| Author | Comment |
Sromio
Probe
Posted: 22 Aug 2006
10:08 GMT
Total Posts: 4 | Here, I talk about news, while I make fun of it. (Note: Most things I say aren't completely accurate.)
Recently in the world...
--In the U.S, liquids are now prohibited from boarding aircrafts, since terrorists smuggled a liquid explosive. **So that must mean that if you have diarrhea, you can't board an airplane.** =P
--A new movie is coming out: Rocky Balboa-- our same old Rocky as before. **...Nothing to make fun of for this one...**
--Schoolteacher John Mark Karr is appearing today in a Los Angeles courtroom for a hearing that will determine when he goes to Colorado to face charges in the 1996 slaying of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey. **Personally, JonBenet would seem like a boy's name, so when the newscasters refer to Jonny as "beauty queen", I'm thinking "Drag queen".** =D (May she rest in peace)
--Cannibalism suspect faces murder trial: A man accused of killing a 10-year-old girl in what investigators describe as a cannibalistic plot will be tried for first-degree murder, a judge ruled Tuesday. Prosecutors have said they will seek the death penalty for Kevin Ray Underwood, 26, accused of strangling Jamie Rose Bolin. **Why would a grown man eat a 10-year=old child? There wouldn't be enough meat inside a child; just bones and undeveloped reproductive organs** =) (May she rest in peace)
^*If anybody has something about the world to share, then please go ahead.*^ |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 22 Aug 2006
18:52 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Chapstick is disallowed... K-Y Jelly, however, is allowed (under 4oz). It makes me wonder what the feds are up to. <.< |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 22 Aug 2006
19:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | The mile high club is free to continue.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 22 Aug 2006
21:45 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | I'm sure if you carry k-y jelly on an airplane, you're not a member of the mile high club, but I won't get into that. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 22 Aug 2006
21:56 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | It may help you be a member (or assert your membership).
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 23 Aug 2006
04:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | roflmfao.
Every day members of our armed forces are in harm's way, whilst we sit and do nothing. Think about that. |
