Author | Comment |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 00:29 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | Like your brain! BURN! 3fg points his Blast-o-ray at someone and kills them.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 16 Nov 2006 05:29 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc counters with a... breakfast. A healthy, balanced breakfast.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have donuts and coffee. |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 06:33 GMT Total Posts: 576 | Hydra sprints to a nuclear facility from wherevver this battleground may be (hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...) and comes back and radiates 3fg to make him lose his hair. now he is ugly AND bald!!!!!!!!!!! bahhahahhahhahahha
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 15:10 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L soaks 3fg in Hydrogen Cyanide and lights him on fire, thereby causing him to both burn and suffocate to death. |
mechatech84 Dragoon
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 15:14 GMT Total Posts: 96 | Mecha makes a comeback! he puts L in a pot of boiling water, and then runs 350,000,000,000 gigawatts of electricity through the water!!!!! Oh wait, did i say water? I meant a newly discovered acid which has a pH of -1 billion! ouch......
--- My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 15:18 GMT Total Posts: 576 | ouch indeed sweetness thatd be like athe whole universe lit up by L's body. but we can't have that now can we?? Hydra absorbs all of the enrgy from that electric 'splosion and hugs mechatech, and releases it thorugh both of our bodies, me absorbing and releasing at the sime time, circlutatiing and multiplying the charge from air particles around it. I release him in the pacific ocean and shoot out all the electricity in the world all of the little fishies and mechatech thus rise from the depts, dead.
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
mechatech84 Dragoon
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 15:19 GMT Total Posts: 96 | you just hugged me.....
*stares blankly*
--- My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 16 Nov 2006 17:17 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc eats some turkey, and runs to the bathroom and vomits. True story. |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 17:51 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Yay for vomiting!
Lord Mathias vomits pure stomach acid on mechatech84. |
mechatech84 Dragoon
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 18:02 GMT Total Posts: 96 | mecha hurls in disgust and decides its time to eat again..... dinner time!!!!!!!!!! :puke_a: :drool_a:
--- My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 16 Nov 2006 22:44 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L force-feeds mechatech two gallons of drano while poking him with ten thousand white-hot knives and beating him with spiked steel clubs. And then he shoots hydra with his M14 and laughs as Hydra's head literally explodes. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 17 Nov 2006 18:56 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | laughs at his new invisibility declared by Nikky. 3fg bows down and worships 's feet. The topic title suddenly seems prophetic. Truly, is our lord.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 18 Nov 2006 12:54 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | slaps Nikky in the face for condemning his name to nothingness. |
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith
Posted: 18 Nov 2006 16:42 GMT Total Posts: 542 | ...*but misses for if his name is nothing, he must therefor be*.
--- ~~~~LiK~~~~ |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 19 Nov 2006 12:06 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L re-instates dsp's name as such. And kills LiK for being bad at everything. |
TheOnlyJon Dragoon
Posted: 21 Nov 2006 15:54 GMT Total Posts: 96 | The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace. War over.
--- <--! I have no comment at this time --> |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 21 Nov 2006 16:02 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Oh, absolutely not...
Lord Mathias removes TheOnlyJon's head with a meat cleaver for attempting to end the war. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 21 Nov 2006 18:49 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | "The battle may be over, but the war has just begun." |
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith
Posted: 21 Nov 2006 20:49 GMT Total Posts: 542 | but LiK counters by atleast being better than L in everything.
--- ~~~~LiK~~~~ |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 21 Nov 2006 22:03 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | In your dreams, weak-minded fool. L sets his blaster to stun, but whips out his lightsaber instead and chops LiK's infinitely tiny head off. |
haveacalc Guardian
Posted: 22 Nov 2006 00:28 GMT Total Posts: 1111 | Hooray! A slight variation of the Uberman's Sleep Schedule has given me more than enough time to do things!
Anyway, haveacalc jumps out of nowhere (LiK's alleged head) and does 5 push-ups.
--- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do). |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 28 Nov 2006 17:14 GMT Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer whacks the war topic on the head.
"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Don't cry 'cause you'll f*** up Your makeup, Then if you do You won't get laid You won't make money No you won't get paid." </Streetlight> |
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith
Posted: 28 Nov 2006 19:08 GMT Total Posts: 542 | what type of schedule was that?
--- ~~~~LiK~~~~ |
TheOnlyJon Dragoon
Posted: 28 Nov 2006 20:05 GMT Total Posts: 96 | One where you build up a deficit so high that you can climb up it to reach a castle which a giant lives in and snag an enchanted harp that's really neat.
--- <--! I have no comment at this time --> |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 29 Nov 2006 09:17 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | ryantmer wins. He wins so utterly that the only ones who survive are me (for knowing that song) and DSP (for being supreme master of the universe).
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 29 Nov 2006 17:13 GMT Total Posts: 576 | =o i thought i posted something... hmmmmmm... suspicious
anyways i thought i said this:
hydra is ashamed of the poor use of LiK's head. so he absorbs him and spits him back out, and now LiK is now invincible and together as I am a pile of goo on the floor. sick, flamable, goo.
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 29 Nov 2006 19:53 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L wins, along with his allies, because he wills it to be so. L's will is cosmic law. |
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith
Posted: 29 Nov 2006 21:03 GMT Total Posts: 542 | and as so, all laws of physics collapses.
--- ~~~~LiK~~~~ |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 29 Nov 2006 21:39 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc makes everyone else do his stupid freaking math lab tomorrow. I hate those things so much. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 29 Nov 2006 22:17 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | My final is on Friday and then I have all of December and some of January off.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 06:52 GMT Total Posts: 692 | I'm only two-thirds of the way through my first semester, but thank god I'm even that far. Math 10P, Science 10F (<-easy), ELA 10-1 and ES10-1. Not exactly a fun-filled semester, and with my CWH course on top of that, I'm very much looking forward to the end of January. (Next semester: birdwatching! MSL10, FLA10-1, PE10, Band 10A, Northern Studies 10 and Religion 10. w00t. Easy shiz.) |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 07:04 GMT Total Posts: 576 | three weeks for i... ugh
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 17:59 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | I get out 3 days before Christmas. Blah. |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 21:04 GMT Total Posts: 576 | youe got it the worst, that totally sucks...
actually, mines almost as bad or maybe its the same... heck im no good with dates... wats the friday before xmas?
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 01-Dec-06 06:05]
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 21:23 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias pwns Hydralisk and his stupid avatar for not being good with dates. |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 21:35 GMT Total Posts: 576 | bad with dates? ive had girls go emo over me dumping them! bahahahhahha!
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 30 Nov 2006 22:17 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L smites Hydra for making a supremely lame joke. |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 1 Dec 2006 06:36 GMT Total Posts: 576 | joke? i was being serious... because that would have been a lame joke if it was a joke...
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 1 Dec 2006 22:28 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | Well then, that earns you uber-smitage. |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 2 Dec 2006 07:36 GMT Total Posts: 576 | well then i hope you read before that i am only a pile of goop as i had destroyed myself to rescue LiK so you just splattered hydra gunk all over yourself ewwwww
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 10 Dec 2006 23:09 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | I'M SO WASTED!
Milk was a bad choice! |
Liebe ist Krieg Wraith
Posted: 11 Dec 2006 13:36 GMT Total Posts: 542 | Wiat... did you just get wasted off of hydra goop spiked with milk? eww
I dont know if my situation is good or bad. I get off the thursday before christmas, i fly home, and dont fly back to NJ untill january 14 or so. Not only am im studing for finals, but i have to wirte 3 reports, one of which is for.... calculus.... figure that one out....
Does anyone know by chance what Nonstandard Analysis is... ugh...
oh yeah... smitage.. yes... continue
--- ~~~~LiK~~~~ |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 11 Dec 2006 14:18 GMT Total Posts: 29 | Reply number figured out by 6b13*9b13
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 12 Dec 2006 06:33 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | (14th-smallest-prime-number)th reply. Might I add: don't panic.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Hydralisk5201 Wraith
Posted: 12 Dec 2006 07:57 GMT Total Posts: 576 | yeah well now its not a prime number. so there. and btw if he drank hydra goop, hed be more than wasted its like a new word hydrauberwasteddrunkmofo you black out immediately and your body becomes a zombie until the morning after then you wake up with coagilated blood all over your mouth and organs littered all over your body and you think "wth?!?!" and then you remember that you drank hydra goop and thats too dam bad for you o and btw before you drink me on purpose to eat your enemies, you only eat your frends allies, and family members and then your body passes out and you have odd dreams about power rangers and mortal kombat. power ranger kombat....
--- Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 12 Dec 2006 13:25 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | XX: You and I might be the only ones who get that.
LiK: No, I was drunk last night and decided to post for some odd reason...
Lord Mathias stabs LiK in the heart with a katana for flying to NJ. |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 25 Dec 2006 16:44 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Ugh... I hate doing this, but...
Lord Mathias detonates the "coal" he sent to everyone for Christmas, and by "coal", he means tactical nukes. |
Zachary940 Wraith
Posted: 25 Dec 2006 18:42 GMT Total Posts: 714 | I then load, program, and lanch the nuke. ... ... ... ... ... BOOM DSP is now no longer
--- It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 25 Dec 2006 18:57 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | DSP "XX: You and I might be the only ones who get that."
Anyone who doesn't get that is an idiot.
Lanch isn't a word, try again this time next year. Until then, please don't post again.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
haveacalc Guardian
Posted: 26 Dec 2006 08:11 GMT Total Posts: 1111 | I then load, program, and lunch the nuke.
It tastes fine!
--- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do). |