| Author | Comment |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 26 Dec 2006
20:52 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | 3fg: Then there's a lot of idiots :P
Zachary940: As the song of old goes, "Can't touch this."
Lord Mathias uses his new lightsaber (Christmas present, btw) to cleave haveacalc in two. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 27 Dec 2006
11:54 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc uses his new Family Guy DVDs and firmly sits down and watches two hours of stupid fart jokes and even stupider pop culture references. Weee!
Oh, and you all get the HIV virus from 3FG's ATM machine. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 27 Dec 2006
16:10 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | /festive holiday cheer!
/nuke
/no more festive holiday cheer, but lots of blood |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 10 Jan 2007
02:32 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | what did the five fingers say to face....
*SLAP*
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TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
Posted: 10 Jan 2007
07:36 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | TheOnlyJon takes out a defibrillator and tries to revive the war.
CLEAR! *BZZZT*
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 10 Jan 2007
08:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | LiK, I take offense at that for obvious reasons. Plus the lack of a question mark.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 10 Jan 2007
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | With the help of his newly-drawn avatar, haveacalc shoots an arrow or two at DSP's real hand. He then ducks for cover inside of the archivamanarchery.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 10 Jan 2007
15:38 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | what anice way to spend post holidy season with the sneaking behind of enemies and using a knife to cut off their scalp while theyre still alive and use a cheesse grater to get past the scull, scoop up a chunk of their brain and have a nice feast
=D
o wait... I DID THAT NOT YOU
bwahahahha
btw it was too haveacalc
who stupidly thinks his arrows can kill anything
pixilated moron
=D
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 10 Jan 2007
18:47 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940: laughs at haveacalc and his arrows. He then pulls out a 12 gage and wow haveacalc dead
[Edited by Zachary940 on 11-Jan-07 03:48]
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 11 Jan 2007
10:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | Wow, your grammar sucks. Plus "gage" isn't a word.
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 11 Jan 2007
12:28 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | oh, mighty Man of three fingers... please tell me this obvious mistake which has brought offense unto thee, for which i shall never make again.
edit: or would "what would the three fingers say to the face...? *SLAP*" sufice?
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 11-Jan-07 21:30]
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 11 Jan 2007
13:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias dodges the arrows á la Matrix and proceeds to throw balls of fire at haveacalc á la Doom. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 11 Jan 2007
16:06 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydra slaps haveacalc a la big giant hand of destruction
and then uses one of those supersonic government speakers to pinpoint his head, turns up the bas and then plays schism by Tool 10X spead
the bass vibrations and the speed confuse and make his head explode in one furious moment of mass destruction
his head explodes so fast that it is now a small black hole that i will cover up with my finger to save the world =D
only it sucks it up and then i absorb the balck hole (yes hydra still does that) and now i am anti matter Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahhahahhah!!!!!!!!!
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 11 Jan 2007
18:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Cheesemounds! Why does everyone hate me so? :img20: Haveacalc dodges the past and runs for cover until he can be more creative.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 11 Jan 2007
19:32 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydralisk the anti matter man sucks up haveacalcs archiavetry (haha i rememeber that topic =D)
and then uses it to know exactly what is on haveacalcs calcu...
ZOMG
HAVEACALC
WAt KINDA STUF YOU PUTTIN ON YOR CALC....
Hydra thusly spits out haveacalcs... programs... back at him thus killing his ethical reasoning and haveacalc thusly does not have a filter of thoughts or saying or anything
so everyone now thinks he has turrets
and anti matter man now sucks up lord mathias for his force prowess and thusly is now Lord Hydralisk the anti matter Sith lord
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 12 Jan 2007
01:26 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | And so, you come into contact with matter and die in a big explosion (or so says Langdon).
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 12 Jan 2007
09:45 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK casts a bubble around haveacalc... he therefore is invincible for about 45 secs... the rest is up to you bud, good luck.
[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 12-Jan-07 18:45]
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Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jan 2007
23:31 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | LiK attack with a *BUMP*
and a double post!! eeek!
LiK then proceeds to wish tha arrival of Starcraft2
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 23 Jan 2007
15:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L returns and slaughters all of his suppliants to summon a demon-god who helps L re-take over the war. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 24 Jan 2007
04:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | And by "summon a demon-god", he meant summon me. >:) |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 Jan 2007
05:24 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | In order to feed DSP's immortal thirst for fresh blood, Jc reopens Zombie Burger! |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 24 Jan 2007
08:18 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | ...but is shut down for health inspection and code violation. The place is torne down and remodeled into a fashion depo. and scores of millions of girls flock to it everyday, until the graveyard it is burried on surfaces due to lack of good plumbing, and the women are eaten alive, which, inevitably, and ironically, turns it back into a zombie burger hut once again.
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Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 24 Jan 2007
20:35 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydra returns from a strange lab with strange psychic powers
i best use it before it uses my body
(hehe AKIRA =D)
i explode everyone with my mind
which is absolutely the best part of Tetsuo's mind rampage ZOMG.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 Jan 2007
21:39 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | While the women are still alive, Jc enjoys their company.
Jc is dark-type, and is not affected by your psychic attacks. Now, I choose you, Pikachu! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 Feb 2007
09:03 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias flings Iraqi sand in everyone's face. |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 4 Feb 2007
10:41 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | *loses* |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 27 Feb 2007
05:58 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | *notices nobody's been posting in WAR for a while*
Hi guys!
*nukes everybody*
*since everyone else is inactive, wins by default*
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 27 Feb 2007
15:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | The n00brosity of it all! Haveacalc gashes out banjo's face.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 5 Mar 2007
13:42 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Hey, I still won by default. Just because zombies gash out my face doesn't make me any less of a winner...
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Mar 2007
15:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | You can't win as long as I'm still alive, and I can't die.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 6 Mar 2007
16:51 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Dammit! You were supposed to say "...Or a n00b." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pricks 3fg's 3 fingers with a spindle needle*
*3fg falls into the sleep of doom and despair*
/me wins
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 6 Mar 2007
17:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc, after refuting the reality of banjo's doings, throws him into the Pit of Despair.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 8 Mar 2007
09:14 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E is unaffected by the Pit of Despair, as he takes Zoloft
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 8 Mar 2007
12:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Years and years are still sucked away from your life expectancy, even if you're happy about it...
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 8 Mar 2007
13:25 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | No, that's only if I'm despairing, which I'm not. You're thinking of the Pit of Doom.
Oh, and Policy 9342 clearly states that I must shoot you for asking such a stupid question.
*bang*
HEADSHOT!
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 8 Mar 2007
15:15 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | No one asked any question, though I'm forced to wonder if you've ever seen The Princess Bride, since you missed my allusion to it.
Haveacalc stares curiously at banjo's carcass, pondering his ability to speak after shooting himself in the head.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 9 Mar 2007
05:55 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Luckily for me, the Zombie Burger is still open, so I can eat something. <zombie>BRAAAAAINNNSSS!!!</zombie>
Oh, by the way, did you notice that, since you and I are the only ones posting, haveacalc, that, since you post odds and I evens, that I will make the next War thread?
banjo2E removes his pineal gland and stores it for safekeeping; it will land big moolah at the market
Oh, and by the way: the ram moved about a half inch forward. You've just impaled yourself.
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haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 9 Mar 2007
10:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | Haveacalc adjusts accordingly.
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 10 Mar 2007
11:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I've thrown off the count.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 10 Mar 2007
13:51 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Oh, and haveacalc? How can you possibly adjust your trajectory after impaling yourself? And don't say anything about wormholes or such. I see nothing of the sort in the picture.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 8 Apr 2007
10:56 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Yes...it's been a month...I think I win.
Feel free to prove me wrong.
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 8 Apr 2007
16:49 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 slams banjo into the ground pulls out his pink mustache, and then smashes his glasses.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 9 Apr 2007
05:57 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E counters with a big pink laser in the face, combined with the morale-sapping cry of "KAWAIIIIII!"
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 1 May 2007
12:46 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E steals someone else's post!!!!!!!!!
banjo2E attack with a *BUMP*
and a double post!! eeek!
banjo2E then proceeds to wish tha arrival of Starcraft2
</ninja>
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 3 Jun 2007
13:53 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | I declare myself the ruler of all War and hope sombody will try and stop me so I have someone to talk to!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
</me being somewhat normal>
NOW try and stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 3 Jun 2007
14:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | I'll stop you when this topic gets 5 more posts.
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mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 3 Jun 2007
14:10 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | Ok.....
Oh darn, that 1!
*gulp*, only 4 more!!!!!
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 3 Jun 2007
19:20 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | You are all fools. I will be the last one to post here.
banjo2E switches the corner red and blue stickers on the Rubik's cube, thereby making it impossible to solve
Actually, since there are only two more posts before the last one, nobody is going to be posting because they want to win...dammit!
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 3 Jun 2007
19:52 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Or will I?
Z940 takes the rubics cube and solves it by pulling all the stickers off and putiing them in the right place.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 3 Jun 2007
20:52 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Alright go. Who's going to get it?
I always like a race. |
