is NOT capitalized
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 19 Jun 2007
09:07 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | MechaTech then proceeds to capitalize his name (which is MechaTech) despite Banjo2E's pointless statement. Then he also decides to not listen to banjo2e anymore and proceeds to stop capitlizing his name.....
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barrett
Administrator
Posted: 19 Jun 2007
10:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1676 | woah... I just realized how many of these war threads there are.
cool.
you DO realize that 50 replies means 51 comments, right? Just wondering... I find it kind of messy to have 51 comments (and just 1 on the second page).
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 19 Jun 2007
11:10 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | No, actually I never thought to count... I'm always to occupied trying to obtain world domination..... Interesting...
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 21 Jun 2007
12:04 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | No, actually it's the 50th post. Which is still...wait...I just barely kept myself from saying something stupid. Which would have activated the Make-every-conceivable-and-non-conceivable-universe-blow-up device. Sorry guys, guess we'll have to *pretend* to speak intelligently in here.
*channels the spirit of the British*
I say, chaps, it's rightly tea time! Where are the scones?
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 21 Jun 2007
13:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | No, it's always been 50 replies which is 51 posts. Are you seriously disagreeing with Barrett?
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 21 Jun 2007
16:29 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | >>No, actually it's the 50th post. Which is still...<b>wait...I just barely kept myself from saying something stupid.</b>
Duh.
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dprog
Marine
Posted: 25 Jun 2007
09:00 GMT
Total Posts: 49 | ...Continuing the war....
*comes out of nowhere and throws broken cube pieces at mechatech. Mechatech scrambles to pick them up and put the cube back together. While he does that, dprog stamps his name onto mechatech's back, thus burning it.* |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 25 Jun 2007
10:24 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E uses the time that dprog was distracted to open up the wormhole to the antimatter universe he mentioned earlier
banjo2E sits and watches as everyone else is sucked in and instantly asplodes
banjo2E wins
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 25 Jun 2007
11:14 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | No, your head asplode.
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dprog
Marine
Posted: 26 Jun 2007
08:53 GMT
Total Posts: 49 | dprog, as he is sucked in, throws cube at banjo. banjo falls over and gets sucked in also.
every1 died. |
mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 30 Jun 2007
07:55 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | Then its a tie!!!!!! We all lose!!!!!! And life goes on being a fair place where everyone is equal and nobody is better. Thus the boredom begins!!!!!!! And using his equality, Mecha now declares himself world leader and is opposed by billions of people who think they are better than him. But of course they aren't better because everyone is equal!!!!!!
(Communism is constructed worldwide and the world falls into a chaotic boredom without our unique abilities to help it have something worthwhile to do)
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 1 Jul 2007
10:19 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | No. Communism isn't boring. It's the equal distribution of poverty.
Also, if you're world leader then I am too. And I declare that I am the only world leader and we're now in an evil dictatorship. That I rule. And I decree that what dprog said is false, and that I'm the only one left.
I also decree that I had an anti-head-asplosion chip implanted in my head twelve years ago, so my head not asplode.
Oh, also: I LOST THE GAME.
Therefore, so did you.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...But I still won the war. Free DQ cake for everyone still alive OH WAIT I AM THE ONLY ONE STILL ALIVE HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 1 Jul 2007
10:55 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Quit linking to internet jokes. Leave them at whatever website you enjoy them at, this forum is not a place for your memes.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jul 2007
09:07 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Will it really stop with links? Or will it move on? How about to haveacalc's pictures? Maybe to pop-culture references. Perhaps to zkostik's signature. Join the fight against meme-haters by visiting http://www.google-watch.org/.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 2 Jul 2007
15:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I don't think you understand what a meme is. I'm telling you that this isn't a place for you to post "lol u tk him 2 da bar|" or "idk my bff jill" and think you're cool for understanding an internet joke. Leave it on the forums they come from, don't bring them in here.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 3 Jul 2007
09:26 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | All I did was post a link. If you don't click it, you don't go to the other site and therefore do not obtain knowledge of the "meme." It's as simple as that.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 4 Jul 2007
06:52 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | I think he is trying to get at a sense of quality and respect for the site Banjo. |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 5 Jul 2007
09:57 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Oh. Well, in that case, I'd just like to point out that the majority of the online world does that, get a grip on reality man.
(That was a joke! I kid the delusional moderators!)
But back to the war...
banjo2E dumps a bucket of lava on 3fg, who is sadly in the prime spot for the targeting of an area-of-effect attack, as various other people are just standing there next to them for no sane reason at all
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Jul 2007
12:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DEATH TO ALL NOOBS!
Lord Mathias drops a noob bomb, and therefore everyone except himself and his allies, past and present, are erradicated. |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 17 Jul 2007
07:52 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E quickly uses a n00b bomb bomb, which immediately explodes the n00b bomb, except harmlessly, without erradicating anyone
banjo2E then pulls off dsp's helmet, pokes his eyes out, steals his lightsaber and cuts him in half with it
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Jul 2007
13:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Hah...
Only a n00b would try a noob bomb bomb, and therefore you are nonexistant. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 17 Jul 2007
19:39 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | 10-yard penalty on banjo2e: Posting something that did not have to do with eradicating anybody, but in fact clearly stated that it did not.
Resume play.
Oh yes, and ryantmer shoots things randomly through his eyes, so as to not get a 10-yard penalty. |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 18 Jul 2007
11:35 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Uh...ryantmer...I erradicated DSP with his own lightsaber after using the n00b bomb bomb (which erradicated the n00b bomb)
Because you messed up so bad, I'm just going to erradicate you now by lifting my finger.
banjo2E lifts his finger
ryantmer is erradicated
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 18 Jul 2007
22:49 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940: reminds banjo that he can not eradicate DSP for one reason. He is a sith lord. Zach then pushes banjo of the edge of a cliff witch just happend to appear right behind him. Zach then points and laughs at banjo for falling and there buy dyeing.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 8 Aug 2007
07:32 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Umm... Throws a pie in Zach's face. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 Sep 2007
12:59 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias pwns everyone for being slow and not replying. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 4 Sep 2007
18:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc unveils his new plan for the ultimate calculator:
It has the LCD, the number pad, and the control keys, all in base 2!
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 4 Sep 2007
19:14 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer is eroticated.
;) |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Sep 2007
20:56 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | That's hawt.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 7 Sep 2007
22:41 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Bow chicka bow wow |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 2 Oct 2007
17:49 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | hydralisks entrance from his banishment into a black hole 2 years ago causes this world to go negative, causing mass strange antiuniverse effects, such as everyone here turning into plastic statues of a stick figure bent over into a toilet bowl, with a golden statue of hydralisk, the absorber (you noobs will find out why im named that. all of you from 2 years ago remember the mounds of damage i did bwahaha) dunking your horribly pixilated faces inside the porcelain torture chamber you sometimes call home.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 2 Oct 2007
21:14 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer eats a carrot. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 2 Oct 2007
21:40 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Johnny throws tomatoes. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 3 Oct 2007
06:52 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | my god is that all you guys have on you?
i eat the tomatoe and steal ryantmers carrot, shoving the carrot into john777 somehwere where it shouldnt be (ears people, what are you thinking?!), then i eat the tomatoe and the few small squishy seeds at ryantmer
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