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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 27 Jun 2006
10:51 GMT
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Lord Mathias opens the new topic, noting that it is the first that he has opened since War IX.

Lord Mathias invites all except his allies (no, mechatech, you are NOT one of them) to die.
Lunchbox
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Posted: 27 Jun 2006
21:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L cordially invites them to a pre-death ball freezing to prepare them for the pain DSP will inflict on their pathetic souls.
Xero Xcape
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Posted: 28 Jun 2006
00:56 GMT
Total Posts: 28
*XX regains allied status with DSP and fires hellspawned demons amomngst the crowd*

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 28 Jun 2006
06:26 GMT
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*hydralisk, in his ninja form, talchoks all the demons in their rots and turns around and torches them in their gullivers. Now the demons are ashes*

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 28 Jun 2006
07:21 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Welcome back to the Dark Side, XX!

Lord Mathias recites an ancient incantation that allows the ashes of the demons to regain their form. Now they are demonic ashes. Lord Mathias commands the demonic ashes to bring him hydralisk's soul, which they do, leaving a lifeless corpse behind.
GutMan_84
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Posted: 28 Jun 2006
14:32 GMT
Total Posts: 1
ouch..............

*EDIT* Wow, mechatech, you're such a loserface.

THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN PWNED.

[Edited by darksideprogramming on 29-Jun-06 04:27]
Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 28 Jun 2006
17:05 GMT
Total Posts: 576
wat did i say about my NARUTO ninja form?
basicallythe demons steal their own souls and their the ashes are dead for good

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JcCorp
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Posted: 29 Jun 2006
04:56 GMT
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It doesn't matter, Hydralisk. Self-insertion is a horrible crime that you have just committed.

All decent, fan-fic loathing writers gang up on him and stick 2,392 no. 2 pencils into his brain. Hydralisk is now a vegetable with no mind of his own.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 30 Jun 2006
00:17 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
WTF is a "rot" and a "gulliver"?


Edit: The war was better before the newbs joined, even though zedd was involved too. Take this quote for example:
"Jc then super-glues L's hand to 3FG's rear end. Everyone laughs."
Priceless.

[Edited by threefingeredguy on 30-Jun-06 12:30]

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JcCorp
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Posted: 30 Jun 2006
05:27 GMT
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Yeah, you're right.

Hmmm... the only way to return to such a state is to destroy the newbs.

Jc calls all old-timers to form an alliance of zaniness. The only one excluded from this is, of course, zedd. He then sticks a straw inside GutMan's ear and pours a large amount of wet cement through it. Now he is nothing more than a really ugly statue.

He then sticks another pencil in Hydralisk.
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 30 Jun 2006
09:29 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
So we have the elite group of DSP, Jc, L, Andy, and 3fg vs newbs. The carnage will be terrible.

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JcCorp
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Posted: 30 Jun 2006
14:08 GMT
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Well, probably not, considering how little they have to do to destroy the opposition.
Lunchbox
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Posted: 30 Jun 2006
17:12 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L creates an army of n00bs so that the evil alliance can harvest their sould in the most gruesome manner possible.
Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 1 Jul 2006
09:05 GMT
Total Posts: 576
rot = mouth
gulliver = head

havnt you ever read "A Clockwork Orange"????
o.O

also

Hydra is now no longer a NARUTO ninja
but now Alex from the book/movie shown above
now i dont care about you all and can literally dance and beat the sh*t outta you

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JcCorp
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Posted: 1 Jul 2006
13:03 GMT
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Uh oh, violent thoughts, you get hurt. I think that's how the story goes... Just in case...

Jc decapitates Hydralisk with a funny looking vegetable.

[Edited by JcCorp on 01-Jul-06 22:04]
Lunchbox
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Posted: 1 Jul 2006
13:12 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Asparagus? or Cauliflower?
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 1 Jul 2006
18:49 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
Daikon radish. It looks like a cock.

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mechatech84
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Posted: 7 Jul 2006
07:12 GMT
Total Posts: 96
The Aliens then use super powerful technology to make gutman into MechaTech!!!!!!


Then MechaTech proceeds to take over iceland (the green country) and Greenland (the ice country) thus confusing everyone.........


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :alien: :sunglasses2: :alien:

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 16 Jul 2006
12:57 GMT
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Jc you forgot the ending
alex was cured
doi
lol
anyways
i dance and beat the crap outt a mechatechs aliens
no matter how powerful they are, they die
so dont even try to pull off a "they're so powerful they didnt die"
cus they did
so there

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JcCorp
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Posted: 16 Jul 2006
13:24 GMT
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Hydralisk, forgetting the ending is acceptable. Forgetting to make sense in your post isn't. *laser beam blast*

Hydralisk has been transmutated into organic poo. He is eaten by a runaway carrot with nothing left to live for.
ryantmer
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Posted: 16 Jul 2006
13:32 GMT
Total Posts: 692
Speaking of making sense...
JcCorp
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
04:13 GMT
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Hey, mine made sense, was totally readable, and actually possible (because you could actually figure out what I was saying.)
Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
06:37 GMT
Total Posts: 576
fine then
AT THE END OF THE BOOK (AND EVEN THE MOVIE) ALEX WAS CURED OF THE "SICKNESS"
so no pain fo alex
but, he does want to end his life of crime at the very end
but basically im not there yet
haha

and the organic poo called hydra
sprouts into mushrooms
who come alive and chant
"ISOOBWEBWEMAWDEDOW"
and now alex is alive again

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banjo2E
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
11:02 GMT
Total Posts: 689
Would I be correct in assuming that I would be considered a n00b? If yes then I shall flee. If no then I shall fight with you against them. Or just randomly attack various people. Either way.

*hurls various blunt objects at nobody, scores several direct hits*
*but just before impact realizes that there is no registered user named nobody*
*redirects blunt objects to hit Lord Matthias and Jc at 5000 miles per hour*
*L.M. and Jc get minor bruises*

[Edited by banjo2E on 17-Jul-06 20:26]

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
12:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3fg invents the glorious machine "The newb exploder". It works.

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Xero Xcape
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
12:49 GMT
Total Posts: 28
*** XX highjacks the Death Egg from S3&K and rund it into earth happily

[Edited by Xero Xcape on 17-Jul-06 21:50]

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banjo2E
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
12:58 GMT
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*dodges n00b exploder beam thingy (whatever the target was it was near him) and fires off photon cannon at 3fg for foolishly singeing his hair

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
14:47 GMT
Total Posts: 576
alex
(still being alive)
hides with his droogies and hijacks what stanley kubrik thought would be a '95 durango (hehehe)
which (in the movie ACO) is uber fast
and i run all of you over (besides my one ally who isnt present at the moment :_;)

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banjo2E
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Posted: 17 Jul 2006
15:15 GMT
Total Posts: 689
I never thought my insanely thin weak body would one day come in handy!

*lies down, Hydralisk drives right over him, missing him by inches*
*summons the Delphinus, gets on board*
*activates MoonStone Cannon, fires at Hydralisk for foolishly roadkilling his allies*
*is now bored, leaves to come back awhile later*

[Edited by banjo2E on 18-Jul-06 00:17]

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 18 Jul 2006
13:49 GMT
Total Posts: 576
i didnt kill any of my allies...
so therefore you didnt shoot me
and a rift in the time space continuom opens and sucks you in for lying about reality
so basically im alive
and the time space continuom shoots you in the Cretacous period next to a couple of hungry T-Rex's


arent you glad i bumped this topic?

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banjo2E
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Posted: 18 Jul 2006
13:56 GMT
Total Posts: 689
Note my speaking in third-person.

Therefore, I am not sucked into the wormhole because I did not lie. You just did not understand what I said.

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 18 Jul 2006
21:14 GMT
Total Posts: 576
so nothing happens...
touche...
touche...
*coughihateyouinanon-angrywaylololcough*
ahem...

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Xero Xcape
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Posted: 18 Jul 2006
21:54 GMT
Total Posts: 28
* XX shoots the last 2 posters with a very large gun, stolen from the first thread

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 18 Jul 2006
22:31 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L wins.
JcCorp
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
04:43 GMT
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>>>*** XX highjacks the Death Egg from S3&K and rund it into earth happily

Nice! I love that game!

Anyways, Jc summons a tiger which can defy the laws of gravity. It pwns all that oppose me. There's no stopping me now...
haveacalc
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
08:12 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Haveacalc pulls out a pull-out bed over Jc's tiger.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
10:28 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
L wins again.
haveacalc
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
11:39 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
...hate it when that happens. Haveacalc jumps out of the way of the Wins Again just before it hits.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
12:34 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
3fg eats a Zombie burger. The old people win because they were there for that.

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Xero Xcape
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
13:58 GMT
Total Posts: 28
"Mmm, fried zombies.
*Sets up fast food joint Zombie Burger, the "Whatchamacarcass" sandwich sells billions.*
Now who's the REAL winner? :img19:"

For those of you that don't remember, this was back from the "Promotions" thread... over a year ago

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Hydralisk5201
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
14:21 GMT
Total Posts: 576
kewlio
Alex does not need to buy a zombie burger, but instead uses L's flesh and fries it and eats it between two sesamy seed buns
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lunchbox burger...

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
19:26 GMT
Total Posts: 542
/opens door

*SMACK*@hydra

/closes door

Alex was cured... untill the very VERY end... when he switched back to his normal mental track. if you ever read the read-ups on the book, the main idea and moral of the book is that you may think you can change a person... but they will always revert to their most simplest form, the begining.

*LiK proceeds to plant a toothpick in the Lunchbox burger, piercing Hydra thru the roof of his mouth and the top of his tounge. Little does hydra realize, but the toothpick is actually equiped with metal hooks at both ends, keeping his mouth shut.

Hydra trys as he might to open his mouth, but inadvertantly ripping his nasal sinuses thru the top of his mouth, droping them on his tounge, proving the myth you CAN taste what you smell.*

|\|0013 that schwueleren.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
19:56 GMT
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Did you just write "noole that schwueleren"? (which according to google means "more stifling"... I had it confused momentarily with a slightly more offensive word that is quite close to that...)
Lunchbox
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
22:30 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
noob, but usually b is written like |3.

L wins yet again, just in case you haven't noticed.
Xero Xcape
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Posted: 19 Jul 2006
22:32 GMT
Total Posts: 28
* XX wins, period. Dot. End of sentence.

Edit by Jc: It's okay that you win, but spell "sentence" right.

[Edited by JcCorp on 20-Jul-06 13:22]

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 20 Jul 2006
06:04 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Oh no, it's not ok that he wins.

Lord Mathias wields a rusty spoon and proceeds to beat the everloving crap out of banjo, who, by the way, failed to bruise Lord Mathias.

Lord Mathias then deploys his anti-n00b monitor.
ryantmer
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Posted: 20 Jul 2006
10:10 GMT
Total Posts: 692
/me runs.

ryantmer got pwned by the anti-n00b monitor.

[Edited by darksideprogramming on 20-Jul-06 19:36]
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 21 Jul 2006
13:27 GMT
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If you use google to tralnslate anything, you will be sadly disappointed. it cant translate. even the best translators cant do the best. its just better to go to freetranslate.com and pay for a human to do it for you. but no, schwueleren doesnt mean more stifling. If you listen to Rammstein, in the song "Mann gegen Mann", at the very end they scream out "SCHWUELER!!" over and over. if you know what the song is about, you can put two and two together to figure out the meaning of the word. ... or can you..

'b' can be 13 or |3 or l3 or I3 or just B. there are many ways to write it, and by specifying one particular way, you are undermeaning the original point of 1337: there is no right way. its an undertermand language for delenquents, haxors, and cybsufers who use it to degrade one another, attack, or just silmply talk in code.

parents hate it, kids love it. must be good.


I win through a process of mathmatical logistics that nullify the prolecudicul through the simply jist of elimination and self-reaquasity.

stein um stien schlampe

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 21-Jul-06 22:28]

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ryantmer
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Posted: 21 Jul 2006
16:40 GMT
Total Posts: 692
>>>I had it confused momentarily with a slightly more offensive word that is quite close to that...<<<

Yes, I know exactly what it means, except that it is not spelt "schwueler", but rather "schwuler", which google does translate properly. Hence google was not at fault, but rather your spelling.


@DSP: ...

[Edited by ryantmer on 22-Jul-06 01:48]
haveacalc
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Posted: 21 Jul 2006
23:09 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Haveacalc slaps ryantmer for being technical. Afterwards, ryantmer swaggers about the middle of a road until Atticus headshots him.

"You can shoot ryantmer as many times as you want, if you don't run out of ammunition, but remember that it's a sin to eat curly Cheetos."

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