| Author | Comment |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Here continues the CG war. I win. The End? |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:41 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | heh... uhh... no!
XX defies DSP and smacks him with the ENTIRE round table (100 feet in diamater) DSP, unnaffected forgets the whole DSP, XX, Jc, Andy, and L thing and starts wondering... "How do I kill L again?"
[Edited by Xero Xcape on 21-Mar-05 23:41]
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:54 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy, being tired of seeing Jc's avatar every other post, shoots that funky little elf upside the head with an mp5.
Andy then tells everyone to press F10 for unlimited money. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | F10. F10. F10!!!!
DSP, remembering the whole thing, blends into a wall like a chameleon until XX walks by, then snaps his neck. That's what he gets for backstabbing DSP. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:17 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX thought DSP needed to start fresh... or he thought until he died...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Maybe we should all stop talking about ourselves in the 3rd person!
And besides, we all know that u can't win against DSP!
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:21 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | zedd's fair game!!!!!
XX takes zedds lifeforce and absorbs it... yuk! nasty
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:22 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Bwahaha! You have entered a combat zone, zedd! Prepare to be obliterated!
Here, have a present.
Wanna know what it is?
M67 frag grenade.
Enjoy! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:24 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ...no a plasma grenade... stuck to a fuzzy grenade... stuck to Jc...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:25 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | No, stuck to zedd. He's the newcomer. He has to be fragged. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:28 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | well Jc was in the box... that zedd opened...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Oh, ok then.
DSP lobs plasma grenade frag grenade combo at zedd, who is carrying Jc in a box. It sticks.
Double kill. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | but wait! zedd was talking to L?!?!?
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | in that case...
triple kill! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:39 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L has patiently been waiting over the gathering of fools this whole time, watching them try (and fail) to kill his clone. Uses the awesome power that is Alt-F4 to send Zedd flying into an oblivion, reverses the polarity and momentum on all the plasma grenades so they fly back @ XX and DSP, then takes a sip of his lemonade (shaken, not stirred) and relaxes in his lawn chair. Motions for his butler to bring him a rail gun and a USP. Proceeds to snipe off little bits of the charred corpses of DSP and XX and continues to refer to himself in the first person. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:41 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Tragically, L forgot that DSP is immortal. DSP slaps the butler until he surrenders the mass driver (rail gun for you idiots), then uses it to splatter L's brain matter for miles. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:44 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX can travel time... unfortunalty...
He has to go to the past to get BIG BIRTHA (WWII)
he'll be back
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, DSP can also travel through time.
DSP hops in his DeLorean, travels back to 1941, and waits for XX to show. When he does, DSP kills him with a German Luger. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:51 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Oh heck no, L steals the DeLorean from DSP, substitues it w/ his own honda prelude, takes it forward in time to 2029, amasses an army of terminators that have a strange resemblance to the governor of his home state, and sends them off to hunt down DSP and his 'Mass Driver'. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP also has the ability to use wormholes. Uses one to travel to 2029 and pay the Terminators that strangely resemble Arnold an obscenely large sum of money (received by pressing F10 a buttload of times) to travel back with him to assassinate L, Andy, zedd, and Jc, then to help him conquer France and obliterate it. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:56 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Also sends the predator after DSP and some kid on a hoverboard :) . Then he uses the all-powerful Channel-Drain Life combo, with a Black Lotus thrown in just for kicks (MTG) to suck all the life force out of DSP. W00T! 1unchb0x !s 1337!!!11!1 |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
15:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, DSP counters with Syncopate, and attacks with his Phage the Untouchable. L loses the game, and therefore his life.
Meanwhile, DSP sends a big, stupid bully after the kid on a hoverboard and summons the Aliens to finish off the Predator. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
17:06 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Oh and as DSP tries to attack the hollogram, hr falls face first
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
17:08 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP was aware of the fact it was a hologram, and did that to trick zedd. Apparently, the trick worked, and zedd rushed forward, hoping to kill DSP. However, DSP is immortal, so his attempt failed. DSP then places zedd in a blood choke until he passes out, then throws him in a car trunk and pushes the car into a lake. The car happens to be a 88 Subaru 2-door hatchback. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
17:12 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | >>>Andy, being tired of seeing Jc's avatar every other post, shoots that funky little elf upside the head with an mp5.<<<
Lol, I'm not even posting that much.
Larharl, the totally evil Overlord of the Netherworld, laughs as meteors wipe the face of the earth with Andy's remains.
Also, Jc has been a Timetraveler for a while now, and undos all this from happening. All of the others have no idea that there is even a war. He gives them free presents that turn out to be unkillable, indestructable, invincible, unstoppable, time-proof, everything proof, obedient only to Jc killer bunny rabbits. They devour the flesh of all the combatants except zedd, to whom Jc takes a chainsaw to his head a la resident evil 4. Uh, and because of some alliance, Lunchbox is raised from the dead as a zombie servant for Jc with no mind of his own. Hey, be thankful you aren't rabbit food.
Dang, I'm never online when things get good! We should do this in IRC.
[Edited by JcCorp on 22-Mar-05 02:14] |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
17:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Jc, like everyone else, once again forgets that Lord Mathias is immortal. Lord Mathias takes control of Jc's mind using his Sith powers, and gets him to turn the killer rabbit upon himself.
Run away, run away! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
17:28 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Fortunately, Jc is rather unappetizing, and the rabbits generally ignore him. He remedies DSP's immortality through a nice ol' live burial inside 39 tons on concrete buried 12 miles below the surface of the earth.
Besides, everyone knows killer bunnies can kill immortal people. :) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
17:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, killer bunnies cannot kill immortals.
And since Lord Mathias is immortal, he detonates the nuke in his pocket, freeing himself from his concrete prison. Lord Mathias finds it hilarious that the fallout kills Jc, Andy, L, zedd, and XX, along with 3.14159 billion people. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
18:05 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd wasn't in the fallout!
He was in the hatchback!
HA! Zedd has caught DSP w/ a foolish argument.
Then zedd predicts that DSP will make a comeback that totally negates all of the arguemnets made. Then Eveyone continues killing eachother in an unwinable war!
Zedd places a sachel discharge on DSP's back!
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
18:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | However, the fallout also fills the air. Zedd stumbles back to his house, choking on nuclear particles,
DSP quickly cuts the blue wire...
wait...
it was the red wire...
*BOOM*
DSP laughs. He did that on purpose.
DSP sends a flesh-eating bacteria to zedd's house. A week later he visits, and finds a skeleton. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
18:21 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | DSP, having fallen for the F10 trick, has left the game due to the boss key. While DSP waits 5 minutes for Counterstrike Source to load again, Andy replaces the Flux Capacitor in DSP's DeLorean with cheese. Mmmmm, cheese. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
18:39 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Oh but the skeleton was a halloween decoration. Zedd mysteriously survived the radiated particles and gets a mutation which makes him invinsible! Then Zedd steals L's lunchbox and whacks DSP across the head. Zedd Laughs. Zedd's screwd. Zedd runs .Zedd waits etc..etc...etc!
Jc flees the bloody combatzone where Zedd and DSP are fighting to the death. (But no one dies because we're both immortal). and He is depressed about getting his avatar made fun of...............AGAIN!
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
19:11 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | However, DSP realizes the flux capacitor has been replaced with cheese, and switches it back. And DSP reads from the book of the dead to remove zedd's immortality, then kills him with a sword.
DSP points and laughs at Jc's avatar. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
19:29 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Seriously, that ... THING ... is starting to freak me out. :img22: No shirt and an buttcrack for a belly button? WTF?!? Not to mention the "hair".
[Edited by Andy on 22-Mar-05 04:29] |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
19:41 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | roflmfao.
DSP takes a flamethrower to Jc's avatar, the war's newest victim. |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
20:12 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Suddenly, Korkow jumps in, and DSP immediatly shoots Korkow, but Korkow is too fast and is able to grab Ray Kremer's avatar to deflect the shot. The shot is not deflected back to DSP, but rather to TI-Freak!!! (Who is currently in the stands) TI-Freak's TI-82 is blown into peices and he runs into the battle (mainly trying to attack Korkow) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
20:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | OIC how it is, korkow. You're attacking me to get others to attack you, who will in turn attack me, who will then die.
Nope, not gonna do it.
DSP hires the ninja girl from Z's avatar to decapitate korkow. She does so. Korkow's blood fills the room.
DSP then preempts attacks from Ray and ti-freak and declares war on the whol of CG users. |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
20:43 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | It turns out that Korkow keeps a spare head (last one!) in his black hole avatar and screws it back in. He leaves everyone (especially DSP) alone. For fear of being decapatated agiain, he puts a force feild around his neck and runs as far way as he possibly can. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
20:47 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | "Oh no, it's on now!" says Lunchbox. L hires Samus to gun down DSP, Jc, Korkow, TI-Freak, Ray Kremer, Zedd, and Andy and then seals them away in Barrett's inactive account for 2 whole years, mwah!
L then counters Z's new ninja girl with a lightning bolt and puts his new calculator around himself, which in turn makes him invincible, impenetrable, omnipotent, etc. because it is so freaking well coded. Sets up fast-firing subroutine cannons and uses his shells powers to protect them. L is now, in essence, The Invincible Mobile Zero-Hour Fortress (TIMZHF for short). None can oppose his whim. And just out of sheer spite, uses Counterspell to ward off DSP's seeming-invulnerability and uses the Inviolability/Alexi's Cloak/(Card that prevents enchantments from being detroyed, can't remember its name, but there is one). I win for about the infinitith time. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
21:02 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | However, Lord Mathias turns into SA-X and destroys Samus. Once he is done with her, DSP then turns into a fire dragon and annihilates the others, while burning a hole in B's account through which he escapes.
Then, using his uber-optimization skills, creates an exact copy of L's protection program, except it's on an 84+SE and it's half the size and twice the speed. DSP uses this to eliminate L's defenses.
DSP then counters with Arcane Denial, Circular Logic, and Condescend, then on his next turn plays Earthquake, eliminating L... again. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
21:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L uses force of will to counter DSP's arcane denial therefore rendering the rest of his spells ineffective, has protected his program which renders DSP's cloning of his program ineffective (Yes, it actually can protect itself), and summons the 3rd edition Shivan Dragon and combines it with his unlimited mana pool to make an infinitesimally powerful monster who deep-fries DSP. Then L calls first Colonel Sanders to make a scrumptious 8 - piece thigh meal from DSP's charred remains and the on the Time Vault/Voltaic Key combo to take infinite turns (ignoring errata, of course :) ) and conquer the universe...again. This is kinda getting boring, this whole omnipotent thing. Using it to torture others wis thee only real pleasure I have left. That and showering, which i will do right now.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 22-Mar-05 06:16] |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
21:18 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy turns over his Swords of Revealing Light card. Now no one can attack him for three days, and he knows all of your weapons. |
zkostik
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
21:24 GMT
Total Posts: 2486 | I'm the baddest admin so attacking me wouldn't be very smart. So all you fellas better level up and stock on them HP/MP before you try to hit on Big Z. Lol :)
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korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
21:25 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Although Korkow has (seemingly) dissapeerd, he bands all of his calcs together and runs the ULTIMATE program: "Reverse EVERYTHING" Which, as I said, reverses everything. Now everyone can attack Andy for 4 days :), L is %100 vulnerable, and...DSP loses. To finish it all off, Korkow deletes the program from all his calcs for fear of reversation again! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
21:36 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Due to his extremely good new shell and his mad programming skillz (both calc and computer), L has added a 4th layer to his set of invulnerability. And since this topic is nearing its end, L attacks Z, but at the last second feints and smacks all the non-admins across thee face instead. Not only am I omnipotent, as i have already iteerated millions of times, but smart as well :) . |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
22:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Oh, yeah, Z? Bring it. If you didn't read earlier, I am immortal. That also applies to you, L.
DSP plays Platinum Angel, then plays Mystic Veil on it, then plays Spell Book, then Library of Leng, then draws all the interrupts from his deck to his hand. Bring it on, L.
Then DSP attacks the newest participant, Z, with an HP calc. Z cringes in pain as it's evil case touches his body. DSP then follows with a Casio. Z falls to his knees and begs for his life.
DSP says no, and finishes him with an iPod, the most evil of all electronic devices.
EDIT: wow. This is getting friggin' sweet! and it's covered almost 2 topics today!
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 22-Mar-05 07:25] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 22 Mar 2005
11:07 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | "Oh, it's already been brought" says L as he uses the MLC shell to convert the evil Casio and HP to TI's and wards of the iPod with an iRiver H320.
Interrupts DSP's plat angel combo with mana drain+fireball, then summons spiritmongers and avatars of woe to protect himself and Z.
Just in case you dind't read earlier DSP, i have sole access to the rules of the universe and have modified them so that I am the only immortal, your seeming-immortality is merely a tricky facade I put up to fool you.
Also, I use my deepness @ programming to limit access to immortality powers to myself alone. My MySQL server is sent to wreak havoc on DSP, with backups along the way. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 22 Mar 2005
12:39 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | >> Although Korkow has (seemingly) dissapeerd, he bands all of his calcs together and runs the ULTIMATE program: "Reverse EVERYTHING" Which, as I said, reverses everything. Now everyone can attack Andy for 4 days ,
Andy turns over his Calculator Crash Spell card, and also his Wabaku Trap card.
*yawn* This is getting boring. :) |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 22 Mar 2005
14:28 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | unfortunatly, DSP read the wrong spell which makes zedd more powerful. then zedd sits and wathces evryone else kill eachother....over.....and over......and over again.
zedd uses rocket launcher to spice things up a bit.
uh oh! Andy's kangaroo possesed by DSP catches on fire!
Zedd laughs *waves hand* you will give me 2 dollars
DSP goes into manical rage killing all in site, while looking for zedd
L is missing w/ Jc's avatar.....
I don't want to know what the hell they're doing in that room.
Jc steps into combat zone about to complain about the issues of the world and apply them to zedd's post as zedd rewraps the present given to him by DSP. zedd gives it to Jc......
zedd runs to safe area.......zedd waits........zedd hears a loud KABOOM!!!!!!
Z walked into combat zone not knowing what's comming.
Bad mistake!!!!!!!
zedd launches another rocket.Kaboom! Hits Jc.Ding-Dong the witch is dead!
Zedd pushes remote detonator. BOOM! Z goes flying out of combat zone.
DSP finds zedd. Zedd runs. zedd is gone! zedd is tired of typing so he will stop for now! zedd will return! for jugement day! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my---- how could zedd forget XX! zedd sees XX walking out of combat zone. Unfortunatly 4 XX, that is where zedd placed a mine. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
[Edited by zedd on 22-Mar-05 23:33]
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Andy
Administrator
Posted: 22 Mar 2005
14:42 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | *waves hand* You will give me a pound of Naquadah. :)
[Edited by Andy on 22-Mar-05 23:45] |
