| Author | Comment |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
08:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias farts in 3fg's general direction. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
11:07 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I blow my nose at you, so-called DSP Lord, you and all your silly Jedi k-nnnnniggets.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
12:11 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
14:26 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | A witch!
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
16:58 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Fetchez la vache! |
TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
17:22 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | Destroy the core!
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
18:31 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | DSP, there obviously are html rules here becuase mine have been edited my 3fg in the war forum many times. edit: oh, and p.s, my diddly goes to infinity and is undefined in human words and only in calculus, for you can remove a variable if it reaches that point, b/c Newton said so.
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 27-Sep-06 03:34]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
19:57 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L notes that he doesn't care much for rules, especially in the war forums. Were he not a global mod with oodles of editing powers, this might be a bit different. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 26 Sep 2006
21:53 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK makes a point by enlightening those to the fact that oodles is a funny word, and also to the fact that if Monty Python didnt run out of money, we might've got a good ending to that movie.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 27 Sep 2006
02:53 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I've only ever edited one post because of the html content. I think I may have altered one more for spelling.
Kick! Minus 3 hit points!
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 27 Sep 2006
06:46 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | "LiK takes 1 damge from 3FG (2 blocked)"
"LiK counters with mongoosestike for lim X->0 [1/X]"
"3fg is unable to resist, for the answer is infinity"
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 27-Sep-06 15:47]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 27 Sep 2006
07:55 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc throws a rock at TheOnlyJon for little to no reason. He then proceeds to form a conga line.
[Edited by JcCorp on 28-Sep-06 05:40] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 27 Sep 2006
17:21 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L notes that Jc misused the word know, then piles his notes, all of which are conspicuously written on petrol-soaked notebook paper, onto LiK and *accidently* extinguishes his match on them. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 27 Sep 2006
18:36 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer joins Jc's conga line, and will now attempt to sing a song in writing.
Da-da-da-da-da-da! Da-daa-da-daa-da-boppity-woo!
Nope, doesn't work. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 27 Sep 2006
20:40 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | I did that on purpose, L. Because I know more than you, so I have to use the word know in more situations. :P
[Edited by JcCorp on 28-Sep-06 22:47] |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 28 Sep 2006
06:46 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | it seems alittle slow latly at the forums.
So LiK joins in on Ryantmer and Jc's conga line
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 28 Sep 2006
17:47 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 joins the conga line.
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Look a giant bowl of choclate pudding!!!!!!!!!!!
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 28 Sep 2006
20:37 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer questions how long it took for LiK and Zachary940 to type all that, and decides it's probably best not to ask.
He also questions how long threefingeredguy's avatar text will remain before somebody tells him to remove it. Ouch. <.< |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 29 Sep 2006
08:18 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | i would have tol him to put something more interesting that exspressed him better, but i didnt want to make him mad. Actually, i just typed one segment, copy, and pasted the rest. i cheated.im a cheater. As a resultan, LiK storms into the room, rips 3fg's avvi off the page, and replaces it with an eye hole. "Eye hole" you say? you take a peek, but im on the other side to poke your eye. hehe. You go home with a red eye, and when you walk past your friends they point and laugh, for you have a black ring around your eye that if perminent marker. your friends drop you, and so does your insurance co. you loose your car and house. You question "Why did that happen?" instead of answering your question, the answer it with another by poking your other eye. they kick you in the shins and you fall. you continue to squeel out"chhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh""chhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh""chhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh""chhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh"really slowing for the next hour while holding your shin and rocking back and forth. You go to the bar too get a simple drink, but the bar tender gives you a shot of epicat instead. and THATS why 3fg's avvi is still the same. for if we were to change it, just more pain...
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 29-Sep-06 17:28]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 29 Sep 2006
08:32 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Zombie Burger begins selling Baby Nuggets. Mmmm... fresh battered baby heads, just like Mom used to make! |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 29 Sep 2006
17:10 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | my mom never made baby burgers... we were too poor to afford "A Modest Proposal: the Cooking Book".
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 1 Oct 2006
14:36 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | so i attack with a double post.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 1 Oct 2006
14:39 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | and to show why what metsjetsfan did was bad, i triple post.
the ritual is complete.
OK: i have a serious question and i want to know if ANYONE can answer it. If you were ever a serious PvP starcraft player, can you tell me what the ritual was for getting rid of lag in the "AI lurker D"? if you know, i'll give you a cookie.
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 01-Oct-06 23:39]
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 1 Oct 2006
14:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Um, setting extra high latency? That didn't really improve it much.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 1 Oct 2006
16:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | What kind of war is this!? Not enough violence!
Haveacalc disconnects the internet, making all StarCraft games end in a tie. He also makes sure the tie only gives 2 inches for the neck-hole.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 1 Oct 2006
20:38 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | no, i ment the ritual/ cerimony you would do to make the lag "go away". its kinda funny, and only a tru PvP would know.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 2 Oct 2006
08:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I don't know.
3fg commences Operation Penny-Drop.
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TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
Posted: 2 Oct 2006
08:22 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | TheOnlyJon starts off Operation Penny-Drop by dropping a bag of pennies on 3fg's head from the top of the Sears tower.
He then goes back down, takes the bag of pennies, and buys an anvil with it, and drops the anvil on JcCorp.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 2 Oct 2006
11:53 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | too bad that the Mythbusters proved that dropping that off the building wont kill ya... too bad. LiK does the "overlord circle dance" and you all burst into flames. the lag disappears.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 2 Oct 2006
21:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L stabs LiK. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 2 Oct 2006
22:23 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | a stab? a STAB?
haha, how pathe... ouch... *LiK dies*
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 3 Oct 2006
07:35 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydralisk comes back with a boom
literally a nuke
blowing all to pieces with his reentry back to reality
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 3 Oct 2006
10:53 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | nuke != boom.
nuke == BOOM!
[Edited by ryantmer on 03-Oct-06 19:54] |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 3 Oct 2006
18:14 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | I said a BOOM
I Said a BOOM Chika
I said a Boomachickarocka chickarocka chika boom!
O yea
Ok
One more time
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 3 Oct 2006
20:41 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | oh, oh! he used double "=="! thats from the ti-86 language... the one i started to prgm on! i cant believe i still remember that!
LiK shakes hydra's hand and wonders where he's been. but LiK's hand was doused with poison, and hydra dies from a failed heart.
HE THEN KILLS ZACH FOR SINGING THAT SONG!
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 3 Oct 2006
21:14 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | "==" is also from C.
But this doesn't sound like war to me. But that song... that song would make people, well, kill themselves. Resulting in even less war. BAD SONG! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 3 Oct 2006
21:34 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L rips out his eadrums and puts Zachary's lungs in their place to insualte against heat and cold. |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 4 Oct 2006
19:16 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | hey java script also uses "=="
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 Oct 2006
20:07 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Because everything is based off C. C is god. |
TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
Posted: 7 Oct 2006
17:18 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | "C" is for cookie.
TheOnlyJon uses the power of baked goods to reverse time.
All reality is repaired, and Hydralisk makes his reretreat with a
MOOB
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 7 Oct 2006
19:40 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | No, "C" is for "catastrophicearthquakesthatkillTheOnlyJonandsomeotherhoodlumsaswell",
and it's good enough for me.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 7 Oct 2006
22:51 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK takes theonlyjon's MOOB and raises him a MOAB: the best bomb in the world that wont kill your children b4 they are even born. He then shoves the cookie monster in a dark place where he cries all nite long, and the song takes a hole new meaning. You all must listen to cookie monster sing in G minor while crying.. disrupting your inner ear and giving you a yall a brain annurism.
LiK scores a point for misspelling "annurism"
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 7 Oct 2006
23:29 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer changes it from MOAB to SOAP. Everybody ducks. Except the ornithologists. Who take out their cameras. Idiots... |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 8 Oct 2006
14:03 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | this time hydralisk reenters with a sonic boom that deafens his foes
and a random streetcat
boom <= 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (wavelenth symbol)
that would do some serious piercing of your ears
talk about concentrated
xD
if (3fg == dumass)
{
cout << "3fg you retard"
}
else
{
cout << "3fg you retard"
}
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 8 Oct 2006
15:17 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LOL hydra
anyways... LiK confusses you with the possiblities that Limits do not exist, and that you cannot approach a number in the derivative that was never there in the first place, and according to George Berkeley, can't be done. Newton is disproved, and we all die. Life it self crumbles to ashes as the sum of all numbers equals 0, but that cant posssible be tru for 0 is the absence of numbers, just like saying all colors combined equal black (in the light spectrum, not crayola spectrum), which we know to be false. as you think about this dilehma, time stops, and reverses... while we are thrown from the atmosphere and die.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 8 Oct 2006
17:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | In C++, couldn't
if (3fg == dumass)
{
cout << "3fg you retard"
}
else
{
cout << "3fg you retard"
}
be simplified to this?
if(3fg==dumass)
cout<<"3fg you retard"
else
cout<<"3fg you retard"
Or even better, this?
for(int everynoob=1;everynoob<=asandwich;everynoob++;){
fools++;
chancesofthemwinninginafight=Math.random()}
I'm pretty sure it works in Java.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 9 Oct 2006
01:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | You guys are missing some semicolons. Dumass is a name. Dumbass is probably the word you are looking for. Since you've discovered how to use the if statement, I can see that you are an unstoppable programming force the likes of which have never been seen. Why don't you go back to "C++ for Dummies" (that is the book you've been using, right? It seems like the one that fits you best) and try to grasp the extremely difficult concepts of loops and methods. If you've finished by the time you graduate from college, then I'm sure you'll be able to master the concept of objects by the time you turn 30. Seriously, learning C++ is not only not a big deal, but showing off misspelled and improperly coded crap just makes you look stupid. Although I doubt that is anything new for you.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 9 Oct 2006
04:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Whoa, there! I should fix that.
Large rations of semicolons even themselveles out among the entire colony, right?
I'm going back to System.out.println(, where I 12/43rd's an idea of what's going on in this world.
The thing that I hate about "if" statements is that they only execute them lines of code when the condition is true. Too unreliable.
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TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
Posted: 9 Oct 2006
08:13 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | Physical damage, please, 3fg. Physical not verbal.
TheOnlyJon promptly explodes, taking everyone out in a 4,000 mile radius.
Kind of a conversation ender.
[Edited by TheOnlyJon on 09-Oct-06 17:14]
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 9 Oct 2006
12:01 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | yeah, hello 3fg. this is a war... not politics. we thro punches here, not words.
you might says thats ironic, but no. LiK doesnt know how to be ironic.
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