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Zachary940
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Posted: 9 Oct 2006
14:51 GMT
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I here by anouance my self the ruler of all misspelld words and chalange any one who can beat me in a small word contest.

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 9 Oct 2006
20:21 GMT
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i chelleng u tu a speiling mach!

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 9 Oct 2006
21:13 GMT
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Oh, jeez...
Lunchbox
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Posted: 9 Oct 2006
21:38 GMT
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L kills both TheOnlyJon and Zachary940 by randomly re-arranging the protons, neutrons, and electrons in the molecules of their bodies into patterns of random atoms. L laughs as he sees Jon's blood turn to active plutonium and Zachary's brain turn to arsenic.

[Edited by Lunchbox on 10-Oct-06 06:38]
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 10 Oct 2006
16:34 GMT
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attack*



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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 10 Oct 2006
21:29 GMT
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L, thats what i did, like, 5 months ago...

ok, LiK attacks with a bump, the biggest bump in the history of calcgames:

@DSP: hey, how did that promotion from PFC to Lance Corporal go? did you get higher yet?

P.S. all die

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 11-Oct-06 06:47]

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Posted: 11 Oct 2006
16:02 GMT
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L eats LiK, who has mysteriously turned into pudding.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 11 Oct 2006
17:51 GMT
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aww, geeze, i was hoping to get DSP's attention. oh well.

i cant be pudding... that doesnt even make sence, for the fomula for me was desdroyed by your matter remix. you just ate a big mass of protons electrons and neutrons. ha! you die of radiation sickness.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 11 Oct 2006
18:56 GMT
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ryantmer also eats a mass of protons, electron and neutrons. It's called food.
TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 11 Oct 2006
19:04 GMT
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Ugh, you ate FOOD? Gross!

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 11 Oct 2006
21:30 GMT
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L notes that TheOnlyJon's avatar is of food. And it combusts, freezing TheOnlyJon to death.
mechatech84
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Posted: 12 Oct 2006
13:31 GMT
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mekatek wisches too winn dis misspelllin mach, annd duz soe acordinglie....... :img26: :img26: :img26: :img26: :img26: :img26:

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 12 Oct 2006
22:53 GMT
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ich habe gewonnen. da, ich hab' es gesagt

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ryantmer
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Posted: 13 Oct 2006
11:09 GMT
Total Posts: 692
Nein!

Which makes me think of...

"Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
treu ihr sein für alle Tage"

*heavenly chorus*

NEIN!
mechatech84
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Posted: 13 Oct 2006
15:43 GMT
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el-mekatek-o la-decide-as that he will los-missell-os words in spanglish!!!!!!! el-muhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha-o!!!!!!!!!!!! :questioned_a: :questioned_a:

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 14 Oct 2006
09:34 GMT
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ah, i love that song. they have had better ones in the past year or so. You should listen to them. oh, war...

Personally, spanish sounds like a whole bunch of confussed squirles/chipmunks. nothing personal, and not saying that is wrong... just weird and unusual.

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Posted: 14 Oct 2006
14:41 GMT
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L blows LiK up. And melts mechatech84.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 14 Oct 2006
15:38 GMT
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ok, now this time in spanish.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 14 Oct 2006
19:06 GMT
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Oh, I know their new music. I own all their CDs, and I definitely agree that their newer music is better (by most aspects).
mechatech84
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
06:58 GMT
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eye hairbye clame mee rewler uv al grammmer miss-stuf two??????????? muhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :img32: :img32: :img32: :img32: :img32: :img32:

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
09:19 GMT
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ok, personally, i dont even think what you just said is a language.

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mechatech84
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
12:02 GMT
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sure it is! it's mexicanesian!!!!!!! like mexican, japenese, and asian all mixed together!!!! duh!
:alien: :sunglasses: :alien:

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
13:29 GMT
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Asian isn't a language, nor is Mexican...
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
15:04 GMT
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Nope.

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Zachary940
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
19:01 GMT
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but American is a language.

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 15 Oct 2006
19:30 GMT
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And that's all that matters, folks.
TheOnlyJon's plutonium blood gives him the power of flight, but he then realizes his blood is too heavy and can't move.
He then realizes he is standing conveniently close to The Big Shiny Red Button, and presses it.
Hilarity ensues.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
00:16 GMT
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American isn't a language.

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
07:14 GMT
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It's different from English.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
10:20 GMT
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American isnt a language, its a dialect. like mexican is a dialect. And southern or Boston is a subdialect. For something to be a language it must have different... everything basically. vocab, verb, nouns, sentance structure, adverbs, etc.

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mechatech84
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
14:11 GMT
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Don't make me cus you guys out in mexicanesian!!!!!!!! muhahahahhahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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allynfolksjr
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
14:38 GMT
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No guys, Rammstein isn't cool anymore. Sorry...
ryantmer
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
15:06 GMT
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Well, I'm actually much more into Linkin Park and Eisbrecher now, but I'm not too picky when it comes to music. But I do agree, they aren't "cool". Hence, I listen to them. :)
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 16 Oct 2006
15:09 GMT
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dude, Rammstein is awesome, especially in germany and their tours. wow i wish i could see them live. And when i do go to germany for college, i will. that will be my first stop.

they arent cool to you because you're not a fan like I. I also know so many other german bands and listen to their music, bands that dont even sell in America. Alot of people who arent fans dont listen to matallica any more after their recent albums. But true fans like my roomate will listen to them constantly and have posters and what-not of them. You just have to be a fan to love a band.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
09:43 GMT
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a lot*



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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
12:11 GMT
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yeah, i tend to makethat spelling mistake alot, but i think it just looks more better. I did happen to send my idea in to the departement of everything right and holy to see if they would implement my idea in to the american vanacular, but they said it was too out of controll and it might aswell be.

edit: heheh

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 17-Oct-06 21:11]

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
13:12 GMT
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Along with the intentional mistakes, you misspelled vernacular.

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mechatech84
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
13:34 GMT
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attack of the noobs and what?!?! that's right, misspelled words!!! it doesn't matter in this topic whether or not you misspell stuff......

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Zachary940
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
17:36 GMT
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thats right who gives a crap about misspelled words. AND I WIN THAT CONTEST for the most unintentinal amount of misspelled words.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
19:07 GMT
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Yeah, but the contest is hardly worth winning as it carries very little beneficial significance in and of itself.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
19:30 GMT
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i cant mix up my spellings in math... 2+2 with always be 4.

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Posted: 17 Oct 2006
20:53 GMT
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Unless you're using larger values of 2, then that would come out to be 5.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 18 Oct 2006
09:10 GMT
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you wont belive it... my math teacher proved through a complex proof that 2+2=5... it used alot of calculus, infinity, imaginary numbers, and alot of identities. it was crazy... but it works... im still in amazement.

edit from my last post "2+2 will always be 4"

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 18-Oct-06 18:11]

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Posted: 18 Oct 2006
20:37 GMT
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2+2=5 reference origin: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/60f5/

And if you're teacher proved that 2+2=5, there are some holes in his work. I've tried stuff liek that before, it doesn't work.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 18 Oct 2006
23:21 GMT
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it does work. my "teacher" actually is a professor and has a doctorate in math. it was proven with methods unknown to you yet... or I for that fact that i understand. hehe, im SUPPOSED to know them.. i just dont.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 19 Oct 2006
11:04 GMT
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Actually, apparently it has been "proven" that 2+2 can equal 5, although there is apparently one step where the limits of reality/mathematics are stressed. Meaning, it is at this step where somebody's opinion is generally going to be decided, depending on whether they think this part is possible/accurate.
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Posted: 19 Oct 2006
16:28 GMT
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If it used infinity, it is probably inherently flawed, as you cannot use infinity to represent a finite value. If not that, then there is some nuance that you are missing that debases the credibility of the proof. And I do know calculus, fyi.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 19 Oct 2006
21:32 GMT
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L, i totaly agree with you... but that is EXACTLY what a limit is and EXACTLY what a derivative is. Its using and infinite value to determine a finite value. Impossible to do, yet we have a whole course dedicated to it. thats called demacracy.

edit: yes, i know you know calculus L, but not Honors Advanced College Calculus. Not only do we do math, but we learn about the philosophy of the subject, including things like 2+2=5.

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 20-Oct-06 06:34]

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Posted: 19 Oct 2006
22:41 GMT
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That's why I said probably. And the comment about limits and derivatives, they don't use infinity at all, unless the limit itself turns out to be infinity, which creates no contradiction. Integrals use infinity, as they are a sum of infinitely skinny rectangles, but an infinite series can have a finite sum, so that, again, creates no inherent contradiction. It's when you multiply things by infinity that the problems come. And the course dedicated to that is called calculus, not democracy. Or demacracy, for that matter. And I am in basically a college-level calculus course right now (AP Calculus BC), so I'll thank you very much not to comment on the level of my learning.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 20 Oct 2006
10:58 GMT
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Yeah, i took AP calc BC last year..it was too boring for me and easy.

and if you didnt know that derivatives use infinity, then you have alot to learn. Here: a derivative is the line tanget to one point on a graph, and considering a line must consist of two points, to find this line you must a) take that point in question and a point infinitesimally in distance away (1/infinity) and calculate the slope of those two line or b) take a point that is 1/2 of infinitesimal to the left and 1/2 of infinitesimal to the right, and compute their slope.

Newton proved both of these through algebra. So you see, limits [(f(x+h)+f(x))/h as h->0] and derivatives both use infinitesimal, which is 1 divided by infinity. Sad to say, Berkeley disproved Newton through the agrument that inorder to find the limit/derivative, you must eliminate the infinity out of the equation, as if it were never there. you cant use a value that you assumed that an ingrediant required was never there in the first place, berkeley said. So there is a very heated debate, even to this day, about if we should be allowed to use derivatives. Its very, VERY complex when you get deep into it, like what we had to do. But i got a 9/10 for my 10 page report on it, and that was one of the best grades in the class, so i think i know whats going on.

L, i want you do go online, wikipedia or sumthing, and read George Berkeley's "the Analyst". Its a very interesting book that takes the idea of Newton and his infinitesimal increments to a whole new level of understanding, and i personally found it to be more interesting that Newton's Principia Book 2 Lemma 2. It was definintally worth my time. Beacuse now i can argue efficiently and know what im talking about.

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 20-Oct-06 20:01]

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Zachary940
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Posted: 20 Oct 2006
16:03 GMT
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and i thought trig was hard

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