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zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Mar 2006
15:16 GMT
Total Posts: 428
what do you say to your parents that shuts them up???
at least make them think...

thanx

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TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 20 Mar 2006
10:18 GMT
Total Posts:

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"Have you ever farted so hard your back cracked?" :P lol, just kidding... My parents for the most part always have a wise crack or two... :)
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 20 Mar 2006
15:05 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
"I'm gonna do my chores for the next month without receiving allowance or the hope thereof". That usually drops a few jaws ;-) .
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 20 Mar 2006
15:44 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
Look, if it's about the (insert disgusting or creepy animal here) in my dresser, I will take care of it on saturday.

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Someone call for an exterminator?
ryantmer
Wraith
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Posted: 20 Mar 2006
18:33 GMT
Total Posts: 692
"Please." That usually drops a few jaws, pops a few eyes, and creates many questions about what you were doing at your friends' house last night.
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 20 Mar 2006
20:39 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
You could also try going on a rant about the wornders of ecstasy, but that gets bad jaw drops. Usually.
zedd
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Mar 2006
18:43 GMT
Total Posts: 428
i'm talking like
when you're getting yelled at and it doesn't stop
ie: test grades
getting home 2 hours/minutes later than expected
attitude problem
lack of motivation
slacking off

i have said almost every wise @$$ answer every reversal(different time different place)every answer that i have come up with..... and i almost perfected my blank stare and am still working on the auto pilot(yes...uh huh...yeah...so....maybe)with the corresponding head movements

i can only come up with so many.... i'm starting to run low....



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Na + H2O = Keanu Reeves........WOW





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