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banjo2E
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Posted: 6 Mar 2007
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What's the answer to 2+2?

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haveacalc
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Posted: 6 Mar 2007
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2+2 is an expression, not an equation. Besides, that's way too complex for me or anyone I know to understand.

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john777
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Posted: 6 Mar 2007
21:51 GMT
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First define two.
banjo2E
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Posted: 7 Mar 2007
05:58 GMT
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Two is the square root of four, multiplied by one.

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john777
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Posted: 7 Mar 2007
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But now you have to define one.
banjo2E
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Posted: 8 Mar 2007
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One is the mathematical equivalent of "yes."

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banjo2E
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Posted: 13 Mar 2007
05:53 GMT
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Umm...Didn't you hear me? I said, "One is the mathematical equivalent of "yes."

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Zachary940
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Posted: 13 Mar 2007
20:18 GMT
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Why you double posted I don't know.

Anyway. All real integers are the mathematical equivalent to yes.
The only real number that is equivalent to no is 0.
Now I have no idea about i and what imaginary numbers are equivalent to.

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banjo2E
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Posted: 14 Mar 2007
05:41 GMT
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Note the dates between my posts.

Anyway, I discovered the answer.

Four sounds like fred, so two is the square root of Fred, divided by "Yes!"

Do you know what the answer is now?

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 14 Mar 2007
06:38 GMT
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Only on the calculator are all non-zero numbers yes.

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Zachary940
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Posted: 14 Mar 2007
12:24 GMT
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so 2 does not equal 2
but 1=1
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I'm confused



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banjo2E
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Posted: 14 Mar 2007
13:25 GMT
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I will take guesses as to the answer for two more posts; after that I'll post the answer.

Oh, and Zachary: two is the mathematical equivalent of "maybe." Maybe = maybe. Every time.

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Zachary940
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Posted: 15 Mar 2007
17:35 GMT
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Looks like I probably should pay more attention in class.


Hmm..
Class or Programming?
Class or Programming?
Class or Programming?
Hmm...


Programming!!!

Looks like I'm going to be ignorant about this for a while.

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john777
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Posted: 15 Mar 2007
22:29 GMT
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Well since "yes" is the equivalent of 1 and fred sounds like four the answer should be George. Maybe ;)
banjo2E
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Posted: 16 Mar 2007
05:58 GMT
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Not George, but you're close.

Fred sounds like four. The square root of Fred is Yes!.

sqrt(Fred)=Yes!

Also, two Freds are usually followed by a Burger.

Fred + Fred = Burger

So, the answer is:

2+2=Fred Fred Burger YES!


This has been a paid endorsement of Cartoon Network.

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john777
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Posted: 18 Mar 2007
21:34 GMT
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mmm burgers.
banjo2E
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Posted: 22 Mar 2007
13:40 GMT
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Do you even know what I was talking about?

Edit: 200th Post! (Yeah, I know, not that special, but I likes it :D)

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john777
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Posted: 25 Mar 2007
08:50 GMT
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Meat?

EDIT: Congradulations.
banjo2E
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Posted: 25 Mar 2007
14:14 GMT
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The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy has a really, reeeeally stupid character called Fred Burger. He often says "Yes!". And he chants his name like this:

<loop>Fred Fred Burger</loop>

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john777
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Posted: 26 Mar 2007
20:44 GMT
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Ok well that makes sense. We should publish.
haveacalc
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Posted: 26 Mar 2007
20:46 GMT
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That show was one of the main factors in my decision to never watch TV again.

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banjo2E
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Posted: 27 Mar 2007
05:44 GMT
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LOL, I know what you mean. But you have to admit that it's so random and insane, combined with sheer stupid, that it's FREAKIN' HILARIOUS.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007
05:23 GMT
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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007
05:24 GMT
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The purpose of that post (posted on another board I visit) is to show that people who think things are funny because they are random are generally idiots.

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banjo2E
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007
05:45 GMT
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The insane and stupid parts factor in too. Why else would South Park be so hilarious?

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007
11:36 GMT
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Character and plot development. Haven't you seen the Cartoon Wars episode? It explains why Southpark is funny.

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banjo2E
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007
14:03 GMT
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Uh...Nope. Never seen it. Is it a show, or an episode of SP, and if it's the second, which season is it?

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 28 Mar 2007
14:42 GMT
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It's 2 episodes of Southpark, season 8 or 9 I think.

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banjo2E
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Posted: 29 Mar 2007
05:51 GMT
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Dang. My local Blockbuster doesn't have those. Guess I'll have to wait for it to randomly come on on Comedy Central.

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IAmTheMrGuy
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Posted: 19 Sep 2008
17:16 GMT
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sorry for thread revival, but threefingeredguy, you go on UPSB? whats your username?
Hydraliskisback
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Posted: 20 Sep 2008
00:08 GMT
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what?! 3fg posted?! tis a holy day.

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 23 Sep 2008
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