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JcCorp
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Posted: 15 May 2005
13:21 GMT
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I would like my intention to surrender this war to all parties involved. I also choose to forgo any and all protections granted to me by the Geneva Convention. Effective immediately.
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 15 May 2005
14:42 GMT
Total Posts: 939
HEY! The last one said it was "the final frontier", meaning no more war! Everyone has to get along. :P

Computer, end program.
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 15 May 2005
14:48 GMT
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When were we a part of a Federation Holodeck??
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 15 May 2005
15:04 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
when STAR TREK SUCKS! OH BURN! F MAJOR 7TH CHORD (F A C E!)

ok bye.

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Andy
Administrator
Posted: 15 May 2005
16:33 GMT
Total Posts: 939
Yeah, we're all a holodeck simulation for people from the future to relive our lives and learn from them...
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 15 May 2005
16:36 GMT
Total Posts: 507
learn what? that people shouldnt be allowed to kill each other on forums? cuz whats wrong with that?
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 May 2005
11:37 GMT
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Everything.

So no one said anything about my totally blank post?
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 16 May 2005
13:12 GMT
Total Posts: 507
ya know, its ironic that 2 posts after i jump into the war, it ends... it must be something i said... or maybe im just a great peacemaker...
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 16 May 2005
13:27 GMT
Total Posts: 939
Jc: I was going top scold you but ehhh it's not a blank post. :P

edit: and you know, all it had was <i> when I posted that... wtf? O_O

[Edited by Andy on 17-May-05 01:05]
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 16 May 2005
15:39 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX LIVES ON!!! And grabbs a remote and watched Family Guy on DVR

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allynfolksjr
Administrator
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Posted: 16 May 2005
16:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
*Throws XX down a really deep well, nobody sees him again.
darksideprogramming
Guardian
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Posted: 16 May 2005
17:01 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Yeah right.

DSP redeclares war on all "former" participants, offering an alliance to only L and Jc and the admins. Go ahead, you heathens. Attack the unholy alliance and see what happens.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 May 2005
17:17 GMT
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Jc obviously reaccepts, shakes his finger at naughty Andy for editing his post (you never hurt an admin in a war), and laughs because of his own odd method of blank posting.

Jc then steals XX's DVR of Family Guy and watches it with whoever wants to in his alliance.
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 16 May 2005
18:16 GMT
Total Posts: 939
Andy accepts DSP's proposal, since he hasn't been in the past 5 or so threads anyway.

As for editing Jc's post, Andy surely didn't do that.

[17:57:53] <Nikky_S> There, I just participated in the "war."
allynfolksjr
Administrator
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Posted: 16 May 2005
18:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
It appears that my post was before the timestamp in Andy's message. :-\
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 16 May 2005
18:44 GMT
Total Posts: 939
oh ffs drop it -_- i dont even know what file i would have to edit
Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 16 May 2005
21:46 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L watches Family Guy with Jc non-stop. Thank god L is invincible, or else he would have died of laughter 5 minutes in to the marathon.

On a completely unrelated topic, it seemse like someone needs to keep the admins busy with somehting, like adding files, because they apparently have way too much spare time on their hands.
allynfolksjr
Administrator
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Posted: 17 May 2005
06:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
It is simply one way for us to relieve stress that school produced!

And besides, all of the stuff I need to do looks hard. Okay fine, I'll see if I can't do something this weekend.

[Edited by allynfolksjr on 17-May-05 15:44]
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 17 May 2005
08:05 GMT
Total Posts: 939
Blah, I pledged that there WILL be news today... Now I just need to find something...
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 17 May 2005
08:39 GMT
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You can post about the awesome Mario game that is being built, or something random in the world that is happening (like the pain reliever drug that is actually neutralizing a blood disease to where it doesn't show up) Seen it in or newspaper yesterday.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 May 2005
14:15 GMT
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Well, I'm creating an interesting PC game... If I make a quicky demo and upload it, you can do that...

As for the war, Jc pokes TI-Freak's eye with a stick.
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 17 May 2005
14:23 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX takes the stick and uses his "Cure 4" card and heals TI-Freak8x...
He then uses his "'Theta'Blitz" card on Jc wich does somewhere around 1000000 damage?
He then uses a "Heal" card on himself!

(Jc and TI-Freak8x SHOULD know what I speak of...)

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 17 May 2005
19:01 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L then lays a "god" card on the table, and XX is cast into a pit of eternal suffering, where he is totally lacking in everything, including TI calcs and zombie burgers. Therefore, he suffers a horribly painful rest of eternity without dying.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 17 May 2005
21:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
poor xx. awww. 3fg feeds him lettuce and zombie burgers from inside his jacket pocket.

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 18 May 2005
12:42 GMT
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To do that, you had to go in there. Jc slams the door on him and they can both suffer forever together.
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 18 May 2005
13:57 GMT
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Gwahahaha! Jc runs in and slices Jc's head clear off. He hides the body in a tar pit.
Now everyone will think that I'm the real Jc. Hahaha!

Edit: Blasted HTML box!

Edit2: Blasted space malfunctions that come with HTML!

Edit3: Blasted HTML box again!!!!

[Edited by JcCorp on 18-May-05 23:11]
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 18 May 2005
17:13 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
hahahahahhahahha yeah that happened to me too.

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Lunchbox
Carrier
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Posted: 18 May 2005
21:51 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L adopts the HTML box as his new greatest weapon of annoyance. L wonders aloud why somee of the html tags go away when you edit a post with the html box checked and if there is a way to fix that. Hmmmmmmmmm...
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 19 May 2005
13:31 GMT
Total Posts: 507
alex, still in the corner, makes a break for it, and decides that since XX is in the hole, alex will open the door and let him out... in exchange for something that will randomly appear later...
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 19 May 2005
16:31 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX decides to play the DOOM card and ye all are cast into darkness, he then uses the BACK card and resets his deck to wich he plays RAGE, ZBLITZ, and METEO!!!

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 May 2005
16:08 GMT
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Jc plays the JOEC card, which makes him so much cooler. :sunglasses2:
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 21 May 2005
07:10 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX plays his rare lvl 120 'theta'BLITZ card doing untold amounts of damage!!!!

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alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 21 May 2005
08:51 GMT
Total Posts: 507
Alex, receiving no thanks for his ingenius rescue, decides that his new industrial strength shredder could be useful soon...
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 21 May 2005
09:11 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX already thanked Alex... (he must of not heard)

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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche.
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 21 May 2005
09:27 GMT
Total Posts: 507
XX unwittingly saves his Cards, clothing, and whatever other shreddable objects he may have had with him...

Alex, now stuck inside a giant soda can, decides that maybe he needs to get a little more violent...
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 22 May 2005
06:03 GMT
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Jc agrees and kicks the soda can down a flight of stairs.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 23 May 2005
13:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3fg likes the looks of that and kicks jc down the stairs. then he tries to skip down the stairs, with hilarious results.

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alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 23 May 2005
13:52 GMT
Total Posts: 507
Alex, stuck in a rolling can, reminds JC who saved him from the pit, and kicks Jc back into the pit, slamming the door behind him, and confiscating everything he has except his Alcohol Based Cologne... (fwoosh!)
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 May 2005
13:20 GMT
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I was never in any pit... I think.

Jc teleports out onto a hippo. He rides it and tramples 3FG and Alex, taking his stuff back. Then the hippo turns into a million dollars.
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 24 May 2005
13:21 GMT
Total Posts: 29
Did you know a billion dollars would fill a 50x20x10 room 17 times!!!!

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 24 May 2005
15:32 GMT
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It's a check. :)
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 24 May 2005
18:06 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3fg puts a stop on the check (it was his check). he then punches the awesome 16 bit jc avatar. hard. it dies of massive internal hemmorhaging. however it is spelled. no, it is not aim's fault i cant spell it; its a hard word. shut up. 3fg sulks in a corner, somehow calling the point of view gun into existence. he shoot it at dsp who realizes that 3fg is actually is the master of universe, and subsequently gives him all his powers, titles, stashes, etc.

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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 25 May 2005
11:08 GMT
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*waves hand* You will give them back to DSP.

He does.

Jc had a cheat code for unlimited health, so the punch didn't affect him. *does the 16-bit dance, no, I don't know what that is.*
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 25 May 2005
13:34 GMT
Total Posts: 507
alex edited the Cheats.ini file, making it so that the invincibility cheat really just hurt you more.

and yes jc, you were in the pit with XX for a while (the door shuts from the inside...)
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 25 May 2005
15:42 GMT
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Bah, my cheat file is read-only! Bah, Jc says! Jc can't be hurt anyway.
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 26 May 2005
13:34 GMT
Total Posts: 507
Alex knows how to make Readonly files editable, and points out how easy it is, accidentally deleting Jc's Sys32.dll file in the process... oops...
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 26 May 2005
15:41 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX decides that Alex's FAT32 storage system needs to go... all the files seem helplessly lost!!!

w00t! Rock!


*XX waves hand*"This is not a jedi mind trick."

[Edited by Xero Xcape on 27-May-05 00:42]

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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche.
threefingeredguy
Ghost
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Posted: 26 May 2005
21:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
i dont know what do delete on mac. uh how bout system folder, then finder.app . that should do the

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alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 27 May 2005
06:03 GMT
Total Posts: 507
alex reminds XX that he has NTFS, not FAT32, and promply sends back a file called "look.exe"... which could be good, or could be bad...
Xero Xcape
Marine
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Posted: 27 May 2005
14:11 GMT
Total Posts: 29
XX reminds Alex that his floppy drive runs FAT32 as well as some of his older RAM and ROM in his compy!!!

Plus XX deletes Alex's 83+'s storage system... He also sends Alex a file called
"fuggetaboutit.z00.cot.cve.rem.dit.sre.cav.xee.c.sas.dev.del12"
but Alex dosen't have the app to open it!!! (I wrote it in QBasic!)

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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche.


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