| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
19:46 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Can you imagine how many bad puns we'll have by the time the war ends? (I was gonna put this as part of the topic, but it was too long)
Continue the war here. And technically, this is the 307th post 3fg.(forum doesn't count original post) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
20:15 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Unfortunately, L forgot, again, that DSP is immortal and indestructible (see previous topic). And as Supreme Ruler, DSP, by the power invested in him by himself, DSP hereby decides that L shall be murdered with an AOL CD, the most foul CD ever created.
*frisbee toss of doom*
*slice*
Wow, L, I didn't know you had one kidney. Nice pancreas, though. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 2 Apr 2005
21:49 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I catch the vile AOL cd, put it in the microwave, ad become hypnotized by the pretty-colored sparks.
*hint* If you're gonna attack me, this would be a good time *hint* |
greenorange
Goliath
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
05:48 GMT
Total Posts: 199 | APL emerges from the microwave in a cloud of dust. He then proceeds to place his hand in his pocket, retrieves the same coin he used before, and flips it. It lands on tail side. He picks it up, and vanishes. The AOL CD is still in the microwave.
[Edited by greenorange on 03-Apr-05 14:49] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
06:15 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Hey! I thought I took that coin!
Jc stuffs L in the microwave and turns all the settings up to the maximum. Everyone laughs as he pops. |
greenorange
Goliath
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
08:24 GMT
Total Posts: 199 | Is Jc sure he still has the coin you took from APL? *gasp* as Jc realizes its gone!
APL reappears and unplugs the microwave. The then proceeds to place it inside the nearby dishwasher, but does not turn it on. As L's remnants are still inside, APL places a metal fork inside the microwave. He then plugs it in while in the dishwasher, turns on the microwave, and then the dishwasher, and snaps it shut. He disappears once again. All that is heard is a loud *BOOM* and the front panel of the dishwasher blow off, covering everyone present in boiling water, bits of metal, and L's remains.
[Edited by greenorange on 03-Apr-05 17:26] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
10:41 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd is still angry that only 3FG has answered to his alliance proposal.... what about u Green? Join... zedd is looking for 3 people.
zedd places Jc in microwave.... nukes him..... then eats him.... throws him up... and kicks him in the shin.... pours A1 steaksauce on him......... kicks him on the other shin........ lets XX do the rest......
oh my... a sentinel......... zedd launches one at L through the vent system ...... zedd laughs while the camera shows L running 4 his life............ BoooooooooMM!............ Let's do it again!
zedd has escaped from the couchiony walled buiding...... waves hand to person while leaving..... Hi DSP! see u at the war!......
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
10:58 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | but one of the stars was really a boomerang!
*ha ha*
ouch!
that video should go on ebaumsworld!
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greenorange
Goliath
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
11:35 GMT
Total Posts: 199 | APL was lucky to have disappeared before the ninja star explosion. Now he reaches into his pocket to flip his coin. This time it lands on heads. He turns around withoout picking it up and laughs maniacly. Everyone gasps around him as the coin turns into a warp vortex and plunges them all into another realm. Then APL groans in disappointment. He just realized that was his lucky coin. :( He disappears again. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
12:22 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc laughs at zedd's inability to tell the difference between Jc and 3FG. That was a pretty gross thing to do to your bud, dood. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 3 Apr 2005
23:32 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy, having been lost in the land of 64-bit Windows for a few days, makes his revenge by shaking up several bottles of 7-Up and giving them to all the participants, who take it as a token of good will. Andy makes sure he is out of the line of fire before they start opening said bottles.
:) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
14:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | However, DSP already knew of Andy's plans, due to his Sith intuition, so DSP, using his stealth, placed an MRE bomb in Andy's pocket.
Andy is now covered in boiling hot water. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
16:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | what jc doesnt realize is that that wasnt 3fg, it was one of his 2 (now 1) remaining clones that zedd made when he joined the alliance. Zedd, i need some more clones.
3fg throws a really old copy of Death of a Salesman at DSP. dsp reads it and is touched because dsp's relationship with is father is the same as biff's with willy. 3fg snickers at the names then binds dsp with an unbreakable rope so that he is stuck on the toilet forever.
3fg rings L's doorbell. it fails to explode. When L answers the door, 3fg kicks him firmly in the groin. 3fg runs away giggling. he trips on a trip wire causing the c4 in L's heart to explode. He decides that L made a poor choice in making that particular trap.
3fg then decides to suck Jc into Unreal:Gold. He is killed repeatedly by trying to jump off a cliff and live, respawning on the edge of the cliff and trying again for all eternity.
3fg fills andys shampoo bottle with acid that doesnt eat through shampoo bottles but will easily eat through flesh, bone, and organ meat. Andy lathers, dies a horrible, painful death, rinses, and repeats. Always repeat. he is stuck in an infinite while loop of fiery death!!!! except there isnt... any fire...
i actually like this post :-D
*edit!* 3fg drinks a refreshing 7-UP THE GREATEST DRINK IN THE WORLD. he then collects his $50,000,000 they paid him for saying that in the 7-up topic.
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 05-Apr-05 02:01]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
18:12 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L realizes that the 7-up joke has gonee on too long, and when everyone else asks for an alliance with L (because he is omnipresent and immortal), he kills them and says "Same thing, right?"
:) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
18:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP easily breaks the ropes and slaughters 3fg God of War style. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
18:26 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | sweet.
i dont mind being slaughtered like that.
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Andy
Administrator
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
18:29 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | 3fg: hahaha, we were actually talking about that several weeks ago (or was it even last semester) in computer science class. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
19:00 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | #2 #3 #4 #5 & #6....... they're all yours 3FG!.
andy doesn't realize that zedd put a sachel discharge in his pocket!
and Green doesn't realize that zedd is angry so he says scr*w it! forget about it! then proceeds to blow the living sh*t of every thing that moves and that isn't in the no named alliance!
zedd finds a P2K! holy smokes... 2 ps100s......and a psp!.... woooooooohoooooooo!
zedd gives a ps100 to 3FG and continues to ride his new ATV/boat/plane/weapon and rides around Disney world to shoot the ugly it's a small world afterall dudes. as a matter of fact... they don't deserve to be called dudes...... we'll call'em targets.
nouvbobcuhnbonjeklakjjcfvbjh ........ war cry! .......... hnbyuasdfoanjhocvabhdiavhdjgiigde!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAUGHHHHHHYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!(indian style)
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Andy
Administrator
Posted: 4 Apr 2005
21:40 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy, having gotten much better with the P90 in the past few days, makes up in quantity what he lacks in quality (gotta love 50-bullet mags on a decent gun).
On a similar note, I found these amusing paintings in cs_office in CounterStrike: Source: (click for full size)
Spamming: What you lack in quality, you can make up in quantity.
Camping: Doing unto others before they do unto you.
Ping: Being the scapegoat for your inadequacies since 1974.
Sniping: Feel like a player without actually joining the game.
I found those amusing. :)
[Edited by Andy on 05-Apr-05 06:41] |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
15:14 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | those are awesome!
for now reason 3fg mods his ps100 and attaches a spare finger from clone #4 for the biological material and creates a bomb the consumes all immortal (and immoral in APL's case) persons. the finger, swollen with raw immortal power and immoral-ness, decides it has no right to exist and cancels itself and all things it has consumed out of existence. Since everyone but zedd and 3fg have declared themselves immortal or proved themselves immoral, zedd and 3fg are left to have a party with a lot of girls so that they can become imoral ;P.
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | music comes on the background!
Zedd likes big guns and he can not lie.....
u other brothers can't survive..
when zedd sees your itty bitty brain and your big fat head, he'll make a really big hole in the back of your head
he will not stand to wait for a really big cry,....
AAAUUUUUHHHHHHH! uh uh uh uh uhhu uh uhhhhh!
......zedd finds a new target and the cheatcode for unlimited ammo!
..........................
BOOOOOYAHHHH! Louder!
Free hot dogs! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!
[Edited by zedd on 06-Apr-05 00:46]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
16:08 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Zedd, your posts are getting out of control. Jc whacks you on the head with a hammer and your singing gets worse... another hit and you can't even speak now.
Jc always exists, because there is a little bit of Jc in everyone... due to a very odd explosion a few years ago that got into McDonalds... anyway, that's how he reformed. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
16:28 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Ooooh, just found two more paintings earlier.
Headshot: Those who can, do. Those who can't, complain.
Crunch: Hang in there...it's almost over!
Anyway, Andy decides to go with the shotty for a few rounds and rips everyone's head off with it. Mmmm, Headshot! |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
16:31 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | blah blah blah BS!
zedd will no longer eat at McDonalds!
30 post bursts of insanity has now come to a receesion.
or not!
Heeeeeey yaaaaaaaaa! Jc, zede will smack u. zedd is unstopable in terms of talking!
proximity mines! zedd sets them up in Jc's room!
if u are a potato chip Jc, then u will not post after 10 people do.
Potato chip=wise HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
zedd blows the living $h*t of of everything cause he can!
he ain't get no............satisfaction!
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
16:57 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | haha! its I-Ninja!
Jc doesn't understand what zedd is saying, so he smacks him with a rock. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
17:53 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP concurs, but instead smacks him with the buttstock of his M16A2. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 Apr 2005
19:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L agrees as well and slashes zedd with a katana |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
04:06 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | I was bored so... A NEWCOMER HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE.
Pogo Summons a base of Starcraft Protoss/Zerg hybrids in a terrain hacked to be made defensive thru a special map editor! He also summons rigged WarCraft3 Nightelves as hero back-up.
PS I also got the secret service, being as i took over the White House
^_^ |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
06:28 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Oh no, not a zergling rush! *summons his fleet of carriers, observers, and arbiters* *pwns PogoDaMonkey* *saves replay*
They really need to make the replay viewer have seek controls... But then again, knowing how the replays are stored makes it apparant why they don't. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
12:27 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | NeewComer!
zedd reminds every one that the newcomers have to be slaughtered b4 they attack anyone else
as a gift, zede gives pogodamonkey a decorated box. inside, there is a detonator! zedd uses a remote and detonates it! ..... ahhh the goodness of the sound of detonation.......
Jc..... WISE = Potato Chip! since u posted..unpotatochip... zedd detonates another bomb remotely that's in your room. Jc u were in your room at that time!
where did XX go?
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
12:57 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc doesn't really need his room. He'll just take yours, zedd.
*TEN SECONDS LATER*
Okay, I need another room now.
Pogo's nice little base was built by a JcCorp owned company... so of course, when another army comes to tear it apart, Pogo finds it to be made out of saltines. His weaponry is all jammed, and his troops turn out to be monkeys in disguise. The oncoming army slaughters him.
Hey! Being JcCorp actually did something good! |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | somebody gives 3fg a ti 86. he decides that since it isnt a ti 86 plus, he should do some thing fun with it. he throws it at jc yelling LOGALOGALOG!!!!!!!!!!! it pierces his arm and it gets crappycalcitis. this is terminal to people who breathe or have blood.
3fg then congratulates jc and zedd on their new avatars. oh and lunchbox's from way back when he changed it.
even tho he doesnt support a lot of recent political desicions, he congratulates dsp on his hard work, dedication, and pure awesomeness. he then throws a sadaam doll at dsp. he picks it up to destroy it and it blows his hand and half his face off. haha. sorry.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
16:15 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Logalogalog? That's better than bad, its good! (Get it? Hahaha.)
Fortunately, Jc has an unbeatable immune system that kills the crappycalcitis A (because an 85 would be crappy- not an 86!). He then takes 3FG to the guillotine factory...
The perfect place... to shoot him! |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 6 Apr 2005
18:29 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Before Jc can shoot 3fg, L poisons him, but only while suffocating him. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 7 Apr 2005
16:54 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Darn... I wanted to kill him... or did you kill me? Darn you, stupid pronouns!
Either way, L gets stepped on by a Monty Python-esque foot. |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 7 Apr 2005
17:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | The US Secret Service is under the direction of the Secretary of Treasury, for some odd reason. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 7 Apr 2005
17:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP uses Medusa's Gaze to freeze allyn, then pulls out Blade of Artemis and slashes him, turning him into tiny rubble. |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 7 Apr 2005
19:11 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Artemis Fowl is my favorite book (and its sequals), even though the reading level is like middle school. >.< |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 8 Apr 2005
04:10 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Pogo, being a summoner, uses ally's Artemis Fowl love to his own twisted desires, pulling characters out of the book to attack him with all their magical goodness, then pulls out the hyper-cubey computer thing from the third book and makes his calculator so it can only play Barry White music files backwards.
Muahaha
If u havent guessed, i read all 3. ^_^ |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 8 Apr 2005
09:01 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | I read the first three (well, own really), and have the add-on book. Also, I decoded the text that scrolls on the bottom of of the first book, and no, I didn't cheat and compare that segment in the book to get the key, I actually used old school frequency charts. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 8 Apr 2005
11:55 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | I've never read anything like that...
Jc counters Medusa's glare with his own gorgon, namely, Visara the Dreadful. The gorgons turn each other to stone. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 8 Apr 2005
18:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | i read all 3 and i decoded cause someone in my class years ago told me which one was the letter e and i just built off of the the's and such. wasnt e like a dot on another letter? anyway down to business.
3fg's dog barks. her coolness and obvious liking of ska causes all the others to bow down to her in prayer. 3fg uses this opportune to set up a bottle rocket under each of their buttocks. he lights them and runs away, not wanting to smell the smelly smell of 3rd degree burns on the inside of the large intestine. bon voyage. his clone (#2) then uses a time warp to send 300,000 lightly fried eggs to the planet of pogrill. :)
[EDIT by 3fg] since this is the 42nd post, 3fg gets a bonus point.
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 09-Apr-05 03:23]
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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 9 Apr 2005
16:31 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd has never read artmimisissims foowoywwnjkewkl whatever!...therefore burns all three books.
he sticks his hand into the "LOTR" and pulls out Sting.(zedd's friend looks just like Frodo!)...
zedd proceeds to use a corny cliche..... clichey... or however u spell it, from a book or movie which is not worth saying because it is not good and zedd can't think of a better one appropriate for this unique occasion and slices Monkey boy's head off to watch Jc throw up
(that is the reason Y zedd didn't post 4 a few days..virus)
... Jc gets sliced so zedd can see it grow back!...... Awsome...!
L and DSP.......Oh it's not even worth taking any shots!
then zedd gets hit in the face w/ a shotput ball that weighs about the same as a bowling ball which caused massive bleeding in the upper and lower lips and extreme anger.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 Apr 2005
17:03 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc's head grows back. Yay!
Sorry to hear about your sickness, zedd. It looks like you have recovered... NOT! Suddenly, he gets incredibly sick and dies within seconds.
Jc then super-glues L's hand to 3FG's rear end. Everyone laughs. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 9 Apr 2005
17:35 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Pogo snipes the super-glue bottle making it splatter over all 3 while everyone else falls down in anime-style laughter. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 9 Apr 2005
18:04 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L creates a mini-tornado that sucks up all the super glue and everybody but the admins, L, and DSP and glues them together onto a twister board. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Apr 2005
07:48 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc decides to play a super-powerful MTG card in order to destroy the opposition:
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 10 Apr 2005
08:42 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Alex counters bob's ability by destroying him first with terror. |
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 10 Apr 2005
08:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Casts 'sleep' on everyone, and causes everyone to drop to the ground, completely asleep.
'That should take care of them noisy varents! Now to get back to sleep...' |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Apr 2005
09:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | TI-Freak has joined the war! :)
Jc returns Bob to play with his ability and AWOL's L.
Yay! New topic time! |
