| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
19:07 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | tuvfidddui...L wins. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
19:10 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Amazingly, I am dead and victorious at the same time.
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 20 Dec 2005
06:53 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | How did I die...again? And who got to the post limit again?
[Edited by Nintendork on 20-Dec-05 21:34] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Dec 2005
13:45 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | nintendork Thinks zedd died.....
Jc thinks no one cares.... but there is nothing to care about....
zedd predicted that someone would burn something else to indirectly hurt zedd...(finally some thinking going on!)......
so zedd preordered an entire package of bad
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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 20 Dec 2005
17:10 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | OK? Um...weird. Did I ever say I thought you died? |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Dec 2005
17:20 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd apologizes.... Damaged is the right term.
zedd was in a rush.
[Edited by zedd on 21-Dec-05 02:22]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Dec 2005
18:49 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | You all die a painful death in which you eat acid-filled cookies and they slowly and painfully eat away at your vitals, rendering you completely useless and defenseless until you are mistaken for rotting logs and promptly burned to death by boy scouts hoping to earn a few badges. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Dec 2005
12:59 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc eats a sandwich and decides to spectate for a while. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 21 Dec 2005
13:05 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork points out that nothing will happen unless Jc specifies what kind of sandwich it was. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Dec 2005
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | A zombie sandwich of course. L banishes Nintendork's shredded soul to the fires of hell, nintendork returns not. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Dec 2005
18:00 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | little does Jc know...but zedd took out all of the fillings from the sandwich...
Jc finally realized...since he read this post....that his sandwich is completely useless in terms of giving satisfaction
he then screams causeing a random mountain in the ......um some random place where L's avatar is located.....to make an avcalanche.
the avatar is lost and L must get a better one....
@nintendork....you see. it doesn't matter what sandwich it is anymore.
@previous posts.... zedd forgot to say a package of bad KARMA.. just got lazy and rushed. so zedd sends it down to the war zone.
zedd points out that the war is going down
[Edited by zedd on 22-Dec-05 03:05]
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 21 Dec 2005
19:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc stops talking in 3rd person.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 22 Dec 2005
16:09 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | @haveacalc
why do you do that? C'mon....be real!
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 22 Dec 2005
16:23 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Lol...hypocrite
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 22 Dec 2005
17:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Tough luck. Nintendork was banished from hell, and is a ghost that has no particular destination. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 23 Dec 2005
07:22 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork hates double-posting.
Nintendork asks if we can have a cease fire until the end of the holidays. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Dec 2005
08:34 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Ah, but behold, L hast sayeth no, and therefore there shalt be war for ever more. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Dec 2005
08:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | "Yes, let's end the war," Haveacalc says as he rips of a good portion of Lunchbox's skin (you can see the wound in his avatar).
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 23 Dec 2005
11:39 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc takes another bite of his mysterious sandwich. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 23 Dec 2005
13:22 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork has Santa give him invincibility until the end of the holidays. But he cannot attack with it.
Happy Holidays. I'm leaving for a while. Don't bother attacking me. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Dec 2005
13:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc bothers to attack Nintendork. He then ceases to have a calc. He leaves as well.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 Dec 2005
07:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Mmm... zombie sandwich. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 24 Dec 2005
08:26 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L asks Jc if he owuldn't mind making L a zombie sandwich? L says he's killeed both Nintendork and Haveacalc to provide the meat. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 24 Dec 2005
16:55 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg remembers Zombie Burger.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 24 Dec 2005
18:52 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Hey! Nintendork's invincible until the end of the holidays (and can't attack)! |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 24 Dec 2005
19:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Invincible AND edible. How do I taste?
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 25 Dec 2005
10:50 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork and Haveacalc are squished into a yummy sandwich and given to L. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 25 Dec 2005
14:40 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Sweet. Nobody is invincible unless L declares them so, foolish nintendork. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 25 Dec 2005
18:09 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork uses his powers to force L to make him invincible. The point is: I'm out of the war until the end of the holidays (which, for me, is Jan. 2) |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Dec 2005
20:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc objects from inside the sandwich and speeds up time. He then escapes despite the odds (dead and trapped).
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Dec 2005
15:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc twiddles his thumbs and watches the foolish mortals. It is time to feed. *Bares fangs, bites a pedestrian* |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 26 Dec 2005
21:05 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Foolish nintendork, you cannot force me to do anything. You die a most painful death |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 27 Dec 2005
13:58 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | ahh yes..foolish nintendork and don'thaveacalc are!
if you didn't say anything about not attacking you.. you would not have to worry...
ex. zedd just left...and was completely unnoticed and therefore unharmed.
got a total of $75 in cash Sunday! and a huge printer(photoquality)
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 27 Dec 2005
18:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Don'thaveacalc doesn't yet exist, which leaves him on the same level as zedd. They battle and don'thaveacalc hypothetically triumphs.
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 27 Dec 2005
18:50 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork sends zedd to the sugar land of puppets. this is not zedd's natural habitat and zedd goes boom |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 Dec 2005
04:16 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc smiles, says, "Don't have a calc, man!", and laughs for a good 34 minutes. Everyone stares at him. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 28 Dec 2005
08:45 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | OK, someone is really getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm seriously thinking of not posting on CG anymore! Really! You don't want to lose your favorite target!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited by Nintendork on 28-Dec-05 17:46] |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 28 Dec 2005
12:05 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | *ryantmer enters*
You realize that it's only in this topic that people target you. You don't have to stop posting at CG to stop being targeted, just stop in this topic.
Ryantmer laughs at Jc for a good 34 seconds. Hee, hee... don't have a calc.
*ryantmer leaves* |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 28 Dec 2005
14:15 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | It's not this topic, it's the person. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 28 Dec 2005
14:31 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | If it's zedd you're talking about, then it's only in your mind, lol
[Edited by haveacalc on 28-Dec-05 23:33]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 Dec 2005
14:45 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc advises for Nintendork just to ignore Zedd. He's a violent fellow, and Jc won't let anything too abusive get past his uber-moderator powers. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 30 Dec 2005
16:17 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Jc means pseudo-uber-moderating-powers!
zedd sprays a mist of laughing gas everywhwere
hu hew heh he huh wah houwh.... ahhh*high note* ha hedleedhuohah.
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 31 Dec 2005
14:57 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Not Zedd. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 31 Dec 2005
18:50 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | @nintendork- WTF??
Idaho?........NO! You Da Ho!....ha ha.. corny! its what laughing gas does to you!
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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 1 Jan 2006
06:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Bye bye, zedd. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 1 Jan 2006
16:00 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | WhoGleedodumbuquarkiediddleydoogoos
*edit* no one here is allowed to be more psychotic than me...
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 06-Mar-06 18:55]
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
09:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Hmmm...
Lord Mathias is foncused by this entire situation. He is also honored that since the first (and still on-going) CG war, numerous clones have popped up.
Now... to business...
Lord Mathias delcares himself immortal (it's his right), and joins the sides of L and Jc, thus making the trifecta complete. All shall bow down to the unstoppable force that is DSP.
Lord Mathias uses his control over the government to decree that all those named "zedd" or those with similar names are invited to a special luncheon... in a rocket... aimed at the sun.
Barbecue, anyone? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
15:53 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Ooh, me! I like barbecues! |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
16:19 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | >>>Lord Mathias uses his control over the government to decree that all those named "zedd" or those with similar names are invited to a special luncheon... in a rocket... aimed at the sun.<<<
*ryantmer enters*
Note to self: Do not change name to ex.
*ryantmer leaves*
[Edited by ryantmer on 07-Mar-06 01:20] |
