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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 29 Mar 2005
15:59 GMT
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Continue the war here.

Jc bets $100 that DSP will win.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
17:27 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L raises to $500 cuase he's got pockeet aces...Oops! wrong game! I bet $500 that I'll win. Not like $500 matters when I can just make money nonexistent or give myself all of it.
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 29 Mar 2005
17:31 GMT
Total Posts: 939
Andy's got the other pocket rockets, and raises to $10,000.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
17:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Seeing as this is no-limit hold em, L bets the universe and all its inhabitants and other things.
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
19:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
DSP takes all bets, then smacks a red orb with a cricket mallet, thereby destroying the universe and all it's inhabitants, except for those who have escaped to DSP' private planet. Jc and lotsa women are among those saved :img13:

Hmm, $15,000 dollars and a now non-existent universe... what to do with them?
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 29 Mar 2005
19:48 GMT
Total Posts: 465
Can I come? :eek_a:
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
19:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Only if you beg for your life.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
20:01 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3fg accepts zedd's alliance, feeling that his cloning ability may help him regrow his missing fingers. more developments later...

before DSP could hit the ball with the bat, 3fg replaced the supernova bomb with a huge paintball filled with hydrochloric acid. it melts DSP's face even MORE and he is forced to get a more powerfull respirator and watever else darth vader uses. he then holds hands with a dachsund and skips to zedds super-secret-fully-indestructible-uninvadable stronghold/starbucks. he enjoys a mocha frapaccino, frozen a bit more than normal, and contemplates how it is even POSSIBLE that some one as cool as him exists.

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darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
20:06 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Unfortunately, DSP's skin has been coated with a chemical that no other chemical can destroy.

3fg keels over dead from the cyanide placed in his coffee by DSP, who works, in a disguise, as the driver that delivers the coffee to 3fg's Starbucks.

DSP then aims his wrath at zedd, for offering an alliance behind his back, when zedd knows, and has stated, that DSP is unable to be defeated. DSP shoves an M80 down his throat, superglues his mouth shut, and duct tapes his arms and legs, then tapes zedd around a light pole. DSP lights the fuse and runs for the hills.

*BOOM*

It's raining zedd...

EDIT: Wow, ya know what I just noticed? This forum is the most posted user forum except for the SC89 one, and it's got topics from 2001 in it.

[Edited by darksideprogramming on 30-Mar-05 06:22]
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
20:42 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L escapes the universe narrowly and invites dsp to chat about an alliance over a cup of coffee at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
21:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
lol my favorite quotes are in milliways:

hey guy, how did you do!

and

...which then explodes for no adequately explored reason
^best one ever

...and remember you would sit in the other room writing songs on your ajuitar. and we said we hated them and you said you didnt care and we said we did because we hated them so much?


dsp forgot to light the m80 so zedd doesnt explode. everyone (including 3fg) forgot that 3fg is an unkillable mutant zombie. so he comes back from ..not being dead? hes alive again ok?

he proceeds to point the kill-o-zap ray at all ducks he can see. and kill them too. this attracts the attention of jc, who loves duck corpses. 3fg calmly minces jc into paper thin filets and feeds them to his pig (á la the movie Snatch) and tries to think of a way to kill dsp.



ps. he does.

pps. this war reminds 3fg of the giants drink in ender's game. eh? eh?


edit by 3fg: so he SAID he lit the fuse, but how could he if it was already sealed in side him...............ponder that cnn!

[Edited by threefingeredguy on 30-Mar-05 07:19]

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
21:58 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L decides, while waiting on dsp's response, that 3fg should blow up for no adequately explored reason and assigns all of zedd's living clones to explore the reasoning.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 30 Mar 2005
03:35 GMT
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Jc's soul is still very well alive, however, and even more indestructable than the body. (I don't want a body that'd be eaten by a pig! Ew!) So first, he becomes poultergeist-ish and scares 3FG so badly that 3 new great lakes are formed. He then inhabits L's body, throws his soul out, and makes the body his new permanent home. It quickly morphs to take on Jc's original body. L, however, is trapped as a pathetic spirit forever.
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 30 Mar 2005
16:05 GMT
Total Posts: 428
Zedd thanks 3FG for saving him many times when he wasn't here. 3FG gets his fingers back.......
The clones still exist......... and because of the alliance, zede creates 3fudgeguy, 3fryguy, and Porkflylise(chinese accent) DSP knew of an alliance so zedd proceedes to use Jc's tongue to slap the head which contains an abiss therefore making no noticeable damage.
zedd goes up to 3FG to say ask "why the drink? more like the time dragon army went up against the army who kept unfreezing after every 5 min."..oh now zedd understands the drink..... zedd creates a solar system in which DSP, Jc, or anyother hostile creature can enter.
Zedd, the clones and 3FG have a BBQ party while drinking the 800 calorie frapaccino or however u spell it.
what a useless war....... the clones create even more clones to attack DSP's colonies for a hostile takeover. there is no point in blowing eack others heads off.
BOOM!!!!!!! there goes XX....oh wait.....XX took out L! Double kill!
This is fun!

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
16:46 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L reminds all the zedd clones that he doesn't get taken out. Period. He therefore headshots Zedd and all his clones with dual laser pistols, incinerates the bodies, and captures Zedd's soul (clones don't have souls). L agrees to release Zedd without too much pain if he promises to never clone himself again, lest he face the eternal wrath of L.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
18:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
i am totally running out of ideas so i point my dr. device at dsp's brain. there isnt much there, but it manages to do its work and blows up the entire planet. 3fg flies himself, his clones, zedd, his clones, and L to another planet. He offers L an alliance so that 3fg, zedd, and L can be the triforce (and z can also be zelda and L can be Link so that they are un beatable). The dr. device destroys dsp, jc, korkow, and andy. they die. dsp respawns, and jc respawns in him, telefragging him. the cycle perpetuates, each one accidentally spawnfragging/telefragging the other for all eternity.

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
19:29 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L is waiting on DSP to respond to L's offer to rule the galaxy with him from dsp and therefore rejects 3fg's alliance and slices his head off with a rocket launcher then shoots a chainsaw at zedd.
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
20:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
DSP temporarily accepts this alliance, but only long enough to eliminate the annoying duo of 3fg and zedd.

DSP directs L, using his excellent tactician skills, to make a feint to the northeast, then swing back towards south, while wielding a rusty spoon. L uses the rusty spoon to dig out zedd's heart, which he then chops into tiny bits and feeds to zedd's numerous clones. DSP has added a chip into them that if, by chance, they consume part of their master, they self-destruct. The clones proceed to do so.

Meanwhile, DSP uses an M203 to launch a M433 HEDP 40mm grenade at 3fg's head, which explodes in a shower of blood and bone.

DSP, using his nature magic, summons a fireball that completely incinerates the remains of 3fg, zedd, and zedd's clones.

DSP then offers a high-five to L, but kicks him in the groin instead, instantly dropping him to the ground. DSP then splits into three separate DSPs, 2 holding pistols, and 1 holding a shotgun. All three simultaneously pull the trigger, splattering L's brain matter all over the ground.

DSP then reassimilates himself and his two mirrors, and enjoys a Full Throttle.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
21:20 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L fuses his splattered brain back together using his self-heal ability. Then teleports behind DSP, chokes him with the full throttle, shoots him point blank in the back with his infinitely superior Kill-O-Zap gun.
allynfolksjr
Administrator
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
22:07 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
*Takes out frap-ray sidearm, sets to "teleport, destination: Phobos" Watches all participants suddenly appear on a small, rocky, and quite airless moon of Mars.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 30 Mar 2005
23:19 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
"Hah, since i designed this planet in my basement a few million years back, i know where the airsuits are" says L. And, true to his word, he busts out breathing suits equipped with void-to-air converters (converts nothingness into oxygen) and also one shiny, silver space ship with a bistromath drive :) and flies off phobos.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 Mar 2005
04:09 GMT
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Little does he know, Jc is a stowawayin the airship. Using his Kung Fu Action Grip, L is trapped into a corner. Jc picks him up, removes any special suits he has so he is only wearing street clothes, rips him in half with his bare hands, and places him in the airlock. He burns up in the atmosphere of Venus.

As for the rest of the combatants, they are left on Phobos to find their own way out.
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 31 Mar 2005
09:34 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX is back... and not feeling like reading 80 some posts he is in total ignorance...

"GAH!!! MY CLONES!!!"

seeing that all 9.999999999e99 of his clones are gone he runs like a pansy! until he bumps into K and Jc... hrm...

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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 31 Mar 2005
13:51 GMT
Total Posts: 428
one thing is for sure...... DSP.......zedd plans to stay in the alliance w/ 3FG until the war ends(don't know when).........and the clones are like the ghosts from LOTR......can't killem.... can go throughem ...and..... they can slice u...... and zedd'z galaxy is unenterable in anyway way, shape, or form. HA.......
but the Dr. device doesn't work on L or DSP because of the abisss in their heads..therefore just creating a largespark whick scares L who then jumps into DSP's arms. DSP doesn't like things like that so he throws him off a cliff.... As L hit the bottom, the foundation shakes causing an earthquake which then causes the cliff to fall taking DSP w/ it.
zedd uses ansible to talk to XX and offer a seat in the alliance to create a powerful trio......an offer so good that it proves L's trememdously low IQ.
zedd asks 3FG what name the alliance needs......

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 Mar 2005
14:06 GMT
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I wouldn't take that seat, XX. Like the other two, there's super-glue on there, so you'll be stuck to a chair forever.

Super Glue courtesy of Jc.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 31 Mar 2005
15:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
~~we interrupt the war for this important message~~
i read the original 100 posts before i joined the war. i love how it escalated. its awesome. READ IT! it was xx vs dsp with jc watching and opening fast food chains until L came in to start crackin skulls. so cool!
~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to slaughter!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

3fg clones that dsp forgot about reassemble him from his component molecules using the nanobots from red dwarf (which every one especially h2g2 fans should see). he then sends dsp mechanical parts a computer virus. it makes him freeze where he is. he proceeds to stay there until he pees his pants, which diseases him and causes him to die of a horribly painful groin-based disease.
3fg gets his revenge on L by summoning an imp that eats L bit by bit, saving his eyes for last so he can see each former bit of his flesh being shat out disgracefully.

3fg also extends his warm welcome to XX. Dont worry, he has thrown those chairs out the window. They land on Jcs head and stick. it is ironic that he now has chairs growing out of his head when he originally only had a refridgerator there.

3fg then watches the simpsons. he laughs. more than once. he then, for no reason at all, throws a raw steak at korkow. maybe he shouldnt have.

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 31 Mar 2005
16:34 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L puts 3fg in a cage with a vicious, white, man-eating bunny rabbit for his insolence.

L re-opens the zombie burger (and nugget :) ) chain by casting Doom Wind, killing all non-original people.

L employs Jc to work at ZB&N.

L stabs XX in the back with an icicle and smiles at the thought of his icy doom.

L suffocates zedd with the nitrogen that he got from inside a barbecued lays bag.

L turns the nitrogen into liquid nitrogen, shoves it down dsp's clothes so he *suffers* (dsp can't die, like myself) of hypothermia, and smiles at the thought of more icy doom.

L leaves allyn alone casue L has brains enough not to attack an admin.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 Mar 2005
17:06 GMT
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Would you like decomposed fries with that?

Jc's blood is a glue solvent. Though, those chairs made quite a dent in his head.

3FG, I don't understand your irony... must've been those chairs. Anyways, Jc discovers that 3FG is only a BASIC program. He gives him a paradox and watches his head explode. Zedd runs around screaming.

XX, for not doing anything, gets slapped on the backside of the head.

*Enter Earthbound Fight Sequence*

L eats a bologna sandwich!

Jc uses PSI Starstorm Ω!

L takes 9999 mortal damage!

XX takes 9999 mortal damage!

3FG takes 9999 mortal damage!

Victory!

Jc gains 324 exp.!

Jc levels up!
Strength by 4!
WOAH!
Defence by 8!
OH BABY!
Speed by 20!

uh... EB rocks!
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 31 Mar 2005
17:25 GMT
Total Posts: 939
>> L leaves allyn alone casue L has brains enough not to attack an admin.

I'm almost certain you've attacked me. :)
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 31 Mar 2005
17:35 GMT
Total Posts: 428
UMMMMMMMMM.........can't suffocate!
XX they are killing u for no adequately explored reason. join the alliance! we will prevail!
Jc forgot to save the game.......turns it off.......GAME OVER!! B@tch!
zedd steals skill level from Jc
zedd resumes to eat JcChips....HA HA GET IT? not that funny but GET IT?
L's empty head gets blown up cause what better target is there?
Zippy.......... interesting!.....zedd gets ideas......Hmmmmmm...


[Edited by zedd on 01-Apr-05 03:38]

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 31 Mar 2005
17:39 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Yes, but only because you've attacked me Andy :) . Also, allyn helped me with my Mysql ALOT.

L throws a basketball at zedd and he evades it, but still dies annyways.
allynfolksjr
Administrator
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Posted: 31 Mar 2005
17:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
Lunchbox is smart, because if I get in a bad mood, you may all find your user accounts terminated. :-p
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 1 Apr 2005
05:12 GMT
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Uh, where did my reply go?

Eh. Don't feel like typing it again.

All non-admins besides Jc and DSP get electrocuted in the rear end.

BTW, Chip is my cat. You ate my cat? He's not exactly the cleanest thing...

[Edited by JcCorp on 01-Apr-05 15:13]
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 1 Apr 2005
10:38 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L channels the electricity thru his 1000 watt subwoofers, which sounds conspicuously sounds like L's favorite song (Coincidence? I think not!). Jc's eardrums are busted and he dies because he was overrun by a horde of lemmings :) .
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 1 Apr 2005
14:21 GMT
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Sorry, Jc already assigned all of your lemmings as blockers. They can only be assigned to be exploders now, and that doesn't really hurt. Also, Jc is superhuman and can close his ears to any sound. While L is zoning out listening to his song, he doesn't notice Jc and his gigantic club. One gigantic whack later, L wakes up to find himself in the center of the earth, melting.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 1 Apr 2005
16:01 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Lunchbox: What happen ?
XX: Somebody set up us the bomb.
DSP: We get signal.
Lunchbox: What !
DSP: Main screen turn on.
Lunchbox: It's You !!
3fg: How are you gentlemen !!
3fg: You are on the way to destruction.
Lunchbox: What you say !!
3fg: HA HA HA HA ....
Lunchbox: Take off every 'zig' !!
Lunchbox: You know what you doing.
Lunchbox: Move 'zig'.
Lunchbox: For great justice.

click here for all your base!

yeah!

[Edited by threefingeredguy on 02-Apr-05 02:03]

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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 1 Apr 2005
17:21 GMT
Total Posts: 428
zedd assumes that XX will not be joining because he isn't reading all of the posts. instead he proposes an alliance w/ Andy
chip has been cooked........
zedd has seen clip on another post called true engrish....
alliance still needs a name!!!!!!!!!! .........
three people in an alliance is the best! .......
zede uses DSP to make Jc eat himself in an entertaining way.
war seems to be becomeing less interesting!
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
L is thrown into a garbage dump.
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
BLAHBLAHBLAH.......................
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
DSP is placed in a blender w/ Jc..........yum!!!!!
..............APRIL FOOLS........... gross........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
allyourbasearebelongingtous........
Oh! and ocar mayer has a way w/ B-O-L-O-G-N-A that song gets played over and over again




[Edited by zedd on 02-Apr-05 03:26]

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 1 Apr 2005
17:28 GMT
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Jc laughs at zedd's ridiculously disorganized post. Everone else joins in the laughter, even his clones. Zedd is so discouraged he destroys his clones and forfeits the war.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 1 Apr 2005
17:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3fg agrees the war is slowing down. it saddens him. he fixes this by reenacting the "kevin-bacon-arrow-through-the-neck-scene" in friday the 13th on lunchbox.
he then throws the evil rabbit in a small, sealed room with DSP. dsp is eaten into little tiny bits. since he cant die, he lives out the rest of his life as small, sentient bits of flesh, blood, and intestines

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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 1 Apr 2005
18:54 GMT
Total Posts: 428
zedd is waaaaaayyyyyy tooo stubborn to forfeit.. hes got tooo much will power also.
Zedd takes an AK-47 and goes on rampage on all citizens of earth.
DADADADADADAADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADADAAAAADDAAAAAD
ADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADAD.........new clp...... DADADADADADADADADADADDDDDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA
DADDADADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADAADADA
DADDADADADADADADADADDADADADDADADADDA.......new clp DADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADDADADADADADADDADADAADAD.... there goes Jc.... DADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADDADADADADADADDA..BOOM!...there goes the gas station where L and DSP were trying to buy a doughnut!..... DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADDA.... new gun...... frenesi ....... chu chu ..... BOOOOOM ........Chuc chuc ...... BOOOOM ......too slow... new gun .....

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 1 Apr 2005
18:59 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
You all forgot that I am immortal. I summon my pieces back together, drink the Jc+DSP smoothie (it reeks of evil and bob), knife Zedd in the head, and slaps 3fg for forgetting the all-important "All your base are belong to us" line in his dialog.
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 1 Apr 2005
19:04 GMT
Total Posts: 428
zedd continues rage w/ an FSU and a hnife hanging out of his head....
gernade launcher........ THUMP..........BOOOM!!....... etc
machine gun..... BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB... new clp ....... BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABBAABABABABABABAABABA.... new clp .......
SSR 4000 snipes 10 people including L just to see him regenerate and the spectacular blood spray view.
Samurai sword! AHHHHHHHHH! slice..... AHHHHHHHHHH slice .... war cry
UUUUUUUUUHUHUUUUHUHUHUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUHUHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE
EEEE! slice
UGW.... UTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUT!
heat seeking missiles......... FffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooBO
OOM!
Nuclear warhead! Muhahahahahahahahaahaahahahah! Booommmmmmmmm! Yeah.


[Edited by zedd on 02-Apr-05 05:16]

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darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 1 Apr 2005
19:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
However, zedd and 3fg both forgot that DSP is immortal and indestructible (one of the pros of being immortal is you have the ability to declare yourself indestructible; however, elder immortals can negate the effects of other immortals, including their immortality, so L is now mortal). DSP orers his UltraMegSuperSoldier to kill them both and dispose of the remains. The UMSS decides to lock them both in a shower (together, nonetheless), and runs pure sulfuric acid through the uranium-reinforced pipes. He watches them as the squirm and scream in extreme burning pain.

The UMSS collects the runoff and gives it to DSP, who then gives it to Jc as a peace offering, and DSP offers Jc a place at his side, so both of them can kill everyone else. *Gotta kill 'em all!*

DSP then attacks allyn and Andy simultaneously, as they have formed an alliance between admins. DSP, only being a content manager, despises their superiority complex, hunts them down, and challenges them to a Duel of the Fates. All three wield thier lightsabers, with DSP using a red dual-bladed lightsaber he built himself. allyn and Andy attack him, but he repels their attacks and runs towards the power generator room. Andy is trapped outside while allyn and DSP battle. DSP stabs allyn through the stomach, and he collapses and dies.

DSP then allows Andy to enter the room, and Andy, stricken with rage, attacks DSP in futility, as DSP then swings around and decapitates him.

All must bow to me, the master of this war! :worship_a:
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 1 Apr 2005
22:07 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
As senior asm programmer of Dark Side Programming, I dethrone DSP and slice his head off with my purple lightsaber. Metallica echoes in the background:
"Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings, yeah
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream"
*DSP joins in*
"Master, master
Where's those dreams that I've been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries"
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
10:31 GMT
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>>>it reeks of evil and bob<<<

lol, clever, but not clever enough!

Jc accepts DSP's offer, and tosses the runoff at a bird in order to watch it burn. He proceeds to jump on top of Zedd (whose attacks hit absolutely nothing) and twist his neck, dropping him lifeless to the floor.

Then, wielding his own customized white lightsaber, he manages to cut a nice steak out of Lunchbox. He flame-broils it to perfection and serves it to 3FG, who coincedenatally chokes and dies. L squirms about, reeling from his lost organs. Jc puts him out of his suffering and misery with a lightsaber to the head.
greenorange
Goliath
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
15:15 GMT
Total Posts: 199
APL comes in from the shadows of another realm. He says nothing, hears nothing, and sees nothing. APL then reaches into his pocket and takes out a glistening silver coin. He proceeds to flip it, and watch as it lands on tails. After this, he picks up the coin, places it in his pocket, and disappears.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 2 Apr 2005
15:21 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L comes back, alive and well, right out of Greenorange's coin. Slices Jc's neck with a leaf he pulled out of the laurel wreath on his head. Laughs at 3fg who choked on part of L's disposable liver. DSP is still dethroned and headless.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
15:22 GMT
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Jc slaps APL over the head and makes him drop the coin. He utters whoops of rage, snatches the coin and runs off.

Because you posted, you have now entered the war. Enjoy!
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
15:50 GMT
Total Posts: 428
zedd has never been dead! his attacks have been hitting innocent lives.
and get used to it! green
jialksudfhgbvojhboupabepqgvpahadpe!
I'm the craziest! MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
catch me if u can....... wait NOOOOOOOOOOO!
zedd is not living so he can't be killed.
maskes a clone for the heck of it.... zzzz

[Edited by zedd on 03-Apr-05 02:14]

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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW
JcCorp
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Posted: 2 Apr 2005
17:09 GMT
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Zedd is crazy, apparently. He is locked up in an insane asylum for the rest of his life.

Crazy War topics should have their own forum... TI-Visual Basic doesn't really match.

[Edited by JcCorp on 03-Apr-05 03:18]


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