Author | Comment |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 6 Mar 2006 04:46 GMT Total Posts: Edit | The only teeth that can eat other teeth! :D |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 6 Mar 2006 06:33 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Mwahahaha....
DSP wields duel MP5s and proceeds to turn Jonny's body into a puddle of blood, guts, and hot lead.
DSP then wields his lightsaber and begins to torture 3fg... slowly. DSP starts by cutting off his arms, then his legs... followed by plucking 3fg's eyebrows with tweezers.
Come get some. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 6 Mar 2006 15:52 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L integrates the remains of 3fg's and jonny's body with a bottle of tequila and three sacks of manure. |
Jonny23451 Ultralisk Posted: 6 Mar 2006 20:05 GMT Total Posts: 214 | wow, that aint cool. That's rather disturbing. lol |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 7 Mar 2006 06:17 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Mmmmmm... tequila. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 7 Mar 2006 13:42 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | The combination of manure, tequila, and his awesomeness brings 3FG back to life. He wreaks havoc under the guise of "The Cobra Commander", spawning a children's TV show focused around ex-calculators trying to defeat him.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 7 Mar 2006 15:43 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L runs him over in a 1967 shelby cobra mustang, and laughs so hard at the irony of the situation that all non-allies die as well. |
Jonny23451 Ultralisk Posted: 7 Mar 2006 15:54 GMT Total Posts: 214 | tequilla is good.... |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 7 Mar 2006 21:48 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | Sure is, though, legally, none of you save Z and DSP and me in my brief tenure in europe are allowed to say so. |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2006 08:48 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Anyways...
Lord Mathias sends his Tara Reid clones to slaughter Jonny. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 21 Mar 2006 17:40 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L absconds with the clones to do...stuff...and things...and replaces them with H-bombs on legs. |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 21 Mar 2006 21:29 GMT Total Posts: 692 | Reminds me of: "I'm bored" "Me too" "Wanna play a game?" "Sure. What game?" "Hey, I know! Let's play toss the H-bomb!" "Okay!" *assorted super-fun sounds* BOOM!!!
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't know what you're missing. This movie is questionable. (40 minutes, done frame-by-frame. Woah.)
[Edited by ryantmer on 22-Mar-06 06:32] |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 22 Mar 2006 16:08 GMT Total Posts: Edit | lol... that's hilarious.
Jc says, zeegyboogydoog or whatever the heck it is. |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 28 Mar 2006 07:27 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias proceeds to hit a little red ball with a cricket mallet in the general direction of zedd, who's sniper kitty is annoying him. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 28 Mar 2006 13:00 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | NO! THAT IS THE BOMB THAT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVE-
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 28 Mar 2006 15:36 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | LLAMAS |
allynfolksjr Administrator
Posted: 28 Mar 2006 18:43 GMT Total Posts: 1892 | whip their *censored*
edit: This post pwned by DSP.
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 29-Mar-06 17:39] |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 28 Mar 2006 20:25 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | Gasp gasp GASP gAsP gasp gasp GASP!
[Edited by Lunchbox on 29-Mar-06 06:27] |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 29 Mar 2006 13:32 GMT Total Posts: Edit | ZOMG |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 29 Mar 2006 13:49 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | _____ ____/ ____) _____) _____ \__ \___)
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 29-Mar-06 23:49]
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 29 Mar 2006 15:15 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | Three is the loneliest number...Oh wait, sorry, that's one. |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 6 Apr 2006 08:38 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias delcares DSP wins the war. |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 6 Apr 2006 13:35 GMT Total Posts: 692 | Sfzargbld! Now available in Ethiopia!
[Edited by ryantmer on 06-Apr-06 22:37] |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 6 Apr 2006 15:01 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L, being a member of DSP, concurs. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 8 Apr 2006 12:47 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | 3FG, being a member of RevSoft, threatens to call in the big guns (Jim e, the sound and grayscale king, Spencer, the maker of Zelda, Rezek, PHP master, and NanoWar, author of the game that should have won POTY).
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 8 Apr 2006 13:54 GMT Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer, being a member of no organization, sits around and rocks back and forth gently.
"Alouette, gentil alouette, allouette, je te plumerais." |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 8 Apr 2006 14:30 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L beats in 3fg's head with...crap, you know java, that's my ultimate weapon...ha, perl! L converts the diamond operator into a ninja star and throws it at 3fg's throat. All the others are knocked out by the enormous hashtable L launches. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 11 Apr 2006 14:33 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | Bump! |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 11 Apr 2006 15:54 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc throws NEWSLETTERS at everyone. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 11 Apr 2006 17:25 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | zOMg newsletters!1 L ducks and covers. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 12 Apr 2006 16:05 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg make a runza and destroys those who do not know what that is. He now goes to play Oblivion. See ya.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 13 Apr 2006 04:05 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias ponders.
He then decides to redirect all newsletters in 3fg's direction. 3fg is crushed under the weight. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 16 Apr 2006 16:57 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | Bah, I'm not worried. There hasn't been a newsletter in these parts in years!
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 16 Apr 2006 19:16 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Be afraid... be very afraid... |
zedd Ultralisk Posted: 17 Apr 2006 07:54 GMT Total Posts: 428 | zedd walks in.... sees newsletters flying around... walks away saying .... "IDIOTS"
--- Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2006 15:33 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L pounds zedd into dust and sends him off to alpha centauri going 5 time the speed of light. |
zedd Ultralisk Posted: 17 Apr 2006 18:45 GMT Total Posts: 428 | zedd uses law of relativity to aprehend L using galactic police... they send him to the insane asylum.... because.... well... you know...
he thinks that he has the power to send people off, not to mention, to alpha centauri.....
so sad.... so sad...
zedd resorts to known .... destructive behavior.... ie.explosions...
--- Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2006 21:15 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L loads all the random periods in Zedd's post into his shotgun and blasts Zedd to an oblivion. |
zedd Ultralisk Posted: 18 Apr 2006 16:25 GMT Total Posts: 428 | unfortunatly, for L anyway,
the random periods represent, a space in time........in the dimensions.... an abstract form.... that doesn't exist...... a technique used to let the words sink in....
and therefore...... the shotgun doesn't shoot out anything.....but air....
but L doesn't realize this... so zedd pretends to be hurt....
--- Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 18 Apr 2006 20:33 GMT Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer eyes zedd's sig, and wonders if we cannot all get along. He then figures out that this will not happen, and he pulls out the BFG.
"WHO WANTS TOAST?" |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 18 Apr 2006 21:44 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L nationalizes ryantmer's BFG9000, takes it as his own rightful property, and blows zedd into small, slimy, lifeless chunks of alien goo. |
zedd Ultralisk Posted: 19 Apr 2006 17:29 GMT Total Posts: 428 | then L wakes up....
--- Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 19 Apr 2006 21:16 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | Yeah right. With the nightmare L's just blown zedd into, zedd's quickly going to find himself wishing he could do what he imagined L doing. |
haveacalc Guardian
Posted: 19 Apr 2006 22:30 GMT Total Posts: 1111 | I sprint past all of you, streaking.
--- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do). |
ryantmer Wraith
Posted: 20 Apr 2006 08:35 GMT Total Posts: 692 | AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
HE'S NAKED!!!!!!!!!!! |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 20 Apr 2006 14:52 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L has a calc, and promptly beats haveacalc to death with it. |
haveacalc Guardian
Posted: 20 Apr 2006 19:13 GMT Total Posts: 1111 | By beating me to death with your calculator, you must mean that, with the aid of your calculator, you achieved demise before I did. Me and my naked bod get away safely.
--- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do). |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 21 Apr 2006 12:02 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, Lord Mathias has already pulled the trigger of his 50cal sniper rifle.
*splat* |
zedd Ultralisk Posted: 21 Apr 2006 14:05 GMT Total Posts: 428 | @L's previous statement to zedd
................. zedd is glad that he can't imagine the thoughts that L had...
thus proving that zedd is: less crazy(bad kind) has an imagination that is NOT over active and not under active when it comes to reality...
besides.... zedd is not worried so much that he can not do what L imagined as he is with what he is going to do next to L.... and ...zedd knows that L doesn't have the technology capable of such destructive power needed to fufill your firey passion of agressive behavior....
so what comes next???
well... zedd sends in his troops of frontline decoybots to the war... he knows that even if he says DECOY in capslock...the decoy will work on the ignorant half-way readers...
he will then attackfrom the rear with his ghost recon team... he will also use his god-like powers to reign apocaliptic terror down on the battle field... Death From Above!!! Death From Above!!! muhahahahaha!! *clears throat*
--- Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
haveacalc Guardian
Posted: 21 Apr 2006 14:16 GMT Total Posts: 1111 | Safely dead!?
--- -quoted directly from most movies that don't exist (and some that do). |