| Author | Comment |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
09:59 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Continue the war here. And don't post over the 50 count limit! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
11:45 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L and company win.
Edit: Dangit, missed seeing my 2000th post by 12 :(
[Edited by Lunchbox on 11-Dec-05 20:45] |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
12:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Man, that means I missed it too!
3fg calls on the immaculate being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Dear FSM,
creator of the world and all its piratey glory,
please smite mine enemies with Thy Noodley Appendage.
Ramen
And the FSM destroys you all. But not me, I am dressed as a pirate.
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 11-Dec-05 21:30]
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
12:47 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Ryantmer appelle ses amis de la France. Ils disent qu'ils seraient content de lui aider, et de...
FIRE-ER LES MISSILES!!!
Un grand trou de feu et de débris se forme à la place où les autres se trouvaient que 3 moments passés.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
Voilà encore mes mad skilz de français, revenus pour la vengeance!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
Err... oh, right, in French...
MUEHEHEHEHE!
Vive le roi, Napoléon! Le hroi, le hroi! (Hmm? Mort? Qu'es-ce que tu veut dire, mort?)
*edit* no parle vouz francais. This message pwned by DSP.
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 11-Dec-05 23:32] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
14:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Pour ton information, tu ne gagneras jamais. Si tu avait été malin, tu aurais joindu avec DSP, Jc, et moi. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
15:28 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | After a long debate with the Grim Reaper, he allows EcCorp to return as a ghost. However, as EcCorp's body was destroyed, he returns under a new name... |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
16:50 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc is confused about what happened. He DID find a happy meal on the ground earlier. And combined with a pink eraser that was pulled out of a hobo's beard, shouldn't this make Haveacalc invincible? It makes perfect sense...
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
17:05 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork steals the eraser to stop the "invincibility" and knocks haveacalc senseless. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
17:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Wait... what just happened? I forgot 90% of my French, so I picked up little of that. France explodes because I want it to. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 11 Dec 2005
20:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | dangit. I hate being knocked senseless.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 12 Dec 2005
11:01 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Oh, non, mes alliés sont mort! Ah, bien. Et L, j'airais vous joingé, mais je n'était pas ici quand cette alliance à été formé.
Wait a minute. Why am I speaking in French?
Ryantmer reverts to english! Now everybody can understand! A menos que usted sea español. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 12 Dec 2005
15:40 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Having been now beat senseless, Havacalc cannot feel pain. Haveacalc guts out his left eyeball and hurls it at JcCorp. JcCorp can see 50% better, but now has blood all over him.
[Edited by haveacalc on 13-Dec-05 00:40]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 12 Dec 2005
15:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc thanks haveacalc by ripping out his other eye. Jc now sees 100% better! |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 12 Dec 2005
16:04 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Yay...Fance go boom!!
wait...zedd thinks jc hit the wrong country....it's Canada
ryantmer....tu est un fu.....et tu est null.....et....uuum
votre faire foutre....
tu n'est pas the only one who understands francais...
haveacalc got blown to pieces for useing the forbidden pronoun which sounds like "EYE" ".....dangit. I hate being knocked senseless....."
..............
after a while......zedd decides to send out his Ramen noodle appendages for a kamikaze attack......"OH MOTHER LAND!"
zedd knocks out 3FG for mistaking zedd the almighty as FSG..the creator of all...and the destroyer...
zedd takes out Jc for not updating him on the music.
but the suicide didn't kill zedd because he is an abstract form that takes on no physical form and therefore can not die
[Edited by zedd on 13-Dec-05 02:53]
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 12 Dec 2005
18:19 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Great [/sarcasm]...Zedd just had to come back. |
CoffmanRunner
Ultralisk
Posted: 12 Dec 2005
19:24 GMT
Total Posts: 235 | coffmanrunner throws the Great Book Of HTML Law at Nintendork because he improperly used [/sarcasm] to start his html instead of [sarcasm]
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Never gonna let you down... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
05:40 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc sneaks up behind CoffmanRunner and bangs his head through his computer screen for not realizing BBCode. Although it isn't really what should have been used, recognize that it wasn't HTML! CR's bloody head is now inside his monitor which is sparking and broken. His house explodes shortly after.
As for Zedd, Jc gets composer's block and declares that it is literally the hardest piece he's ever had to write, so deal with it. He's still stuck on the opening part and only has a few chords done. In the meantime, he sticks Zedd in a tuba and strands him in Antarctica to make a cameo in "March of the Penguins." |
CoffmanRunner
Ultralisk
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
12:32 GMT
Total Posts: 235 | CR pulls his mangled, bloody head out of the moniter and with an evil look in his bloodshot eyes he takes the computer moniter and chucks it at JC
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Never gonna let you down... |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
13:38 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | OK, CoffmanRunner, I meant that ended the sarcasm. I was saying great sarcastically and all before the [/sarcasm] was sarcastic. So your attack had no effect, since the reason you attacked was incorrect. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
13:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | It seems that everyone has been mistaken, we haven't seen Zedd since the great clone wars of the old battle in DSP's forum. zedd is another person entirely.
3fg picks up Jc and throws him and runs away, crying. Jc lands somewhere. Somewhere with lots of spikes, alligators, pirates, venus flytraps, and skunks. He dies a horrible, horrible death.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
15:35 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | @zedd: Not to be picky, but it's "tu es fou", not "tu est fu", "tu es un nul", not "tu est null", and its "va te faire foutre", not "votre faire foutre". Apparently, I'm not the the only one who understands French, but you, apparently, do not. (Though I do give points for effort, so, thereby, you get a passing grade. Good job.)
Somehow, I'm betting that Jc is going to get out the pit of spikes, etc., and attack 3FG. Just a suspicion.
Ryantmer declares himself impervious to all attacks. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
16:39 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Ha! Jc proves you wrong by revealing that he didn't die after all (due to some really neato vampire-ish abilities) and offers 3FG an alliance for no apparent reason!
CR's attack misses, since he forgot to make the "c" in "Jc" lowercase. He picks up the bloody monitor and places it gently in a trash compactor. He also places CR in the compactor. Jc films CR trying to escape and uses it in a commercial advertising Zombie Burger's new Flat People, a sandwich made from human roadkill/trash compactor victims. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
17:32 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L reminds ryantmer that unless anyone on the forum wishes to haxe their head chopped of by a babelfish, theere shall be no more usage of languages L doesn't understand. Le animo a, sin embargo, que haga esto pues me dará una excusa para matarle. Uh, what. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 13 Dec 2005
18:37 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | ryantmer....zedd understands French... but can't speak it...
so go F* your self. translated to english via the ZEDD/ENGLISH DICTIONARY 14th ANNIVERSARY EDITION.
and Nintendork...coffmannrunner..and ryantmer...are expelled from the wars due to the usage of the forbidden pronouns.... zedd says geez how hard is it not to use the word that sounds like "EYE?"
3FG....zedd is not a person....he is in fact an abstract form that exists on a totally different plane but likes to annoy the lower beings.....
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Dec 2005
11:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | An abstract form, huh? Jc draws a picture of a stick person on a piece of paper and calls it Zedd, since abstract people just... don't exist. The new Zedd is much better, in everyone's opinion, and a party is thrown for him. The old Zedd metaphorically rots somewhere. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 14 Dec 2005
13:52 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | rotting only occurs to the unpure physical beings (including metaphors...which don't apply to higher beings) which zedd is not a part of. and there can be no visual representation of a higher being such as zedd.
from another side... zeddis constantly changing....and a stick figure is that of unholy devil worshipping people's(lower beings) minds that are corrupted.....Repent.......Repent now and zedd will save you...........later.....by the end of the week.....maybe.......eventually.........alright..never....but you can't read the sacred words of zedd located in the back of the ZEDD/EARTH 14th ANNIVERSARY EDITION with Gold Letterings and other elements of distraction until you buy now! and get -100% OFF the cover price($100000) its filled with all types of BS. Hurry. offer ends soon.
[Edited by zedd on 14-Dec-05 22:54]
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 14 Dec 2005
14:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | While the old zedd sells it for $100000, the new zedd gives it away for free. Unable to read the sacred words of zedd, Haveacalc knaws at the book vigerously until both zedds die.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 14 Dec 2005
14:42 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | @zedd:
I think
I am
I walk
I see
I eat
I sleep
I want
I get
I have
I give
I celebrate
I drink
I party
I prove zedd wrong.
Voilà! <-translated from the Merriam-Webster dictionary, with REAL translations, unlike zedd's.
P.S. Banning people from forums sans admin. privileges is nearly impossible, but I doubt I'll be appearing here anymore anyway. Goodbye.
[Edited by ryantmer on 14-Dec-05 23:45] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Dec 2005
15:15 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | @ryantmer's P.S.-What are you talking about?
Jc takes a nap. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 14 Dec 2005
19:50 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L wins, for the billionth time. If it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't not win, I might let someonee else try every once and a while, it does get boring sometimes, being this good. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
13:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | While Jc is napping, 3fg accepts his alliance and performs the sacred "pee in the mouth of your alliance partner while he is sleeping" ritual that is required to seal an alliance. He uses Jc's army of ladyfriends to, erm, prepare himself emotionally for the loneliness of a world without all you losers.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
14:13 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | the old zedd sold it for $10000.... whatever
the newzedd sold it for negative 100%...read the post.....
zedd can't die either...
and it is already mentioned that the translations are full of all kinds of BS..
@ryantmer
....... METAPHORICALLY banned....if that makes any sense....
then again when has anyone made anysense?
and ryantmer has killed himself in the war again...geez..zedd is only trying to help...
zedd feels Jc.....zedd also takes a nap..
LunchBox "always wins" ......therefore he doesn't get counted...
3FG.....Losers? ...tell everyone why you're here then....Losers....OK...suit yourself.....prove the rest of the site you're not...
[Edited by zedd on 15-Dec-05 23:15]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
14:21 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Pffft, I'm a loser. I admit it.
Jc awakens alone with the taste of urine in his mouth. He utters "3FG..." Oh well, that's the worst HE can do.
He then gives zedd a punch in the face. Zedd crys, so Jc feels bad and punches him again. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
14:39 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork uses some neato powers he got from the Grim Reaper and zaps zedd. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
15:24 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | @last two posts.....
zedd can't be ounched or zapped
zedd can't be hurt physically or mentally
he has no feelings.....lower being feelings anyway.
zedd tells nintendork to join an alliance or go alone..
join and you will learn more stronger powers...not taser skills..
If you only knew the power of the zedd side......
PS....JC admitted....confession is good for the soul...who's next..keep it comming.
zedd remembers the South Park episode of the Golden PSP.....
Japanese people have no souls....even though they can make it to Lvl 59
zedd awards Jc with the Golden Keanau Reeves...is that the spelling?
zedd still has the Golden PSP..attached to his danger zone..
zedd can still give out the Golden Orlando Bloom and the Golden ewan Mcgregor..
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
16:03 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork got bored, so he uses phychic powers to steal the golden PSP and shoves it down zedd's throat. He also teaches 3FG to use the bathroom. He learns, and Nintendork gives him enough fingers so he has 5. Now his name makes no sense and he must surrender. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
16:13 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Ahh... zedd sees...nintendork has chosen death...
nintendork can not nor anyone else touch the Golden PSP... for it is also ansbstract form of perfection....
SONY > Nintendo
and since it is in the danger zone... you'd have to be metaphorically gay
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Dec 2005
17:28 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | New Rules:not that there were ever any except for no flames
1- use a pronoun besides you or us and the attacks are made ineffective
and of coarse...there's rule number 2
zedd wins....ha ha ha
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Dec 2005
04:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | zedd is not allowed to make rules, as this topic is not under his control. It is, however, in my control. :P Zedd is slapped again for all of his ridiculousness of being abstract. |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 16 Dec 2005
13:29 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Nintendork said "uses special powers" and is not gay. nintendo>Sony!!!! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Dec 2005
04:09 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Alright, no calling people gay here, zedd. That goes for everyone. It's a form of sexual harrassment and... *goes on like a stupid school video*
Jc beats up zedd. He can't be abstract, and if he is, then he can't truly exist in any way that could possibly exist. He lets Nintendork go free... this time... |
Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 17 Dec 2005
07:20 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Yay! Ninendork backs up JcCorp by pointing out if zedd is abstract then he cannot do any harm to us. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 17 Dec 2005
13:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc suddenly has a calc.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Dec 2005
13:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Errr... what? hang on, what did I say?
>>he can't truly exist in any way that could possibly exist.<<
Whoops. That, ladies and gentlemen, (ah, who am I kidding... just guys) is what we call a temporary lack of intelligence. I MEANT...
*he can't truly exist in any way that could possibly cause any sort of damage at all.
<_<
Jc slaps himself upside the head and is knocked unconscious. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
14:30 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | SONY>nintendough...
mmmmmm cookies
zedd is an abstract form and exists as an idea....
nintendork is right.. no harm can be done... physically
more like an attack of words.... zedd tries to make the lower beings understand this concept...CONCEPT
EX:
zedd shot Jc in the head.... but it can only effectively hurt Jc if the bullet is accepted....
.....think about it....
...........
to think about it... rule 1 already existed.... just no one followed them.. *JC* *cough cough* Nintendork too.
...........
zedd makes a statement..... the war has lost its true meaning since the first set of them....
NOT SUPPOSED TO COMPLAIN!!or pop in and randomly saybstuff. *haveacalc*....or say that can't happen... too late...it did!...do something!
your're supposed to accept and counter... or totally negate.... @Jc...zedd said METAPHORICALLY GAY..... and zedd did not direct it to any particular person....
zedd will come back when...... there is some excitement.
zedd hereby calls this post to an end.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
14:54 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L wins. Yawn...boring.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 20-Dec-05 04:05] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
15:53 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | L.... can't win... you used the pronoun..
just rephrase it.
yawn... yes...
it's like playing Grand Theft Auto without cars, violence, or guns.
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Nintendork
Probe
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
17:10 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | As zedd is an absract image, he can be hurt with abstract items. Nintendork imagines 27 mansions attacking zedd, and since it is thought, zedd is damaged. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
17:32 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Zedd dies. No one mourns. No one even cares. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 19 Dec 2005
18:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Who died, now?
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