| Author | Comment |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
07:17 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX starts out by smacking the person who made the 51st post in the last topic and DIDN'T START A NEW ONW
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
12:10 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc, a mod, does so with far more force. And mostly zedd, cuz... he's zedd. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
12:42 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | @XX-actually dude
that was you
so XX just got smacked really hard by Jc, zedd, and himself
i kno it was XX because i posted "3 more" and then zedd did one
and haveacalc did two
and then XX came up
so there
i declare myself the ruler of all electronix!
now you cannot do anything watsoever!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
14:12 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Except for ryantmer, whose computer is run by 16 specially trained weasels inside it.
Make that 15, one of them got caught in the fan. :img07:
[Edited by ryantmer on 19-Jun-06 23:14] |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
14:20 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | XD
funny
but you will still feel the wrath of electricity!
for i just sent a electro-shock via email to your little pets... hope you like your weasels shocked, not cooked ryantmer
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
16:49 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | *eats a weasel in the computer* |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
18:11 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L hands Jc the relish and bbq sauce, because no one in their right mind would eat weasels without bbq sauce and relish.
Edit: L also slaps Jc (for 0 damage) for not closing the old topic.
[Edited by Lunchbox on 20-Jun-06 03:12] |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
21:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Word to your respective mothers |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Jun 2006
22:06 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias welcomes XX into the fray (once again) with a complimentary rounhouse kick to the face courtesy of Chuck Norris.
Lord Mathias then pimpslaps allynfolksjr back into the 20th century.
*gasp* He's old news!!! Run!!! |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
04:50 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | Chuck Norris knits sweaters!!!
and by knits I mean Kills
and by sweaters I mean babies
(my friend told me that)
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no no no no no no!!
you don't eat weasels w/ bbq sauce!!! A1 steak sauce....
DUH!!!!
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@Jc--- who is merman!!!! ZOOLANDER???? or your Avatar
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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
13:44 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | No, zedd, I'm literally a merman. If my feet are completely surrounded by water, they transform into fins. It's kinda neat, but mermaid babes aren't really as hot as they appear in the media. That's why I eat their eggs.
*eats a mermaid egg* |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
15:29 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | zedd melts the polar ice cap..... causing the world to flood....
zedd, standing on dry land.... runs electricity through the water.....tries to shock Jc out of the water....
Jc ends up on the beach....
some other kid picks him up and brings it to his mommy...."it's dead"
....Jc is screeching for dear life.... barely surviving the electricity.... and now getting beat to death by a 7 year old...
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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
16:06 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Obviously, someone doesn't know that mer-people are impervious to electricity. Jc eats the 7-year-old child and his mother, who is actually zedd. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
17:35 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L pounds zedd over the head with <RandomObscureReference> Happy Calc! </RandomObscureReference>. Zedd dies of the pure happiness contained within. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
18:37 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydra now mutilates zedd for using my domain without permission by draining the water of electricity and shoving all of it (concentrated) up zedd's caboose. Him, being the poor flippy-off cat
is now the poor dead flippy-offy cat
and now hydra basks in with the multitude here, for he finally is rid of the nuisence we like to call "school"... at least for 2-3 months...
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
Liebe ist Krieg
Wraith
Posted: 20 Jun 2006
21:29 GMT
Total Posts: 542 | Realizing that Playing Starcraft for 3 days striaght can give you bad eyes... LiK joins the war by lining hydra, L, Jc, and Zedd all in a line and giving one large smack to there faces...using radioactive waste made from the carcases of dead ninjas.(thats rite. many ninjas---with a "s"). then LiK runs off back to his game....
...and slams the door behind himself. hahahahah HAHAHAHAAH
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~~~~LiK~~~~ |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 21 Jun 2006
07:49 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | hydra uses the power of electronics to shut off LiK's game and erase all of his files and his Battle.net profile
thus making him look like a nOOb all over again
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 21 Jun 2006
11:03 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | *MechaTech (deciding to join in and also talk in 3rd person) pulls out an extremely shiny penny and while everyone stares in amazement he decides to throw the penny right to L, L catches it and is immediantly jumped by everyone else. Meanwhile MechaTech sneaks off to his hoard of Extremely shiny stuff including not just Shiny pennies but nickels, dimes, quarters, and MechaTech's personal favorite: Shiny Dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Jun 2006
22:04 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | So ryantmer has a 16 Bit processor.
Oops, now 15. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
04:58 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc the mer-man is amused. He can't really "jump" anyone on land... with his current fins, anyways. In a surge of understanding, he develops a new calculus principle: 1=0. He proves it successfully and creates a rip in the space-time thingamajigger. This... thing... sucks all of his enemies into another, oxygen-less dimention, and Jc and his allies relax with iced tea or something as their enemies go boom. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
07:34 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | only hydralisk
due to the fact that he is the controller of all electronics
sucks in a calculator and proves that statement wrong, thus closing the rip in the space-time continuom wen everyone but him and Jc and his allies is sucked in
hehe
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
08:38 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | *MechaTech (now realizing his mistake) then throws the Ultimate Extremely Shiny EXPLOSIVE Penny straight to Jc, Who is then jumped by everyone else while MechaTech's :alien: alien :alien: "friends" invite MechaTech into there spaceship, Where MechaTech then activates the semi-atomic explosive/implosive Penny, Which explodes to a distance of about 10 ft (just enough to kill everyone) and then implodes everything in that area to the size of 1 sub-atomic particles..... Oh... and Hydralisk can't counter because of the fact that he is distracted by the pretty colors of the fish underwater......... Oh and the Extremely shiny penny, and the fact that even if he stopped the electronics, there is a non-electronic timer (like a watch) that also could activate the semi-atomic explosive/implosive Penny..... Jc is too busy being jumped.... Metal lunchboxes tend to sink, allyfolksjr's eyes are swollen closed due to the Extreme amount of chlorine in the water (Hmmmm...... Now who could have done that???) and Xero Xcape is too busy slapping himself for slapping himself and for making the 51st post..... ryantmer is too busy burying what's left of the weasels with a navy burial, Zedd (being a feline ninja) is drowning in the water because well, he's a cat.... LIK (who has been attempting to rebuild his starcraft game) has is still in shock and is just pacing (while building his starcraft game therefore not paying attention) from the location of the penny and his house suddenly is now submerged completely (with his game still in hand) is now being electrofried as is everyone else.... except jc who is electricity proof but is still busy being jumped, the shock causes lord mathias's force powers to fail along with his darth vader looking suit (which stops life support) so he dies.... and john777 well he's named john so he just chases after the shiny penny which is going to explode now that no one can counter.....
I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys: :dead: or :worship_a:
MeechaTech: :lmao_a: or :alien: (depends on what planet MechaTech's on
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My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
08:56 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | actually i counter because im not distracted
for ive absorbed my computer and i hav waaay more RAM than all of you
XD
anywaysi notice exactly wat that is
and since me and Jc's group are the only ones left
i catch the penny and listen and notice that the timer only has 2 seconds left
so i take it and launch it and it explodes next to mechatech's alien craft
What now?!?!
XD
hehehe
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
09:21 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | oh you didn't know? aliens have WAAAAAAY better technology that whatever you guys are.... and we are much stronger..... that thing is nearly as dense as a black hole!!!!!! have fun with the hernia you now have!!!! Muhahahahahahahaha.... 2-1-0 BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! *sucking noise starts because of the implosion*
ok since MechaTech is now the only warrior left.... MechaTech will now declare himself ruler of all wormholes (including the ones that override the time-space continuim) so even if you could kill MechaTech, MechaTech would have already seen the future and know what you would try to do...... so don't try it....
P.S. if by some strange power you do survive.... tell MechaTech what the truces are so MechaTech know who's on who's team.........
[Edited by mechatech84 on 22-Jun-06 18:30]
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My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
10:01 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | John777: +.+ I never actually thought of that... thats hilarious. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
11:30 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | umm i already told you
i imploded the thing next to you and your ship
in fact everyone BUT you survived
listen next time, buddy
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
12:06 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc busy being jumped? What are YOU smoking?
They jumped his little brother by accident. Oh well, he might as well save him. Jc waves his hand, causing the "alien friends" to spontaneously combust.
Jc then turns in the direction of the so-called Mechatech. He transforms out of his merman self into... well, his own self. Using a simple pencil and paper, he writes the following sentence:
"Mechatech then went and destroyed himself for no apparent reason."
He reads it and smiles, watching in glee as Mechatech begins inserting rocks up his own nose. Mechatech then trys to get the rocks out by shooting them with a handgun. He misses, and he is now a bloody mess on the floor.
Ah, imagination is truly the door to success.
As for Hydralisk... Well, let's just say that Jc tried a little experiment to see if he is anything like the hydras in greek legend. He pulls out a nasty-big sword from seemingly nowhere and chops off the quivering creature's head.
Nope, nothing grew back. His blood looks pretty neat, though.
Jc now looks around at his vanquished foes. It seems about time to him to be hittin' the ol' dusty trail. But before he goes, he summons a few cute girls to keep him company.
But what's this? It seems that zedd is blocking the road! But it's no matter for the magnificence of Jc, who only needs to glance at zedd. Immediately, the human roadblock's neck disappears, and his head rolls onto the ground. It then melts into a liquid and reforms as a roll of toilet paper somehow.
A happy ending for all, no? |
mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
14:29 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | <MechaTech controlling the Universe>
Except for one little "mistake".... just before JC Turns towards MechaTech, MechaTech activates his Ultimate Wormhole Thus taking him back in "time" to where none of you are born.... The Ultimate Wormhole also stops all space and time while it is opened, therefore stopping anyone from countering. Meanwhile, Since MechaTech opened the Ultimate Wormhole, he is the only one not affected, so he proceeds to wreak havoc by killing all you guys relatives, Thus stopping you from being born and therefore sealing you guys in an alternate dimension often known as "LaLa Land" where you are forced to always and forever frolic in green pastures with blue skies and lots of sunshine..... (It could be worse) MechaTech then finishes what he started 3 posts before this one, and establishes a new form of government called Democratic Dictatership. In Democratic Dictatership MechaTech is the Dictater and my alien friends' clones (The aliens have already mastered cloning, teleportation, time travel, and The Ultimate Mega Ultra Super-Duper Free High-speed Internet with out advertisements. A few of the Many Reasons MechaTech is friends with them) are the Democratic part meaning they enforce the laws that The "President" puts into order. They Judge the Laws that The "President" puts into order and they also make the laws that the "President" puts into order.... (By president MechaTech means the evil dictator Behind the scenes that no one knows about because they just don't know) The aliens then proceed taking over the planet peacefully with peace treaties, It's only when peace treaties fail that you see the "accidental" explosion of entire countries. Soon MechaTech is Supreme Ruler of The Solar System!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oh By the way, "LaLa Land" is limited on space and time. It would normally just disappear along with everything in it within 15 yrs.... So The Ultimate Wormhole also Slows Time down in "LaLa Land" but your minds keep moving at the same speed, causing it to lengthen your lifetime in comparision to the Environment surrounding you. So basically your watching a Slow-Motion movie from inside the Movie......)
@ Hydralisk: THE PENNY IS NEARLY AS DENSE AS A BLACK HOLE, ONLY USING A TRACTOR BEAM WHICH ONLY THE ALIENS HAVE COULD YOU EVEN BUDGE IT!!!!!!!!! SO I REPEAT:
"have fun with the hernia you now have!!!! Muhahahahahahahaha...."
</MechaT- hahahahahaha Did you really think MechaTech would ever give up control of the universe?!?!?!?!
This story is as endless as my power... Meaning It will never end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :alien:
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My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
16:07 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | im not really gonna read all that
but wat i am gonna do is revive myself
somehow....
and now im invisible and now a NARUTO ninja
so wenever you attack me
ill trade with you
and somehow the laws of physics will fail and youll attack yourself
so dont even try it on me
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
mechatech84
Dragoon
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
16:32 GMT
Total Posts: 96 | MechaTech now realizing that hydralisk Just Won't Die decides that he will make a good pet, so MechaTech Uses Alien Technology to Make Hydralisk an Ultimate Ruler of the Universe... BUT WAIT!!!! The power bounces off Hydralisk and makes MECHATECH the Ultimate Ruler of the Universe..... oh darn..... I guess your plan back fired.....
hehehehehehehehehehe
Edit: I forgot to let you know that that was an attack so you were forced to counter making me blah blah blah.......
[Edited by mechatech84 on 23-Jun-06 01:33]
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My personal (unofficial) records on 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube: regular-24.06 sec, one-hand-50.67, with feet-5:40, number of people taught (in person)-at least 15. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
20:15 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | well ill ally with you if you want
i dont hav any allies yet
except for zedd
but he forgot about that long ago
so mechatech- your now my ally
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 22 Jun 2006
20:34 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Ahh, the days of the FAT16 file system how we miss thee.
[Edited by john777 on 23-Jun-06 05:35] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 23 Jun 2006
04:26 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Mechatech fails miserably at his little daydream of defeating Jc. Do you know why? Because he called him "JC". BIG MISTAKE.
Even if he could have tried to activate anything, he would have exploded in a huge mess of burning angry bears that explode into bugs. But Jc was kind and simply deactivated the remote. Rather than take Mechatech's little duckwalk, the universe sets back to the way it was supposed to be: the one Jc intended.
BTW, Hydralisk the Naruto ninja is dubbed into English brutally and painfully. He becomes a sin of nature and... um... wait, he's already dead. He re-kills himself. |
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 23 Jun 2006
05:25 GMT
Total Posts: 428 | What the -<exploitive deleted>-
holy hell <oxymoron>
Holy -<exploitive deleted>-
fiendish friend <oxynoron>
Snikies.....
-<exploitive deleted>-
hydralisk.....you wanted an alliance and now..... you back stabber!!
@L..... I am your father(daddy if you prefer)... not a mother
I am incapable of taking on such duties that the kid wouldn't make it passed 2 months
[Edited by zedd on 23-Jun-06 14:27]
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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 23 Jun 2006
08:33 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | zedd, if you want vengence upon Hydralisk, Jc is willing to set you on fire and toss you at Hydralisk while he's covered in gasoline... *does so without permission* |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 23 Jun 2006
11:30 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | o i thought you forgot zedd
cus you like attacked me back there... somewhere
so ya lets keep the aliance
mechatech, your skrewed
with the evil whims of zedd
and my fast-ness of a Naruto ninja (who said anything about the english version =P)
your going down!!!!
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 23 Jun 2006
14:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | The english version sucks so much. I can't stand to watch it. Dattebayo translates to nothing, so instead of believe it they could have at least had him say something equally meaningless.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 23 Jun 2006
15:26 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | exactly
which is why nobody mentioned the english version
i just said
NARUTO-ninja
so there
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 25 Jun 2006
10:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | That doesn't make sense. Plus you DID mention the english version. 3fg explodes everyone out of sheer boredom.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 25 Jun 2006
13:30 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | What the <explicitive deleted> is that thing? Is that an <object deleted> ontop of a <object deleted>? With a <noun deleted> <verb deleted> to <noun deleted>? Holy <explicitive deleted> <adjective deleted> a <noun deleted>! <verb deleted> <adjective deleted> <noun deleted>!
[Edited by Xero Xcape on 25-Jun-06 22:32]
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 25 Jun 2006
15:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | @XX: What the heck? Did I just win? |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 25 Jun 2006
21:24 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | It's Mad libs
1.)Heck
2.)Ice Cream Sunday
3.)Sports Car
4.)Carmel Covered Cherry
5.)Sticking
6.)The Paint Job
7.)Shinkies
8.)A Sports
9.)Car
10.)Run
11.)Away
12.)Ice Cream
What the <Heck> is that thing? Is that an <Ice Cream Sunday> ontop of a <Sports Car>? With a <Carmel Covered Cherry> <Sticking> to <The Paint Job>? Holy <Shinkies> <A Sports> a <Car>! <Run> <Away> <Ice Cream>!
Make Your own. :)
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 25 Jun 2006
21:36 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | umm... no xD have you ever seen the demented cartoon movie?
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
Hydralisk5201
Wraith
Posted: 26 Jun 2006
06:30 GMT
Total Posts: 576 | no but my parents hav it hidden somewhere...
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Flintlock Durden says "The things you eat end up eating you" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Jun 2006
08:01 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | XX: Yes. Now let's never speak of it again. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 26 Jun 2006
11:06 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | /me suggests a title for the next topic (as there will undoubtedly be one): "Mommy, why won't the killed/retardedness stop?" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Jun 2006
12:17 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc launches a missile at a rock, just for the heck of it. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 26 Jun 2006
20:54 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Oops Sorry.
But you have to admitt it was minutely funny. :)
[Edited by john777 on 27-Jun-06 05:58] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 26 Jun 2006
21:46 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | The rock launches a nuclear missile back at Jc. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 27 Jun 2006
03:59 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc eats the minute missile and feels it snap, crackle, and pop inside his mouth. So THAT'S how rice crispies are made. |
