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JcCorp
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Posted: 6 Mar 2006
04:46 GMT
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The only teeth that can eat other teeth! :D
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 6 Mar 2006
06:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Mwahahaha....

DSP wields duel MP5s and proceeds to turn Jonny's body into a puddle of blood, guts, and hot lead.

DSP then wields his lightsaber and begins to torture 3fg... slowly. DSP starts by cutting off his arms, then his legs... followed by plucking 3fg's eyebrows with tweezers.

Come get some.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 6 Mar 2006
15:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L integrates the remains of 3fg's and jonny's body with a bottle of tequila and three sacks of manure.
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 Mar 2006
20:05 GMT
Total Posts: 214
wow, that aint cool. That's rather disturbing. lol
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 7 Mar 2006
06:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Mmmmmm... tequila.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 7 Mar 2006
13:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
The combination of manure, tequila, and his awesomeness brings 3FG back to life. He wreaks havoc under the guise of "The Cobra Commander", spawning a children's TV show focused around ex-calculators trying to defeat him.

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 7 Mar 2006
15:43 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L runs him over in a 1967 shelby cobra mustang, and laughs so hard at the irony of the situation that all non-allies die as well.
Jonny23451
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Posted: 7 Mar 2006
15:54 GMT
Total Posts: 214
tequilla is good....
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 7 Mar 2006
21:48 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Sure is, though, legally, none of you save Z and DSP and me in my brief tenure in europe are allowed to say so.
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 21 Mar 2006
08:48 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Anyways...

Lord Mathias sends his Tara Reid clones to slaughter Jonny.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 21 Mar 2006
17:40 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L absconds with the clones to do...stuff...and things...and replaces them with H-bombs on legs.
ryantmer
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Posted: 21 Mar 2006
21:29 GMT
Total Posts: 692
Reminds me of:
"I'm bored"
"Me too"
"Wanna play a game?"
"Sure. What game?"
"Hey, I know! Let's play toss the H-bomb!"
"Okay!"
*assorted super-fun sounds*
BOOM!!!

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't know what you're missing. This movie is questionable. (40 minutes, done frame-by-frame. Woah.)

[Edited by ryantmer on 22-Mar-06 06:32]
JcCorp
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Posted: 22 Mar 2006
16:08 GMT
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lol... that's hilarious.

Jc says, zeegyboogydoog or whatever the heck it is.
darksideprogramming
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Posted: 28 Mar 2006
07:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Lord Mathias proceeds to hit a little red ball with a cricket mallet in the general direction of zedd, who's sniper kitty is annoying him.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 28 Mar 2006
13:00 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
NO! THAT IS THE BOMB THAT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVE-

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 28 Mar 2006
15:36 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
LLAMAS
allynfolksjr
Administrator
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Posted: 28 Mar 2006
18:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
whip their *censored*

edit: This post pwned by DSP.

[Edited by darksideprogramming on 29-Mar-06 17:39]
Lunchbox
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Posted: 28 Mar 2006
20:25 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Gasp gasp GASP gAsP gasp gasp GASP!

[Edited by Lunchbox on 29-Mar-06 06:27]
JcCorp
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Posted: 29 Mar 2006
13:32 GMT
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ZOMG
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 29 Mar 2006
13:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
     _____
____/ ____)
      _____)
_____ \__
     \___)

[Edited by threefingeredguy on 29-Mar-06 23:49]

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 29 Mar 2006
15:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Three is the loneliest number...Oh wait, sorry, that's one.
darksideprogramming
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Posted: 6 Apr 2006
08:38 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Lord Mathias delcares DSP wins the war.
ryantmer
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Posted: 6 Apr 2006
13:35 GMT
Total Posts: 692

Sfzargbld! Now available in Ethiopia!



[Edited by ryantmer on 06-Apr-06 22:37]
Lunchbox
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Posted: 6 Apr 2006
15:01 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L, being a member of DSP, concurs.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 8 Apr 2006
12:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3FG, being a member of RevSoft, threatens to call in the big guns (Jim e, the sound and grayscale king, Spencer, the maker of Zelda, Rezek, PHP master, and NanoWar, author of the game that should have won POTY).

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ryantmer
Wraith
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Posted: 8 Apr 2006
13:54 GMT
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ryantmer, being a member of no organization, sits around and rocks back and forth gently.

"Alouette, gentil alouette, allouette, je te plumerais."
Lunchbox
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Posted: 8 Apr 2006
14:30 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L beats in 3fg's head with...crap, you know java, that's my ultimate weapon...ha, perl! L converts the diamond operator into a ninja star and throws it at 3fg's throat. All the others are knocked out by the enormous hashtable L launches.
Lunchbox
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Posted: 11 Apr 2006
14:33 GMT
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Bump!
JcCorp
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Posted: 11 Apr 2006
15:54 GMT
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Jc throws NEWSLETTERS at everyone.
Lunchbox
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Posted: 11 Apr 2006
17:25 GMT
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zOMg newsletters!1 L ducks and covers.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 12 Apr 2006
16:05 GMT
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3fg make a runza and destroys those who do not know what that is. He now goes to play Oblivion. See ya.

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 13 Apr 2006
04:05 GMT
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Lord Mathias ponders.

He then decides to redirect all newsletters in 3fg's direction. 3fg is crushed under the weight.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 16 Apr 2006
16:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
Bah, I'm not worried. There hasn't been a newsletter in these parts in years!

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 16 Apr 2006
19:16 GMT
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Be afraid... be very afraid...
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Apr 2006
07:54 GMT
Total Posts: 428
zedd walks in.... sees newsletters flying around... walks away saying
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"IDIOTS"


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Lunchbox
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Posted: 17 Apr 2006
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L pounds zedd into dust and sends him off to alpha centauri going 5 time the speed of light.
zedd
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Posted: 17 Apr 2006
18:45 GMT
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zedd uses law of relativity to aprehend L using galactic police...
they send him to the insane asylum.... because.... well... you know...

he thinks that he has the power to send people off, not to mention, to alpha centauri.....

so sad.... so sad...

zedd resorts to known .... destructive behavior.... ie.explosions...

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 17 Apr 2006
21:15 GMT
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L loads all the random periods in Zedd's post into his shotgun and blasts Zedd to an oblivion.
zedd
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Posted: 18 Apr 2006
16:25 GMT
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unfortunatly, for L anyway,

the random periods represent, a space in time........in the dimensions....
an abstract form.... that doesn't exist......
a technique used to let the words sink in....

and therefore...... the shotgun doesn't shoot out anything.....but air....

but L doesn't realize this... so zedd pretends to be hurt....




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ryantmer
Wraith
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Posted: 18 Apr 2006
20:33 GMT
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ryantmer eyes zedd's sig, and wonders if we cannot all get along. He then figures out that this will not happen, and he pulls out the BFG.

"WHO WANTS TOAST?"
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 18 Apr 2006
21:44 GMT
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L nationalizes ryantmer's BFG9000, takes it as his own rightful property, and blows zedd into small, slimy, lifeless chunks of alien goo.
zedd
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Posted: 19 Apr 2006
17:29 GMT
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then L wakes up....

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 19 Apr 2006
21:16 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Yeah right. With the nightmare L's just blown zedd into, zedd's quickly going to find himself wishing he could do what he imagined L doing.
haveacalc
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Posted: 19 Apr 2006
22:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
I sprint past all of you, streaking.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 20 Apr 2006
08:35 GMT
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


HE'S NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 20 Apr 2006
14:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L has a calc, and promptly beats haveacalc to death with it.
haveacalc
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Posted: 20 Apr 2006
19:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
By beating me to death with your calculator, you must mean that, with the aid of your calculator, you achieved demise before I did. Me and my naked bod get away safely.

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 21 Apr 2006
12:02 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Unfortunately, Lord Mathias has already pulled the trigger of his 50cal sniper rifle.

*splat*
zedd
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Posted: 21 Apr 2006
14:05 GMT
Total Posts: 428
@L's previous statement to zedd

.................
zedd is glad that he can't imagine the thoughts that L had...

thus proving that zedd is:
less crazy(bad kind)
has an imagination that is NOT over active and not under active when it comes to reality...


besides.... zedd is not worried so much that he can not do what L imagined as he is with what he is going to do next to L....
and ...zedd knows that L doesn't have the technology capable of such destructive power needed to fufill your firey passion of agressive behavior....

so what comes next???

well... zedd sends in his troops of frontline decoybots to the war...
he knows that even if he says DECOY in capslock...the decoy will work on the ignorant half-way readers...

he will then attackfrom the rear with his ghost recon team...
he will also use his god-like powers to reign apocaliptic terror down on the battle field...
Death From Above!!! Death From Above!!! muhahahahaha!!
*clears throat*


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haveacalc
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Posted: 21 Apr 2006
14:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Safely dead!?

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