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allynfolksjr
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
01:12 GMT
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Because it does.
Discuss
ryantmer
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
08:23 GMT
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Haha, nice.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
08:29 GMT
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it doesnt suck that much... if you know what you are doing, like Kevin Oullet, then you an make art.

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JcCorp
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
12:22 GMT
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I progam BASIC in binary. Beat that.
darksideprogramming
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
13:44 GMT
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Lord Mathias condemns allynfolskjr to a life of being slowly eaten by maggots for his unforgivable act of insulting BASIC.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
14:33 GMT
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BASIC isnt that basic.

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 21-Oct-06 23:33]

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
19:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
I congratulate Nikky.

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 21 Oct 2006
20:08 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Lord Mathias snaps 3fg's neck for congratulating Nikky
Zachary940
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Posted: 22 Oct 2006
07:20 GMT
Total Posts: 714
Basic can take up too much space

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 22 Oct 2006
16:53 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
BASIC is crude. It's a stepping stone towards better things, but unless you take the next step (i.e. asm) you won't get that much better. There are way too many limits to basic for it to be good.

[Edited by Lunchbox on 23-Oct-06 06:09]
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 22 Oct 2006
23:19 GMT
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yes, and i cry for that fact.. but i cant step on the sext stone cuz college is eating up my schedule.. i dont even know if i will be able to complete the TIfreak contest in one month.. im so packed... and its only half way complete...

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allynfolksjr
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Posted: 23 Oct 2006
19:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1892
true story
ryantmer
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Posted: 23 Oct 2006
21:12 GMT
Total Posts: 692
Wait, you're about to tell a true story?

Uh oh... Please, no horses.
Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 23 Oct 2006
22:00 GMT
Total Posts: 576
BASIC?!
SUCK?!?!
just cus ASM is faster and more complicated thus you hav more free riegn
doesnt mean squat
heck
i made a kickass zombie game
but i deleted it due to random problem that WOULD NOT fix
;_;
i am sad cus that was a kickarse game too...
;_;
; ;
; ;

owell
im looking to the future with C++ no more calc games from hydra!

Edit by L: You know the rules. Don't swear, lest you incur my wrath, which is far more easily brought to boil now than in the past.

[Edited by Lunchbox on 25-Oct-06 07:04]

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 24 Oct 2006
07:00 GMT
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i dont even remember you making calc games hydra.

*LiK takes a bat and splatters hydras head with the butt of it. he then drags the limp body over to a pit and throws it into a giant human eating calc, whose prgm for eating them is in basic, proving basic can be used for something productive*.

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Zachary940
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Posted: 25 Oct 2006
18:30 GMT
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z940 takes a bat and start hitting randome people. To make things intresting the bat is flamming. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and he then commands every one except DSP and Nikky to bow down to him
:worship_a:

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 26 Oct 2006
11:32 GMT
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This is not Super Smash Brothers. you cant just start smashing random people. LiK sends zach back 5 spaces. When passing GO, you maynot collect 200 dollars.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 26 Oct 2006
15:22 GMT
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L smites LiK, Zachary940, and Hydra.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 27 Oct 2006
09:30 GMT
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i see your smite and raise you two.

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Zachary940
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Posted: 27 Oct 2006
20:50 GMT
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Zach sees the smite as well and instead of rasing. Wacks L over the head with his bat. L then falls dead do to blunt force trama and 3rd degree burns.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 28 Oct 2006
11:11 GMT
Total Posts: 542
phff, basic flames are for n00bs.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006
11:06 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
Basic is for n00bs.

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006
15:19 GMT
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ahem...
i will leave liebe its kriege to...
fight with you on that one
im not touching that one
as i am ashamed to even read the words.
peh.
but guess wat
ASM is for overachievers
C++ is the way to go
^^

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006
15:42 GMT
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The n00bs use the latent powers of VisualBasic.NET to take over the world. The pros never realized the power it had, they passed on too quickly to Java and C++.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006
15:51 GMT
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asm and C++ is for people who have too much time on their hands to learn it. Unless you were smart and learned it before anything important happend in your life. I regret not learning them sooner.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006
21:00 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L pities all the fools with their jibba-jabba and holds his rule of the universe firm with a deadly asm/java 1-2 punch.
darksideprogramming
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Posted: 29 Oct 2006
21:51 GMT
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Lord Mathias pwns all the n00bs with his BASIC mastery.
JcCorp
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Posted: 30 Oct 2006
16:55 GMT
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Jc pounds even more people with his new beginner java skillz.

Ha! It's a lot like BASIC for the calcs! :)
Zachary940
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Posted: 30 Oct 2006
17:23 GMT
Total Posts: 714
Yes it is only JS opens more windows to jump threw.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 30 Oct 2006
22:09 GMT
Total Posts: 692
You can throw a jump?
Lunchbox
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Posted: 30 Oct 2006
22:12 GMT
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JS stands for javascript, which has no relation to java. L pwns Zachary until his eyes bleed fire.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 30 Oct 2006
23:51 GMT
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JavaScript has literally no similarity to Java. At least, not any more than basic programming requirements life functions, variables, and math.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
06:50 GMT
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ahhh... so DSP is the master of the n00bs... i c... that means he must be the biggest n00b inorder to control us. how bout that for logic.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
08:01 GMT
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No, he's the least n00bish.

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
08:22 GMT
Total Posts: 96
Life <> like

TheOnlyJon ends the discussion by stabbing 3fg with his own spelling mistake.
It's Super Effective!

[Edited by TheOnlyJon on 31-Oct-06 17:22]

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
15:37 GMT
Total Posts: 542
lol, we all gather as 3fg dies from the wound.

a non n00b can not control BASIC.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
19:57 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L spits venom on all the n00bs. They wither away and die.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
20:55 GMT
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LiK dodges for he has super vball skilz. he counters with the 3 report he has to do for chem, humanities, and calc, and tricks L to do them for him. LiK turns them in and recievs an F on all of them... he then realizes L tricked him... crud.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
21:53 GMT
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Heh, I made a typo. Still, it's better than intentionally misspelling things.
3fg notes the since vball, skilz, and recievs are not words, LiK's post, and by proxy LiK himself, are badly thought out messy jumbles of idiocy and are no longer allowed to exist. No one ever hears from him again and the world is saved thanks to: The Three Fingered Guy!

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
22:12 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
By his own logic, 3fg also does not exist due to the typo he made in an earlier post. But since this logic wasn't revealed until a later post, L's wielding of it to travel backward in time and banish 3fg from existance creates a time paradox, ultimately resulting in the universe blowing up and everyone dying except for L, Jc, and DSP.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 31 Oct 2006
23:58 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
It's ok because my typo was still a word.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 1 Nov 2006
20:25 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Silence, non-existant mortal!
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 2 Nov 2006
06:43 GMT
Total Posts: 542
hmm, what do i care, all my words make sense to the people i care to talk to, and thats all that matters. maybe its b/c i type so unbeleivably fast that i dont give two centz whether they mean actual words or not. i would have to say that 95% of my words are correct, and thats pretty good.

I dont strive for mediocrity, it just happens to find me first.

oh, and btw, me and zach make "real word mistakes" all the time and you sill flag us for it. Hypocricy is not tollerated past the yellow tape, please stand back.
*because LiK intentionally mispelled vball, skilz, and recievs, he takes them and shoves them down 3fg's flaping gaping hole he calls a nutrience supliment reciever. He now has a 3 min cool down period for over exertion, and cant talk. begin countdown.*
180..
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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 3 Nov 2006
11:28 GMT
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I got promoted two days ago... yay!
Lunchbox
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Posted: 3 Nov 2006
17:45 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
To what?
TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 3 Nov 2006
20:19 GMT
Total Posts: 96
To King-Of-The-Universe Mathias.

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 4 Nov 2006
00:15 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
That too...

Corporal is what I got promoted to... I always was King of the Universe :P
Lunchbox
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Posted: 4 Nov 2006
11:04 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Nice. Let's break out the booze again!
darksideprogramming
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Posted: 4 Nov 2006
11:48 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Oh, believe me, I already did. XD
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 4 Nov 2006
13:12 GMT
Total Posts: 542
hey, DSP finaly answered my bump... from like 1 or 2 wars ago.
Break out? did someone say BREAK OUT?!
*implement heavy dancing*



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