| Author | Comment |
zkostik
Carrier
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
20:46 GMT
Total Posts: 2486 | My friend often sends me various jokes and stuff. Here's a good one, lol!
It came with a pic but I'll leave it out for obvious reasons. :) That one kinda fit in with all that Britney Spears bs and her boobie size calculator that used to float around the joke sites in the inet. Nothing purv guys, just a funny one.
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BAPTIST BRA-- A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City.
He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?"
The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
Bra Sizes: Have you ever wondered why and how A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me- I've fallen and I can't get up!
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09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 |
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
20:49 GMT
Total Posts: 214 | I don't get it...but i'm a slow person.
>>{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang! <-----
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me- I've fallen and I can't get up! <----
lol that's just funny. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
21:06 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Lol Z, that's hilarious! :) |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
21:10 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | AHahaha, nice! |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
21:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | This isn't very politically correct, but oh well. :-) |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
04:20 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Bah, who cares. That's funny. Nice, Z! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
20:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | :lol:
That's so freakin' funny, I have nothing to say!
Hats off to Z, who has accomplished the near impossible: saying something to which I cannot respond! |
spiral
Wraith
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
02:59 GMT
Total Posts: 958 | pretty funny. I've seen a similar thin for bra sizes, except it went to ridiculous unachievable levels. |
