| Author | Comment |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
12:30 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lol, I thought that was funny.
Bring it into this one. Go ahead... make my day. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
12:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Okay. *gives DSP a grenade... with pin!*
Throw it at zedd. It's fun! |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
12:40 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Korkow shoots a watermelon out of a bazooka and it slapts on JC's face.... *moos like a kow* |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
13:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L gives korkow mad kow disease, a bazooka w/ unlimited rockets, and a flame-retardent suit and watches him go! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
14:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | *click* with pleasure *hiss*
DSP pulls the pin on the M67 frag grenade, and tosses it at zedd. 3 secs...
*BOOM*
everything within 5 meters is now dead.
Awww, darn, zedd was in there... |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | Korkow runs in with his army of squirrels infected with mad kow disease and watches them jump onto everyones' face and infect the others. When the squirrels come back, he gives them his super secrect mad kow remedy
Once all the squirrels are back to normal, he hands them all bazookas and gets his own bazooka and flame retardent suit (all thanks to L :) ) and they go in for the kill!
[Edited by korkow on 15-Apr-05 00:34] |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
16:16 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | when DSP blew zedd up, his hand automatically pushed the button.
zedd now gets foamy the squirrel and uses his squirelly wrath to take over the army of korkow!
for those whop don't hnow who foamy is.... go look it up yourself u lazy good for nothing ignorant pieces of dung.
foamy is a squirel..... foamy is weird......his website is something like -illwillpress.com- or something along the lines of that.
next time zedd mentions chinese or asian..... he owns them.
and because zedd likes the tingley feeling made by the button..... zedd wil say.......................
Nay to DSP.................
can't touch this!
beep.........Ahhhhhhhhh!
EDIT: oh and DSP..... u should try eating Jc... just cook him alive first!
[Edited by zedd on 15-Apr-05 01:20]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
16:32 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | DSP won't eat me. But if I turn you into a cheeseburger...
*Poof!*
That's the ugliest zedd-burger I've ever seen.
Haha, zedd's ground beef! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 14 Apr 2005
20:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Zedd said the magic word. Zedd instantly dies. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
04:19 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | PDM becomes angered with someone even mentioning the mere notion of him liking Barney, and ressurects his dead Protoss/Nightelf hybrid hero to pummel andy, mutilate L, and eat zedd for being such an ugly burger. Digest in peace...but the Nightoss doesnt believe in this and has bad indigestion, causing zedd to be puked up in many nasty hamburgery piece all over. PDM then pulls out a BioRifle from some game he read about and begins shooting little green blobs that chase people around into the poisonous gas that the rifle also spews. |
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
17:14 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | TI Freak sits contentedly under a shade tree, watching everyone tortue eachother... Just for randomness, he pulls out a Zatniketell (sp?) and begins stunning people with it.
1 shot stuns, 2 shots kill, and 3 shots vaporize... |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
18:52 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L plays thee DSP MTG card made by Jc, kills everyone, then draws his entire deck. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
22:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg plays a magic "attack all players but allies" card with x/x. he uses 97 black lotuses for the x/x, dealing way to much damage. he doesnt get mana burned cause he is way to cool.
3fg rearranges the letters "darksideprogramming" (using the word porn as a prerequisite in every anagram) to:
grim porn disk damager
then dike digs grammer porn
then porn maid marks digger
then groped maid ranks grim (im aware this doesnt have porn written in it)
dsp dies of how embarrassing his name really is. this is his only weakness.
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 16-Apr-05 07:17]
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allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
22:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Boo |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
22:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | was that inappropriate? im actually not sure i should have written that post.
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allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
22:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | If it wasn't appropriate to post, then you would have experienced +b calcgames.org *threefingeredguy*!*@*
:-)
[Edited by allynfolksjr on 16-Apr-05 07:34] |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 15 Apr 2005
22:35 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | awesome skawesome
since he isnt in trouble, 3fg throws bash.org at allynfolksjr. allyn dies of laughter.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
04:24 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | While we're throwing websites, Jc chucks CG at TFG. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
10:44 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L chucks Calchaven at korkow and his own site at Jc. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
14:23 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX adds up all the deaths.... "Woah..."
XX offers a truce (really) since he is here about once a week-month and can't keep up with it all... He'll just watch...
*XX enters the full ammo and full health cheat for ALL*
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
15:35 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Google is chucked at L. He is crushed under the weight. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
16:02 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Google! Jc said the magic words! zedd lives again!
zedd uses the unlimited OOOOOO's from the search to pulverized DSP and Jc.
Pmonkey is Barney! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
16:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc hangs a sign on zedd:
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 16 Apr 2005
20:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lol, Jc! This is true.
DSP overrides L' use of the Lord Mathias card, beings that there is only one in existance, and DSP added a rule to MTG that states custom cards depicting a CG user are unique and usable only by said user. DSP then uses his card to annihilate L, and counter all spells directed towards Jc.
w00t! Bring it! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
04:44 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc changes his card so it is war appropriate:
(I like the blue border better than the green one.)
Beat that! Oh, zedd, I made one for you too. I hope you like it. :P
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TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
12:00 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | hmmm, maybe I need to go build one... |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
12:24 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L fends off DSP's card with his own card:
[Edited by Lunchbox on 17-Apr-05 21:26] |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
12:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Sorry, that wouldn't work, cuz my card's ability would interrupt it. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
17:27 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Nope, cause mine is played at the beginning of the game always and yours isn't an interrupt and cannot therefore interrupt mine. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
18:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | It has an interrupt ability. And since DSP pwns all, he plays a bunch of mana and searches his deck for it, plays it, and rulez L with it. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
21:29 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | My card hits the table first no matter what, so therefore I win. I'd win anyways just because I said so, but it's more fun using a card to do it. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Apr 2005
21:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Sorry, this is my war, so I always win. Plus I always go first in MTG, so your card can't hit the table first. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 18 Apr 2005
15:56 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | um...... Jc it would sort of help if zedd could see what you're talking about.... besides, nOOb is not that insulting.
zedd steals the MTG cards .... puts em in a box.... takes a match ...lites it..... then drops it in the box.......
if it was only winter!
Edit: never mind.. zedd can see it.
worthless slime!? your games are worthless! addicting yes but worthless. zedd has killed many creatures. zedd screams at them because there is no use in killing it and he had too much sugar.
[Edited by zedd on 19-Apr-05 00:59]
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 18 Apr 2005
16:29 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Of course they are worthless, zedd. I give away free downloads. :)
And yes, n00b rank is insulting. Jc resumes the war part of this topic and begins to beat zedd over the head with a pointy rock on a stick (the best invention ever.) |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 18 Apr 2005
21:23 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L takes a vine, ties one end to a stick, ties the other to a rock with pointy edges sticking out of it, and starts bashin heads.
To DSP: I may have left it out there, but my card commands that the player owning it (i.e. me) always goes first. Besides, my pointy-rock-tied-to-a-stick thinks so as well :) . |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Apr 2005
04:45 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Oh yeah? Well I have the card "Pointy Rock Tied to a Stick!"
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Apr 2005
15:24 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | If I wasn't so lazy, I'd have the 'REALLY pointy rock tied to a stick' card. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Apr 2005
17:08 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | No you wouldn't. Jc kicks Lunchbox in the face, leaving a permanent footprint. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Apr 2005
18:33 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | nOOb..... so what!? zedd means, u don't even know the real zedd... u only know the zedd that exists in this virtual reality world... and if u met zedd somewhere.... u'd probably like him.
and what rank do u suppose u give to yourself?
.....( it's so hard to make a convincing post in the third person!)....
besides .. zedd is suffering from some depression caused by stress..
......................
<<------------ Scrat the avatar is holding the most powerful bomb in the universe.-----------------
Scrat gives it to Jc and blows it up.
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how about this card?---------- reflector mirror.-----zedd doesn't have the time to waste as Jc does. doesn't even have to explain because of the Digital Self-explanetory Program.
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TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 19 Apr 2005
18:50 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | TI Freak continues to sneak around... |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Apr 2005
21:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L stabs TI-freak for looking so shady, b!7ch slaps Jc for trying to kick him, strangles zedd for being so hyper, and sets DSP on fire just because he's DSP. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Apr 2005
04:01 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | << zedd is suffering from some depression caused by stress..>>
I'm sorry to hear that. Is it clinical or really bad?
What rank would I give to myself? Not n00b certainly. Maybe, "Crappy Programmer", which judging by your profile (it may be gone now) is a title that even you don't have.
AHEM... back to the war.
Jc sticks his hand into L's mouth and pulls out his small intestines. He uses them to choke TI-Freak and zedd. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 20 Apr 2005
04:15 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Unfortunately, Z's scrat runs back towards the bombs he places, effectively blowing both of them up as Z tries to save his beloved rodent. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Apr 2005
04:28 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | You can't call zedd Z. Zkostik is Z. zedd is zedd.
For that error, you are doomed to suffer underneath the Giant Squashing Foot of Much Pain and Hurting for a long time. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Apr 2005
17:46 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | obviously he is already suffering from a burning head.
the depression was just an emotional down time. now it's gone.
zedd thinks he deserves a better rank!
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Apr 2005
21:22 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L doesn't think so. He disintigrates zedd with a laser and then proceeds to turn Jc's liver into an ice-shard bomb.
***BOOM!*** |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 21 Apr 2005
04:13 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Coool its snowing....but is snow supposed to be red and drippy?
eeeew...
PDM watches in amazement and times L's laser shot. 2 seconds flat! PDM then goes and avoids the bloody blizzard under a tree.
PDM then summons blood golems from the corpses of the fallen ppl, where they begin to smack dsp around just for not posting for a while, since he is essentially defenseless.
Edit: Oh and zedd gets -1000 -1000 just because i just read one of the former posts.
[Edited by PogoDaMonkey on 21-Apr-05 13:15] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Apr 2005
04:28 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc tries to lick a snowflake, only to realize that that is his liver...
He just rips out L's and uses that one instead.
By the way, I felt it was time for an avatar and siggy change. I was already using my custom avatar on CH, so I found this one and put it on. She's pretty... :yum_a:
[Edited by JcCorp on 21-Apr-05 20:20] |
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 21 Apr 2005
11:31 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | TI Freak breaks free of Jc's trap, but is not able to help Zedd.
He then pulls a Bazooka out of his pocket, and blasts Lunchbox for attempting to hurt him after he just got better.
TI-Freak then runs for cover from Jc's liver pieces falling from the sky... |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Apr 2005
15:52 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd thanks Tifreak.
Jc..... you're special all right!
Pmonkey... what's 1000-1000?
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