| Author | Comment |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 27 May 2005
18:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | worst...name...ever....
evil spirits that possesed me to put that be gone!
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 May 2005
07:35 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Jc's rocket launcher rips the "lucky" ducky a new one. Lucky him. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
07:42 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Luckly XX's PC is just a collection of spare electrons spread across the internet and it is un-stoppable!!!
*note* Although wouldn't it be really cool in 2007 someone came out with a PC that was a mouse, keyboard, CD, CDR, CDRW, CDR+, CDRW+, DVD, DVDR, DVDRW, DVDR+, DVDRW+, BluRay, and HDCD player, and monitor. (With USB ports) And it ran off the internet's raw power? *note*
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
10:36 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex puts a tap onto XX's internet, and changes every .bat file XX downloads to:
@echo off
cd c:\WINDOWS
del \WINDOWS
color 4D
echo HAHAHA! I WIN!
%1.BAT
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
10:53 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | meh... XX uses not those .bat files alex found...
besides XX's .bat files are not to be found, but still used!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:31 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | oh, but little does XX know that the .bat files were just a decoy... while XX was busy deleting them, something more sinister was happening... Alex was planning something huge...something profound... something miraculous...something humongous...and they shall call him: Alex... Alex decides he likes his new Windows skin, as can be seen in this screeny... Screeny and then, in an amazing show of intelligence (?) Alex runs down the road after a passing "Little Debbie" truck...
[Edited by alex10819 on 28-May-05 20:32] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:35 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | No way!!! I just put on that same skin a few days ago!!!
And Jc, disguised as the truck driver, offers a twinkie to alex. He takes a bite and realizes he just ate a twinkie filled with acidic cream. His insides burn out, and he lives, but he no longer has any organs and is just a skeleton with skin (that can't move). |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:40 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex, being smarter than anyone thought, expected Jc would do something stupid, and lined his stomach with lime before chasing the truck... |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:40 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex, being smarter than anyone thought, expected Jc would do something stupid, and lined his stomach with lime before chasing the truck... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:40 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX never deletes anything!!! (he just moves them to gmail)
XX offers Jc a nice big helping of AOL!!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:44 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex laughs as Jc squirms in pain, and reminds Jc that no Little Debbie driver would have a Twinkie, since those are made by Hostess... duh...
oh, and 3fg, if you read this, its Douglas Adams... and you're so right...
[Edited by alex10819 on 28-May-05 20:45] |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
11:59 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX gives alex a phone... AOL is thinking he wants to quit... XX ties the phone to alex's head...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:05 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex goes insane listening to the Beep Beep Beep of the busy signal, and suddenly grabs XX, flinging him in to a huge pile of Windows ME CD's... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:11 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | noooooo!!!! but XX is immune to WinME due to his usage of Win2000!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:14 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | blah! Alex quickly modifies XX's win2000 login account to "guest" status, disables all Administrator, Power User, etc accounts, and then locks the computer... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:32 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Alex forgot about Win2000's big downfall... it's ability to be overridden by simple hacks! XX now had GOD status on his PC!!! he then procedes to "eliminate" DSP and Alex!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:45 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ahha! but Alex "accidentally" reformatted XX's hard drive and installed Win3.1 |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:53 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX uses a custom RAPD drive systed (Random Access Placment Drive) and thus inlu 10% of his info was lost or crouupt!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
12:58 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | yes, but alex uses a giant Electric Magnet... and besides, what good is a hard drive if your mother board has been stolen? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 May 2005
13:24 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc konks XX's and Alex's heads together for having so many posts. And lining your stomach with lime doesn't seem too bright.
And fine, its a twinkie knockoff. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
13:40 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | when Alex's head comes into contact with XX's, the combination of matter (alex's head), and nothing (XX's "head") creates a gigantic explosion, killing Jc... too bad... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 May 2005
13:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc can't die, stupid! He summons DSP to kill Alex. And XX. Meh, why not? |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
13:44 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ahah! but i dont see DSP...
Alex says Jc should team up with him to kill XX, making the war a bit more fun... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 28 May 2005
13:47 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Alright... you hold 'em, I'll hit 'em...
With a grenade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, Alex dodged out of the way just in time. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 28 May 2005
13:50 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | yeah... Alex learned Kung Fu from watching the matrix, and uses his powers to shove XX into a storm grate, then boarded it shut... with boards of tungsten... and nails of diamond... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 30 May 2005
17:44 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Due to his powers (to be revealed at a later time...) XX's avitar attacks Alex!!! Long live the atlantas chick!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 31 May 2005
09:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP is proud of the war he has started here in this forum. DSP has not been attacked in quite some time, and will kick back and relax until some stupid person decides to attack DSP, who is immortal and indestructible. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 31 May 2005
10:06 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex, seeing a large blue hunk of avatar flying towards him, quickly ducks, letting the giant Avatar fly into a passing plane, which crashed into another storm grate. the generated fireball torches XX's arm hair, and XX is forced to smell burning flesh and hair for all eternity... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 May 2005
12:30 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc uses a bottle of chloroform to knock XX out, then he shaves off XX's eyebrows and the hair on his head! hehehehe. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 31 May 2005
12:34 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex, seeing XX is discomfort, quickly grabs XX and forces him to watch every Michael Moore film ever made, then that funny documentary "Supersize Me", followed by the last State of The Union Address... XX dies of sheer boredom at the last part...(it isnt good to go from irritated->happy->bored in a short period of time :) |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 31 May 2005
13:44 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | (Well... I liked the part when Michael asked "Is it really a smart idea to give away guns at a bank?" oh... laughs for hours) XX then has Alex assaniated and has Jc "dissappear" into his SE's OS to have fun with the corruption there!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 31 May 2005
13:47 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | note: gaaah... must you quote? (actually, i kinda liked those movies... he is just easy to pick on)...
Alex uses his charm to persuade the assassin to kill XX instead, reminding him what happened in Kill Bill... (vol. 2) |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 May 2005
14:47 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Sorry, I work in a new number system that is base fourty-two. I screw up your calc. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 31 May 2005
15:25 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | (Jc acually... Omnicalc did it... really... plus a base 42 number system would be cool!!! also in a "shell" I was making you could do simple math so you didn't have to exit the shell... and if you did 6x9 you got 42 HAR HAR HAR)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 May 2005
18:02 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | XX takes a tough math test, and forgets Jc is in his calculator.
XX: "AUGH! How could I get EVERY problem wrong?!?!"
Teacher: "Is your calculator working?"
XX: "Oooh, that Jc... I'll get him... RAM reset!"
Jc: "Haha, you missed! And you deleted T14!!!"
XX: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "I'm sorry, XX, you'll have to repeat the 4th grade."
XX: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Wait... why did you call me XX?"
Teacher: "XX, I am your father!!!"
XX: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DSP???"
Teacher: "No. Darth Vader."
XX: "Who's he?"
Teacher: "Sigh..."
XX: "Why did you just scream 'sigh?'"
Teacher: "Uh..."
Jc runs out of the calc and laughs. He grows to 6'2" and gets $10. |
PogoDaMonkey
Dragoon
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
10:25 GMT
Total Posts: 72 | PDM decides to wonder where most of the other people went off to (because most of his posts were from school computers, they didnt make it thru because of DDR [?] score)
Anyway, Darth Vader ends up being not XX's father, but his Daddy, as he proceeds to slap him with his plastic bop-em lightsaber.
Edit:PDM also wonders what crappy calculator game alex's avatar is from, then corrupts the data file with his flaming monkey.
[Edited by PogoDaMonkey on 02-Jun-05 19:27] |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
11:19 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | oh... the avatar is from my game in progress... i dont care if you call it crappy, cuz its under half a k, plus 2 pics (one for sprites, and one for the background)...
anyway, Alex reminds PDM that he uses 128mb encryption on the servers that hold his data, and PDM failed miserably in his pitiful attempt to bring down "The Programmer Formerly Known As Alex"...
remember everyone, only YOU can prevent stupidity... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
12:28 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX reminds Jc that he already lost T14 3 times running and he had nothing but Bobgames there (Including a secret #3 for the calc! (yay me!)), and as regular progress is on his games he groups them TWICE to overcome RAM clears!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
12:53 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Well, uh... you made a BobGame? 'Cuz that would be sweet. BobGame 3 does exist, it just isn't... really... complete at all. Jc hits XX over the head with it. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
13:02 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | really it was a "Best of Bob" that had the best menus from the 3 calc games, and a nice storyline! (19905b tho...)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
13:21 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex watches the two enemies talking so nicely, and decides to use his avatar on XX...(whose name should be changed to Cici...)
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
13:49 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | but XX is immune to crappy Flash Debugger .gif images!!!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
13:55 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ahah! but it didnt come from Flash Debugger! therefore, XX is hit with it anyway, and his weak defense crumbles before the awesome might of Alex's stomach...ROOOARR |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
13:57 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | isn't that the flash debugger window that flashes for a second? or is it calc capture?
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
14:55 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | >>>really it was a "Best of Bob" that had the best menus from the 3 calc games, and a nice storyline! (19905b tho...)<<<
If you are serious about that, (which I doubt), that would be sweet! If you actually did do it (or if you want to, PM me.
Jc recalls that Calc Capture is usually kinda smooth. |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
15:00 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | Interesting, 128mb encryption, that's impressive. And 128bit is more like it, but still not very secure, you have to really use 256 or 512 to even get close to secure, provided you use a good method. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
15:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc doesn't attack allyn at all.
[Edited by JcCorp on 03-Jun-05 00:08] |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
15:13 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I also would like to take this time to announce my intentions to surrender.
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
15:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Don't attack an admin, XX... |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 2 Jun 2005
15:29 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I'm not! but the Zipper proggies are!!! Zip away!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
