| Author | Comment |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 17 Jul 2005
17:53 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Just a fun prediction.
Jc starts off the topic by burning off XX's eyebrows. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 17 Jul 2005
19:59 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | HA HA! XX's sister plucked my eyebrown last night in my sleep! there's nothing to burn! XX casts "Wrath" lvl 10 and "/dance"
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Jul 2005
17:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP counters Wrath by sheer will and casts Earthquake, using 20 for x. Everyone dies except DSP (who is, of course, immortal) and Jc (who just recently learned how to fly by throwing himself at the ground and missing). |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 19 Jul 2005
19:06 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc does manage to not miss a pole, however, and comically slides down. He then declares the Pole of Doom as his immortal enemy and blows it up with dynamite. The Pole of Doom is dead... for now...
Buh-buh BUM BUM BUM BUM................ |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 20 Jul 2005
16:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP follows suit by soaking the Rope of Doom in kerosene and ingiting it. |
WCM2010
Dragoon
Posted: 20 Jul 2005
20:53 GMT
Total Posts: 95 | NOOOOOOOO! I want that!
*IT burns* NOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
THen its WAR! (I am hungry)
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RuneScape FTW but calcs were my first love O_o |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 21 Jul 2005
04:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Fine, you can have it...
Throws the burning Rope of Doom at WCM. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 21 Jul 2005
05:18 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Why in the world did you start another war topic???? Jc gets angry at WCM2010 and slaps him with a herring, causing him to have chronic spasms and explode in a mostly gooey mess. |
alex10819
Wraith
Posted: 25 Jul 2005
15:12 GMT
Total Posts: 507 | alex drops in long enough to laugh at WCM, spits on the ground, and leaves to go post at CH |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 25 Jul 2005
15:48 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc safely reminds the public that a war, although funny, should not be started at CH. He then proceeds to make alex lick the spit from the ground. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 25 Jul 2005
16:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP joins in the humiliation of alex by making him the recipient of a kick to the fache. |
WCM2010
Dragoon
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
06:10 GMT
Total Posts: 95 | even though I am a puddle I laugh at alex and the fire of the rope turned me back (wow that was weird!)"YAY! I am back! picks up the ering and puts it in the river hopeing a fish will eat it
Gives alex some gum "here that will make you feel beter"
"TIME TO SPAM CH!!" *Leaves to spam ch*
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RuneScape FTW but calcs were my first love O_o |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
08:15 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX being an Admin there threatens to "cut down the largest tree in the forest with a herring!" but WCM dosen't seem to care... so to you I say...Ni
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
WCM2010
Dragoon
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
11:30 GMT
Total Posts: 95 | I do care * gets erring from river and gives it to XX
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RuneScape FTW but calcs were my first love O_o |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
15:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | DONT U DAEr SPM CH111!1! lOL U HAEV iNVOkaD DAMIgHTY WRATh Of JC11!!!!! OmG WTF
JC TaEX WCM AND DELIEVRs 2 HIM A mAsIEV UPeRcUT!1!1! LOL DAReSUlTING BLOW FoRCAS WcmS hAAD anD SPiEN OUT oF HIS BODy AND IN2 ORBIT!!!!!!! omg LOL IN DEEEp SPAeC ha iS TARGET3d BY TEH DEATH sTAr (PILoTED BY dSP OF CourS3) aND iS FReiD 2 AN ULTrA-CriSp!111111 omG LOL dAREMANEs OF THIS dROP ThrOuGH dAATmOSPHAR3 AND BURN MORe lANdING IN aNTArTIcA111!!1! LOL PENgUINS THEiRTAeK THErEsHOTGUNS AND SHOOOT DAFaW RAmANeINg PARTiCLAS In2 A2MS!!1!11!! Omg WTF dABOdY IS MAANWHIEl STRUGLING WITHOut A HAAD OR SPIEN sO JC HaNdS hiM A LONG sTiK oF DYNMIET wITA HMsTER BAL On 2P WhicH WCM THaN PUTS iN HIMSaLF 2 R3PlaEC DAh3AD AnD SPIEN1!!!11 WTF iNSiED DAHmSt3R BaL iS ACID TAHT BR3aX FReeE fROM TEH HMST3R BaL FROM tEH RESULTING eXpLOSIOn!11!!!1 HIS BOdY M3LTS IN2 DAcENtAR OF TEH EARtH wHARA it IS sUPErheAETD AND DEstROYaD!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL N00b
I wuv my n00bish translator... <3 :)
http://n00b.camzmac.com/ |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
15:38 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Ok... in that case...
DSP opens fire on Jc's noobish translatot, as it is annoying the living crap out of him. The antarctic penguins help DSP by flinging poo.
DSP decides to keep a couple of them. Penguins rock! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
15:40 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Hey! I was taunting WCM in his own language with that! (burn!!!)
Penguins certainly do rock, but I don't think they fling feces. That'd be kinda disgraceful and monkeyish.
Jc takes a penguin. A gentoo penguin. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
15:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | DSP did not realize Jc was insulting WCM, and ceases fire. DSP repairs the translator.
DSP has trained penguins to fling poo, and he instructs them to do so in WCM's direction. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
15:49 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Ah, all is forgiven. My new avatar is a salute to B, I think he used to have a similar one. I liked it, so I decided to use one like it! |
WCM2010
Dragoon
Posted: 26 Jul 2005
17:14 GMT
Total Posts: 95 | "Holy Freaking Crap" *runs to spam CH*
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RuneScape FTW but calcs were my first love O_o |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 30 Jul 2005
19:45 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | B had the exact same avatar for a while.
L returns in a state of glory and uses channel-rolling thunder, combined with his infinite life, to kill all spammers and n00bs. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 31 Jul 2005
03:36 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc can't remember if they were in an alliance. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 4 Aug 2005
14:07 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg walks into the forest to take an innocent pee on the trees when a water tart lobs a scimitar at him. he proclaims himself king of waffles and outer space and procedes to throw bits of his brain at the others. This has no affect on anyone, except that it impairs 3fg's driving.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 Aug 2005
15:08 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L knocks some sense into 3fg with a speed limit sign and says, "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not form some farcical aquatic ceremony!" |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 4 Aug 2005
17:07 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | 3fg, that was classic... :) nice post.
Jc suggests that people visit Calc Haven, where there is a whole other war going on. But this one started it all, so stay here too.
For advertising, Jc gets oppressed.
*ahem*
Now, 3fg is tired and brainless, traveling through the forest with his minstrels. Winter comes, and times are hard. So 3fg eats his minstrels.
And there was much rejoicing. (Yaaaaaay.) |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Aug 2005
11:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3fg noticed that he said water instead of watery. righto. hmm to top that. in the void in his head, random phosphorus and nitrogen molecules float around. a stray bolt of lightning fuses them together, forming a small strand of dna. 3fg is on his way to recovery...
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 Aug 2005
11:22 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | Phosphoruos, nitrogen, hydrocarbon, and amino acid molecules. L manipulates the newly formed DNA strands to resemble himself exactly. Sweet, always wanted a twin :) . |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Aug 2005
11:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | ah yes i knew if forgot some stuff.
the bits and pieces clump together. chemical reactions occur. electricity sparks across primitive nuerons. 3fg drools.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 Aug 2005
12:44 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc clumps together two chocolate cookies and some cream, and makes an Oreo. He eats it in front of 3FG, who cries. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Aug 2005
13:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | im only crying cause my new brain is testing out all the things it can do. *sniff*. 3fg realizes that by sending small electrical impulses from his brain to the pre-existing body parts, he can make them move. he wanders into traffi,. sues (you dont need a brain to do that), and becomes a bajillionaire.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 Sep 2005
17:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Due to a lack of activity for 30 days, and just because I can, I hereby declare myself the winner... again. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 4 Sep 2005
18:53 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Thirty-ONE days! HA! Take that! I WIN! YOU LOSE! :P :P :P :P |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 Sep 2005
19:04 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | No, actually, I win just because of the fact that I'm me and you all are not. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 5 Sep 2005
03:40 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Ha! While you all are out there stressing yourselves over winning, I'm here gloating over losing! |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 7 Sep 2005
17:10 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Incorrect. Due to the fact that it is my war, not to mention my forum, I trump you all and I am the clear victor. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 8 Sep 2005
14:39 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | hehe... hoho... hahahahahaha...
I know a guy with the last name "Annoince" and he wants to be in the army... wow... (if you get how it's so funny please share your thoughts...)
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 8 Sep 2005
16:19 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | :D
I get it... but I'm not telling... |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 9 Sep 2005
05:25 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | I think I get it, but last time I said that, a car fell from the sky and crushed my foot, so I think I'll just inch away...
(Yes, I do realize the randomness of that.) |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 2 Mar 2006
15:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3FG waited until everyone was lulled into a false sense of security and blew them all up with a shoe bomb.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 2 Mar 2006
16:25 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L forces the bomb to be a dud by reciting the riem of the ancient mariner to it until it becomes bored out of it's mind and dies. L then proceeds to re-incite war on all not allied with him at the current moment in time. And by incite war, I mean slaughter brutally, stuff into an intergalactic blender, and blend into a protein shake. Mmm, healthiness! |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 3 Mar 2006
14:41 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | startkeylogger
I win. :P |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 3 Mar 2006
15:36 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer laughts at Andy for his wittiness, and asks if anybody wants a truly epic battle to listen to the song "The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" by Lemon Demon. Or watch the "music video" here
Note: this is not a shameless promotion, as this battle truly is epic. Seriously.
[Edited by ryantmer on 04-Mar-06 00:37] |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 4 Mar 2006
12:49 GMT
Total Posts:
Edit | Jc screams at the resurrection of the original war and its 800ish posts of utter horror. It deafens his enemies. Now they can't hear the assassins approach! |
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 4 Mar 2006
14:39 GMT
Total Posts: 214 | interesting...
Jonny takes out a gun...
[Edited by Jonny23451 on 04-Mar-06 23:41] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 4 Mar 2006
14:44 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L stares at the gun until it bursts into a massive fireball of doom, thereby incinerating Jonny and all others standing near him.
"If you think that's something", says L, "wait till you see what it does when I actually get my hands on it." L smirks and walks off to eat some tacos. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 5 Mar 2006
08:02 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Mmmmmm.... Ultimate Showdown.. That is so funny... :)
'Angles sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
'Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones.'
:) |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 5 Mar 2006
10:27 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | Ryantmer yells out, "Hear ye! Hear ye! Now selling T-shirts! 'I survived the war!'."
He is then hit by a stray bullet, and fails to live up to his T-shirts' expectations. |
threefingeredguy
Ghost
Posted: 5 Mar 2006
19:14 GMT
Total Posts: 1189 | 3FG belches, manly-ish-ly. He then creates a shadow replication to help him create the Rasengon (because he is too inept to spin it randomly by himself) and he destroys L and his staring powers of doom and stuff.
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Someone call for an exterminator? |
Jonny23451
Ultralisk
Posted: 5 Mar 2006
20:22 GMT
Total Posts: 214 | Jonny clings onto lunchbox catching him on fire...feel the burn, it's nice |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 5 Mar 2006
21:31 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | L transforms himself into pure liquid helium, dispelling the fire with "cold" fury (sorry, couldn't avoid the pun :) ). He then proceeds to slit jonny and sfg's throats with wombats. As soon as they come into contact with the wombats, jonny and 3fg are sent into a never-ending spiral of ultimate pain. |
