| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 16 May 2006
21:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L cannot be burninated, and trogdor happens to be one of L's pets. L therefore commands trogdor to die and throws Hydralisk into a pit of liquid helium. With superconducting coilks inside. And then he *accidentally* sends 10,000 amps @ 1.2 megavolts of electricity through the coils. Here's a hint ot how painful that is: You can die as low as .2 amps, and a regular household voltage (110-120 volts) can penetrate your skin. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 16 May 2006
22:25 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Ouch. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 17 May 2006
12:07 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | does Hydralisk need to point out his potency against the elements?!?!
if i absorbed fire, what would electricity do? hmmm??? not to mention me freezing???
the electricity just melts me back to normal, but now im not a giant pillar of fire no mores!
darnit...
but i still have my materia...
hmm...
crap i forgot the name of that one guy... i was gonna summon him, but i might as well summon Ifrit instead...
nvm
im just going to sit here quietly to see what you throw at me next.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 May 2006
15:15 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | How about a black hole? Can you escape that? Let me answer fo you: no. Hydralisk gets sucked into L's portable black hole (named Mr. T) and is trapped there for all eternity. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 18 May 2006
21:20 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | *but hydralisk thus BECOMES the black hole and is now a giant black hole person-thingy
but, the Mr. T side of him
(as he is now split personality from the body he is now hosted by)
forces him to continue being a pet of Lunchbox...*
"anything you want... master...???"
so thus i survive, AND i get that *i get helped and i help L* deal that i asked Lunchbox 20 posts ago!!!!!!!!!
yay!
^^
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 19 May 2006
16:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I was able to escape from the black hole, just like Naruto in the Second Naruto Movie (which wasn't as good as the first).
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 20 May 2006
08:13 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | there was a movie?!?!?!
man am i missing out...
im just watching the series on Cartoon Network...
but as i am the black hole man, you CANNOT ESCAPE ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Lunchbox, what would you have me do??????
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 20-May-06 17:14]
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 20 May 2006
16:35 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | The cartoon network version makes me want to puke. It is the worst thing I have ever seen. If I had seen it there first, I would hate the show.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 May 2006
22:35 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Have you seen the Narutrix video that parodies the matrix? It's pretty sick.
L feels mercy for the other combatants today and thus spares them of any pain. For now... |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 May 2006
20:58 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | so wait for now, eh?
thats fine... *crawls in a corner*
*tear*
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 May 2006
09:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias tosses a pan galactic gargle blaster into the black hole man, instantly making it drunk and easy to subdue.
*banninated* |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 May 2006
14:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L chugs 12 pan galactic gargle blasters and takes a bite out of the eiffel tower.
Mmmmm... I love the smell of metal and booze in the morning. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 24 May 2006
12:23 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3FG shoves L into the infinite perspective vortex. Since he is not Zaphod Beeblebrox (or in a virtual reality, whatever happened) his mind is utterly destroyed forever.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 24 May 2006
16:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc ingests the piece of cake that powers it. If I told you how badly I needed that, then I wouldn't have time to eat it.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 24 May 2006
17:05 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L escapes. No one questions how, because the answer would blow their minds...into tiny pieces of gray matter. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 25 May 2006
17:24 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | exactly why *hick* im not *hick* asking-of-course-not *hick*
*waves hand and sucks in all weapons and items on the battlefield and points them towards everyone else besides L*
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 25 May 2006
22:14 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L whips out a stouker concussion rifle and incinerates/pummels/devastates Hydralisk. If you don't know what a stouker concussion rifle is, you can accurately draw 2 conclusions about yourself:
1) You've never played Dark Forces. And if you have, obviously not enough.
2) Because of the conditions met in postulate #1, you obviously have not lead a successful, promising life thus far, and will never start to any time in the future. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 26 May 2006
22:00 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | *sniff* you suck!
i was half-way your pet, and you killed me?!?!?!
im calling the pet protection agency!!!
*o btw you only incinerated the black hole part of me, thus im normal again!!! wee!!!*
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 27 May 2006
10:06 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Wow. Has everybody realized that nothing in this topic makes any sense whatsoever?
[Edited by ryantmer on 27-May-06 19:07] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 27 May 2006
14:01 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Since post #1. Jc nukes you all. (special thanks to harlan for the pic:)
[Edited by JcCorp on 27-May-06 23:01] |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 27 May 2006
16:00 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | o ya... well heres JC after he dies as well  made it myself thank you very much
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 28-May-06 01:37]
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 27 May 2006
19:56 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Oh, what the hey.
<random>
STOP. Ryantime.
This this this this
beat is
so lame
it's puts hammer
into shame
can't touch it
it don't exist
not with hand
or foot
or head
or fist
can't touch it.
uh yeah.
</random>
w00t. That was done ad lib. Seriously. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 27 May 2006
20:08 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | this has gotten graphic...
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 27 May 2006
20:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | 
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2006
13:18 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | O.O
I agree with zedd...
Beans? |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 28 May 2006
14:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | 
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2006
14:27 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Oh dear.
SOMEBODY has too much time on their hands! |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2006
15:02 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | i dont i made that a while ago
i just thought id pull that one out
btw i made it while listening to Black/Death metal.
w/e you wanna call it
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2006
18:52 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Actually, I was talking about haveacalc, but you also have too much time on your hands. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
09:27 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | like i said i was bored
i made it
and then two weeks later i found a use for it
there
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
14:26 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ^That was post number 1300 in DSP's forum, just point that out.^ |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 29 May 2006
14:59 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L returns and sets the forums aflame. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 29 May 2006
16:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Yes, this topic is rather pointless, although completely humorous.
*anyhoo...*
Lord Mathias proceeds to defecate upon all his enemies, which consists of everyone except L and Jc. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
17:17 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | sigh...
you made the worst mistake of your life
remember that talk earlier about me absorbing elements...
well now im Mr. Crap now
thnx to you...
you suck...
*sniff sniff*
*gag*
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 30-May-06 02:17]
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 May 2006
17:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | 
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
18:32 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | o.m.f.G! |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
18:45 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | havacalc
has too much time on his hands
and im seriously bored...
i want to go to the store and buy half life 2 but my moms too lazy! ugh
heres another song from the band oingo boingo which absolutely nobody knows for somestrange reason
"I love
little girls
they make me feel so good
I love
little girls
they make me feel so good
when they're around
they make feel like im the only guy in town
i love
little girls
they make me feel so good
little by the little room
give me a little hysterium
they dont
ask question
they dont
wanna scrope me
they dont
look for answers
they only want to hold me
isnt this fun
isnt this this what life's all about
isnt this a dream come true
isnt this a nightmare too?!"
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 30-May-06 03:46]
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
20:28 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Quoting Hydralisk:
"I love little girls they make me feel so good"
Quoting myself:
"o.m.f.G!"
That's just a little bit creepy... |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 May 2006
20:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | You have too much time on your hands to post so many seemingly random things.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 29 May 2006
20:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Haveacalc that picture=pwn.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 29 May 2006
21:08 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | its not random its a song and, yes it is creepy. look at that old guy here and then read the song over again...eww. And on a side note, i want to congradulate 3fg for having the highest rated game here. (check top rated files).
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 30-May-06 06:10]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 30 May 2006
13:09 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | this is not war.......
this is interplanetary doomsday
or
forum apocalypse
or
the mass genocide of people with any bit of intelligence
......but not war
[Edited by zedd on 30-May-06 22:11]
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 30 May 2006
19:44 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | fine then
*picks up gun and shoots zedd in the forehead and heart and feet
feet first tho*
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 30 May 2006
19:58 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd is stupid therefore does not get hurt
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 30 May 2006
20:25 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Woah. Wait a minute. *1-minute pause* How does that work? |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 30 May 2006
21:11 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | umm ya well the best way to explain it is that hes so stupid he cant feel the pain...
but his body's still torn up all over the wall
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 30 May 2006
21:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | >>>Woah. Wait a minute. *1-minute pause* How does that work?
It goes along with the ignorance is bliss theory. One can be so stupid that one is, in fact, not aware of parts of reality itself. This usually only happens to psycho ward patients and PCP addicts, though.
Speaking of PCP, L inflicts some PCP (Pure Carnal Pwnage) on all enemies (all but DSP and Jc). |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 May 2006
13:05 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc pulls all combatants into the small realm of... his own mind! Inside, he summons a troupe of small robots that begin to skin his opponents (and not teammates) alive. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 31 May 2006
16:24 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L picks up the shreds of skin, deep fries them, salts them, puts them in a bowl, and serves them to his teammates. Mmmmmmmm... baked skin chips. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 31 May 2006
23:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg uses his own version of Kakashi's new Mangekyo Sharingan to send everyone else in the battle to another dimension.
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