| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
12:18 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Continue. Actually, you might as well not,m for L proclaims himself, Jc, and DSP emperors of time, space, and all abstract concepts contained therewithin. L also mandates that you all like them. Anyone that says otherwise will be drowned in L's swimming pool of fire. |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
16:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Galactic death ray! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
16:12 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Galactic deflector shield!
*booooiiiiing* |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
20:49 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | you know what L...
I'll just make it simple...
truce on that stupid posting thing(mocking not pretending)
Sorry.... I'll stop... but i can not make any garantees... refrain is the word......
...This is war so.... whatever
@Jc..that was possibly one of the least complicated counter methods you've done... zedd applauds you
holy crepe....the French are attacking.... zedd ducks... French fly over and crash into a metal lunchbox...decorated with Cartoon Network characters and mouse trap latches....
(how di i think of that one...i don't know.)
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
22:39 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | gosh...
the title explains it all.
hmmm...
well
hydra declares himself ruler of all black holes
wanna mess with me now?
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 10 Jun 2006
23:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Galactic death ray! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
04:45 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Dang, not again! And zedd, your words jammed my deflector beam... oh no! Curse you fools! Jc also decides to throw a super-indestructable pebble at Hydralisk that seems to phase through his black holes.
Gasp! The death ray! In last ditch effort to save the earth, Jc uses his powers to funnel all of its energy into himself. It almost tears him apart, but it prevents the death ray from finishing it's job.
At the end, there's only enough left of a death ray to hit and annihilate zedd-and it does...
But where's Jc? |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
09:23 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK, having returned from his corner realizing that ppl are now actually being creative, and allied with Haveacalc, uses the radioactive spear to decompose and decay the molecular decomposition of the atoms of everyone in the current radius. they are turned into simple quartons, leptons, photons, and possibly gravitons (if any scientist would get off their arsch and find them). that inclueds the blackholes controlled by hydra, for even dence matter, which is the main caponent of a blackhole ( realizing that [Gm1m2/(r^2)] is the fundamental principle behind blackholes), can decay when promted to by an outside force of molecular unsablibillity, close to that of a tau+ lepton, or that of meson quarks, which similary, ironically, intervine in this matter to react as a composite, combining with the other neurons and leptons to condense to a finer mass that is condence and rehablilitaded to a finite spectral particale that instantaniously expands due to the fact that the color charges of the quarks are counterd too high by the lepton flavor reactions, depicted by the decaying factor: 5 million per secta.
w00t, go particle physics.
oh, yeah, i win, BTW. beat that "swimming pool of fire". pfff
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 11-Jun-06 18:36]
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allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
10:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Super Galactic death ray! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
11:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias deflects the Super Galactic Death ray by sheer will, due to the fact that it was he who opened the Pandora's Box that is this war.
Lord Mathias then proceeds to smoke a multitude of cigarettes, then exhale in the faces of his enemies. All the enemies of the Elite Triad now have lung cancer.
Mwahaha! |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
19:59 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | @ LiK-wow your smarter than the ppl in the movie "black hole" if they realized that instead of going on about that stupid invisible elctro-alien thingy they probably would just got rid of that thing in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
anyways
now that youve destroyed my black holes, i will send their inverted brethren hurling towards you right before they implode from not having any suction force to shoot out
its complecated but get it
white holes shoot out
if they dont have anything to shoot out, they implode
so now evryone else was just superhumanly hurled into outer space to soffocate, while my backup black hole out in a sister Earth sucks in oxygen and another white hole shoots it out for me to breath. in this sister planet, the plants regemerate oxygen from oxygen... so theres no shortage!!! mwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 12-Jun-06 05:00]
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
21:14 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | funny thing is that in theorhetical physics, your "white hole", is actually called a submatter contraction. it bacsically means that it is anti matter instead of matter. the reason that gravity is so great is not because of the mass of the black hole, but because of how heavy it is in such a dense space. it is theoried to be the size of a pin head, weighing the amount of ten thousands suns, in the equatoin e^(1+3(t/n*!G)) with t being the period of occolation and G being a very complex conmonent that invloves the integrule of the density of the current space. Now, considering that gravitons gives each atom its abillity to attract to each other,( for the same reason that quarks are to quarks by color charge and leptons to leptons by flavor charge,) it can be concluded that the effect of a graviton on the antimatter of a certain quark, making the composite meson or haron, can acutally REPULSE other matter, while attracting other antimatter. it is quite fun, actually. the only problem with antimatter is that it is HIGHLY unstable and reacts to electro magnetic feilds differently than constant matter. so what you just said cant happen, with the oxyegn thingy. nope..
and BTW, LiK make you all read what he just wrote, AND you understood what it means, so your heads explode.
@god's twilite (opps, i mean götterdämmerung.) there is no Super Galactic death ray that can take me out, cuz i can just refract the beam with a simple questoin:
"do photons (lite) travle in waves or damino-effect reations?"
there is no answer to that Q b/c it is highly debatted by scientits today, which is why your head explodes, revealing quantum physics to explain the blunt phycological statement: "you never fired the gun..."
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 12-Jun-06 06:16]
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 11 Jun 2006
22:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias notes that LiK seems to be rather intelligent shortly before smashing his face in with the buttstock of an M16. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 12 Jun 2006
07:37 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L helps DSP in his endeavor by shoving a grenade in LiK's behind and roundhousekicking him to the next state. L then roceeds to top allyn by producing an mega ultra super galactic death ray and pointing it right in his face.
L then stuffs zedd into the cartoon network lunchbox pretending to be him and drowns the metal death trap in a pool of his own blood.
L also reminds the LiK who is nursing a bruised face in the middle of the nevada salt flats (i live in california, cali + 1 = nevada) that the person with the eye avatar's name is allynfolksjr, not gotterdammerung.
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@zedd: Truce accepted. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 12 Jun 2006
16:23 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc returns... with millions of scantily-clad female warriors! They are about to attack, when Jc gets a better idea and melts his enemies with a mere thought. Their fragments fuse into a giant hot tub.
"There's more than enough for me... grab a few hundred!" he calls to his teammates. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 12 Jun 2006
17:09 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hay Jc, your missing one!!!
*runs away with her*
hehehe
well your quantom physics may be true...
but they still launch you to space (along with Navada apparently, considering what L did to you)
*grabs a rock and throws it at the pool of blood bored*
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 12 Jun 2006
21:56 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Nono, L launched LiK into nevada, not Jc. Before, of course, drowning you in your fat avatar's pool of blubber. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 13 Jun 2006
15:08 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK reminds you all that he STILL has the sheilds from the Pheonix shop.. so everything you just commited did nothing, as LiK watches tv.
LiK is borded of this meanial little comments and goes through with his plan to destroy ya'll's atoms... and he does.... so youre dead... stop moving already... you cant type... stop that... your dead... dont type that.... i win already... my ingeniousness concludes to the point of extremity, that LiK is the chanpion of all, and by you making these pathetic attempts at "attacks" just fules my concepts of perception on this adequit threshold of piminos addenionsness.
Considering i cant actually hurt you with my attacks, i will beat you with words.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 13 Jun 2006
15:21 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | @L wow many of the things are wrong in your post here they are
1) i duly noted that u launched him
"along with Navada apparently, considering what *L* did to you"
2) i was saying that Jc was missing a GIRL.
thats wat he was missing
3)my avatar isnt fat... in fact Sipheroth looks anerexic at best
so i basically live
@LiK that may be tru, but atoms are... uh... well lets just say atoms can type... somehow...
and you didnt even say how we died, so in confusion, we are all alive again
wow i survived (and recoiled) two blows with just pure logic... no effort needed
hehehe
:img02: :ghost: :img10:
edit: woops extra colon
lol
omg omg omg
i did not mean to send that stuff
i tried to hit TAB and it went to the send thingy and i hit enter (cus im stupid) so could a mod delete that stuff before i get introuble from an admin?!?!?!
plz?!?!
it wont let me delete 'em!!!!
(them/it = my double posting before this)
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 14-Jun-06 00:24]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 13 Jun 2006
15:49 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | And that's where I come in. Problem solved, as always. And btw, I was commenting on your sig, not your avatar. But anyways, L strangles you with complex derivatives that he learned in extreme calculus summer school today. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 13 Jun 2006
19:21 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Sigh...
I'm too lazy to actually read any of these posts. In fact, posts in war topics are getting longer and longer. Boredom ensues for me. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 13 Jun 2006
20:18 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | well in that case i DID drink a tub of lard
but i digest it all and hav a perfect matabolism so nothing happens
wow i cant believe your doing that
i would never waste my summer on pre-school crap
ugh
well good luck with that
at least youll have one less class next year eh?
and i umm... take the banner of CG and blow it up...
thus destroying your web browser and making you all mute
mwahahahahahahaha
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
10:53 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc changes the acronym of CG from CalcGames to Colorguard. Now you're all a bunch of flag-waving, unitard wearing marching band wanna-bes. Except for Jc and his allies, of course. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
11:50 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK is amune to that attack for he plays trumpet, and trumpeteers rock for they are the instruments of the gods. and me being the best on the trumpet, i can own you all with out trying.
@Hydra i did say how you would all die... or at least it should be obvious: WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN WHEN ALL OF YOUR ATOMS FALL APART AND REASEMBLE INTO A HUNK OF NOTHING. (i am not yelling, merely stating a point through bold.... which i cant figure out how to do...so the next best thing is caps). so really, atoms can type, but you are no longer atoms, but subatomic particles of mass that are formless.
LiK strangles L with intagrules, because they are stronger than the derivatives any day, considering they are the anti-derivative. and if L can tell me what he thinks a derivative is in relation to a function of speed, then i will bow to him. Otherwise, i am the master, for i am in College Calculus. :img12:
oh yeah... i win again... ach du mein Leiber, ich bin gut.
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 14-Jun-06 20:55]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
14:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | You can't own me by saying you play the trumpet. For Jc plays the trumpet AND the euphonium. Trumpet first.
Jc challenges LiK to a band-off... he then proceeds to play "flight of the bumblebee" in half-time. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
16:56 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg plays Zorba the Greek on one trumpet while playing Flight of the Bumblebee on the other (I actually can play 2 trumpets at once). He plays them both in different tempos so that they finish at the same time. He decimates the competition.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
17:02 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | SEXYoMeter v.2.1
zedd:)))
Jc:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))**
L:)))
hydralisk:))))
3FG:)))))))))))))))
LIK:)))))
ryantmer:))))
DSP:)))
L:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Jc.....you broke my meter!!!!!!
[Edited by JcCorp on 15-Jun-06 14:05]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
17:59 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Silly... you mislabeled it! That's the sexy-o-meter!
And 3FG: You, sir, win. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 14 Jun 2006
21:32 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I believe it is L that is off the charts, and yes, Jc is correct, that is in fact a sexy-o-meter :) .
[Edited by Lunchbox on 18-Jun-06 07:37] |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 15 Jun 2006
08:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Stealth Galactic Death Ray! |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 15 Jun 2006
11:36 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Considering i also play the barri sax, the F horn, the trumpet, the FLuegal, the piano, i not only play pg.291 in the Arban's Book, but also play a duet on the piano and the sax at the same time: Fantaisie Brillante, a duet that not only switches between 8/9 time and 3/8 time, but also has the wides range of dynamics. And when im done playing The arban's book, i squeel out Master G notes (btw that a octave above High C), doing the famous G solo by Armstrong. LiK then proceed to raise his sexiyness level far beyond that of any being, for he can do that with his yamaha Xeno. thats how good he is.Wie alle hier sagt: er ist der Meister des Trompeteren.  see? aint i sexy?
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 15-Jun-06 20:39]
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Jun 2006
14:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | So therefore, DSP is the sexiest programming group alive... sweet!
Lord Mathias blocks the Stealth Galactic Death Ray with the shield he took from Captain America when he killed him. Lord Mathias then proceeds to hurl it like a discus at allynfolksjr, decapitating him. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 15 Jun 2006
15:03 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | @LiK- bold= <b> then </b> when you want it to stop the bold... example:
<b> i </b> want to stay <b> here </b>
"i" and "here" being bold
get it?
@zedd- wow i even beat L !!! ^^
i play the clarinet... and now the trumpet
tho the trumpet not that well...
but i march frekin good
and im like an 8 from a 1-10 scale on the clarinet
only cus i cant play the uber high notes
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 16-Jun-06 00:04]
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 16 Jun 2006
12:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg pulls a Spengo and declares Bananarchy.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 16 Jun 2006
15:24 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | mmm.... delicious Bananarchy. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 16 Jun 2006
16:22 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydra declars that bananas are yellow and thus it is a yellowarchy as well
which thus this whole site is now yellow
not yellow-yellow
but big, bright yellow that blinds all but hydra in his stunner shades
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 17-Jun-06 01:23]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 16 Jun 2006
18:09 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | If you want me to stop pulling stupid stunts like that Jc (and L), then you have to be the example.....
cause Jc.... you could be next....
EDIT::::
wait.....what does ----@zedd- wow i even beat L !!! ^^---- mean???
[Edited by zedd on 17-Jun-06 04:25]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
05:28 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | All's fair in war, Zedd. Well, for mods only, actually. ;)
Jc isn't too inventive right now, so he just makes all of his enemies' heads pop simultaneously. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
07:20 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | well that's it.....
you're going down....
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JcCarp
Probe
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
07:32 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | what?????
mmmmmm
ice cream!!!!!!!
........................
[Edited by JcCarp on 17-Jun-06 16:38] |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
16:29 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | on a side note (since Jc's sidetracking lol) i got new sunglasses! yay!
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
18:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Zedd, quit creating usernames. That fills the database with even more unecessary names.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
18:38 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Did you read the profile????
cause... that is the reason.....
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
18:43 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | *sniff*
nobody cares of the hotness that is me...
sigh
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
22:38 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Bleh, worse than my picture! At least my shades are brown tinted and you can't see the camera in them :) . |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 17 Jun 2006
23:42 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | bleh yourself seeing the camera is the best part
=P
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 18 Jun 2006
08:32 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Zedd, how did you find my merman version of myself, and could you please not exploit him? Kthnxbye.
Edit by L: :D
[Edited by Lunchbox on 19-Jun-06 06:33] |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 18 Jun 2006
15:08 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | merman?
lets drain the sea...
all of them...
and then store all the water in a giant pool
with lotsa filters
and no chlorine
lotsa lotsa filters
maybe we can save this world from that disguisting race
lmao
this is late, but the "@zedd- wow i even beat L" was refering to the sexy-o-meter
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 19-Jun-06 00:10]
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 18 Jun 2006
16:07 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | the Sexy o meter is really a dorkometer....
Jc... changed the label so he can feel good about something.....
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 18 Jun 2006
17:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc attacks with...
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