| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
14:50 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L starts off the new war by declaring himself the ruler of all pickles. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
15:14 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THE PICKLES!!!!!!
ryantmer declares himself the ruler of all avocadoes (all five, yes), and no-one disputes becasue nobodyu likes avocadoes. Including ryantmer. He just wanted to feel like he had some sort of power. *sigh*. My life is so boring. *goes off to sulk for 7 years* |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
16:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I like avocados. I have mastery off all potatoes and grain. None of you can eat bread, drink beer, vodka, or fries! 3FG wins. Owned.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
16:23 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | at last topic post by L in war....
L kills everything.....including jokes
NK NK (not kidding x2)
while you take over some little things....
zedd takes over world and owns ALL...
zedd turns to 3FG and asks
...Alliance??? or is that dead???
zedd turns to L and haveacalc exstreaker...
you feelin' lucky??? do ya???
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Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
17:01 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Allow me to interject. On the topic of "nobody has won yet", I'm glad nobody noticed our site design contest was supposed to be over 7 weeks ago...
*EDIT* Allow me to interject... what contest??? >:)
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 24-Apr-06 18:25] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Apr 2006
19:12 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | perhaps the reason why no one has won in the design contest yet is simply because they don't CARE....
quite frankly.... i just don't give a damn....
actually... i do care but.... the site design can stay the same...
maybe just colors... but that's the farthest extent of my imagination will take me when it comes to this subject...
....why don't you ask L....he has an overactive imagination, if you can figure out a way to drive his insane force in a positive direction, it can work wonders for the world... *evil snicker*
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back to war.....
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eat this..................................................................
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each dot represents 100 decoy bots preparing to fire fake bullets....it still hurts...
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 22 Apr 2006
10:01 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I am still surprised this is going on... I am t3h ruler os t3h t3ht3ht3h...
Find the verb!
The smurfing smurf smurfed the smurf smurf.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 22 Apr 2006
11:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | smurfed
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 22 Apr 2006
11:21 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L eats a bowl of smurfs for breakfast every morning, and put smurf's blood dressing on all his salads.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 22-Apr-06 20:22] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 22 Apr 2006
16:22 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | which explains the insanity.....
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
10:36 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Insanity? I think not. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
11:59 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Oh dear, I go to florida for a week and THIS happens.
Jc declares himself to be the master of the groundhog. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
13:34 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | @L...
you think not
that's exactly right
you think too well.....
it's OK if you're secure about your sanity
you've only ascended humanity.....no one's perfect but you.
L whistles innocently :)
[Edited by Lunchbox on 24-Apr-06 06:44]
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
13:44 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | I am. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
14:58 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | I'm also perfect. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
18:45 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | well then zedd guesses that you have proven yourselves to be an UNHUMAN
scientific name:
UNious humanious
well zedd knows that area 51 has been worried about illegal alien escapees ... they will be glad to hear that they have been found
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Apr 2006
21:45 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L breaks a bottle over zedd's head and quadruple roundhouses him in the face while time turns to slow motion. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 Apr 2006
14:06 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc is not human. Have you read his short stories? He is either vampire, robot, legendary-pseudo human, or evolved species. All of them take turns chewing on zedd's ear. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 24 Apr 2006
16:20 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | complete pwnage
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 25-Apr-06 14:54]
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 25 Apr 2006
13:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Lunchbox is the most ultimate person ever. If I weren't him, I'd kill myself.
ThreeFingeredGuy is nowhere near as awesome.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 26-Apr-06 02:16]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 25 Apr 2006
14:19 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd realizes that the administrators will keep doing immature things no matter how long it takes them becasue they have all the free time in the world.....
zedd considers this message lost
L says: Consider the message lost more now that I've deleted all 7 of your excess posts
[Edited by Lunchbox on 26-Apr-06 06:45]
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 25 Apr 2006
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | New profile, I see? |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 25 Apr 2006
16:05 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | hmmmm......
interesting!!!!
you got to beat em at their own game...
zedd hereby copyrights this immature act as his own
and will stop if the administrators grow up........
[Edited by zedd on 26-Apr-06 01:08]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 25 Apr 2006
17:10 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Do that again and I swear I will have your nuts scrambled on my breakfast plate tomorrow morning. Moreover, I will purge your pathetic existence of any remaining vestiges of hope, happiness, and sanity. And when I am through with that, I shall unleash upon you a darkness so great and so terrible in the same instance, you will have wished down to the last molecule in your body that I had had the mercy to turn your blood to acid and your bones to maggots and let them eat your body alive .
(7 posts + creating a new user accout for the sole purpose of lying = bad. Also, as you'll notice zedd, That avatar is hosted on my website [which is, in turn, hosted by CG] and I don't appreciate you stealing the link to it as such.)
[Edited by Lunchbox on 26-Apr-06 02:15] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 26 Apr 2006
14:56 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Borrowed!!!
not STEAL!!!
and to get you angry is THE point
EDIT
not lying..... Mocking...
EDIT#2
zedd takes this time to laugh.... HAHA HA HA!!!!
knew the messages would be deleted
EDIT#3
I like your rant.... I think I'll use(borrow)it for future reference...
EDIT#4
you said you don't like being mocked
zedd says he doesn't like his messages scrambled...
[Edited by zedd on 27-Apr-06 00:01]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 26 Apr 2006
15:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | A few key points:
1) "Borrowing" without permission is stealing
2) Anything in the first paragraph is done in the spirit of the war, I'm not trying to attack you personally, so go ahead and use it if you like. I actually did put a bit of thought and creativity into that.
3) I don't know where I said anything about points/purposes (though I could well have), but succeeding at angering a global mod/admin is like succeeding in angering a dragon. Sure, you accomplished your goal, but the only thing left to come is pain and suffering :D . |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 2 May 2006
07:59 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | L how could u close my topic like that?!
*tear*
o well
...
id like to interject this argument with one key point-
if lunchbox is kewl enough to be an administrator, than he has the right to do that to your posts.
even if it is immature.
;)
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 02-May-06 17:07]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 2 May 2006
14:58 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | immature.....definitely
but it ain't cool to be kicked in the balls.....(easiest comparison i could think of)
and angering an administrator may be like getting to a dragon,
but a dragon already throwing cheap shots is just as bad as a mad one
i am not worried about the outcomes,tottaly understands the consequences(i am prepared for anything)
my point was to show L that:(in greater detail)
i can also cause stuff worthy enough for the "dragon's" attention
mad = sign of attention
therefore mission accomplished
i'm not that little bug you can crush without reaction
there will be blood......
[Edited by zedd on 03-May-06 00:02]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 2 May 2006
17:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Yes, well, I really couldn't care less for this powerplay, because, in all honesty, something someone says or does on an internet forum is rarely if ever going to change my way of thinking.
Besides, I'm a global mod, not an admin. Admins actually have to do work around the site. :D |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 3 May 2006
11:13 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | exactly my point ;)
so what you were doing was completely and totally correct ;)
only cus you, L, are the greatest guy i kno...
lol
(ps- not a girl - not gay)
lol
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 3 May 2006
21:39 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Cool. You must know no other male human beings on earth besides me then :) . |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 May 2006
05:06 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | No, he obviously doesn't know who I am. :D
Lord Mathias slaps zedd in the face with the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, thus killing him instantly. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 4 May 2006
11:05 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | actually i kno a lot of guys
just ur the coolest lol
LM i kno who you are
i just dont kno u... lol
i kno L tho
hes kewl
neways
*in an act of loyalty Hydralisk5201 offers his life in service to L
in order to eat some pickles*
lol
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 4 May 2006
12:48 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Um, yeah, something went on in here, and I just can't decipher it. So I'm just gonna point at zedd and laugh.
*Jc points at zedd and laughs* |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 May 2006
14:42 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L pities Zedd with Mr. T-like awesomeness. Zedd explodes and disintegrates, never to return in that same form. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 4 May 2006
16:03 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | *Hydralisk5201 still waits for Lunchbox's response on his request*
*cough"*in an act of loyalty Hydralisk5201 offers his life in service to L. in order to eat some pickles*"cough*
ahem
man my coughs are getting worse and worse
;)
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 4 May 2006
16:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc points out that the letters in "zedd" can be rearranged to spell "dedz". However bad the spelling of this word is, it must mean that zedd is very, very dead (dead more than one time over).
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 4 May 2006
20:08 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | haha no doubt...*hydralisk5201 gives up on his offer and then declares himself ruler of all... umm... folders!!! none of you can file any longer!!! under the penalty harsh legal system which will take decades to finally start without permission of folders!!! mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!you will be sitting in jail for all those decades, only to be proven innocent at the end!!! hahahaha!!! tho, hydralisk does need to eat... he gives back folders to the public and then decides on declaring himself ruler of... PRINGLES!!! CRUNCHY GOODNESS IS MINE!!!
and if anyone eats pringles in the next two minutes...
i will personally have
<<<<<<<this guy take you out with his pecuriously sized (like 5ft... seriously)
samurai sword...
with his "X Soldier" powers (which are like the greatest beings in the world)
he will destroy you!!!
[Edited by Lunchbox on 06-May-06 02:29]
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 4 May 2006
20:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc stacks up on pringles (without eating) and takes advantage of the fact that Hydralisk forgot to enable html.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2006
07:01 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc uses the lifestream to utterly disembowel Sephiroth as well as Hydralisk5201. Also, the sword is called "Masamune" and it's WAY bigger than 5 feet. You fight like Yazoo... you just sit there and shoot over and over and over and over again. Why don't you come up and actually fight someone?
Jc then uses a gigantic syringe full of fat and injects it into Hydalisk5201, making him morbidly obese. He then puts a twinkie on the dashboard of a VW Beetle, and watches in glee as the chubby geek attempts to sqeeze in and get it. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 5 May 2006
12:06 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | *but, much to JC's demise
hydralisk has grown a peculiar immunity to twinkies. and upon eating it, he has revers side effects.
in almost twenty seconds shrinks down to anerexic skinny. and immediately devours a turkey to save his muscles ;)*
and im sorry
havnt played FF7 since i was like 8
and my dad sold the playstation for his psp *sniff*
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 May 2006
17:31 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L fixes Hydralisk's post, re-transfers the fat back to Jc in ten times the amount, and eats all of Haveacalc's pringles. And lo, there was peace on the earth, and L saw that this was good and he rejoiced in his deeds. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2006
17:49 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | With his added fat, Jc actually doesn't look skinny anymore. In fact, he looks NORMAL. Anyways, Jc then brutally rips out one of Hydralisk's eyeballs and forces him to eat it because he called him "JC" rather than "Jc." |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 May 2006
20:22 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | He did? We must burninate him at the stake!! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 6 May 2006
12:48 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | *gathers the wood* |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 6 May 2006
14:01 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | If we're going to burnintate him, I'd rather do it at the Stick.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 6 May 2006
18:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L gets the oxyhydrogen flamethrower and douses hydralisk with pure octane and turns the air into pure oxygen.
Prepare to burninate... |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 7 May 2006
15:45 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | crap i leave for two days and i see that i made a mistace and i cant fix it...crap...well in my defense let me point out that at my school (where i was posting that) someone swapped the caps and the shift and i didnt notice till the next word!!!
SORRY Jc!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^besides that was my first time calling you "JC"
anyways...
PLZ NO BURNINATE*
grins really wide then quickly hides it before anyone notices it*
FLAME ON!!!
jk jk
but i do have something else up my sleeve!!!
FIRE XVIII !!!!
hahahahaha thats right
ive been stocking up on materia
too bad L was holding the flamethrowerand all you guys were holding wood!!!
hahahahahahaha!!!!
*watches as you all burn to a crisp*
but alas, i was dowsed with octane...
and what is my demise??? NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHA!!! in fact, burning actually strengthens me and i become i giant heaping fire man!!! mwahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 09-May-06 17:01]
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 May 2006
08:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias uses his perpetual slave, giant flowing water man, to put out giant heaping fire man, a.k.a. Hydralisk. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 15 May 2006
15:48 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L kills everybody for not posting for a week, including himself. L, of course, does not die, as this is a physical impossibility. |
