| Author | Comment |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
16:56 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | i was nice, and made the new war thread...
now, back to slaying XX... |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
18:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | ohh, a slaying, something everyone can be a part of. A group activity, as it were! :-)
[Edited by allynfolksjr on 03-Jun-05 03:38] |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
20:03 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | heh... yeah, since he was dumb enough to attack an Admin... (notice how i capitalize Admin? lol...)
yes, slaying can be a group activity...
alex slaps XX across the face with a wet towel, leaving a big ugly welt... of course, it really just makes XX's face look better, cuz we all know it was too ugly before... |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
21:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Hm? Go ahead and attack me, after all, I'm but a medium sized lizard. An overcast day would do me over, I expect. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 3 Jun 2005
04:18 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | Plenty overcast past 2 days where i am. Not an attack, just a comment. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 3 Jun 2005
09:07 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | its been sunny but not too hot, only about 95, which is good for texas!
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 3 Jun 2005
09:53 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | its been raining non stop here...
alex takes a bucket of rain, pours it over XX's frail little head, who greedily drinks it, not knowing it contains little nano-robots, which quickly take over his brain... XX... you are my servant now... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 3 Jun 2005
11:38 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc creates a weather-changing device out of paper clips and uses it to focus the sun's rays onto XX. The rest of the earth enjoys a fair climate. Jc then gets a penguin. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 3 Jun 2005
11:50 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex sees Jc's penguin, thinks about that horrible movie "Billy Madison", and runs around behind the penguin yelling such things as "Penguin! penguin come back... penguin i love you!"
alex then finishes of XX with an extra large helping of Hotmail soup... XX dies of a Spam Seizure... |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 3 Jun 2005
20:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | You know, Andy would be really happy if you got a Gentoo Penguin. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 4 Jun 2005
03:52 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Okay then...
I don't get it... I'm guessing Allyn is sarcastic, but what the hey. This is a funny picture. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 4 Jun 2005
11:19 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX has unleashed all his hate on his attackers!!!!DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! phwip!XX disappears!!!*note* Knotice how the modren computer makes it so there's less mishaps in spelling so you can write anything and alot of programs wi*iasdf^iuhraw89*(SDARHJ8yfdjkfhkfykrwfsdf5646578765 *note*
[Edited by Xero Xcape on 04-Jun-05 20:19]
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 4 Jun 2005
11:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc shrugs and sighs. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 Jun 2005
22:04 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L returnsw for 15 brief seconds and in that time re-offers alliances to his former allies and massacres everyone else. That is all. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 6 Jun 2005
12:45 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex, once again in the corner, dodging the sudden onslaught of Admins, is starting to get worried...
meanwhile, Alex is wondering why his Winamp has suddenly self-destructed, forcing him to listen to music with *yikes...* Windows Media Player*...* until he could download a new copy...
alex runs in circles, throwing dodgeballs at anyone that doesnt have an "a" in their name, and isnt an Admin... (Jc is smart, and gets out of the way...)
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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 6 Jun 2005
13:25 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Yay L!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you just say I was SMART????
I was just lucky to dodge that, actually. I was picking an oreo from off the floor to eat. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 6 Jun 2005
15:05 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX attacks L with Winamp 2.6!!!! (The easier and best of them all!!! (especially with my nightvision or B&W skins applied!))
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
04:08 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | PDM accepts L's reoffering of alliance. PDM then runs after JC's penguin because his monkey wants to go penguin sledding. His monkey isnt the Avatar but can use all elements. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
06:59 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | >>XX attacks L with Winamp 2.6!!!! (The easier and best of them all!!! (especially with my nightvision or B&W skins applied!))
HAHA! i prefer my personal remix of the "Modern" Skin, with its bright colors and funky stuff... (sarcasm... i actually use the "mutteramp" skin...)
alex makes sure Jc knows he was just being nice, and didnt really mean it, then disappears back into the corner... oreos indeed... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
07:14 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | HA! HA! XX uses his barrage of 23 original skins he did 4 months ago!!! DIE by the blade og my equ knifes!!!
DOOM to you from the pits of my petty visualitions!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
07:22 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ha! i make my own Visualizations too! death to you by the hands of my Ramms+ein CD! death to you by the Stahlhammer remix of "Can't touch this"... and the English version of "Du Hast"
and finally, a blow from the Rammstein cover of "Pet Cemetary"... hahahaha... eat my dust! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
07:58 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | But my Styx and Deadsy slay you! My God of War and Katimari Damacy soundtracks fall hither on your face!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:23 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | oh, but my Rob Zombie CD blocks, while i strike back with Eisbaer! (i dont know the ASCII for an "a" with an umlaut... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:24 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | GWA HA! but my MP & The Holy Grail CD stomps your pending attacks while you wait for your status bar to fill!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:27 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | too bad! im on DSL! and my Dave Chappelle DVD blocks your Monty Python!
and, to finish him off, a blast of the Gnutella network, and a look at the Bulk Mail section of my Yahoo email... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:32 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | GWA! but my GMAIL account blocks your yahoo! and your Dave Chappel is blocked by my Carlos!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:39 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ahah! but i have GMAIL as well! and your carlos is slain by my Jeff Foxworthy (with Larry The Cable Guy for backup)...
heh... and then, you suddenly realize all your files have been deleted... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:42 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | but! I backup my GMAIL every week! and my Ron White throws your Jeff Foxworthy out the door! (into PUBliC) and I have the supreme power to make Jc scream like a little girl into your brains!!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:49 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | oh god! hold up a minute... be nice, im adding you into the union right now... but it takes time...
alex grabs Jc, gives him a shot of Morphine, and uses him to kill XX... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
08:57 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Woah!!!!! there there...
XX gives Jc some seditives, depressants, uppers, downers, lefties, righties, diagolans, E-ES', N-NW's... he than asks Jc... "Why do they call them FINGers?"
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
09:03 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ok, you're in the Union now...
anyway, alex adds onto XX's list: weed, crack, smack, blow, reefer, mary-jane, poppers, wingers, columbian, coke, and of course, Marijuana... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
09:08 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | d00d... about 5 of those I coverd, and 6 of them are the same thing...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
09:27 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | yup... but they are different names, and thats what matters...
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allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
14:59 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | How about we don't talk about this. ;-) |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
15:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | i wish i had some FINGers
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 7 Jun 2005
17:22 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | >>I have the supreme power to make Jc scream like a little girl into your brains!!!!<<
Hey! Who told you I... uh... uh... *nibbles on oreo and runs away*
Oh great. Now my urine sample is ruined! *dumps on XX* |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 8 Jun 2005
10:38 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | lol...
alex grabs XX, uses him as a human lockpick, and forces him to live inside GTA: San Andreas for the rest of his life... doom upon ye! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 8 Jun 2005
14:20 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | alex forgot that I beat SA using the "impossibly hard" cheat... (Makes EVERYTHING attack you... (yes, even the trees... if you hit them, they explode))
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 8 Jun 2005
14:28 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | sure... and alex beat Simcopter!
alex pushes XX into a small car, forces him to drink 3 gallons of coffee, and refuses to let him go to the bathroom... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 8 Jun 2005
14:40 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ...uhh... okay... (XX preffers MD:CR to Coffie though)
XX decides to pee his pants and throws the 5 munchkins down them at alex
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 9 Jun 2005
08:36 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex dodges the munchkins, which land in a munchkin case at Dunkin' Doughnuts, where XX stops to buy some doughnut holes... he ends up eating the same munchkins he threw at alex... poor, poor soul... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 Jun 2005
11:45 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc throws a "Wizard of Oz" munchkin at XX. It hits him and starts singing. XX becomes annoyed. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 9 Jun 2005
12:43 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex observes this, while singing along with the munchkin... alex hates the munchkins, they are very annoying as well... just so long as they annoy someone else more... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 12 Jun 2005
04:24 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc twiddles his thumbs...
Sigh, no one challenges the ultimate alliance. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 12 Jun 2005
13:46 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | lol... its what you get... you guys yanked all the fun out of it... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 13 Jun 2005
10:34 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Yeah... I wish some newbs would post so we could beat the snot out of 'em...
I mean... so they could beat us... ehehehehehe. |
pathetic_n00b
Probe
Posted: 13 Jun 2005
15:03 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | how kewl, warz thread! I wanna play too! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 13 Jun 2005
15:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | <_< I'm sure this is some sort of joke. Oh well... time to partake!!!
Jc rips his hand into the pathetic n00b and disconnects his heart. He then connects his speen to where his heart was. The resulting effect: the n00b's bloodstream fills with random bodily fluids, killing instantly. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 14 Jun 2005
12:34 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ooh... nice one Jc! alex takes the n00bs body, drains the blood, and has a big party, with some *wonderful* fruit punch... Alex then procedes to punch XX for drinking all the fruit punch... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 18 Jun 2005
10:36 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I drank it only because Jc spiked it with n00b juice
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
