| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
12:38 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | The war wages on, except kinda not cause Lunchbox has won and implemented that he is god in the fundamental rules of the existence of the universe. Feel free to bickeer about who gets the lesser domains, however. I'm feeling generous today. *Laughs maniacally* :lol_a: |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
12:43 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX realizes that he can't die... He was already dead (See bumper stickers on car... [Insanity is a professinal soprt] and [I'm not here...]) He then decides to take over the afterlife... He, DSP, and Jc plan to take over L and his lonleyness...
XX also takes a stab at L in a more personal way... Your RPG has ALOT of mem leaks... :P
[Edited by Xero Xcape on 19-Mar-05 21:45]
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
15:13 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I know, I fixed that in the final version. I'm just waiting for a creative spur in order to touch up the maps a little.
*Takes a personal stab back @ XX* You spelled loneliness wrong.
EDIT: I told you, you can be like a Viceroy for like a single galaxy arm if you want, just tell me.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 20-Mar-05 00:14] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
16:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc secretly wants to "give utterance to whoops of rage and knock heads together" (Teddy Roosevelt, according to my history book)instead of plotting. and does so. The other two look at him strangely, then shake their heads in disgust.
[Edited by JcCorp on 20-Mar-05 01:37] |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
18:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP, being Master of the Universe, laughs at the futility of L, Jc, and XX in their attempts to off him. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Mar 2005
21:59 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L laughs even harder @ DSP's silly notion of being the supreme ruler of the universe and pinches him to force his thought back to reality. After, implements rule in the master set of the Rules of the Universe that anyone waving their hand and talking nonsense is a free target for public beatings. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
00:00 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Feel that? Yeah, that choking grip on your neck.
Bye-bye.
DSP, still the ruler of the universe, implements rule that forbids attempted rule settings by posers. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
04:10 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Ack! Ack! Get Lunchbox, not Jc!!! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
08:16 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Lunchbox brushes away the annoying housefly that is DSP and continues doing what DSP wishes he could do, rule the universe, in peace. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
12:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Ha. Resistance is futile.
DSP vaporizes L in a rush of fire, then collects his ashes, pisses on them, then transports them to outer space and detonates them on Mars with a nuclear bomb. He decides to spare Jc, because he is not as much of a loser as L. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
13:17 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc takes advantage of DSP's kindness and steals his power to make people do things by waving his hand.
*waves hand* Jc becomes immortal. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
13:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP, possessing the power to eliminate immortals, annihilates Jc. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:33 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Me, being an uber-1337 awp whore, snipes everyone from halfway across the map... And no I don't use a headshot hack! :img07: |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Hmmm... I see we have a new participant in our war.
DSP, being the person he is, welcomes Andy by throwing a M67 frag grenade at him.
*BOOM* |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:37 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Me, being the person I am, lobs a flashbang in your general direction. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
erm, that doesn't sound right... meh
[Edited by Andy on 20-Mar-05 23:38] |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:40 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP also threw a smoke grenade, so as to cloak his movement. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:48 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy goes in to spec mode on DSP to watch for h4x, and does not notice any illicit behavior, then goes and joins the Terrorist force this time. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:48 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc shakes off his anniliation quickly and spreads gasoline throughout the area. He lights a match and watches it burn. He finds the roasted bodies of DSP and Andy. Lunchbox was found as a melted piece of plastic, and XX is nowhere to be found-probably got scared and ran away. Jc flies away, unharmed. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
14:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Bad idea, andy...
DSP, being in the USMC, hunts terrorists. Finds andy's cell and places laser targeting device. Building destroyed. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L, being omniscient, was cleverly disguising himself as both a show of his infinite power and just to mess w/ DSP. Transforms back to human form, pulls out a TMP, and utterly pwns both Andy and DSP. Offers alliance to Jc because his tank game rox :) . |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
15:35 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | TMP OF DEATH!!!!! PH34R IT!!! :img12:
Andy proceedes to knife an AFK down to 1 health then kills them by hitting them with a flashbang.
I've always wondered what kill icon that would show... The flying toilet from hl2dm maybe? :lol_a: |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
17:11 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I've done it before with a smoke grenade, it just shows a general death icon, I think a skull and crossbones. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
17:38 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc accepts the alliance, but chops off Lunchbox's head with an axe anyways simply because he knows it will grow back. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
17:52 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | They need to make icons of an fb and a smoke for that... That'd be awesome. :img12: I bet there's only a few of those kills worldwide every day considering how hard it is to do.
Anyway, Andy knifes Jc in the back of the head for the aforementioned reason. Also, Andy glock headshots DSP from 50 meters away. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
18:08 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP, sensing Andy's actions due to his Jedi intuition, runs up a tree and snipes andy with a M16 from 500m. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
18:14 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy, being an admin, closes this topic.
Just kidding, just kidding. :img10:
Andy declares that DSP has an aimbot then runs for his life. :img12: |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
18:26 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP denies this fallacy, then snipes andy from 800m. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
20:29 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy uses a speed hack to zip up on DSP, and is about to knife him in the back when the server admin bans his Steam ID.
Guess I'm out of this war. :img01: |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
20:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Yes you are, cause I just blew you out of it with a...
herring! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
21:04 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L's head does in fact grow back, as Jc predicted, and he uses his atomic smilie gun to shoot down DSP with millions of talking smilies. Proceeds to hack the server, flame the admin, and allow Andy back into the game (for later ownage, of course :) ). |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
21:07 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP is resistant to talking smilies. Once futile attack has ended, breaks L's neck, and kicks Andy out of the game again. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
21:55 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L uses omniscience to predict DSP's Jedi-style neckbreaker and counters it with his own ninja move (requires speed, dexterity, and, of course, 1337 h4x), resulting in DSP laying face first on the floor, grunting in agony. L then shoots DSP w/a radiation cannon, melting the skin off his body and then accelerates DSP's timeframe so that he rots to dust and his soul is imprisoned in an unbreakable, unescapable, sparkly ( :) ) diamond jar. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
22:02 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP counters with force lightning comboed with fart of doom. L explodes in a stinky fireball. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 20 Mar 2005
22:35 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy set up us the bomb!
<robot_voice>30 seconds until explosion.</robot_voice> |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
08:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP defused it, then resets the timer next to andy while he sleeps |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
09:24 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | >> Posted: 21-Mar-05 07:35
>> Posted: 21-Mar-05 17:39
Seems a lot longer than 30 seconds to me. :img10: |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
13:14 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX seeing all the mayhem he created, puts down the puppet strings... He got bored and choped his hands off and threw ( :) ) them at the puppets...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
13:29 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc, the coolest puppet of them all, goes Super Psycho Crazy on XX. He does other stuff to all the other guys. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
13:30 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ...Jc being 2mm tall and XX being a full 5 foot 9 inches, Jc does no harm... to XX :) DSP, Andy, and L are mortally injured for life...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
13:41 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | >> "mortally injured for life"
Umm, mortally injured means we're dead... So "for life" just doesn't mean anything there; in fact, it makes the sentence, umm, wrong. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, DSP is immortal. He smites the others with his fury. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:23 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Andy see? DSP is immortal...
XX cannot be smote now that he has formed a secret allince with DSP until further notice... Deep Thought
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP warily accepts this alliance, but makes mental note to watch XX closely.
Meanwhile, DSP resurrects the others from the dead using his elder magic so he can kill them again. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:26 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX seing the dead bodies of trillions... Kills 1.98 Million of them to keep ZombieBurger open!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | No, partner, the others were jc, l and andy
Re-slaugthers 1.98 trillion people, but uses their carcasses to keep ZombieBurger open. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:29 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | 1.98 trillion + 1.98 million !=! 1.4 trillion...
DSP has bad math... XX sees an oppurtinity
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Actually, this is an error in the favor of both XX and DSP. More ZombieBurgers=more money. More money=more weapons. More weapons=more slaughtering of Jc, Andy, and L. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:32 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ... As well as more money=more funding for destructive purposes... (ex. an automatic zombie rasing... uhh... ray?)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | exactly.
Just then...
DSP kills L wiiiiithh...
a herring!
(DSP thinks he used a herring already, but doesn't care) |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
14:36 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX yells at DSP...
"I used that herring to cut down the biggest tree I could find... The herring is MINE!... but you can BORROW it..."
and XX farts in Andy's general direction...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
