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JcCorp
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Posted: 9 Mar 2005
14:27 GMT
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I had a really funny idea for a "game", and it is nearly completed. It is for the PC, called "Stoopid Pong". I started thinking the following three things while creating it:

1. What if the ball could randomly change direction when it bounces?
2. What if there was no ball at all?
3. What if there were no paddles at all?

And so, I made Stoopid Pong. Complete with crappy graphics, hilarious "gameplay", and two-player fun, Stoopid Pong will be released as a joke game. And yes, you can win and lose. I played it with people who couldn't stop laughing.

Also, in the corner of the title screen, it says: "Regrettably By: JcCorp".
zkostik
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Posted: 9 Mar 2005
16:27 GMT
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I once played a Pong game where it has box with 3 sides and you had paddle on the side with a hole. Though, somewhere inside the play filed there was a block which upon being hit by a ball would randomly appear in some other place. As you play longer, it'd draw one more block with same behavior and so forth. It was actually pretty hard. I haven't seen such a pong for a calc so here's an idea for ya.

[Edited by JcCorp on 11-Mar-05 02:35]

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JcCorp
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Posted: 10 Mar 2005
17:36 GMT
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I had to edit your spelling in your post so I could understand it... :) Sorry, I'm a spelling/grammar freak and it took me a few minutes to decipher all of it...

Anyway, that is a really neat idea. It is certainly possible.

Oh, and full English readme. Try to read my strange attempt at poor Japanese translation.

Edit (allynfolksjr): You spelled "Engrish" incorrectly.

[Edited by allynfolksjr on 11-Mar-05 04:30]
zkostik
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Posted: 10 Mar 2005
19:40 GMT
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Lol, my spelling was total crap that day. I don't know what got on me but I totally couldn't type at work that day. So, I'm not surprised you had to edit it :).
Oh yeah, Engrish is funny.

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JcCorp
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Posted: 11 Mar 2005
12:24 GMT
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What? "Engrish" is the term for poor Japanese to English translation that is very broken. I'm sure you knew that...
JcCorp
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Posted: 27 Mar 2005
12:36 GMT
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I'd like someone to give Stoopid Pong a funny "Engrish" review. :) Just to add to the fun. I don't care who, but at least try the ridiculous excuse for the game first.
Lunchbox
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Posted: 27 Mar 2005
12:42 GMT
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Is veery stoopid, i much it like. fUNNY when is no balles or paddles. I wud givvv it bout 9 of 7 percent signs (The sethings -> &)

EDIT: How's that for Engrish

[Edited by Lunchbox on 27-Mar-05 22:43]
JcCorp
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Posted: 27 Mar 2005
15:05 GMT
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lol, looks a little too exagerated.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 28 Mar 2005
19:21 GMT
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most fun for cycles. enjoy i the missing of things. if were you for birth clean object, smile me. two fingers vertical.

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JcCorp
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
07:11 GMT
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>> if were you for birth clean object, smile me.<<

My, that sounds disturbing.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
20:21 GMT
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if you find a synonym for each one of those words, its all regular english except for a few grammar mistakes.
>> if were you for birth clean object, smile me.<<
becomes
if you were make new game, smile me.
if you were to make new game, i would smile.

and two fingers verticle becomes
two thumbs up.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 29 Mar 2005
21:13 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Engrish learn 2 fun be!





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