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JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Mar 2005
17:50 GMT
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Edit | Choose which one you think is funnier: |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Mar 2005
17:50 GMT
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Edit | Readme 1:
Stoopid Pong!!!11!
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This is pong; use the paddles (optional) to hit the ball (optional) at your opponent's paddle.
***Player One (hereby refered to as "PLayer Won") uses the "Up" and "Down" "Arrow Keys" (hereby
known as "Up" and "Down") to move the paddle up or down. Who'da thunk it?
***Meanwhile, Player Two(hereby known as "Ed") moves the mouse up and down to move the right
paddle (on the right side of the screen) up and down.
***A "point" (hereby known as "Not Ed") is scored when the ball reaches the opposite side of the
screen. Ten "Not Ed"s make you win. This occurs your opponent Trouble.
***After you win or lose (or if you give up), hit "Escape" to escape into the deep, dark tunnels
of the future!
***
*Important!!!11!*
Stoopid Pon has a very nifty feature that seperates it from regular ol' Pong. The ball is
completely random in its bounces! Even if it doesn't touch anything! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!11! |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Mar 2005
17:51 GMT
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Edit | Readme 2:
Stoopid Pong
Product JcCorp created.
Tabel of Contents:
Installation
Play
Credits
Installation
Stoopid Pong welcome!!!
1. Un the zip into directoly
2. PLAY!!!
Play
In this best game paddels hit ball and points score you get points and happy win!
HAPPY WIN!!!
Ball without or with, paddel without or with!
Mouse move paddel right.
Up move left paddel to the up.
Down move left paddel to the down.
PRESS 1 2 OR 3 ON SCREEN START SAY GAME
ESC GETS YOU OUT GAME OR PLAYING GAME
Credits
JcCorp set up game. YOU play game.
COPY THIS GAME AND SOMEONE SET YOU UP THE BAD HAPENNINGS
Readme made Japan it in. |
JcCorp
Probe
Posted: 10 Mar 2005
17:52 GMT
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Edit |
[Edited by JcCorp on 11-Mar-05 02:52] |
Lunchbox
Carrier
Posted: 10 Mar 2005
18:34 GMT
Total Posts: 2007 | They're both pretty stoopid, but #1 is best |
Xero Xcape
Marine
Posted: 11 Mar 2005
07:23 GMT
Total Posts: 29 | I like the second... "This readme Japan made in..."
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BASIC flames are for n00bs, you don't want to be a n00b do you? | My other calc is a Porsche. |
TI Freak
Probe
Posted: 11 Mar 2005
08:35 GMT
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Edit | Definetly the second one. It is almost Yoda like... |
