| Author | Comment |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 16 Nov 2005
18:06 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | So who's up for another intense war game?
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 16 Nov 2005
18:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3FG kicks Zedd in the nuts and runs away laughing.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 16 Nov 2005
18:39 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Cheap shot!
besides - zedd is not a physical being but is a higher being which has ascended to a higher plane.
and it's zedd not Zedd. so zedd says ha!
zede pushes button. 3FG lost all power and the clones he recieved!
zedd asks for an alliance. w/ someone else ofcoarse.
[Edited by zedd on 17-Nov-05 03:40]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 16 Nov 2005
21:44 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L kicks them both in the arse and zaps zedd and all his other forms with a laser beam, eradicating them all on contact. |
EcCorp
Marine
Posted: 17 Nov 2005
16:07 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | EcCorp thanks Lunchbox and asks him for an alliance.
[Edited by EcCorp on 18-Nov-05 01:07] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Nov 2005
16:16 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Excuse zedd!
does any body get it.
zedd is not a physical being but is an abstract form
zedd asks anyone NORMAL or anything remotely close to that category to join his alliance.
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 17 Nov 2005
16:22 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | well... NO! I EXCERSICE MY 83+ BASIC SKILLZ AND RUN AWAY!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Nov 2005
16:23 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Zedd, being an abstract form, doesn't exist except in thought form. Jc uses his forget-o ray to make everyone forget about him. He ceases to exist whatsoever.
Jc offers an alliance to L, who was an essential ally in the War topics. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Nov 2005
19:37 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L accepts, since L and Jc are mutual brethren in their "rank", shall we say :D . L also thanks Jc for making him forget about that pestering abstract entity that restarted the third-person-point-of-view war. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 18 Nov 2005
15:34 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Well that was smart Ec numbskull
I can just read the previous posts you dumb-@ss
Stupid
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 18 Nov 2005
17:20 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Like a true canadian, ryantmer tries to bring peace to this situation, sees that it is futile, and bravely turns his tail and flees. Bravely.
Bravely, brave sir ryantmer
Gallantly chickened out.
He packed it up
and he ran away
and he chickened out
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EcCorp
Marine
Posted: 18 Nov 2005
18:05 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | OK, zedd, we know you hate everything! Why do you come here if you just insult us?! Zedd is a non-human WHO CARES?! |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 18 Nov 2005
19:26 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | why do you live?
why should zedd let you live?
why should zedd communicate to you?
Why do people assume?
why do you assume zedd hates everything?
why can't zedd die?
why do we talk?
why does the world revolve around zedd?
why do you care?
why caan't we all just get along?
why do we argue?
why do we fight?
why do we laugh?
why is zedd so EVIL?
why does it take so longto wait in line?
why do we wait?
why do we follow rules?
why do murphy's laws exist?
why do we do math?
why do we do english?
why are you reading my long post?
Why are you an idiot?
why don't you get the point?
why are you so stubborn?
why is zedd so stubborn?
why do you think that zedd is insulting you?
why can't you be open-minded and see that zedd is only trying to make you think?
Well maybe zeddd is only getting you to think about things you normally wouldn't.
maybe zedd is here for a purpose.
maybe you can f@#$@ off!
maybe you can talk to Jc. He'll tell you more about zedd and possibly tell you things you may have never thought of, of things that can make you see. maybe you'll learn something..maybe someone else will tell you..........maybe your eyes will open and see not just the surface but what lies underneath...maybe you will realize that the zedd you see is only what you see and that there is another side.............maybe just maybe you will understand that you need to change..........that you do not understand.....that even if the world is flat...there is another side....
Poser!
think..just think..
It is the question that drives us.
not the answer.... so think of the answer.....deeply.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 18 Nov 2005
21:22 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Whoa. That was pretty deep, zedd. Enter that one in a poetry contest, and you would pwn. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 18 Nov 2005
22:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | _3_F_G_ rotates slowly in a circle, humming and chanting softly...
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Nov 2005
04:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc skims zedds post, and reminds EcCorp that zedd is always like this online and should be ignored whenever possible. He then forgets about zedd.
And if this turns into a flame war, I will lock this topic faster than a mongoose on greased roller-skates. |
EcCorp
Marine
Posted: 19 Nov 2005
06:29 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | Why is Zedd's post so long?
EcCorp forgets about Zedd. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Nov 2005
17:04 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Muhaha...
not exactlyehat zedd thought Jc would say.
zedd was hoping that Jc will say that everyone has their dark/light sides.
EDIT: oh Jc... sorry for all the flames. zedd seems to have got caught up.
And is still waiting for some feed back on music.
[Edited by zedd on 20-Nov-05 02:09]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Nov 2005
04:00 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Zedd: That's okay, just don't let things escalate.
Jc has 6 alter-egos. Light and dark sides no longer work for him, considering each has his own views of right and wrong. Thusly, Jc becomes his vampire alter ego, who is the "worst vampire ever" for his love of religion and daytime. However, he bites the pesky 3FG and also ryantmer (because he's canadian and Jc is a canadian-wannabe.) |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Nov 2005
13:51 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Canadian.....
fresh meat.....
but they never do anything..
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Nov 2005
13:58 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Yes they do. They make some great crepes and other foods, and say eh a lot.
Jc flaps his arms wildly for no reason. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Nov 2005
14:46 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | You didn't support your answer with real stuff....over.
eh x's 1500
Hockey is not an answer
[Edited by zedd on 20-Nov-05 23:47]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Nov 2005
11:46 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Crepes do most certainly count! Those French-Canadians are amazing with them... just imagine a pancake with chocolate sauce and confectionary sugar... :D |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Nov 2005
13:29 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | cut the Crepe.
besides...it's FRNCH Canadian.
zedd shoots Jc but it doesn't seem to blow past the thick skull
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Nov 2005
16:21 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | "FRENCH", not "FRNCH". And the "FRENCH" make better crepes. I've had both, and the french ones are better. But I must say, I am not a half bad crepe chef myself :) . L proceeds to block zedd's bullet and blows his head, spleen, and appendix up with a single rail gun slug. |
EcCorp
Marine
Posted: 21 Nov 2005
17:30 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | Wow, a new record. Completely off topic in 3 replies. Way to go!
[Edited by EcCorp on 22-Nov-05 02:31] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 21 Nov 2005
20:50 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | In case you didn't notice, i re-routed us to the topic quickly. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 22 Nov 2005
14:06 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | You did re-route but you forgot that zedd is not a physical being!
and it is FRNCH it's just one of those best kept secrets.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 25 Nov 2005
15:14 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Whoa... from war to French and back again, in five days. Only on calcgames! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 25 Nov 2005
18:11 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Only on war tpoics. Zedd is dead because L declares him so. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 25 Nov 2005
20:59 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I DECIDE THAT I NEED TO MAKE AN IMPROTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
I here make an announcement tha^&%$987 897^&^$9 *($& (@()0 9*& #*&( and that's the only time I'll tell you
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Nov 2005
04:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc decided that XX's announcement was extremely and utterly pointless. |
EcCorp
Marine
Posted: 26 Nov 2005
10:03 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | EcCorp is bored of this war. He commits suicide to save himself from the third-person nightmare. Yay, I can use the word I now. I'm saved! |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 26 Nov 2005
13:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg stops turning in a circle and looks expectantly at the sky...
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 26 Nov 2005
19:00 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Following 3FG's example, Ryantmer also looks at the sky, sees that the aliens are trying to abduct him, and screams and runs for cover under a cardboard box. |
HYPRFORMNCEMLEEFREK
Marine
Posted: 8 Dec 2005
04:31 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | a random kid walks up to everybady and says "YOUR HEAD ES-PLODE!!!" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 8 Dec 2005
07:26 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Said random kid is henceforth annihilated. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 8 Dec 2005
14:10 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | annihilated......poor fellow. zedd makes a clone of ramdom kid with freakishly long name ...malfunction.....malfunction.....walks over to Jc and hugs him to death thinking he is JESUS CHRIST.(J...C...Jesus...Christ..)and zedd can not be destroyedhow many times does zedd have to say so?see this everyone....it's youYou are an.......................
[Edited by zedd on 08-Dec-05 23:19]
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HYPRFORMNCEMLEEFREK
Marine
Posted: 8 Dec 2005
19:19 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | random kid comes up to JcCorp and appologizes in japanese.
he then goes to zedd and attempts to shorten his name. he fails because he still love super smash bros melee.
then, he tries his hardest to get everyone back on topic...
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 8 Dec 2005
20:57 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Ummm... When you say "back on topic", does that really even apply here? Ryantmer holds a brief conversation with said random kid in japanese, dedeuces that he is not really japanese, but in fact Finnish (tee hee. Finland) and laughs within himself at the others' ignorance. This is followed shortly by a large explosion in the east. |
HYPRFORMNCEMLEEFREK
Marine
Posted: 9 Dec 2005
00:29 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | the random kid looks in the diection of the explosion, and realizes what has happened...
. ."Nooooooo!!!"
the random kid turns his sniffles in to a cry. his beloved ethnic country, china, has been nuked by uzbekistan...
he turns and says in a grave, threatening voice, "YOU WILL PAY."
and then, he floated away! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 Dec 2005
11:14 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | >>(J...C...Jesus...Christ..)<<
That's why I spell it Jc. So no one gets confused. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 9 Dec 2005
17:00 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias enters the fray, and, as is per usual, declares himself immortal and impervious to all attacks, although he encourages attempts. |
HYPRFORMNCEMLEEFREK
Marine
Posted: 9 Dec 2005
17:31 GMT
Total Posts: 24 | the random kid uses his mad digging skills to dig a hole. he protects himself from lord mathias, even though he is being ignored... |
AngryChicken
Marine
Posted: 9 Dec 2005
20:13 GMT
Total Posts: 15 | Angry Chicken pecks Lord Mathias in the eye, making him blind. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Dec 2005
05:05 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc laughs. Lord Mathias never removes his helmet, and if you could pierce that, it'd be somewhat amazing.
Jc also calls in Colonel Sanders and his amazing blend of 7 or so spices. Angry Chicken is soon extra crispy. Who wants a leg? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 10 Dec 2005
13:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L will have a wing. All non-members of the Jc-L-DSP triple entente have their souls removed and trapped in L's 4 karat diamond ring, while their bodies continue to serve L's dark biddings. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 10 Dec 2005
14:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Hmmm... I sense DSP will win this war... with the combined force of Mathias, Lothair, and Txanton, victory is inevitable. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 10 Dec 2005
15:10 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc wins. He is not quite sure how it happened, though.
[Edited by haveacalc on 11-Dec-05 00:10]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 10 Dec 2005
16:22 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | If by wins he means loses, that is absolutely correct. |
