War XXXIX-too many X's to care

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Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 27 Oct 2007 22:00 GMT Total Posts: 583	hydra enters in as still the universe. beware where you tread, that might be a hidden black hole. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Lunchbox Carrier Posted: 28 Oct 2007 10:54 GMT Total Posts: 2007	1h, please don't double post/all caps. L rips out everyone's soul and puts them all into a delicious soul stew.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 28 Oct 2007 21:35 GMT Total Posts: 289	Mmmmmm Stew. Trips hydra and L
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 28 Oct 2007 23:07 GMT Total Posts: 583	but the universe says hydra is ok from the trip and everyone is dead through metacarpool means as in a giant carpool of the world, roughly 1000cars run over everyone, as they run away from the zombie outbreak from the serum hillary clinton made to make the world her slaves enjoy. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Lunchbox Carrier Posted: 29 Oct 2007 16:47 GMT Total Posts: 2007	L has no need to hack as all that exists and all that doesn't bends to his will with unfaltering precision. L commands 1h's body and soul to stop existing, and they do.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 30 Oct 2007 07:26 GMT Total Posts: 583	since 1h's soul has stopped existing, hydra makes himself a black hole and sucks in his lifeless body. where his body is speghettified and then he enters Hell. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 30 Oct 2007 13:55 GMT Total Posts: 289	Mmmmmmmm stew and spaghetti.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 30 Oct 2007 16:36 GMT Total Posts: 583	john777 eats the speghettified 1337hackor and then realizes hes eating a 3 year old girl. which tastes like oblivion. which tastes like red bull. which is disguisting. (RvB referance ;D) --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 30 Oct 2007 19:46 GMT Total Posts: 289	Agreed it is disgusting, but it gives you wings. Fly Fly.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 30 Oct 2007 21:43 GMT Total Posts: 583	john777 flies away into the skies. surprisingly i dont feel hostile and i let him leave without incident. now for you guys... which btw where are you guys? --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Lunchbox Carrier Posted: 30 Oct 2007 23:18 GMT Total Posts: 2007	No, Red Bull gives you wings. And L gives you roundhouse kicks to the face.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 31 Oct 2007 15:53 GMT Total Posts: 583	but only chuck norris's roundhouses are lethal yours are more like pillows trying to throw up on gravel. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 31 Oct 2007 18:22 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Ninja'd 1h's post because I can do what i want.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 31 Oct 2007 21:36 GMT Total Posts: 289	Flys around like a bubmble bee. Is it Flys or Flies L?
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 1 Nov 2007 15:41 GMT Total Posts: 583	doesn't matter. because you're a bumble bee in that new movie, bee movie. so you kill yourself in a depressing revelationt that that movie sucks. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 1 Nov 2007 20:42 GMT Total Posts: 289	But I think it looks funny :P stings Hydra
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 2 Nov 2007 16:03 GMT Total Posts: 583	whats the difference between bee movie and a piece of crap? ones a movie mimicking the other. now to handle this sting... hmmm shoot it out of my skin through blunt pressure. i then use telekenisis to squish john into the shape of a molecular swan. enjoy between pretty to the non naked eye. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 2 Nov 2007 22:09 GMT Total Posts: 289	Or just that much stupider. :P
Lunchbox Carrier Posted: 3 Nov 2007 01:16 GMT Total Posts: 2007	L doesn't become stupider, as the the derivative of his intelligence is equal to (g sub 64)^t dt, where g sub 64 is graham's number. Anyone who tries to compute this, but is not the dark lord of the sith (or L) dies.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 3 Nov 2007 11:35 GMT Total Posts: 583	the dark lord? i know your not refering to me, but ive held many titles of the same sort... :3 so i dont die. nor am i stupider, as if i dont understand it, i ignore it. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Lunchbox Carrier Posted: 4 Nov 2007 20:21 GMT Total Posts: 2007	No, DSP is the Dark Lord of the Sith, and L is the manliest man in the universe. L flexes his pecs and the heads of all the unworthy explode.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 4 Nov 2007 20:27 GMT Total Posts: 583	@1h- twasn't poetry. for that comment you die of death crushing your heart (like in the movie the frighteners) @L- i am also. where it counts. not this forum, but in a game of star wars that actually requires nice sith skillz. in which i do pretty well for not getting drops... da[rn] drops. never could find them. and i am worthy. but i dont look, cus i dont swing that way. instead i look at my gf bending down to pick up a pencil she dropped. much better view. i shrug all of this off and go play warhammer 40k squad command demo for psp. awesome game. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 10 Nov 2007 09:05 GMT Total Posts: 583	too bad your post scared everyone else away. thusly you are dead. a dead little girl. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 10 Nov 2007 21:01 GMT Total Posts: 289	Ha ha. stings the dead body
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 11 Nov 2007 12:00 GMT Total Posts: 583	who has the improbobility drive? no one. it doesnt exist. because the universe (IE ME LAST WAR) ate it. the probability of you handling it is 1:0 which the odds are very improbable which are unreal which is improbable which is... that loops on forever until you explode. eww. i dont want chunks of little dead girl in my soda. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 11 Nov 2007 16:08 GMT Total Posts: 583	if your pulling out the improbobility drive, then your pulling out the rest of the story. dolphins already left earth for their homeplanet. and no, the improbobility drive is the universe, because when i was the universe thats when i absorbed it. so your still dead. and bits and pieces all over the place. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 12 Nov 2007 15:07 GMT Total Posts: 289	I now take the improbabilty drive and blugen you both over the head with it. PS - Hey he learned it's PPS. Good job 1h you get a cookie.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 12 Nov 2007 19:31 GMT Total Posts: 583	both of your replies were crap. therefore they didnt exist. so thus i take the black hole which is 1337's intellect and shove it inside of him. he caves in on himself. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 13 Nov 2007 07:40 GMT Total Posts: 583	nice try. hydra learned psychic powers too long ago. your psychic powers are weak and uncontrollable, because you just got them. and so i raid your mind and lock them in a cage. and while im at it lock your consciousness in an room inside your mind. sweet dreams. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 13 Nov 2007 19:11 GMT Total Posts: 583	except that that was all in your dream. because its not really a dream. your trapped inside your consciousness. you wont get out until i say you can get out. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 13 Nov 2007 19:58 GMT Total Posts: 583	thats not a picture of nin so you fail and you create a paradox where youre never born. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 14 Nov 2007 17:02 GMT Total Posts: 583	doesnt matter. your dead. because i say so. because the philosophy of time travel says that i am the ruler of this parrallel universe and this world is coming to an end in the next ten seconds, while i get jumped back in time to some misfortunate demise (which previously i was fortunate to miss said demise) and everyone's lives that were hell in this parrallel universe are better in the regular universe. and i say 1h is dead. so he's dead. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 15 Nov 2007 17:55 GMT Total Posts: 583	(escuse the double post) strange that 1h's posts were deleted. its kind of cool because they were totally stupid. now to save this war! Hydra blows up the subway while you people are in it. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Super Speler Dragoon Posted: 15 Nov 2007 19:30 GMT Total Posts: 50	Spamming is annoying and will get you nowhere. Please stop. --- "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes."
Super Speler Dragoon Posted: 15 Nov 2007 19:33 GMT Total Posts: 50	That's no reason to spam. If they were legit, send a nice PM to a moderator and complain. Keyword being nice. Spamming will get you nowhere and will only make people dislike you. --- "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes."
Super Speler Dragoon Posted: 15 Nov 2007 19:41 GMT Total Posts: 50	They won't get back. But complain that, if they were really valid, they were treating you unjustly. --- "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes."
Zachary940 Wraith Posted: 16 Nov 2007 14:32 GMT Total Posts: 714	Z940 comes back out from behind the bush in a confused state. He doesn't understand where all the posts went. O well, he then takes his bush and moves it under a tree. In doing so no one knows where he went so no one can hurt him. Once settled he throws rocks at Hydra. --- It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 16 Nov 2007 14:34 GMT Total Posts: 583	hydra's head starts bleeding as he tells zach that 1h's posts have been deleted from this topic. and then he laughs. and then he rips zachs head off. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 16 Nov 2007 19:58 GMT Total Posts: 289	Also confused, runs around frantically and accidentally steps on Hydra, because he is small.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 17 Nov 2007 07:50 GMT Total Posts: 583	1337 dies randomly and that wasnt really hydra, but hydra's minion. nooo! my minion! hydra swoops down from above and john's feet explode --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 17 Nov 2007 17:52 GMT Total Posts: 583	zombies cant pick up uzis idiot. and if your quoting that from the new land of the dead, that movie was crap and so are you. i dont join your side. i would rather commit suicide. besides since your not a zombie im not a zombie. and your bite was still in that dream inside your mind because you're still trapped in your mind. wow. how pitiful. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 18 Nov 2007 20:38 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Definitely should not be IL, it's number 39, which of course is XXXIX.
john777 Ultralisk Posted: 18 Nov 2007 21:06 GMT Total Posts: 289	Ha Ha Hydra can't count Romeish. :P
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 19 Nov 2007 04:53 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Oh no... that's not hydra miscounting... someone else is. Lord Mathias throws john777 into the eternal abyss for all time.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 19 Nov 2007 08:23 GMT Total Posts: 583	i thought i was right... the eternal abyss caves in on john777 and his bodily fluids squirt everywhere. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 19 Nov 2007 10:17 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Indeed you were correct. Also note said correctness is probably the only time I will say so. That being said, Lord Mathias proceeds to disembowel 1h, then strangle hydra with 1h's entrails.
Hydraliskisback Wraith Posted: 19 Nov 2007 10:45 GMT Total Posts: 583	hydra is immune to little girl's entrails and thus they turn to dust and poppy seeds. poppies grow on the ground and i burn them. dsp faints and then i explode his head by making him listen to feist. --- Iff Hydralisk has posted the above, the above is stupid.
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 19 Nov 2007 11:10 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Fainting is for sissy girls, and therefore I am immune.
Zachary940 Wraith Posted: 19 Nov 2007 13:15 GMT Total Posts: 714	Z940 throws a rock at 1h's head for double posting in all caps. He then realizes that he just one this war by being number 50. --- It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.