| Author | Comment |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 May 2005
20:58 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Fight on, my brethren! |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 May 2005
07:03 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg hasnt read any of the last 40 or so topics. but he doesnt need to, he knows that they are all posts concerning how cool 3fg is, how the others would like to be him, and what would be the most glorious way to worship him. no need guys, i get enuff worship from everyon i know already.
3fg whips out a SenorPoo. he joins the forum. 3fg instructs SenorPoo to do his bidding. SP refuses, and he smacks 3fg with a small herring. a poisonous one. 3fg dies yet again. his plans always seem to backfire rather badly.
3fg then realizes that he is still reincarnated as headphones. man that sucks. he watches family guy.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
SenorPoo
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2005
07:05 GMT
Total Posts: 7 | HEAD SHOT! The herring does a wonderful job of morphing (Because it's poisonus and all that jazz) and turns into a huge stereo. SP Plugs headphone 3fg and cranks up the volume. Thus, he blow's out the speakers in 3fg's new headphone form, and SP laughs and throws 3fg into the trash compacter, smiling at the satisfying *crunch* that ensues. SP then takes his Quantum Flux Capacitor and looks for someone to explodinate. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 May 2005
07:06 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | ah touche.
um
bam! YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!
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SenorPoo
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2005
07:06 GMT
Total Posts: 7 | As boiling blood flies into your face and burns you.
(Play Again? [Y/N])
(Y)
SP Respawns. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2005
11:02 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc looks weirdly at SenorPoo and 3FG, shakes his head in disgust, and rips them both into small, bite-sized pieces. They are mixed into Zombie Burgers. |
SenorPoo
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2005
16:52 GMT
Total Posts: 7 | SP had respawned with the innate "DOOM ROOM VIRUS", a terrible disease infecting all who touch it, causing every wall to suddenly close in on the victim's mind (a mind trick, not that the walls ACTUALLY close in), crushing it, and effectively turning them into, Zombies. Zombie burger profits skyrocket as meat becomes cheap, a rather unfortunate and unintended side-effect. SP chuckles. If that was possible.
[Edited by SenorPoo on 06-May-05 02:18] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 May 2005
18:06 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | SP gets his head disintigrated by one of L's various, high-powered laser beams. |
SenorPoo
Probe
Posted: 5 May 2005
21:01 GMT
Total Posts: 7 | Ouch. Ever played Prince of Persia: Sands of Time? Yeah, kinda wish I had that rewindy thingy that he has. Instead, I guess I'm quite forced to walk around like a dismembered chicken for awhile. Buck buck bakkaawwwwww. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 6 May 2005
09:21 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | How can a chicken without a head talk? |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 May 2005
17:59 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Zedd curses Jc for cursing him with a comp virus...thanx alot! and u've got to stop contradicting everything everybody says against u!
who is this new guy? oh wait i've been out for too long.
from now.. new everything! square one! except for alliances. they stay!
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 6 May 2005
19:44 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Right. I decree things stay as is. Zedd loses his privilege to his head for, oh, the rest of eternity (Yes, having a head is a privilege, not a right). |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 7 May 2005
07:45 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Not like he needs it ^_^
Anyway, PDM offers L a joint alliance vs SP and zedd, cuz theeir annoying. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 May 2005
11:00 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | All righty then *L pulls out a diamond-blade knife*
Care to do the honors PDM? |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 7 May 2005
14:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | hey im already in an alliance with zedd and sp is my "friend" (lol he is actually) so me and zedd force him into the alliance. hooray zedd we now have the triforce! sp we can still beat each other up, like war games, except zedd can make clones so it like were actually blowing each other into smithereens!
the power of three (three people in the alliance, three fingers on my hand, three brains between us, i have 2 and sp has none, is a powerful thing) utterly decimates L and PDM. 3fg removes L's knife from the inside of L's esophgaus, which is where it ended up in the slaughter fest, and uses it to lightly mutilate his and zedds and sp's toes so that they each have 14 digits. with the 3 of them, it makes 42! we own. and i can regrow ur toe if you want them back. according to an old post, i can regrow antyhing, zedd can make clones, dsp can be supreme ruler of the universe, L can come really close but get beat back, and i think that consists of our special powers. so pick one sp, get a power.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 May 2005
16:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I have the power to do anything save moderate/administer this forum :) , which includes, but is not limited to, the following:- Kill any non-admin, non-immortal at any time
- Piss off any non-admin at any time and evade consequence
- Brag about my extreme coolness at any time
- Do *basically* whatever I want at *basically* any time, the operative word being basically
Consult the book of life, Article 438, chapter 117, page 5-117-438 if you have any further questions.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 08-May-05 01:28] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 7 May 2005
17:02 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Huh, there's a newcomer. Hi, zedd!
(read earlier topics)
Welcome to the alliance (I'm guessing that's what "Joint" refers to) PDM! Jc gives him one of his previous female avatars as a present.
For Jc's power... he gains the power to have whatever he writes come true. He pulls out a notebook and shows a short story to 3FG, who shreeks, only to find out that he had only 2 fingers all along.
By the way, what does that mean? Do you really have 3 fingers? (I doubt it.)
Edit: Closed the parentheses. :)
[Edited by JcCorp on 08-May-05 02:02] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 May 2005
19:42 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Yes, it does. I have a friend in my 3rd period who was born with only 3 fingers like 3fg as well. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 7 May 2005
20:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | yes i have 3 fingers let me find a place to upload my picture of it.
EDIT
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 08-May-05 06:06]
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 7 May 2005
21:38 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Pic doesn't show up, but wow, your hand is diff from the guy i know who has 3 (kinda 2 and 1/2) fingers. He has, on his left hand, 2 real fingers, a half-thumb, and two stubs that never grew into fingers because of some wierd birth defect i believe. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 8 May 2005
04:28 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Wow. Interesting. Is it like that for each hand? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 8 May 2005
10:37 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | No, just on his left. I'm not sure about 3fg, but I believe he has the same thing goin. (God I hate the 'e' key on this keyboard)
[Edited by Lunchbox on 09-May-05 00:56] |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 8 May 2005
20:10 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | link here.
[EDIT]
wait shouldnt we be shooting each other with homemade railguns and the like? i win.
[Edited by threefingeredguy on 09-May-05 05:11]
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SenorPoo
Probe
Posted: 8 May 2005
21:14 GMT
Total Posts: 7 |
Erm. Stay away from my toes and fingers. Freak.
Woo, I'm in an alliance I never joined. Cool. Erm, I guess I'll make my special power to make something happen somewhere and anytime in someway and by someone. Man that's generic. Looks like all i can do is make small kittens dissappear and make fun of fat babies from Russia. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 May 2005
10:10 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Argh! I'm a cat person! *throws an elephant at SenorPoo for making kittens disappear*
Meh, I had to write SOMETHING... |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 9 May 2005
13:11 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | has anyone seen zedd's brain? anyone? please!
Ha! here it is! Oh! wait! it's Jc's. oh god Jc! so that's what u think about all day! u r so horrible!
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 9 May 2005
15:29 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L shanks zedd with a flash bang. I win. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 May 2005
16:30 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc apologizes to zedd for thinking about cute girls all day (surprisingly tame... I'm not really that wacky most of the time) and understands that not all males like girls.
Sorry dood about the crude attack, but you ran right into that one. Oh well, its a war. :P |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 9 May 2005
20:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg remembers a time when senor poo said "man i just made a toilet scream". he is disgusted. 3fg finds his diablo 1 cd after months of searching (yeah right) and decapitates L and Jc with it. although it is not as deadly as the aforementioned aol cds, it still causes them both to die a horrible painful death.
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Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 9 May 2005
21:49 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L deflects the diablo 1 cd with the original starcraft cd, and chokes 3fg with the brood war cd for his insolence. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 May 2005
11:40 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc picks his head up and off of the ground and carefully places it back on. "I hate it when it does that..."
3FG is crushed by a falling 8-track. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 10 May 2005
16:05 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | after recovering from the highly retor 8track and the mighty brood war, 3fg resumes his position (as stated in war 3 or 4) as an unkillable mutant zombie that cant be turned into a zombie based food. so there jc. the smell emanating from his rotting corpse kills the others, their bodies grotesquely disfigured. This highly useful quality makes it difficult to get dates. hmmmm.
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 May 2005
16:52 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc, who morphed his nose away, was not affected. He doesn't bother to make food out of 3FG, he just sells him as a gigantic steak. A fat man chases and finally eats 3FG, and then dies because of the rotten meat. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 10 May 2005
17:22 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L bashes the fatman over the head with his avatar. The man now has a scar on his forehead strikingly similar to the texas instruments logo. Of course, this was all by coincidence (if you don't believe me, you can go to work in the copper mines for the rest of your life). |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 11 May 2005
14:52 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX gets fed up... He gathers all his friends (You know who you are... *hint* PiwejDmed *hint*) And puts them 3 miles underground Everest, and uses 2.9 trillion Nutron Bombs on everyone... convently XX and all his buddies are in a sealed, and lead/radioactive lead lined container, and survive the onslaught... the only ones left...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 11 May 2005
15:33 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | a) It's neutron, not nutron
b) 2.9 trillion bombs would destroy the planet by force of detonation alone
c) I am invincible, therefore I survive and use my uber-godlike powers to save all my allies as well. You die because I say so. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 11 May 2005
15:34 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | neutron bombs have the explosive power of a banana... it's the neutrons that count! they KILL EVERY LIVING THING... acually disentergrate them...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 11 May 2005
16:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP, after taking a short hiatus to plan his next assault, offers everyone except for Jc, A, Z, Andy, and L an ice cold Mountain Dew.
Oops, DSP forgot he shook them up first... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 11 May 2005
16:41 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | since XX loves Mountian Dew... he drinks it... even the stuff on his hand from the spew...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 11 May 2005
17:57 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc takes one anyways and lets it spray all over himself. He's weird like that. An army of cats rush over to him and after drinking the liquid, become under his command. Jc tells them to skin XX alive- they happily do so. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 11 May 2005
18:13 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L calls his fleet of Protoss carriers into battle to utterly destroy XX. They do, and with extreme prejudice. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 12 May 2005
17:05 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Hey thats my line! Oh well -.-
PDM summons a Sorceress with items that have too many stats from Open Battle.net on Diablo 2, and uses the White Set (which is uber godly, to bad cant use in real, closed multiplayer) which therefore turns 3fg, xx, zedd, and sp into little piles of ash that are then jettisoned into the star at Betelgeuse (Read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy) for good measure. PDM then summons the most horrid of all creatures, Diablo fused with Bill Gates to annihalate the star in a pretty supernova that is very visable from Earth. Since Bill restricts all their computer activities, they cant do anything about this one. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 13 May 2005
14:27 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX has the wierd ability to make any cat LOVE him... (no... this really is true...) so skinned he is not...
He hands DSP a nice cold Dew... (it's not Mountian Dew... it's orge blood!) but DSP drinks and dosen't knotice?!?!?!?
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 May 2005
05:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | So what? I've had that power for a while now. Unfortunately for XX, they are an assortment of lions (female, the male don't do anything), tigers, bobcats, lynxes, cheetahs, leopards (including the snow variety), panthers, fisher cats, and one house cat (but its a mean one!) |
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 14 May 2005
07:49 GMT
Total Posts: 214 | catfish? |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 14 May 2005
09:11 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | And XX has a BIG bucket of chicken and fish for all of em! (And a good scratch under the chin and behind the ears)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 May 2005
11:54 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | They don't care, I filled them up with Jonny's corpse. See, don't enter a forum if you aren't prepared! |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 14 May 2005
11:59 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex, after observing for quite a long time, decides that catfish is a wonderful thing to discuss, and decides to step in and save poor jonny...
alex decides that those irritating AOL CD's are too out of date to be lethal, and slaps JC with his brand new Rammstein CD... Jc lights on fire after realizing what Rammstein does on stage in concert, and quickly runs off to resurrect jonny... |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 14 May 2005
14:02 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L chokes Alex and XX with his stormtrooper helmet. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 14 May 2005
14:04 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex doesnt see how L is gonna get that thing around his neck, and summons the power of his alliance to help him... then he realizes he is in no alliance, and hides in the corner until L goes away... |
