Author | Comment |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 15 May 2005 13:21 GMT Total Posts: Edit | I would like my intention to surrender this war to all parties involved. I also choose to forgo any and all protections granted to me by the Geneva Convention. Effective immediately. |
Andy Administrator Posted: 15 May 2005 14:42 GMT Total Posts: 939 | HEY! The last one said it was "the final frontier", meaning no more war! Everyone has to get along. :P
Computer, end program. |
TI Freak Probe Posted: 15 May 2005 14:48 GMT Total Posts: Edit | When were we a part of a Federation Holodeck?? |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 15 May 2005 15:04 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | when STAR TREK SUCKS! OH BURN! F MAJOR 7TH CHORD (F A C E!)
ok bye.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Andy Administrator Posted: 15 May 2005 16:33 GMT Total Posts: 939 | Yeah, we're all a holodeck simulation for people from the future to relive our lives and learn from them... |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 15 May 2005 16:36 GMT Total Posts: 507 | learn what? that people shouldnt be allowed to kill each other on forums? cuz whats wrong with that? |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 16 May 2005 11:37 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Everything.
So no one said anything about my totally blank post? |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 16 May 2005 13:12 GMT Total Posts: 507 | ya know, its ironic that 2 posts after i jump into the war, it ends... it must be something i said... or maybe im just a great peacemaker... |
Andy Administrator Posted: 16 May 2005 13:27 GMT Total Posts: 939 | Jc: I was going top scold you but ehhh it's not a blank post. :P
edit: and you know, all it had was <i> when I posted that... wtf? O_O
[Edited by Andy on 17-May-05 01:05] |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 16 May 2005 15:39 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX LIVES ON!!! And grabbs a remote and watched Family Guy on DVR
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
allynfolksjr Administrator
Posted: 16 May 2005 16:54 GMT Total Posts: 1892 | *Throws XX down a really deep well, nobody sees him again. |
darksideprogramming Guardian
Posted: 16 May 2005 17:01 GMT Total Posts: 1005 | Yeah right.
DSP redeclares war on all "former" participants, offering an alliance to only L and Jc and the admins. Go ahead, you heathens. Attack the unholy alliance and see what happens. |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 16 May 2005 17:17 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc obviously reaccepts, shakes his finger at naughty Andy for editing his post (you never hurt an admin in a war), and laughs because of his own odd method of blank posting.
Jc then steals XX's DVR of Family Guy and watches it with whoever wants to in his alliance. |
Andy Administrator Posted: 16 May 2005 18:16 GMT Total Posts: 939 | Andy accepts DSP's proposal, since he hasn't been in the past 5 or so threads anyway.
As for editing Jc's post, Andy surely didn't do that.
[17:57:53] <Nikky_S> There, I just participated in the "war." |
allynfolksjr Administrator
Posted: 16 May 2005 18:42 GMT Total Posts: 1892 | It appears that my post was before the timestamp in Andy's message. :-\ |
Andy Administrator Posted: 16 May 2005 18:44 GMT Total Posts: 939 | oh ffs drop it -_- i dont even know what file i would have to edit |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 16 May 2005 21:46 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L watches Family Guy with Jc non-stop. Thank god L is invincible, or else he would have died of laughter 5 minutes in to the marathon.
On a completely unrelated topic, it seemse like someone needs to keep the admins busy with somehting, like adding files, because they apparently have way too much spare time on their hands. |
allynfolksjr Administrator
Posted: 17 May 2005 06:43 GMT Total Posts: 1892 | It is simply one way for us to relieve stress that school produced!
And besides, all of the stuff I need to do looks hard. Okay fine, I'll see if I can't do something this weekend.
[Edited by allynfolksjr on 17-May-05 15:44] |
Andy Administrator Posted: 17 May 2005 08:05 GMT Total Posts: 939 | Blah, I pledged that there WILL be news today... Now I just need to find something... |
TI Freak Probe Posted: 17 May 2005 08:39 GMT Total Posts: Edit | You can post about the awesome Mario game that is being built, or something random in the world that is happening (like the pain reliever drug that is actually neutralizing a blood disease to where it doesn't show up) Seen it in or newspaper yesterday. |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 17 May 2005 14:15 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Well, I'm creating an interesting PC game... If I make a quicky demo and upload it, you can do that...
As for the war, Jc pokes TI-Freak's eye with a stick. |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 17 May 2005 14:23 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX takes the stick and uses his "Cure 4" card and heals TI-Freak8x... He then uses his "'Theta'Blitz" card on Jc wich does somewhere around 1000000 damage? He then uses a "Heal" card on himself!
(Jc and TI-Freak8x SHOULD know what I speak of...)
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 17 May 2005 19:01 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L then lays a "god" card on the table, and XX is cast into a pit of eternal suffering, where he is totally lacking in everything, including TI calcs and zombie burgers. Therefore, he suffers a horribly painful rest of eternity without dying. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 17 May 2005 21:57 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | poor xx. awww. 3fg feeds him lettuce and zombie burgers from inside his jacket pocket.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 18 May 2005 12:42 GMT Total Posts: Edit | To do that, you had to go in there. Jc slams the door on him and they can both suffer forever together. |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 18 May 2005 13:57 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Gwahahaha! Jc runs in and slices Jc's head clear off. He hides the body in a tar pit. Now everyone will think that I'm the real Jc. Hahaha!
Edit: Blasted HTML box!
Edit2: Blasted space malfunctions that come with HTML!
Edit3: Blasted HTML box again!!!!
[Edited by JcCorp on 18-May-05 23:11] |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 18 May 2005 17:13 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | hahahahahhahahha yeah that happened to me too.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox Carrier
Posted: 18 May 2005 21:51 GMT Total Posts: 2007 | L adopts the HTML box as his new greatest weapon of annoyance. L wonders aloud why somee of the html tags go away when you edit a post with the html box checked and if there is a way to fix that. Hmmmmmmmmm... |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 19 May 2005 13:31 GMT Total Posts: 507 | alex, still in the corner, makes a break for it, and decides that since XX is in the hole, alex will open the door and let him out... in exchange for something that will randomly appear later... |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 19 May 2005 16:31 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX decides to play the DOOM card and ye all are cast into darkness, he then uses the BACK card and resets his deck to wich he plays RAGE, ZBLITZ, and METEO!!!
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 20 May 2005 16:08 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc plays the JOEC card, which makes him so much cooler. :sunglasses2: |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 21 May 2005 07:10 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX plays his rare lvl 120 'theta'BLITZ card doing untold amounts of damage!!!!
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 21 May 2005 08:51 GMT Total Posts: 507 | Alex, receiving no thanks for his ingenius rescue, decides that his new industrial strength shredder could be useful soon... |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 21 May 2005 09:11 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX already thanked Alex... (he must of not heard)
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 21 May 2005 09:27 GMT Total Posts: 507 | XX unwittingly saves his Cards, clothing, and whatever other shreddable objects he may have had with him...
Alex, now stuck inside a giant soda can, decides that maybe he needs to get a little more violent... |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 22 May 2005 06:03 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Jc agrees and kicks the soda can down a flight of stairs. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 23 May 2005 13:49 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg likes the looks of that and kicks jc down the stairs. then he tries to skip down the stairs, with hilarious results.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 23 May 2005 13:52 GMT Total Posts: 507 | Alex, stuck in a rolling can, reminds JC who saved him from the pit, and kicks Jc back into the pit, slamming the door behind him, and confiscating everything he has except his Alcohol Based Cologne... (fwoosh!) |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 24 May 2005 13:20 GMT Total Posts: Edit | I was never in any pit... I think.
Jc teleports out onto a hippo. He rides it and tramples 3FG and Alex, taking his stuff back. Then the hippo turns into a million dollars. |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 24 May 2005 13:21 GMT Total Posts: 29 | Did you know a billion dollars would fill a 50x20x10 room 17 times!!!!
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 24 May 2005 15:32 GMT Total Posts: Edit | It's a check. :) |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 24 May 2005 18:06 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg puts a stop on the check (it was his check). he then punches the awesome 16 bit jc avatar. hard. it dies of massive internal hemmorhaging. however it is spelled. no, it is not aim's fault i cant spell it; its a hard word. shut up. 3fg sulks in a corner, somehow calling the point of view gun into existence. he shoot it at dsp who realizes that 3fg is actually is the master of universe, and subsequently gives him all his powers, titles, stashes, etc.
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 25 May 2005 11:08 GMT Total Posts: Edit | *waves hand* You will give them back to DSP.
He does.
Jc had a cheat code for unlimited health, so the punch didn't affect him. *does the 16-bit dance, no, I don't know what that is.* |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 25 May 2005 13:34 GMT Total Posts: 507 | alex edited the Cheats.ini file, making it so that the invincibility cheat really just hurt you more.
and yes jc, you were in the pit with XX for a while (the door shuts from the inside...) |
JcCorp Probe Posted: 25 May 2005 15:42 GMT Total Posts: Edit | Bah, my cheat file is read-only! Bah, Jc says! Jc can't be hurt anyway. |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 26 May 2005 13:34 GMT Total Posts: 507 | Alex knows how to make Readonly files editable, and points out how easy it is, accidentally deleting Jc's Sys32.dll file in the process... oops... |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 26 May 2005 15:41 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX decides that Alex's FAT32 storage system needs to go... all the files seem helplessly lost!!!
w00t! Rock! *XX waves hand*"This is not a jedi mind trick."
[Edited by Xero Xcape on 27-May-05 00:42]
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
threefingeredguy Ghost
Posted: 26 May 2005 21:29 GMT Total Posts: 1189 | i dont know what do delete on mac. uh how bout system folder, then finder.app . that should do the
--- Someone call for an exterminator? |
alex10819 Wraith Posted: 27 May 2005 06:03 GMT Total Posts: 507 | alex reminds XX that he has NTFS, not FAT32, and promply sends back a file called "look.exe"... which could be good, or could be bad... |
Xero Xcape Marine
Posted: 27 May 2005 14:11 GMT Total Posts: 29 | XX reminds Alex that his floppy drive runs FAT32 as well as some of his older RAM and ROM in his compy!!!
Plus XX deletes Alex's 83+'s storage system... He also sends Alex a file called "fuggetaboutit.z00.cot.cve.rem.dit.sre.cav.xee.c.sas.dev.del12" but Alex dosen't have the app to open it!!! (I wrote it in QBasic!)
--- BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |