| Author | Comment |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 18 Jun 2005
17:25 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | C'mon people!!! We want a war! |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 18 Jun 2005
17:42 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | It's been old for about 10 threads now. :P |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Jun 2005
03:59 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | So? I'm keeping a dream ALIVE, man! |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Jun 2005
16:15 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | The war is over! Huzzah! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Jun 2005
16:57 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Okay, I win. :D |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Jun 2005
08:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Ha...
Oh, no you don't. Lord Mathias has returned. Tremble in fear at his might, for he shall smite you all with his mighty wrath!
And just for fun...
DSP slaughters XX by dropping a chainsaw on his head. DSP kicks pdm in the face, driving his jaw into his brain, killing him instantly. DSP pulls out the shrink gun he borrowed from Duke and uses it on Zedd, who has now become a really tiny monkey; DSP picks him up and eats him. DSP blows a hole throw korkow with a frozen steak launched from a spud gun. DSP sicks his chihuahua on 3fg, who is devoured by Fluffy (the chihuahua).
Finally, DSP offers an unholy alliance to Jc and the admins (wow, that sounds like a band), who will pwn all, should they choose to accept the deal from he who is immortal and indestructible.
[Edited by darksideprogramming on 20-Jun-05 18:10] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 20 Jun 2005
09:56 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Unholy??? I'm a hero guy! Aww... at least I won't die for a bit. Sure, why not.
The Administrators would be a great band name. :D
Jc gives korkow a frozen cow head for trying to end the war. It explodes, covering korkow with a thick layer of slime that quickly ignites and melts the ground below him, sending him to the center of the earth. XX is given a raw hot dog- he eats it and starts feeling sick. Jc takes him to the "doctor".
"Hi everybody!"
"Hi Dr. Nick!"
'Nuff said. He's dead.
Zedd is sucked into a black hole and finds himself in a universe parallel to ours, except the letter Z does not exist. He is forced to use the name Edd.
Jc throws a zombie burger at 3fg. He gets scared and runs around in circles. |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 20 Jun 2005
17:46 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | If the letter Z did not exist, what would we call Zkostik?!?
L returns to the war and owns all outside the unholy alliance with his reality-disrupter gun. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Jun 2005
04:43 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Kostik, of course. :D Silly Lunchbox, Trix are for kids!
(YES!!! I've ALWAYS wanted to say that to someone!) |
korkow
Ultralisk
Posted: 21 Jun 2005
07:30 GMT
Total Posts: 465 | JC, I literaly laughed out loud when I read that. LOL1!!11!OMG_WTF, uR so 1337!!!1!!!!11YES!!! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Jun 2005
08:44 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | 2 things...
@Korkow - How bout the all-mighty 32x attachment for the genisis that had DOOM on it?
@Jc - I AM Dr. Nick!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now for fun!!!
XX grabs DSP and pulls him aside and shouts "You where the chosen one!" whereas DSP promptly shouts "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Jun 2005
11:02 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | OOOH!!! The 32X!!! I have one! The best games for that are Star Wars, Knuckles Chaotix, and Motherbase 2000. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 24 Jun 2005
09:14 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Correction, I am the chosen one...
Chosen to destroy you! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 29 Jun 2005
11:34 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | heh... heh... no...
XX runs at Jc with a 2x4 that has a nail in it (a-la Simpsons) and he throws himself at DSP sending them both down a pit of fun!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 29 Jun 2005
12:27 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex grabs the 2x4 before XX can do so, twirls it around his head, whistles at a nearby horse, and shows XX the meaning of "drawn and quartered" |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 30 Jun 2005
16:00 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | heh... alex forgot that XX was trained by games like Wario Ware and GT1-4 to have the reflexes of a... umm... guy with good reflexes! so he ducks the 2x4 and places a "holo XX" in his place!... but still... ewww!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 1 Jul 2005
21:56 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | XX forgets that alex knew how to use DOS Prompt, and had managed to send the "ping of death" to XX's hologram machine... its what you get for using Windows 95... (then again, i coulda just turned it off... "shutdown -s -m \\[network address]" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Jul 2005
08:29 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc replaces his computer with the "Machine that goes 'Ping'" and gleefully giggles as it pings. Yippie yay! |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jul 2005
09:59 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | thank you Jc... how *enlightening*...
alex flings the "Machine that goes Ping" into the air, where it mysteriously hits a walking traffic cone... gotta lay off the cones man... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 2 Jul 2005
10:42 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | While I was at camp, this kid in the choir could do the Oppressive Government scene from Monty Python and the Holy grail wickedly funny, being Arthur, Dennis, and the old hag all at once... anyways, Jc gets angry at the destruction at the "machine that goes 'ping'" and instead starts playing around with the most expensive piece of machinery so if the boss comes, he'll be impressed. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 2 Jul 2005
11:20 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex reads Jcs post, gives up, and leaves to listen to Stahlhammer... get over it |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 8 Jul 2005
12:22 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I beleve it's offical.... no one wins... but everyone loses!
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 8 Jul 2005
14:51 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Chocolate is the real winner! |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:01 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | Alex respectfully leaves the war, and names Jc the winner... unless an Admin would like it more :) |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:10 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Incorrect again. DSP is the winner. Unless Jc would like to fight for it :D |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:13 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | ok... sounds good... unless the unholy alliance wants to share it... |
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:15 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | I doubt sharing is in their vocabulary... |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:22 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | A temporary share is possible, but just until all others bend to our will. Then I shall annihilate those in the unholy alliance, making myself the clear winner. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:26 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | lol... interesting... only fitting that DSP should win, it is his user forum... |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
14:48 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Of course. I could have ended the war a long time ago, with myself coming out as the clear victor. But it was just way too much fun to keep it going. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 Jul 2005
16:15 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | I give the winner title to DSP. He posted a lot more than me, somehow got everyone to pretty much accept his immortality (I'm still trying to figure out how he does that! Sith powers... of course...), started this whole thing... etc.
Actually, I don't feel like writing a victory speech.
[Edited by JcCorp on 10-Jul-05 01:17] |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 10 Jul 2005
10:39 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | Umm... Jc... Me & DSP started this thing using the PM system even before (well... RIGHT before) taking it into the "promotions" forum... thus I feel that me & DSP should have a "Fight to the Finish" with NO Sith or Crazy powers allowed (I've made som accusations about myself... if you've read the ENTIRE thing... you'll find out that me & DSP arn not matched but non-not matched)... soo... how about it?
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 10 Jul 2005
15:20 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Bang. I win. |
allynfolksjr
Administrator
Posted: 10 Jul 2005
16:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1892 | As someone who has been observing this conflict, I hereby declare Lord Mathias, Founder and Supreme Ruler of Dark Side Programming, master of the Dark Arts of BASIC - optimization and subroutines, the undisputed and absolute winner. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 11 Jul 2005
09:31 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | meh...
All in favor?
Yay
Neh
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 12 Jul 2005
14:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Thanks for the props, A (oh, wait, that's copied and pasted from somewhere...) :D |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 14 Jul 2005
17:38 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | And it's official. 3 votes to 0, I win! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 14 Jul 2005
18:54 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Yay... oh wait... now what? You won the war... so... uh... do... you... uh... I dunno. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 14 Jul 2005
19:38 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Does that mean we can finally close this silly topic? :) |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
05:04 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Close? Nah. Silly? Indeed. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
14:33 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Oh, no, of course not. I'm leaving it open just in case any other stupid mortals try to attack me. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
14:38 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX finally realizing that he died... well is dead...
He attacks DSP on the celestial plane and is impervious to attack due to his... deadness
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
14:40 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | See? There you go.
DSP, who is immortal, indestructible, and also a master of elder magic, summons demons (i.e. Doom) to kill XX. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
14:46 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | ahh... but XX has commited celestial suicide by jumping into a pending black hole... the demons follow... XX is somewhere interesting... he pulls a lose thread on a cloth... Jc screams like a little girl... he tries another... he can see the widely popular "zombie-burger" joints 'un-building' themselves...
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
14:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lol. I just realized this whole thing started with myself and XX. Now it's starting again.
DSP uses his powers to control the universe to force the black hole to spit out XX, and into DSP's waiting Heart of Gold. Inside, Krikkit warriors slaughter XX.
Meanwhile, Zaphod is busy drowning both of his throats with alcohol, Martin is being depressed, Tricia is yet again annoyed at Zaphod's stupidity, Arthur is just plain lost, and Ford is trying to help Arthur, but is really getting him even more lost.
Eddie the computer occasionally chimes in with a cheery voice to try to lighten the mood. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
15:40 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg changes eddie to the motherly voice to piss more people off. then he remembers its lunchbox who is supposed to jump in at this point, not him.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 15 Jul 2005
17:50 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc doesn't scream like a little girl... high pitched and whiny, yes, but not... well... uh... it has a touch of a growl in it.
Jc, estatic that things have started up again, challenges XX to a game of Brockian Ultra Cricket (did I spell that right?)
WHACK!
*runs away*
Sorry! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 16 Jul 2005
09:00 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | *Tisk Tisk* Did you think I'd forget to push the start button on the improbablity drive first? All of a sudden DSP, Jc, 3FG, XX, Arthur, Trillian, Ford, Martin, but not Zaphod all get invincibility powers... Zaphod gets a banana split
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 16 Jul 2005
17:14 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc also gets a funny hat and one of his eyes gains x-ray vision. Though, one eye with that is kinda tricky to use... |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Jul 2005
17:07 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | @Jc: you did spell that right.
DSP eats the banana split, lights a cigarette, and waits for the oncoming build of pressure in the gluteus maximus region. He aims the WMD that is his gas in the general direction of everyone (except Jc). He lights it, then runs away. Everyone gets burned to a crisp. |
