| Author | Comment |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
05:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm
That's the best version of "To Kill A Mockingbird" EVER.
Jc sets every noob's head on fire, sits back, and watches. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
07:56 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | since hydra's not a noob no mores, he survives and roasts marshmallows frfrom the noob fire
and Alex (still)
smacks LiK silly for forgetting what he said
"I am alex at the ending when he was cured, but for those who read the book, its before he wants to be normal"
not exact words, but im too lazy to copy paste
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 22-Jul-06 17:14]
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
09:05 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | * XX kills everyone. Then he eats the remains, then burns himself, and then has the moon crash into earth on the ashes
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
10:15 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | JcCorp, that waas the best thing I have ever seen ever.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
12:21 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Slow loading time, but definitely worth it.
btw, im prolly a fat lazy pirate (As im relatively sure theres no cuhs thing as a fat lazy ninja). |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
15:52 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Hydra, you ARE a noob. Live with it. And 3FG... I know. :D
Jc performs a slow fireball and combos it with a kick to the head. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
15:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias is not just any ninja, he's a super Jedi ninja... i.e., he's untouchable.
Lord Mathias concurs that Hydra is a n00b and proceeds to poke him in his eyeballs. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
16:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I'm trying to think but nothing happens.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jul 2006
21:27 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | @ryantmer
if you were familiar with german, esp w/their typing, AND if you knew how to spell schwüler, you would have realized that there was an ümlot above the 'u'. and, considering i am using an english keyboard, i am not able to use that when ever i want. when this happens, it is proper to use an 'e' after an ümloted word, in replace of the ümlot. that is y it is spelled schwueler, with out the ümlot. yes, schwuler is a real word also. so there is where the confusion is. if you use good translators, they will understand the 'e'-ümolt switch. but google's translator sucks, so it will not have the 'e' concept established. so i understand your misunderstanding. But i hope next time you will use the best translator in the world: the human mind. German is one of the easiest lagnuages to learn. 20% of the german language is close to , similar, or exactly the same to english. its fun. try it.
oh yeah... the war.. um.. LiK does something amazing... blahblahblah.. some other stuff, and yeah, he wins.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 23 Jul 2006
11:24 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | I would, but I'm terribly lazy. And I have noticed said similarities, but it's the other 80% that turns me off learning it.
And thanks for the clarification. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Jul 2006
13:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | After a short head-digging, haveacalc finds that 3fg is missing a brain. He replaces it with a fresh one, but takes out the corpus callosum and frontal lobe.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 24 Jul 2006
06:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias counter's LiK's amazing act with a stupid, yet teribbly brilliant one, thus thereby negating LiK's claim of victory. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 24 Jul 2006
08:58 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | for making LiK chuckle a little while reading darksideprogramming's post, he congradulates him, but, his team of trained snipers takes him out while he is occupide.
LiK then pulls out a full can-of-whoop-arsch, not those crumpy travle size cans that nvr stay fresh, but does not open it. He then proceeds to beat the livin _ _ _ _ out of darksideprogramming's corpse, with the can-of-whoop-arsch. so came the term "i dont even have to OPEN the darn can."
but he opens it anyways and hell its self is brought to you all in one *pop schzzzzzzz*.
LiK then sits in the corner, listening to Fear Factory's best, watching the carnage.
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 24-Jul-06 17:59]
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 24 Jul 2006
10:58 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I agree with DSP
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 24 Jul 2006
17:55 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Hmmm... perhaps you missed "Lord Mathias is not just any ninja, he's a super Jedi ninja... i.e., he's untouchable." So therefore, your so-called trained snipers missed.
Lord Mathias counters LiK's can of whoopies with a whole case. Lord Mathias beats the everloving mike out of LiK with the unopened case, then proceeds to sic Duke Nukem on LiK. LiK is blasted with an RPG, then obliterated with the chaingun.
Come get some. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
14:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc gets some 1700 on this game.
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
14:39 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | * XX shoots your game.
* XX is a god bolt
* XX knows all
* XX agrees with nobody
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
14:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc throws axes at CDI for using his bullets for nothing more than listing.
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Andy
Administrator
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
15:36 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | ninja
TAIJU KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!
*kage bunshins run around performing Konohagakure Hiden: Taijutsu no Ōgi: Sennen Goroshi on everyone, the proper, A-rank way*
*wins* |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
19:06 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK unleshes the ultimate DOOM weapon: he doesnt even have to aim. the shots obey LiK commands out of fear, and smack DSP in the chest at a impulse far greater than that of which he can absorb. Never bring a ninja to a DOOM fight.
LiK then pulls out an old PS2 game and flings the disc at DSP to spite him with an RPG of a different kind, of unmachable design.
the top of DSP's head slides off in such a way that it seems... there is no spoon...
LiK walks away from the battle for it seems he is the only one who actually spends time and doesnt use cheap one-liners to win...and hypocritically wins accidently... relizing so... and feeling the warmth of a victory, returns to the battle. Later he realizes that warm feeling was DSP spraying a blood-brainmatter mix all over the place... just like the ninjas do in the ninja game for PS2. wow thats alot of blood.
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
19:27 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | WHY IS THE RUM GONE!!!
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
19:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Maybe if you weren't the one to drink it all, you might remember.
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
19:36 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | o thats why the rum is gone
Well I know promote myself as caption and order you havecalc to GO GET MORE RUM!!!!
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
20:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Ignoring the fact that Haveacalc takes orders from no one, Zachary still be a n00b. Not wanting to waste the point of his spear on Zachary, Haveacalc beats him about the hyoid with the blunt part of it. Out of duty, Haveacalc tears out all of Zachary's costals and goes at his heart until his right atrium is exposed: In goes the sulfuric acid. Not wanting to leave him there to bleed to death, Haveacalc rips out Zachary's carpals and tarsals, using them to clog his aorta. Every one of Zachary's muscles are removed and put underneath a steam roller, which crushes each one down to the sarcomeres.
All this happens before Zachary have a chance to counter or dodge anything, so Haveacalc leaves it there.
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
20:26 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | * XX looks around for CDI! Where is this CDI?
MWAHAHAHAHAHA and throws trees at people
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
20:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | The trees are the worst. Haveacalc climbs one and finds a squirrel.
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ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 25 Jul 2006
21:55 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer eats haveacalc's squirrel.
ryantmer leaves for a month for canoe trip. See everybody on August 20th! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 26 Jul 2006
06:22 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | LiK, you obviously have a sub-par reading level... I am untouchable.
Lord Mathias dodges the BFG9000 round without moving and catches the PS2 disc with his teeth. He then proceeds to chew it up into tiny bits, then spit them out at blazing speed towards LiK. LiK now has many bits of shiny plastic stuck in his skin.
Lord Mathias then sics his pet koala on Andy, and the koala beats him senseless for speaking gibberish. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 26 Jul 2006
11:54 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | * XX whips out his BFG10k from Quake and fires upon everyone alongside with DSP
(THIS IS THE ONLY ACTIVE TOPIC FOR THE PAST 24 HOURS!)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 26 Jul 2006
14:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias grabs the rail gun and begings headshotting everybody.
Impressive... Excellent. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 26 Jul 2006
18:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc dodges all the bullets, but is hit by the rail gun when it gets thrown at him.
"Is that a lightning bolt with furrowed brows?"
If Gatorade had a face...
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 27 Jul 2006
11:44 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | You my friend, do not read VGCats I see ^^
My avatar is god from the VGCats strip #15 about the game Black and White
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 28 Jul 2006
19:27 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | DSP obviously doesnt read either, for LiK attacks with a loop whole: you are untouchable
but i never touched you.
*as DSP reads the last sentence, he realizes his miscalculation, mishap, and ironic misfortune, and is hit in the head with prime alliteration.
LiK wins instantly for actually remembering a word from english class, that he didnt previously know.*
/////////////////////////////////////////////
//*****************************************//
//*****************************************//
//*** bu-bu-bu-BONUS!!!!!!! ***//
//*****************************************//
//*****************************************//
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LiK gets bonus points for restarting the thread after it being 24 hours old.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 28 Jul 2006
22:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | And Lord Mathias confiscates those so-called bonus points due to the fact that this is his forum. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
12:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | And havecalc un-allies with the tenacious foolishness that is Liebe ist Krieg.
He also shoots a gun in all directions.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
14:03 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK unleashes the hounds-of-h31l upon DSP for playing the "its my forum" card.
He also takes the radioactive spear and shishkabobs Haveacalc.
Have you forgotten my powers so soon... speaking of radioactive spear... wheres hydra... i feel like kicking some major butt.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
14:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc pole-vaults to safety before LiK could ever take it from him. Now within the safety of some cave, Haveacalc radioactivates an ocean, which falls on top of LiK.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
16:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L is a ninja, a pirate, and a lumberjack. He wins just by being so manly. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
17:01 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias counters the hounds by once again playing the "it's my forum" card. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
17:50 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | @L: You don't wanna be a lumberjack: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flow'rs... he puts on women's clothing, and hangs a-round at bars...?
L's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!
>.< you asked for it, teammate... |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
18:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | OMFG ROFL! |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 29 Jul 2006
19:11 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Any reference to Monty Python is a good reference!
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 30 Jul 2006
11:10 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Ah yes, of course. I was completely forgetting the british interpretation of lumberjacks when I thought of that. I am no longer a lumberjack, but I will still cut down forests...WITH A HERRING! |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 30 Jul 2006
19:09 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | as it is not Hydra's fault he was not on (OCD mother-seriously)
anything that was pit against him is now ultimately dead.
Hydra now bangs to Tool-"Aenema"
and the waves of their bass (thanks to Hydra's ultima bass technique)
sends shockwaves towards all but his one ally (whos not present at the time anyways)
and chops off their head in a split second
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 30 Jul 2006
19:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Nee!
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 Jul 2006
05:57 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Haveacalc: It's "ni" on the DVD.
The shockwaves absorb into Jc, and give him strength, instead. Meanwhile, Hydralisk is transformed into a weak Sephiroth clone, and is mauled by obnoxious fangirls until his head is knocked off of his body. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 31 Jul 2006
12:59 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hay hay hay
i never said i was a sipheroth clone
i just picked this pic as a backup due to the fact that my old sipheroth pic was lost in cyberspace
thus making it disappear
;_;
so im not dead
tis but a flesh wound
;)
and now since the waves of bass were absorbed into Jc, hydra turns off the bass and uses pure treble to zap all of the bass power outta him
the bass power thus grab some of Jc's life force and sucks it right outta him
Jc loses 45 years of life and now is 45 years older
hehehhe
edit(was 15 years but that would make you a more powerful adult... wouldnt want that)
[Edited by Hydralisk5201 on 31-Jul-06 22:00]
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 31 Jul 2006
15:24 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Ahh, Tool. now thats good music. i like that CD, but i prefer Lateralus. now, thats a kickarsch CD.
i think the best Monty Python referance is in Warcraft3, when you click on the human peon like, 6 times, and he starts talking quotes from the movie. now thats funny.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 31 Jul 2006
16:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | What's a sipheroth?
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 Jul 2006
17:17 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | @Hydralisk: I'm freakin' immortal. Nice try, though. And interesting princess bride reference...
Jc absorbs the treble as well, making him the god of music. He then forces hydralisk to listen to parallel fifths for a half-hour. When he is done, Hydralisk has gone so insane from the hollow sounds that he explodes into poop. |
