War XXVIII: 50 Reasons to Become a Jedi

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haveacalc Guardian Posted: 4 Sep 2006 09:18 GMT Total Posts: 1111	1) So you can do this! Mind trick throws LiK off a cliff --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
ryantmer Wraith Posted: 4 Sep 2006 09:55 GMT Total Posts: 692	2) LIGHTSABERS! YEAH! ahem sorry.
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 4 Sep 2006 11:12 GMT Total Posts: 542	um... i've seen embeded youtube many times here 3fg. many times. like say... internet browser wars and the youtube video about it. That was never taken off. and not only did you not take it off, you acknowledged it and commented to it. You just edited my post cuz its me. --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
TheOnlyJon Dragoon Posted: 4 Sep 2006 12:03 GMT Total Posts: 96	Don't let this war get personal. Fires a volley of 50 missiles at LiK Fires another one at 3fg for acting compulsively --- <--! I have no comment at this time -->
LHoT10820 Marine Posted: 4 Sep 2006 12:44 GMT Total Posts: 28	Eats TheOnlyJons avatar also, then proceeds to punch HAC, then reveals his awsome pwnsomeness of the recepeite for hid 89t so he can pwn all of you with an Nspire when it's out.
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 4 Sep 2006 13:14 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Haveacalc lets this war get personal by taking a wrecking ball to LHoT10820's house. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 4 Sep 2006 14:53 GMT Total Posts: 542	/me <lables the war XXVIII: 50 reasons Haveacalc's house is a box> now its technically personal --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 4 Sep 2006 17:51 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Haveacalc lands the wrecking ball (which turns out to be just a huge bomb) on LiK's head. It explodes and everyone does a dance. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
LHoT10820 Marine Posted: 4 Sep 2006 18:02 GMT Total Posts: 28	Everyone dances because the bomb completly missed him, and exploded on you! proceeds to eat peanuts Throws peanuts at LiK
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 4 Sep 2006 18:37 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Haveacalc tells Xavier (who is definitely a Jedi) to kill all the n00bs in the world. LHoT10820 dies a noticably more painful death than anyone else. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
threefingeredguy Ghost Posted: 4 Sep 2006 19:59 GMT Total Posts: 1189	13:27:43 < _3fg> Andy_J: Do we allow <embed src? 13:27:56 < _3fg> especially of a youtube video? 13:28:13 < Andy_J> no --- Someone call for an exterminator?
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 4 Sep 2006 20:08 GMT Total Posts: 1111	lol Say……you broke 1k posts. To celebrate, haveacalc pummels LiK to the point where he's breathing through a tube. LiK makes a video of himself, but no one watches it. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
TheOnlyJon Dragoon Posted: 4 Sep 2006 20:15 GMT Total Posts: 96	<_3fg> Andy_J: Do we allow <embed src? <_3fg> especially of a youtube video? <Andy_J> no <_3fg> k, time to use moderator powers <Andy_J> where is it? <_3fg> war topic <_3fg> the one I am about to close because it's exceeded 50 <Andy_J> oh, everything goes in the war Anyway, the rest of the page loads first, Youtube video is nice that way. TheOnlyJon beats 3fg over the head with a log file. --- <--! I have no comment at this time -->
Lunchbox Carrier Posted: 4 Sep 2006 21:07 GMT Total Posts: 2007	Since when do we not allow <embed>'s? They were never very popular, but I never saw anything about them being banned...
threefingeredguy Ghost Posted: 5 Sep 2006 00:28 GMT Total Posts: 1189	23:02:57 <+_3fg> Say Nikky 23:03:10 <+_3fg> does calcgames allow embedded youtube videos 23:03:13 <+_3fg> in posts 23:03:20 < Nikky> dunno 23:03:27 < Nikky> try it and find out 23:03:30 < Janck> It was in the War forum. 23:03:34 <+_3fg> I deleted one this morning 23:03:42 < Nikky> I'd say no 23:03:51 <+_3fg> right, that's what I thought 23:03:51 < Nikky> because it'd be mean to dialup users 23:03:55 <+_3fg> and what andy said 23:04:02 <+_3fg> just verifying --- Someone call for an exterminator?
banjo2E Wraith Posted: 5 Sep 2006 13:53 GMT Total Posts: 689	drops out of the sky Jeez...I thought exiting War XXIII would be less painful...and would not land me in another one... Ah well. :sunglasses: gets out the Drunken Launcher from Heli Attack 3 and proceeds to fire it around --- http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Administrator <------ WOOOOO!!!!!
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 5 Sep 2006 18:50 GMT Total Posts: 542	Well, its sounds like everything goes in the War, by what andy said. "<_3fg> k, time to use moderator powers" thats a little imature 3fg. doesnt sound like what a mod should say. youtube violation! [Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 06-Sep-06 03:57] --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
threefingeredguy Ghost Posted: 6 Sep 2006 11:36 GMT Total Posts: 1189	What's wrong with saying that? I wasn't a mod then. --- Someone call for an exterminator?
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 6 Sep 2006 19:38 GMT Total Posts: 542	"<_3fg> k, time to use moderator powers" translation: "<_3fg> k, time to get off the throne, cuz im soooo powerful, and do something with my mod powers, cuz i got nothing better to do with them, and its not like anyones going to notice... IM A MOD!" --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 6 Sep 2006 19:47 GMT Total Posts: 1111	LiK, I've noticed that you've been extremely critical of 3fg lately just about every time he slipped up (and some times that he didn't). I mean, really. He's a moderator, not God. Cut people some slack, for Pete's sake! --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
TheOnlyJon Dragoon Posted: 6 Sep 2006 20:12 GMT Total Posts: 96	Ehh, that's the thing, 3fg has a little too much... hate... and it doesn't mix well with being a mod, though he has shown constraint. Just... 3fg, stop acting like people who don't care as much as you do about spelling are completely idiotic and unintelligable. If you can stop that, people would get along with you fine. Everyone stop trying to intentionally get on each other's nerves. --- <--! I have no comment at this time -->
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 6 Sep 2006 20:54 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Ignoring he fact that he didn't do anything that should lead to this, try to forgive people and give them another chance. Regardless of what he did, let's try not to start another actual war. Reason 3 to become a Jedi: Learn to control your anger :img19:. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 7 Sep 2006 07:41 GMT Total Posts: 542	"Ignoring he fact that he didn't do anything that should lead to this" Rite. deleting part of my post that an admin said was alright to have in there is not wrong. cuz we live in the world where hillary is president and monkeys control the stock market. rite. --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 7 Sep 2006 08:43 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Reason 4: Super sweet powers! Like so: Lord Mathias force-chokes LiK to near-death, then finishes the job by using force lightning aimed at his face. Lord Mathias then smacks everyone in the face for taking up too much of this topic talking about mods. reminds everyone that he is a mod Also, this is my forum, so I really don't care what happens, ESPECIALLY in the war... although, if the admins think otherwise, they can try to pwn me in the war. >:)
threefingeredguy Ghost Posted: 7 Sep 2006 09:16 GMT Total Posts: 1189	I only hate stupid people. --- Someone call for an exterminator?
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 7 Sep 2006 13:39 GMT Total Posts: 542	and i only hate people who are jerk-offs. only those people. stupid people who are in adv. college calc and don't know whats going on and i need to help: i can handle them. people who cant even figure out how to open the door: they don't bother me. People who don't know what they are talking about while thinking they do: nope, not at all. just people who don't respect other people's rights as simple human beings, while being in a position of power and are SUPPOSED to be looked up to. those erk me. like say, police men who play good cop bad cop, or say a teacher who has had-it-up-to-here with being a teacher and is going to quit so he decides to screw his kids over. you know... people like that. --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
threefingeredguy Ghost Posted: 7 Sep 2006 15:47 GMT Total Posts: 1189	If the admins of the site disagreed with my views, they would not allow me to be a moderator. Thus I act as a representative of them. They run this site for you, and if you can't appreciate what you've got, then leave. I am not going to change. --- Someone call for an exterminator?
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 7 Sep 2006 19:27 GMT Total Posts: 542	I appreciate it a lot. this site is the most traveled spot on my browser. And i think the admins are some of the smartest people i know, and wise. they never bark back at something and always have something smart, not condescending. they run a nice site. i just believe they did not look hard enough at their choice. maybe it was because they were desperate, maybe you don't talk smarta$$ to them. i don't know. but what i do know, is that while you are not going to change, you sure need to. are you married? do you have kids? your beer buddies might like that attitude, but a family will never be supported by a hard mouth or hard hand. yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you care about family, i know. but don't you think you should at least think about it alittle? considering this is a community(family) site? you know what... i don't care anymore. you use your mod powers where ever you please, i don't care. they were given to you for a reason, but i think it was the wrong choice for the right reason. they need more mods, and you are a smart person who can easily be an asset to the group, but, you're just not a people person. just please don't do be an a$$. i come here to get away from people like you, to relax, talk about calcs... a little info here and there. i just want to be able to sit down and not care about the problems around me. i apologize to everyone for fighting for the past however weeks with 3fg, and I'm sure he apologizes too. it takes 2 to fight, but only one to quit. reason 5 for becoming a Jedi: meditation of a tranquil mind. --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 7 Sep 2006 19:31 GMT Total Posts: 1005	ENOUGH ABOUT MODS!!!!! Lord Mathias lops LiK's head off with his lightsaber.
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 7 Sep 2006 19:54 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Good call! Haveacalc sells TheOnlyJon into slavery. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
TheOnlyJon Dragoon Posted: 7 Sep 2006 20:33 GMT Total Posts: 96	TheOnlyJon steals Haveacalc's Pluto robot and... uhh... runs away with it. --- <--! I have no comment at this time -->
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 7 Sep 2006 21:28 GMT Total Posts: 1111	After running away with the Pluto robot, TheOnlyJon marries it. After some years, their relationship grows bitter. The city-people form a mob and eat him completely. To celebrate, the Pluto robot does the robot. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
JcCorp Probe Posted: 8 Sep 2006 05:17 GMT Total Posts: Edit	Jc stares in utter awe at some of the posts above. He then reflects that DSP is not a jedi, because he's a sith. O.o Or maybe he's both somehow. Jc uses all of the nuclear explosions in the world to hit the mockingbirds with the moon.
darksideprogramming Guardian Posted: 8 Sep 2006 06:56 GMT Total Posts: 1005	Lord Mathias is indeed a Sith. Lord Mathias poos and flings it at TheOnlyJon for engaging in human-robot relations.
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 8 Sep 2006 23:11 GMT Total Posts: 542	WHO FLUNG POO? --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
TheOnlyJon Dragoon Posted: 9 Sep 2006 07:20 GMT Total Posts: 96	TheOnlyJon notes that his life seems to be mainly controlled by other people. He also notes that since he had been completely eaten, Lord Mathias had just flung poo at an abstract idea. Someone somewhere makes a muffin, and TheOnlyJon is reborn. --- <--! I have no comment at this time -->
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith Posted: 9 Sep 2006 11:05 GMT Total Posts: 542	"you know whats the worst thing to kill... a robot. they just dont have the goo... the splattery goodness. Ever been shocked? if you think rubbing your feet on the carpet and touching your cat is a shock, try putting a katana through a 40 ton robot bbzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzZZzzz!!! " [Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 09-Sep-06 20:05] --- ~~~~LiK~~~~
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 9 Sep 2006 15:28 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Access denied. Besides, it barely made into the crust of the not-planet. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
ryantmer Wraith Posted: 9 Sep 2006 16:41 GMT Total Posts: 692	Access denied? That makes no sense! ...Oh, wait, this is a war topic. Sense is not needed. Continue.
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 9 Sep 2006 17:04 GMT Total Posts: 1111	Well, that's where the "bbzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzZZzzz!!!" sound came from. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
TheOnlyJon Dragoon Posted: 9 Sep 2006 20:38 GMT Total Posts: 96	Wait, ryantmer, did you bring sense in here? Quick, get rid of it, before it spreads! --- <--! I have no comment at this time -->
ryantmer Wraith Posted: 9 Sep 2006 22:35 GMT Total Posts: 692	<nosense> Not even going to bother putting a close tab on that... the nosense will never end!
Zachary940 Wraith Posted: 10 Sep 2006 13:56 GMT Total Posts: 714	I'm confused. but any way z940 uses the force to force pull a giant bowl of choclate pudding to himself. He then useses (aw screw spelling) force push to throw a giant bowl of tapioca pudding :img31: at TOJ --- It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 10 Sep 2006 14:36 GMT Total Posts: 1111	DelVar TheOnlyJonDelVar ryantmerDelVar Zachary940Goto SLEEP --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
ryantmer Wraith Posted: 10 Sep 2006 16:23 GMT Total Posts: 692	:Haveacalc->A :Lbl 1 :A-10^10^10->A :Goto 1 Haha! Haveacalc's value will continue to get smaller and smaller until the end of time!
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 10 Sep 2006 16:24 GMT Total Posts: 1111	abs(A->A --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
threefingeredguy Ghost Posted: 10 Sep 2006 16:27 GMT Total Posts: 1189	Now you're huge. --- Someone call for an exterminator?
haveacalc Guardian Posted: 10 Sep 2006 16:46 GMT Total Posts: 1111	:img20: I overflowed at 1E99, so there I stay (until I multiply myself by 9.999...). Since the Ti-83+ comprehends no change of value in such a large number minus a much smaller number, haveacalc spews an infinite number of 10,000,000,000's at ryantmer. He uses the rest to end world hunger and humiliate Bill Gates, who now looks like a poor man. --- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do).
ryantmer Wraith Posted: 10 Sep 2006 17:06 GMT Total Posts: 692	I just realized that I'm far too un-creative to actually do anything in these wars. ryantmer takes a generic gun and generically kills haveacalc, for some generic reason. Also, there are now generic zombies wandering around generically. Generally, thats a bad thing. Have generic fun with killing them in generically interesting ways.
Zachary940 Wraith Posted: 10 Sep 2006 17:26 GMT Total Posts: 714	z940 is a program and so havecalc gets an err message. z940 then forgets what he was going to do because he gets an im from LHoT10820 --- It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

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