| Author | Comment |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
06:05 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Well, hello all. It's been a while since I have been able to be here, but now I'm back.
Today let's talk about promotions.
I recently got promoted from PFC to Lance Corporal. Yay!
Have you been promoted recently? |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
06:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Congratulations! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
06:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Thanks |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
06:47 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Heh, I would be happy if I could even get a job! It's impossible for me to get one anyways, because I'm only *cough* 12 *cough* |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
13:05 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I was promoted to CEO... Oh wait... never mind :)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
13:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Oh, yeah? I've always been the Supreme Ruler. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
13:59 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ...Of what...
*XX proceeds to make a "whopdy doo!" gesture*
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
14:15 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Read my fricking profile. I am the Supreme Ruler of Dark Side Programming, as well as one of the Founders.
What now? |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
14:21 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | how many people signed up to join DSP? Hmm...
this is my roster...
CDI Games - Fred Sparks (ME!!!)
rEd LiNe GAMES - Max Follier (Friend at school)
CDI Programming - Andrew (Prefers no last name)
CDI Programming - X-Line (Won't tell me his name)
CDI Management - Jeff Stevens (He wrote the pi program)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
14:26 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Oh! So YOU are Fred Sparks. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
14:32 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | :) ahh... The secret is out! yes I am Fred Sparks...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
14:49 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Cool name
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
15:01 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | yes... I know... But still...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
15:31 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Heh, I knew that. It is a cool name. My last name's... well, it's in French, and it's a contraction. It also begins with C. If you PM me, MAYBE I'll tell you it, but you'd have to keep it a secret.
I've been inducted into the National Honors society, but that isn't a promotion.
I've also been the sole member of JcCorp forever. In fact, I've never planned on having any members. That gives me every title available in the company... er, the cool ones. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *NEW ADDITION!!!*
K is now part of CDI Programming (I guess under Korkow)
He is Top programmer in the 86 dept. and anything else he disires!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
18:00 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | List of positions I have personally filled at GSE inc:
Founder
CEO
President
Director
Administration
Programming
Quality Control
Head of research
Absolute monarch
Company deity
Lazy good-for-nothing |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Mar 2005
19:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Well, XX, I currently have three members
And lunchbox, I also have all those positions, as well as psycho, security, and military ops. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
14:49 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | no secret service???? X is that position here :)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
14:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | security= secret service.
And I also hold the positions of The Eternally Single One, Sarcastic Master, Pottymouth, etc, etc. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
15:16 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ... I hold the position of "Complete and Utter Annoyer" :P
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
15:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Ha! My complete and utter annoyer is better than yours!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are!
I'm better than you are! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
15:25 GMT
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Your feeble attempt to annoy me does not work.
*waves hand* You will go away. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:22 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *waves katana (yes I acually have one!)* you will not make me go away
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Mind trick beats katana.
You lose. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:25 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | katana dislocated head...
even though... I also have a REALLY BIG pebble...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Mind trick beats really big pebble.
You still lose
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:30 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ... hold on ...
*XX gets lawrence the tree... and Dennis...*
"so guys what's up"
they talk for 99 years about nothing...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Mind trick pushes tree over.
You lose again. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:38 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | what about Dennis?
(Lawrence is old... why would you do that?)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Fine.
Mind trick saves Lawrence and kills Dennis.
You lose yet again. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:41 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | "WHY!!!!"
*XX had to make out 1.4 trillion funeral cards...*
*XX gets the 1.4 trillion people*
"they liked Dennis..."
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:43 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I use my mastery of anti-logic and h00r1b3l Zpel1ing to confuse you both to death! No mind can stand the utter insensibleness that is anti-logic |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:45 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Y)@ H)@!*&# %P#&&!NG !%N'T @#A&&Y ^))D AT A&&...
now... about those 1.4 trillion people...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Mind trick kills 1.4 trillion people. Mind trick negates all effects of anti-logic.
Now, what about 1.4 trillion people? |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Mar 2005
16:50 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | well... the Earth stinks now... (really smelly) can you fix that?
but it is a whole lot roomier!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Mar 2005
12:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | What??? lol. DSP, this is in your forum, you should just moderate their posts to be annoying. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Mar 2005
18:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | I know, but this is fun! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
07:50 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Fool! Your mind tricks don't affect me. I have no mind to be tricked!
*Mutters words of arcane magic, 1.4 trillion mindless zombie soldiers rise from the ground and limp towwards DSP and XX*
Hah, beat that. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
07:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Amatuer...
Creates rain of fire, instantly frying all zombies and Lunchbox. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
08:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Mmm, fried zombies.
*Sets up fast food joint Zombie Burger, the "Whatchamacarcass" sandwich sells billions.*
Now who's the REAL winner? :) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
09:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Me:
Sends mail bombs to all Zombie Burger stores. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
09:50 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *XX a postal worker, intercept the bombs, sends them to the CIA and gets a medal... The medal is also a bomb...*
"RUN!!!"
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
10:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias, trained how to use a rifle, picks off XX from 500 yards as he is driving to work. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
10:53 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *XX, anticipating an attack like this, decides to drive a tank to work that day... DSP is currently in the ugly side of an even uglier situation...*
"so... your move"
(This is a good imagination strecher... it's fun!)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
11:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias, also trained how to use shoulder-fire missiles. He decides to load a shape charge that bores right through the armor, incinerating the sole occupant.
Your go. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
11:16 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc sits back and watches, while biting into a delicious "Whatchamacarcass" sandwich. He is filming this in order to make a great commercial. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
11:27 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *XX is smarter than he looks...*
1.*He had a verrrry stupid monkey in the tank...*
2.*Jc, and a random 89 year old play sad music...*
3.*XX steals the sandwich and throws it at DSP*
Pick one and go with it!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
11:49 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Lunchbox steals Jc's camera and sells tape to Fox as reality show, earns trillions, and moves to a far corner of the andromeda galaxy to develop weapons of armageddon in peace. A future version (~50 years) travels from the past laden with the ultimate bomb, big eenough to disintegrate the entire milky way, yet only the size of an aspirin tablet. Feeds it to XX's monkey and proceeds to hide in remote region of thee universe. Bomb goes off and annihilates all matter for light years around, yet leaving Lunchbox untouched. L does the grasshopper dance and sits programming his calcs and website for the rest of eternity as he pities the poor souls of those that died in the blast and looks down on them in the underworld.
After that, L sets out to conquer the indigenous aliens and does so to all with great ease ( Them -> :worship_a: ). Finally, L reprograms the entire structure of the universe such that he is himself the heart, body, and soul of thee universe.
The End. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
11:59 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *XX being psychic already knows this... and masters the dark art of producing microsopic dark holes... (FF ~50 years) the monkey has one of these black holes in him... When L goes to leave he is trapped in a VR chamber, the chamber is filled with sleepy gas, L sleeps for the next 100 years. He waked up to discover that DSP, XX, and Jc have stolen his research and made even more money by using the black holes and the bombs as weight loss pills... the battle continues...
:lol_a:
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
