| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 1 Jun 2006
15:56 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I hope you guys get the joke in the title. If not, look at what 30 is in roman numerals.</innuendo>
Anyways, L thanks 3fg for posting the fiftieth so he could start his third war topic in a row, and then proceeds to run everyone else over in his car. Then he fries their livers and feeds the nutritional organ to starving kids in Africa. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 1 Jun 2006
19:08 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | all while hydralisk soaks up the intelligence, dexterity, and speed of a
ninja, and learns more of his elemental absorbancy and is ready for this next war, unlike last time
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 1 Jun 2006
22:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc gets a new avatar. He then thanks 3fg for the compliment and scorches zedd a bit. Visual:
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 2 Jun 2006
02:08 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg directs everyone to his self-portrait (sharpie on paper) and directs everyone to think twice before attacking him. He is so powerful, he doesn't even care. I mean, a dragon could be attacking him and he would just look the other way. This photograph proves it.
CLICK FOR SHEER ELEGANCE!
Edit: Forgot the d in my name.
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 02-Jun-06 11:09]
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 2 Jun 2006
10:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Ninjas kick arse! Yay, ninjas!
[Edited by Lunchbox on 02-Jun-06 19:15] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 2 Jun 2006
14:01 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | mmm.....roasted cat
I LOVE CHINESE FOOD!!!!
Hydrogen..... Is that the best you can do???
zedd eats fire
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 3 Jun 2006
09:14 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | lmao now Hydralisk is now a full fledged ninjas... while everyone stares at 3fg already BEING a ninja....well... now im ready. what are you guys going to do?
edit:forgot the html button again ><
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 03-Jun-06 18:25]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 3 Jun 2006
18:31 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | QUOTE:
lmao now Hydralisk is now a full fledged ninjas... while everyone stares at 3fg already BEING a ninja....
well... now im ready. what are you guys going to do?
speak english.........
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 3 Jun 2006
18:41 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | "QUOTE:
lmao now Hydralisk is now a full fledged ninjas... while everyone stares at 3fg already BEING a ninja....
well... now im ready. what are you guys going to do?
speak english........."
That is english, and except for the unneccessary ellipses and the s at the end of ninjas, it is gramatically correctly correct. And you of all people zedd have no right to talk, seeing as every other sentence of yours is on a different, completely random topic. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
10:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | You know, ninjas is technically incorrect. The plural of ninja is ninja.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
11:07 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | my sentences may be random.... but they can be understood...
all i was saying was.... WTH are you saying??...
besides... this is war....
Right??? anything is ammunition....
you of all people should know that.......
EDIT:
@L...And i'm not talking....i'm writing...he he he
[Edited by zedd on 04-Jun-06 20:13]
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Lunchbox_
Probe
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
11:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2 | hmmmm...interesting...
Anything is Ammunition....
This is war....
L should know....
better write that down
I'm such a fake!
[Edited by JcCorp on 04-Jun-06 21:12] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
12:11 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | For using that fake account, Zedd is thrown (not by Jc, but by the Calculator gods) into a lair where all of the Guess the Number games are sent. He is forced to play them over and over again... |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
14:46 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | zedd you cheap-o
wow
neways depends on who you talk to
ninjas are correct to half of the ppl of the world
with
ninja is correct to us nerds
i am sorry
*grabs a 2,000 point shuriken and throws it at zedd and watches the cats head fall to the ground, blood spilling everywhere. zedd had to chance to defend himself, pretending to be L and all, so he is dead for real this time and anytime efter that he talks, he is just a floating spirit head trying to scare us*
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
17:10 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Ninjas is incorrect to everyone.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
20:39 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | *Liebe_ist_Krieg's avatar swoops in and swipes everyone's head with Ragnarök, destroying all that defy the power of the Venusian Adepts. He then eliminates the reminents of their formless bodies with a Grand Gaia and Quake Shere. there are no survivors*
*Jade is pleazed as he sees the direct influence of his power being avocated through that of which is most currupt in the hearts of them who in calcgames.com resides.*
*Tony kicks jade off his computer for writing insults to Anthony in the SC Protoss Readme*
*Jade returns with a roundhouse kick to the solar-plexus that would make Chuck Norris leave hersy stains.*
*Anthony summons Hydralisk's Nijna on Jade, for Hydra own him one. now they are even.*
*jade bows to the power of their Tiamat powers.*
(jade) life (/jade)
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 05-Jun-06 05:40]
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Jun 2006
22:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Hydralisk's ninja sucks. I could defeat it by poking it lightly with my toe.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 5 Jun 2006
09:20 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | *ok, anthony changed his avitar to show off his his 1337 programming skillz. so now that his avitar has no sword, the anthony himself uses the Gaia Bladed to sumon his own Ninjas of death. they are undefeatable for they are energized by the will power and psynergy of Jade's might*
game over
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 5 Jun 2006
16:03 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | first of all..... i told everybody that Lunchox_ was me
geez.... what i think is a piece of crap is when you guys complain about unfair stuff....... and when i do something, you get back to reality and act as if i committed a big crime
@Lunchbox-----I hope you understand that my words can mean something other than a literal translation (future reference)
@Hydralisk.....you're sooooo not a nerd.....and zedd was never a physical being in the first place(I don't understand how many times i have to go through this).....and you don't know how to throw a shuriken properly so you end up cutting yourself and thinking you're killing me..... but you're not..
and.... what's "neways depends on who you talk to"???? nowadays???
@Jc.... its not a fake account... it's properly registered.....look it up.... and delete it if you want to.... see what i care...
zedd takes his thumb and waves it across Jc's face, amuses him for 20 minutes, then putting him to sleep...and waking him up in SUMMER SCHOOL - AKA H-E- double hockey sticks....... (HELL)
that was revenge for the guess the number games.... they keep you busy in math... but they kill you otherwise.
[Edited by zedd on 06-Jun-06 01:12]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 5 Jun 2006
16:25 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd declares amnesty to all.....
your sins are forgiven......
and the world starts over again.......(go along with it)
there ae no more advanced weaponry..... you must create them from the raw materials of primitive earth.....(meaning no nukes)
i want to see how much ammunition you can make from this
[Edited by zedd on 06-Jun-06 01:26]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 6 Jun 2006
06:41 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | And since when can YOU make the rules? AND YOU DOUBLE-POSTED??
What, sir, is wrong with you? You will be punished... later.
I can't literally enter summer school, I'll have graduated by then. By attempting to put me in it, zedd manages to split an atom and explode. He is no more. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 6 Jun 2006
10:51 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Hmm, considering Adepts need no raw material for anything, we win. if it is our whim, our wishes will be. that is the alchemist way. pseudoscience of the most high.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 Jun 2006
13:35 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | you're not going to listen anyway......... so tell what's the point of.....never mind.....
and those are not rules..... its just a new environment... adding new spice....new flavor....forget it...
and the reason i double posted was because i can..... :img11:
atom splitting>>>>>>antimatter>>>>>>explosion>>>>>>>zedd>>>>>>OW!!!!>>>>>ev
erybody>>>>>OW!!!!
[Edited by zedd on 06-Jun-06 22:38]
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 6 Jun 2006
16:10 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | N.E.ways
sound it out
anyways
easier to say lol
and my ninja does not suck
for I AM a ninja
duh
so you defeated the essence of me, but not me, me.
get it?
haha lib its krieg! i did owe you one.
ill email you something about the AI that bugged me tho...
and i am greater than an adept, for i absorb stuff instead of use it
so there
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 6 Jun 2006
17:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc assembles nukes from nothing but the letters from zedd's 5th post in this topic. He then partakes in a cold war.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
09:38 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | i will accept that attack with honor because i quiet enjoyed that post.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
10:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc offers Liebe ist Krieg the remaining periods and parentheses.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
13:52 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydralisk creates a berry nuke using haveacalc's avatar
and then partakes in a nuclear berry feast, thus making him hav
radiation poisoning.
except hydralisk can absorb elements, remember? so he's now a radioactive ninja...
awesome
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
14:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Hydralisk comes to his senses and realizes that it was actually a radish. Now awake, he sees Haveacalc in front of him, jabbing Hydralisk several times with the spear he forgot about.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
15:01 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | only for haveacalc to re-read my post and realized that he just infected his spear with radiation, which thus spreads to his body
him (as a radish) shrinks and eventually dies
while i, a radioactive ninja, hav had no effect watsoever.
except a small cut from the spear wich is now gushing radioactive wast upon the lands of my enemies.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
16:39 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Holy crepe!!! excuse my French
radioactive NINJA!!!!!
zedd challenges hydralisk to a sword battle.... as a decoy
then jumps behind havacalc to make the finishing move..... shrunken radioactive radish is no more..... for now anyway...
And your avatar doesn't make you look fat.... just undead....
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
17:35 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | lmao
wow finally someone compliments me
and uses me to kill a foe
^^
so zedd, does that make us allies?
plz?im all alone in this world!
er- i mean war!!!
:P
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 08-Jun-06 02:36]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
17:58 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L gets bored of reading the posts since he was last here. He decides to tell zedd one last time that if he doesn't stop using L's avatar, all his posts will be deleted the instant L sees them, whichever account he's on. He then proceeds to analyze, because that's what he does best:
>>>@Lunchbox-----I hope you understand that my words can mean something other than a literal translation (future reference)
No, really? And you say that the pope is catholic too? Amazing, simply amazing the revelations you have zedd. Yes, of course I have the ability to look beyond literal meanings. And more well than you do, I can honestly asssure you. And I've been utilizing it for quite some time.
>>>and those are not rules..... its just a new environment... adding new spice....new flavor....forget it...
Yes, they kinda are the rules. What the h3ll did you think they were, guidelines?
>>>and the reason i double posted was because i can.....
Wrong. Technically speaking, yes, you have the physical ability to double-post, but it's against the rules, and as such I am cleaning up your second one. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
20:22 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Liebe ist Krieg takes the remains of hydras radioactive body and throws it at what is left of zedd's body after that burn that was dished out by L.
*do you smell that...*
*yeah, its zedd sizzling in radioactive waste*
*oh... ew.... lets cut up some radish and season him*
*what about the spear that Hydra so easily forgot about the first time?*
*Feed the remains to the calc gods with the spear, then add that to the dish*
*... this makes about as much sence as Bob6...*
*hey... i quite liked that video*
*It was nice... but it had a cliffhanger*
*no it didnt, you twat. it said 'bye, see ya next time'*
*i consider that a cliffhanger.*
*you consider your check book balance a cliffhanger*
anthony hits jade on the back of the head into the radioactive stew.
Jade takes one last breath as his bones sizzle to a plasma.
considering plasma is a "fake" fouth state of matter, jade is reborn as a pheonix.
anthony kicks jade off the computer considering he faild physics class and dropped chem, so technically has no idea what he is talking about.
game over.
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 08-Jun-06 05:23]
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
21:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc points out that none of this happened because it all was spoken of under the assumption that he was weak, radioactive, and togglable between berries and a radish. He identifies Hydralisk as a true foe for wanting to ally with the barely-existent zedd. Haveacalc, with his spear, slashes the median nerves of both of them.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 Jun 2006
22:02 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L uses his anti-schizophrenia ray to disintegrate Liebe ist Krieg. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
05:29 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc twiddles his thumbs and laughs. He could enter the war and actually attack someone, but he's in a really nice mood today. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
09:05 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Why, are you out of school now? I get out in exactly 3 hours and 10 minutes, and I don't have tobe to school for another hour and 10 minutes :) . I love our last week of school. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
12:47 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Liebe ist Krieg wakes from that day dream and slices, dices and chops L for trying to attack us with an anit-schizo ray, even though i am out of school and you are not. i laugh at you. i also no longer allow jade on my comp for getting me the title schizo.
...and i ate the radish, spear and all, because i can...
your move, bob.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
14:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nope, i was in school... i have a total of about one class right now.
Oh, right, the war. Jc pwns you all somehow in a creative way. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
15:07 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | @L..... OK...maybe you do know how to think
It just wasn't clear B4.....
and they are only rules if they are enforced.... I never said anything about you having to follow them....
@hydralisk...sure i'll be your ally....
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
15:53 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Yes, Haveacalc was eaten, but he is free now that Lunchbox disintegrated Liebe ist Krieg! Haveacalc dodges for no reason and gain 50 points.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
17:38 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | >>>@L..... OK...maybe you do know how to think
It just wasn't clear B4.....
Not going to dignify that with an answer, because it clearly doesn't deserve one besides this.
>>>and they are only rules if they are enforced.... I never said anything about you having to follow them....
No. No. No. No. No. They are rules even if they aren't enforced, and you are expected to follow them at ALL TIMES.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
20:47 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | WHY ARE YOU MAKING A BIG STINK OUT OF THIS????
is it because i pretended i was you??? for one post??
Edit by L: No, it's because you rampantly break rules and you can't tell the difference between when we're being serious and when we're playing around. If you can, you sure don't do a good job of showing it. And get your facts straight, you pretended to be me for multiple posts in multiple forums. I'm not trying to make "a big stink" out of this, I'm trying to end it, but you won't cooperate. All I ask is that you follow the rules more and i won't bother you.
.....................
zedd places a pinball machine in the batlle field....
Jc is mesmerized while his brother gets a HIGH SCORE!!!
little does he realize that the higher the score, the higher the explosive power....
it blows up....but so powerful...that the world started over again creating a loop in history....
Jc plays, the machine lets off the noise of a rotten fire cracker
[Edited by Lunchbox on 10-Jun-06 21:15]
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 8 Jun 2006
21:37 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Liebe ist Krieg, realizing now that we were gaining points, beats this round, and enters the Pheonix SHoP. He then proceeds to buy the most expensive weapon which happens to be a radioactive spear that was stolen from some radish... and then buys new shields for $50 each, cuz he can hax the game, cuz he's that special. he then proceeds to advance to the last level where Bob6 awaits the return of his King, L_I_K. Bob bows down to LiK, for his score astounds even Patrick Davidson himself, rounding close to 34000 thousand.... million...hundrend...trillion...
it would go on, but LiK's fingers get tired from typing so much of his might and power in such... menial english words... so he then turns his weapon on Bob6, so LiK is no longer obsessed over a 1 minute video that made no sence, but for some reason captured his attention.
LiK turns tword L, spears him, says something tword the extend of "how'd ya like it, foo?", and continues to go through the begining of Pheonix with total upgrades, even though he knows it is pointless for he cant re-enter a new score untill he restarts, so he decides to take his trophy of Mayham from Survivor, giving him immunity over the war, on top of the sheilds he bought for $50 each. he decides to give Hydra one upgrade just because...
but then remembers that Hydra nvr assesd him as an Ally, and spears him too.
LiK is bored with winning so well... that we spears himself to see what would happen, but nothing does, because of the sheilds and immunity trophy, so he sits in the corner.... he doesnt sleep... he waits...
oh, and BTW, LiK wants his one minute of time back from Bob6, and will be waiting for it in the mail. he then reads that there was no garuntee in the readme, and crys... for that means he is not entitled for his lost minute... then realizes that he actually watched it on an emulator, and laughs... for LiK has actually won...
LiK is tired from typing so much...
LiK wonders where he finds the time to do this...
LiK needs to stop talking in third person...
LiK needs to stop talking in Englisch, so er hat es gemacht
und er hat der Krieg gewonnen.
i still want my minute back.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 9 Jun 2006
06:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc encourages everyone to attack without immediately declaring the outcome of the situation. He takes his spear back and gives Liebe ist Krieg a high-five.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 9 Jun 2006
11:41 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | This war has gone on far too seriously long enough by half, ok? (Young Ones quote)
I propose that we hit it with a major, I mean MAJOR, leaflet campaign! (Red Dwarf quote)
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 9 Jun 2006
13:36 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Hell just froze over.... the undead come from the ground and bows down to zedd.....
zedd is now their commander
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 9 Jun 2006
15:35 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | a lot of stuff happened while i was gone...
thats the last 3 day streak of Guild Wars ill play...
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
07:45 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | COnsidering the only 'dead' that there are, are actually from LiK killing them in the first place, he makes them follow him instead, for they are simple minded creatures, oh... and hydralisk joins them.
While realizing that everyone else is lazy in their attacks and are unimaginative, LiK now takes his sheilds and trophy and waits for the end of all Days.
...and gives Haveacalc a highfive for his ingineous dialog.
w00t
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