| Author | Comment |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Oct 2007
21:05 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Points out that Wars are supposed to stop at fifty posts, and then a new one starts.
*Super glues everyone's hands to their refrigerator doors.* |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 15 Oct 2007
21:33 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | which then Hydralisk absorbs the refrigerator and becomes... cold.
nonetheless he loves the cold and becomes supercharged and kills everyone ten seconds in the past.
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 16 Oct 2007
16:57 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L refers to everyone in the first person except himself, thereby causing a collapse in the space-time continuum, killing everyone except himself. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 16 Oct 2007
17:05 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | except for hydralisk. who's been doing that since... ever.
so he sits there while he watches everyones consciousness being sucked into L while L's is sucked into everyone. considering how L is... these people are all dead. L however is now an uber genious, with many people's intellect and way of viewing things are at his disposal. too bad he cant use it for long, as his brain short circuits with the thousands of people arguing in his head (who knew there were so many schitzophenics here, besides me of course ;D), and he is now left with one personality, that of a five year old girl from mars.
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 16 Oct 2007
18:35 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Silly Hydra there are no little girls on Mars. Instead she comes from Uranus.
Anyway since not even Zach can escape L's space time vortex thing, he voluntarily gets sucked in and tells the 5 year old girl to jump off a cliff. When she does and dies that releases all the people trapped in his over sized head. With the help of the Q continuum on Zach's side he then turns Hydra into a chipmunk.
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 16 Oct 2007
20:16 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | hahahaha the Q continuum is on your side my [tush]
it just makes you think it is.
you see me as a chipmunk, but it actually turned me into a chipmunk bigger than godzilla.
enjoy my furry foot on your face
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
10:03 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | *Macarthur Joins the war after returning from the 10th dimension unharmed because no one attempted to attack any dimension greter than 5.*
"Ha ha, I was in a dimesion that not even Lunchbox could exist." says Macarthur
Macarthur fires three tri cobalt charges at time-vortex thingy. It closes. Macarthur jumps for joy but then realizes that he's in space. Oh snap, I need a space suit macarthur thinks to himself. He casts one of his mage guild spells causing him to return to earth. Macarthur grabs a space suit and goes back out into space. He grabs a part of john's graph and pokes Zach in the eye. Thus making his eye hurt. Ha Ha He then pulls hydra man's sword from him and looks at it. After three seconds he throws into the nearest black hole, Star Jones.
Macarthur has 999999^9999999 Phoenix Downs so he revives all that have fallen. He also scrys for all and then teleports them back from the awful Q continuum.
*War is now in session*
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
16:29 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | 1337h4kor dies of badgrammaritis, and upon his death his body is ripped out of existence by the black hole NoobimusMaximus. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
17:20 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | Macarthur's body is taken into the black hole. Once in there, a thing is discovered that L didn't think of. It leads to the 11th dimension. Once the body arrives, Body is remade. My avatar the Monkey named Johann grabs L's Stouker Concussion rifle and shoots all others. Then he throw's there bodies into the black hole. Monkey eats a pizza thus causing Macarthur's body to reform in the fifth dimension. Once there Macarthur wakes up. He goes back to the fourth dimension asks Johann what has happened. Johann explains what has happened. Macarthur yells at him. Macarthur screams at Johann and tells him to bring everyone back. Johann tells Macarthur that he can't. Macarthur feels saddened. Macarthur screams at the sky. Next Macarthur asks Johann how he can breathe out in space. Johann explains that he is just magical like that.
Macarthur uses his bad grammer and turns it into a weapon, ' Grammeratron ' it allows him to break all syntaxes including dividing by zero.
Putin appears. Macarthur throws Putin into the black hole. Then he tells Johann to close it. Johann listens and then Macarthur feels happy.
P.S.
Johann speaks with a british accent.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
18:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc leaves the cake out in the rain, which results in Macarthur's Park melting in the dark. He then burns the recipe!
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-quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do). |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
19:29 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | Macarthur summons his name sake General Douglas Macarthur and then he shoots havecalcs ram and little man with a uber gun thus causing havecalc to longer have no avatar. Macarthur then makes his new avatar.
ASCII version here:
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|N008's are all Rams |
|YOU. WW2 Pwns you. |
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Avatar by Genearal Douglas Macarthur, not Macarthur as heard of in this forum. That's a Macarthur as a first name not a last.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
19:52 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | *General Douglas Macarthur Rises from the grave and takes over 1337h4kor's account*
Ha not even the grave can take over my soul. I have now taken over his account. Haha. Now I shall force him to post this. I call all people from my army. With Macarthur on my side we shall gain ten posts for every death that occurs during this war.
*General Douglas Macarthur infuses himself with Macarthur thus creating Uber Macarthur*
Double Post is now complete.
*General Douglas Macarthur has joined the war.*
General Douglas Macarthur: I shall win this war. I also have my corncob pipe so you shall all lose.
Macarthur: Doug don't do the double post thing it's really Newbish.
General Douglas Macarthur: What did you just say to me?
Macarthur: Nothing
General Douglas Macarthur: That's what I thought.
The general and Macarthur are now one with it all.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
20:33 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Pushes 1337h4kor in to an endless pit of fire for double posting. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Oct 2007
22:01 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Double posting results in 1h's (1337h4kor, this is your shortening. Appreciate it for all it's worth.) torture and death. And more torture, and more death. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 18 Oct 2007
10:10 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | I'm still alive because my monkey revives me. I thus come back and heads towards the 76th dimension. Comes back and laughs at L's one weapon and john's missing graph part. *Does party boy dance*
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 18 Oct 2007
18:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L fires all 400 assault cannon rounds and 20 missiles at 1h, completely annihilating him, whatever dimension he's in now. And that monkey. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 18 Oct 2007
18:42 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | Sorry nothing exists in the 76th dimension it's ruled by pure thought thus He thinks that the bullets won't harm him and they don't. No not Johann. Why kill Johann his was my bestest monkey friend. Macarthur comes back and takes down L with the ultimate attack. He creates a Black Hole and a Wormhole and then combines them into one. Next he throws L into it. Next he goes back to the 76th dimension. Macarthur Then in a desperate attempt to hide goes to the zero dimension.
P.S.
By the way Scientist only know of 10 dimensions. The 11th is to hard for you to imagine so just try to think about the 30th not alone the 76th. Haha. Quantum physics beats you.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 18 Oct 2007
21:19 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | What's missing those are asymptotes.
*Cuts the string theory with scissors* |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 19 Oct 2007
07:01 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | *smashes scissors with alecs new rock theory*
and then destroys time beforehand, making everything you guys did after me nonexistent, a bubble in time.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Oct 2007
08:32 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | *Blows up rock with dynamite*
L makes the following assertion:
Since nothing exists in the 76th dimension, it follows that 1h cannot exist in the 76th dimension.
Therefore, since 1h doesn't exist, all his actions and there consequences don't either.
Thus, L refrains from roundhousing 1h in the face for insisting on using the term "Quantum Physics", since he knows that, much like "Quantum Physics", 1h and his hopes, dreams, words, and essence of being simply do not exist. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 19 Oct 2007
08:44 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | The 76th dimension is a dimension where nothings exists. Thus nothing is something. There is infinate infinates of nothing. Thus Macarthur can exist in one of those infinaties. The laws of string theroy allow his body to travel from the past which then makes him come foreward in space bringing Chuck Norris with him. Chuck round kicks L in the face and then Bruce Lee does some crazy Karate things at him. L explodes Macarthur Laughs. Then he preceeds to ask what the bleep is going on. Lee the all knowing informs him thus causing him to make a warp bubble. He then throws all others into the bubble and they go away at warp 10. He laughs and eats a slice of pizza.
P.S.
That's right I use infinity parts of infinity to attack all of you. Wrap your mind around that. Also L just go read a book on Quantum Physics.
P.S.S
L you're still in the zero dimension your imaginary.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Oct 2007
18:45 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | It would be P.P.S.
*pops bubble with another pair of scissors* |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 19 Oct 2007
21:58 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | Ahh how did do it. Since this is obviously meant to be humorous instead of realistic because if it was then nothing could pop it. Macarthur continues to just jump around.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Oct 2007
01:26 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | ...
OK, seriously, lern2english.
Lord Mathias returns from his impenetrable fortress of doomage and smites "1337" down with the gravity hammer. He then headshots john777 and blows up hydra with grenades.
TRIPLE KILL!
Also, welcome back L. :) |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Oct 2007
01:56 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Thank You DSP :-). : helps you force choke everyone. |
twin_swords
Marine
Posted: 20 Oct 2007
12:11 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I teleport from nowhere, asn slay lunchbox and darkside with halo energy sword |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 20 Oct 2007
21:18 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | L:I have antigrav plating thus rendering your gun useless.
DSP:Takes DSP's lightsaber. Uses it to cut off his hand. Also I speak english well enough.
TS: *Throws you into two rifts in the space time continuum, both are right in line with each other thus almost creating an infinite loop sequence.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Oct 2007
08:03 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Pop means Pop.
Ouch head shot. |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 21 Oct 2007
11:54 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 comes out from behind the bush that he has been hiding behind. He then tugs on DSP's cape and runs back behind the bush leaving a banana peel behind him. When DSP turns around he slips and falls. During the fall he waves his hands franticly. In doing so he forgets that his light saber is on and chops off L's head.
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 21 Oct 2007
14:52 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | I come back and laugh as I'm still alive. I then laugh at DSP as I cut off his other hand thus finishing what I and an other has done. Muahahaha.
*Does the Party Boy dance*
*Eats a donut made out of Mana*
No I can cast magic.
*Summons Mages' guild from ES Morrowind guild so be prepared if I ever need for them to be called*
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 22 Oct 2007
21:40 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Pop
Ha ha good one Z940. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 23 Oct 2007
09:21 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | that does nothing to me duh. You've already destroyed the warpfield, so your doing nothing whatsoever. Takes 3 more asmytopes thus rendering you with just a normal graph. Hahahaha
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Oct 2007
12:22 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L mutates 1h's heart into anti-matter, thus creating an explosions orders of magnitude bigger than that of a nuclear warhead. L stands right in front of the explosion and deflects it away from himself with his manly beard, laughing mercilessly at all the fools who are decimated by it. |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 23 Oct 2007
14:50 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 reminds L that he doesn't have a head. There for he kicks it and starts a game of soccer.
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 23 Oct 2007
15:10 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | *1337 h4kor's parellel self come's from another parallel universe*
*13337 h4kor joins the game of soccer*
*He kicks L's unseen head into the goal post*
*Change's avatar*
Bow down to this new avatar.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 23 Oct 2007
15:40 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | So then you admit something can pop it. Ha ha. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Oct 2007
23:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L reminds everyone that's not DSP that if they even attempted to kick his head that they'd suffer pain worse than being burned alive, frozen solid, melted in acid, beaten with serrated bludgeons, and stabbed with 1000 swords all at the same time for the rest of eternity.
L then blasts everyone away with a simple kamehameha wave. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 25 Oct 2007
00:12 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | john777:No I was simply saying that u were obviously being funny or sarcastic. The warp field can become distorted and thus break but pop no.
I use a super cool spirit bomb and then throw it at L's unseen head. I then throw it at L causing his head to asplode. I then eat a senzu bean and my health is restored.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 25 Oct 2007
17:36 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L swallows the spirit bomb whole and breathes fire on 1h. Magic fire. |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 25 Oct 2007
19:06 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 is confused on how L can swallow anything with out a head.
He then goes and takes 1h's thing that his avatar is spinning. Z940 then starts to swing it around his head and dance around like an idiot.
After that he goes and hides behind a bush. "You can't see me", Z940.
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 25 Oct 2007
19:44 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | hydra, now pushing back the san diego fires from his house, now shoves them upon his enemies.
feel the real-ness, you fiends.
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 25 Oct 2007
22:55 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L is immune to fire. He sets Manbearpig on Z940 and Hydra. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
11:53 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | hydra is manbearpig
so thus in the paradox, L just killed himself with a pin that he ate in the hiccup in time that no one saw exist but me.
the pin then grows excessively thanks to my improbobility drive, and L turns into a chimp, which is ripped apart grousomely (and he bleeds crackers and parrots) by the growing pin inside of him.
everyone else turns into random bath toys, including zach940 as a toaster. where i stick a grenade in the toaster and walk away.
when the drive is over, everyone is back to normal.
ie retarded and resting in pieces.
Hydra carves a pumpkin out of king leonidus from 300 in memorium. then the improbobility drive starts again and im king leonidus. then i have an army of 3000000000000000000 spartans. including spartans from halo. so um... dont mess with this.
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
13:42 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | The improbability drive is taken by Me and thus I use it to turn everyone into into yarn people excluding my self. My army is made up of 3*10^9999999999999999999999999999 Leets, and 7*10*9999 Master Chiefs, all in my army are duel wielding Plasma swords thus I am more awesome.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
13:59 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | but heres the thing. you realize i am the escence of improbobility. thus multiplying me by 3x10^9999999999999999999999999999
and you dont want that.
well too late. my huge army of me can now absorb matter.
something the original, energy absorbing, me could never do. we absorb everyone and then become the universe, sparing one of me to stay on this mortal plane.
the universe decides that your masterchiefs are retarded and your leets are gay. so the masterchiefs walk around wondering what's going on and your l3375 stay in their basements doing unmentionable deeds.
and suddenly the improbability drive vanishes. the whole universe is an improbobility drive now.
bwahahaha.
hydra points his finger at 1337 and he is turned into a 3 year old girl.
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
15:29 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | That 3 year old girl uses 100% of her mind and changes herself back into Macarthur. The improbability doesn't work for anyone thus Hydra, you can't control it and you can't predict what will happen unless you do some extreme mathematical probabilty equations and then reverse the % so that the least is no the most.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
18:52 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Earlier you said destroy not distort or break apart, thus I am sticking with pop.
Helps z940 dance with spining thing and then hides behind bush too, taking out the gernade and putting in tost. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
19:51 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L wins the grammar award, and uses it to club all non-recipients to death. |
1337h4kor
Wraith
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
21:57 GMT
Total Posts: 612 | It's a ****ing Leek. Check this leek spinning out! Also you can't take it. I have it glued to my hand. Orihme won't let go of it so neither one of you have it. You just have a decoy and it's nothing but a stick.
Also L I shall defeat your award.
Ha Ha theys was theirs, yous wass, Is weres, Theys wass, Is doesn'ts, hisselfs itsselfs, Is ands bills saws manys things tomorrows.
Take that improper improper english. I win your award thus asploddes from all of the improper grammar.
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I wish i could swim in the sea of probabilty but once during my life. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 27 Oct 2007
10:46 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | hydra is still the universe.
and what the universe says goes. thusly the improbobility drive does work for me. and 100% of your mind, macarther, is pudding. so you now you taste like butterscotch.
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Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid. |
