| Author | Comment |
Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 19 Nov 2007
13:22 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 starts this off by throwing a really big rock at hydra's head. Then he goes back behind his bush and waits for the next opportune moment, and tries not to do anything stupid.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Nov 2007
13:45 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Too late... you already did.
Lord Mathias calls in an air strike targeted at said bush.
GADOOSH
No more zachary940. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 19 Nov 2007
16:32 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy waltzes in out of nowhere and mows everyone down with his machinegun fake plastic guitar strumming. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 19 Nov 2007
16:57 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias counters with better machinegun fake plastic guitar strumming and finishes Andy off with Double Notes. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 19 Nov 2007
21:17 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Fake plastic guitar strumming? Continues Z940's rock throwing in his memory. |
Andy
Administrator
Posted: 21 Nov 2007
10:11 GMT
Total Posts: 939 | Andy uses Whammy on DSP during the TTFaF intro, not like he was going to pass anyway. |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 21 Nov 2007
11:15 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX stockpiles, whips out Lefty Flip, steals Andy's Whammy and uses it, and finishes off with a perfectly timed Broken String!
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 26 Nov 2007
18:57 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | *returns after a long hiatus with reinforcements in the form of a railgun*
TSEEEEEEW!
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 26 Nov 2007
21:22 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Oh I get it now. *Fake plastic guitar strums Stairway to Heaven* |
Super Speler
Dragoon
Posted: 27 Nov 2007
19:39 GMT
Total Posts: 50 | *Mollywops all*
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tifreak8x
Administrator
Posted: 28 Nov 2007
06:14 GMT
Total Posts: 419 | *tifreak8x tortures everyone to death with bad elevator music mixed with Lord Mathias' favorite Britney Spears CDs.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 28 Nov 2007
22:29 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | *Partial Deafness blocks Britney Spears Music (w00t)*
banjo2E uses Solanium Needle. Everyone but him becomes a Zombie.
banjo2E then opens up a McZeds
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 29 Nov 2007
06:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias notes that he does not own any Spear Britney music in any format.
Lord Mathias takes a Mudkip (which he herd tifreak lieks) and shoves it down tifreak's throat.
Lord Mathias also notes that there are probably like 5 people still active in this war that remember how and when it started. |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 29 Nov 2007
10:58 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | hydra blows up in his return and notes the emptiness of the place and cries tears of acid which flood the place and eat everyone up
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tifreak8x
Administrator
Posted: 29 Nov 2007
15:01 GMT
Total Posts: 419 | *tifreak's multiphasic shielding protects him from the acid, easily surviving the attack and transports to another plane of existance.
*tifreak turns Lord mathias into a ball of antimatter, and blows up everything.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 29 Nov 2007
21:41 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | "I just got a promotion today" :) |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 30 Nov 2007
20:52 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | promotion from subservient being to subservient being who now owns a knife to which he has to plunge into his own heart.
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 3 Dec 2007
18:31 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | ...and you obviously don't get it.
Lord Mathias beats hydra to death with his own skull.
"This doesn't seem physically possible!" |
Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 4 Dec 2007
07:43 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | no i didnt.
ooh i know that quote.
is that from rvb or did they get it from a different movie?
duh. it is from red vs blue.
niice.
ouch.
crap i have no quotes for myself. havn't watched that show in forever. ugh.
oh well.
i, as a zombie go to eat random people in boredome.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 4 Dec 2007
21:40 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | That's not it, you are demoted.
"I saw it when I joined" |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 5 Dec 2007
11:25 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias grabs a hungry and rabid chupathingy and throws it at john777. |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 5 Dec 2007
15:26 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E uses Flashback!
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darksideprogramming sez:
Your feeble attempt to annoy me does not work.
*waves hand* You will go away.
Xero Xcape sez:
*waves katana (yes I acually have one!)* you will not make me go away
darksideprogramming sez:
Mind trick beats katana.
You lose.
banjo2E sez:
While you guys were reminiscing, I took the time to surround you all with nukes.
Which I detonated.
WHAT NOW!
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 6 Dec 2007
04:42 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Impressive, you can copy/paste.
Lord Mathias defuses all the nukes, returns them to banjo, and re-arms them. |
tifreak8x
Administrator
Posted: 7 Dec 2007
09:39 GMT
Total Posts: 419 | *tifreak8x borrows Lord Mathias' lightsabre and slices banjo to little bits, then returns the lightsabre to it's rightful owner.
I then trade out the nukes for naqeuda enhanced nukes, and activate them, turning everything near banjo into super heated plasma.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 9 Dec 2007
21:15 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Ouch that's gotta hurt. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 10 Dec 2007
11:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Pwnt in the fase. |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
13:45 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | I'll say. Lucky I cloned myself in the nick of time.
By the way, Gleeg Snag Zip.
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Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 13 Dec 2007
10:39 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I daresay you all are wrong, and it started in PM ;)
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 13 Dec 2007
19:34 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E gets on a rocket to Mars
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Hydraliskisback
Wraith
Posted: 14 Dec 2007
15:23 GMT
Total Posts: 583 | mars blows up.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 14 Dec 2007
21:19 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | banjo2E is flying in outer space towards Mars, which isn't there anymore
Gleeg Snag Zip takes effect!
Earth blows up. All players on Earth are now dead. Incidentally, everyone was on Earth at the time, so everyone is dead. Except for the following people, who weren't on Earth at the time:
banjo2E
God
Fox McCloud
Steve Jobs
NOT YOU
George Lucas
Monty Python
Sir Pointsouttheobviousalot
STILL NOT YOU
Yer Mum
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tifreak8x
Administrator
Posted: 15 Dec 2007
13:35 GMT
Total Posts: 419 | Thankfully, the explosion caused a rift in space/time, and created a parallel universe where banjo is turned into pudding and everyone else is alive and well.
*tifreak8x takes over the borg and assimilates everyone*
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darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 17 Dec 2007
10:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | That is quite correct, XX, but of course no one knows that, now do they?
Lord Mathias resists being assimilated and wanders off to create an anti-Borg resistance movement. |
banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 17 Dec 2007
18:15 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Of course, we only care about this universe, so I still win.
Even if I didn't, the Infinite Improbability Drive turns me into a massive battalion of Death Stars (yes, there is such a thing).
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tifreak8x
Administrator
Posted: 18 Dec 2007
09:36 GMT
Total Posts: 419 | *tifreak sneezes an infinite amount of proton torpedoes and retro rockets and destroys the said massive battalion of pin pricks. :P
*tifreak then drops Lord Mathias into a large vat of nanites, ensuring his assimilation. Resistance IS futile.
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banjo2E
Wraith
Posted: 18 Dec 2007
18:24 GMT
Total Posts: 689 | Said torpedoes aren't launched from X-wings, let alone X-wings piloted by Luke Skywalker.
My Death Stars fire superlasers everywhere.
All of them blow up but the one I'm on, but everything else in the universe blows up too, due to the ridiculous number of superlasers everywhere.
And the temporal rifts asplode too.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 27 Dec 2007
19:40 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Holds up a mirror and directs the reflection at banjo. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 28 Dec 2007
04:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias continues to resist, and manages to make his way out of said large vat, because he is awesome. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 Jan 2008
21:25 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Super Glues everone's refrigerator handle.
*Waltzes through the battle field while everone else has to rip their hands free.* Ouch |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 30 Jan 2008
10:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias notes that his skin resists adhesion with super glue, and therefore is not stuck to aforementioned fridge handle.
Lord Mathias then proceeds to super glue john777's mouth and nose shut... have fun breathing! |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 5 Feb 2008
09:53 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | XX announces his special celebrity guest, Sean Connery! Who decides to announce he will be sitting in his sitting rom, so let him sit in peace.
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john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 6 Feb 2008
09:32 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Bows to The great Mr.Connery. Then throws water ballons at every one. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 12 Feb 2008
05:52 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias also bows. Welcome to the Rock! >.>
Lord Mathias also intercepts said water balloons, fills them with acid (thus making them acid balloons), and throws them back at john777. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 2 Mar 2008
09:10 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | Fills ballons with ammonia making them base ballons and throws them at acid ballons. Thus making water ballons again.
gets out mirrors. |
darksideprogramming
Guardian
Posted: 4 Mar 2008
07:02 GMT
Total Posts: 1005 | Lord Mathias is immune to the charging of lazers, as well as any other form of attack. |
john777
Ultralisk
Posted: 12 Mar 2008
21:38 GMT
Total Posts: 289 | So then we have to trap you. Hey look over there. |
ryantmer
Wraith
Posted: 16 Mar 2008
18:33 GMT
Total Posts: 692 | ryantmer fizzlegurts. |
haveacalc
Guardian
Posted: 23 Mar 2008
14:48 GMT
Total Posts: 1111 | haveacalc B_CALLs destruction.
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Zachary940
Wraith
Posted: 28 Apr 2008
14:13 GMT
Total Posts: 714 | Z940 decides now is the next opportune moment. He comes out from behind a different bush. He then throws a rock at haveacalc. He then reminds DSP that his bushes have tunnels.
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Vectris
Ultralisk
Posted: 29 Apr 2008
20:41 GMT
Total Posts: 375 | Calcproductions clears everyones RAM leaving them clueless... |
