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haveacalc
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
09:18 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
1) So you can do this! *Mind trick throws LiK off a cliff*

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ryantmer
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
09:55 GMT
Total Posts: 692
2) LIGHTSABERS! YEAH!

*ahem* sorry.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
11:12 GMT
Total Posts: 542
um... i've seen embeded youtube many times here 3fg. many times. like say... internet browser wars and the youtube video about it. That was never taken off. and not only did you not take it off, you acknowledged it and commented to it. You just edited my post cuz its me.

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TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
12:03 GMT
Total Posts: 96
Don't let this war get personal.

*Fires a volley of 50 missiles at LiK*

*Fires another one at 3fg for acting compulsively*

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LHoT10820
Marine
Posted: 4 Sep 2006
12:44 GMT
Total Posts: 28
Eats TheOnlyJons avatar also, then proceeds to punch HAC, then reveals his awsome pwnsomeness of the recepeite for hid 89t so he can pwn all of you with an Nspire when it's out.
haveacalc
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
13:14 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Haveacalc lets this war get personal by taking a wrecking ball to LHoT10820's house.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
14:53 GMT
Total Posts: 542
/me <lables the war XXVIII: 50 reasons Haveacalc's house is a box>

now its technically personal

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haveacalc
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
17:51 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Haveacalc lands the wrecking ball (which turns out to be just a huge bomb) on LiK's head. It explodes and everyone does a dance.

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LHoT10820
Marine
Posted: 4 Sep 2006
18:02 GMT
Total Posts: 28
Everyone dances because the bomb completly missed him, and exploded on you! *proceeds to eat peanuts* Throws peanuts at LiK
haveacalc
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
18:37 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Haveacalc tells Xavier (who is definitely a Jedi) to kill all the n00bs in the world. LHoT10820 dies a noticably more painful death than anyone else.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
19:59 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
13:27:43 < _3fg> Andy_J: Do we allow <embed src?
13:27:56 < _3fg> especially of a youtube video?
13:28:13 < Andy_J> no

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haveacalc
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
20:08 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
lol

Say……you broke 1k posts. To celebrate, haveacalc pummels LiK to the point where he's breathing through a tube. LiK makes a video of himself, but no one watches it.

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
20:15 GMT
Total Posts: 96
<_3fg> Andy_J: Do we allow <embed src?
<_3fg> especially of a youtube video?
<Andy_J> no
<_3fg> k, time to use moderator powers
<Andy_J> where is it?
<_3fg> war topic
<_3fg> the one I am about to close because it's exceeded 50
<Andy_J> oh, everything goes in the war

Anyway, the rest of the page loads first, Youtube video is nice that way.

TheOnlyJon beats 3fg over the head with a log file.

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Lunchbox
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Posted: 4 Sep 2006
21:07 GMT
Total Posts: 2007
Since when do we not allow <embed>'s? They were never very popular, but I never saw anything about them being banned...
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 5 Sep 2006
00:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
23:02:57 <+_3fg> Say Nikky
23:03:10 <+_3fg> does calcgames allow embedded youtube videos
23:03:13 <+_3fg> in posts
23:03:20 < Nikky> dunno
23:03:27 < Nikky> try it and find out
23:03:30 < Janck> It was in the War forum.
23:03:34 <+_3fg> I deleted one this morning
23:03:42 < Nikky> I'd say no
23:03:51 <+_3fg> right, that's what I thought
23:03:51 < Nikky> because it'd be mean to dialup users
23:03:55 <+_3fg> and what andy said
23:04:02 <+_3fg> just verifying

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banjo2E
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Posted: 5 Sep 2006
13:53 GMT
Total Posts: 689
*drops out of the sky*

Jeez...I thought exiting War XXIII would be less painful...and would not land me in another one...

Ah well. :sunglasses:

*gets out the Drunken Launcher from Heli Attack 3 and proceeds to fire it around*

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 5 Sep 2006
18:50 GMT
Total Posts: 542
Well, its sounds like everything goes in the War, by what andy said.

"<_3fg> k, time to use moderator powers"

thats a little imature 3fg. doesnt sound like what a mod should say.

youtube violation!

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 06-Sep-06 03:57]

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 6 Sep 2006
11:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
What's wrong with saying that?

I wasn't a mod then.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 6 Sep 2006
19:38 GMT
Total Posts: 542
"<_3fg> k, time to use moderator powers"

translation:

"<_3fg> k, time to get off the throne, cuz im soooo powerful, and do something with my mod powers, cuz i got nothing better to do with them, and its not like anyones going to notice... IM A MOD!"

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haveacalc
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Posted: 6 Sep 2006
19:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
LiK, I've noticed that you've been extremely critical of 3fg lately just about every time he slipped up (and some times that he didn't). I mean, really. He's a moderator, not God. Cut people some slack, for Pete's sake!

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 6 Sep 2006
20:12 GMT
Total Posts: 96
Ehh, that's the thing, 3fg has a little too much... hate... and it doesn't mix well with being a mod, though he has shown constraint. Just... 3fg, stop acting like people who don't care as much as you do about spelling are completely idiotic and unintelligable. If you can stop that, people would get along with you fine. Everyone stop trying to intentionally get on each other's nerves.

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haveacalc
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Posted: 6 Sep 2006
20:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Ignoring he fact that he didn't do anything that should lead to this, try to forgive people and give them another chance. Regardless of what he did, let's try not to start another actual war.

Reason 3 to become a Jedi: Learn to control your anger :img19:.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
07:41 GMT
Total Posts: 542
"Ignoring he fact that he didn't do anything that should lead to this"

Rite. deleting part of my post that an admin said was alright to have in there is not wrong. cuz we live in the world where hillary is president and monkeys control the stock market. rite.

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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
08:43 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Reason 4: Super sweet powers!

Like so:

Lord Mathias force-chokes LiK to near-death, then finishes the job by using force lightning aimed at his face.

Lord Mathias then smacks everyone in the face for taking up too much of this topic talking about mods.

*reminds everyone that he is a mod*

Also, this is my forum, so I really don't care what happens, ESPECIALLY in the war... although, if the admins think otherwise, they can try to pwn me in the war. >:)
threefingeredguy
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
09:16 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
I only hate stupid people.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
13:39 GMT
Total Posts: 542
and i only hate people who are jerk-offs. only those people. stupid people who are in adv. college calc and don't know whats going on and i need to help: i can handle them. people who cant even figure out how to open the door: they don't bother me. People who don't know what they are talking about while thinking they do: nope, not at all.

just people who don't respect other people's rights as simple human beings, while being in a position of power and are SUPPOSED to be looked up to. those erk me. like say, police men who play good cop bad cop, or say a teacher who has had-it-up-to-here with being a teacher and is going to quit so he decides to screw his kids over. you know... people like that.

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
15:47 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
If the admins of the site disagreed with my views, they would not allow me to be a moderator. Thus I act as a representative of them. They run this site for you, and if you can't appreciate what you've got, then leave. I am not going to change.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
19:27 GMT
Total Posts: 542
I appreciate it a lot. this site is the most traveled spot on my browser. And i think the admins are some of the smartest people i know, and wise. they never bark back at something and always have something smart, not condescending. they run a nice site. i just believe they did not look hard enough at their choice. maybe it was because they were desperate, maybe you don't talk smarta$$ to them. i don't know. but what i do know, is that while you are not going to change, you sure need to. are you married? do you have kids? your beer buddies might like that attitude, but a family will never be supported by a hard mouth or hard hand. yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you care about family, i know. but don't you think you should at least think about it alittle? considering this is a community(family) site? you know what... i don't care anymore. you use your mod powers where ever you please, i don't care. they were given to you for a reason, but i think it was the wrong choice for the right reason. they need more mods, and you are a smart person who can easily be an asset to the group, but, you're just not a people person.

just please don't do be an a$$. i come here to get away from people like you, to relax, talk about calcs... a little info here and there. i just want to be able to sit down and not care about the problems around me.

i apologize to everyone for fighting for the past however weeks with 3fg, and I'm sure he apologizes too. it takes 2 to fight, but only one to quit.

reason 5 for becoming a Jedi: meditation of a tranquil mind.



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darksideprogramming
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
19:31 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
ENOUGH ABOUT MODS!!!!!

Lord Mathias lops LiK's head off with his lightsaber.
haveacalc
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
19:54 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Good call!

Haveacalc sells TheOnlyJon into slavery.

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TheOnlyJon
Dragoon
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
20:33 GMT
Total Posts: 96
TheOnlyJon steals Haveacalc's Pluto robot and... uhh... runs away with it.

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haveacalc
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Posted: 7 Sep 2006
21:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
After running away with the Pluto robot, TheOnlyJon marries it. After some years, their relationship grows bitter. The city-people form a mob and eat him completely. To celebrate, the Pluto robot does the robot.

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JcCorp
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Posted: 8 Sep 2006
05:17 GMT
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Edit
Jc stares in utter awe at some of the posts above. He then reflects that DSP is not a jedi, because he's a sith. O.o Or maybe he's both somehow.

Jc uses all of the nuclear explosions in the world to hit the mockingbirds with the moon.
darksideprogramming
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Posted: 8 Sep 2006
06:56 GMT
Total Posts: 1005
Lord Mathias is indeed a Sith.

Lord Mathias poos and flings it at TheOnlyJon for engaging in human-robot relations.
Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 8 Sep 2006
23:11 GMT
Total Posts: 542
WHO FLUNG POO?

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
07:20 GMT
Total Posts: 96
TheOnlyJon notes that his life seems to be mainly controlled by other people. He also notes that since he had been completely eaten, Lord Mathias had just flung poo at an abstract idea.

Someone somewhere makes a muffin, and TheOnlyJon is reborn.

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Liebe ist Krieg
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
11:05 GMT
Total Posts: 542
"you know whats the worst thing to kill... a robot. they just dont have the goo... the splattery goodness. Ever been shocked? if you think rubbing your feet on the carpet and touching your cat is a shock, try putting a katana through a 40 ton robot *bbzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzZZzzz!!!* "

[Edited by Liebe ist Krieg on 09-Sep-06 20:05]

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haveacalc
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
15:28 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Access denied.

Besides, it barely made into the crust of the not-planet.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
16:41 GMT
Total Posts: 692
Access denied? That makes no sense!


...Oh, wait, this is a war topic. Sense is not needed. Continue.
haveacalc
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
17:04 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
Well, that's where the "bbzzzzzzZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzZZzzz!!!" sound came from.

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TheOnlyJon
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
20:38 GMT
Total Posts: 96
Wait, ryantmer, did you bring sense in here? Quick, get rid of it, before it spreads!

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ryantmer
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Posted: 9 Sep 2006
22:35 GMT
Total Posts: 692
<nosense>

Not even going to bother putting a close tab on that... the nosense will never end!
Zachary940
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
13:56 GMT
Total Posts: 714
I'm confused.

but any way z940 uses the force to force pull a giant bowl of choclate pudding to himself. He then useses (aw screw spelling) force push to throw a giant bowl of tapioca pudding :img31: at TOJ

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haveacalc
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
14:36 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
DelVar TheOnlyJonDelVar ryantmerDelVar Zachary940Goto SLEEP

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ryantmer
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
16:23 GMT
Total Posts: 692
:Haveacalc->A
:Lbl 1
:A-10^10^10->A
:Goto 1

Haha! Haveacalc's value will continue to get smaller and smaller until the end of time!
haveacalc
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
16:24 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
abs(A->A

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threefingeredguy
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
16:27 GMT
Total Posts: 1189
Now you're huge.

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haveacalc
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
16:46 GMT
Total Posts: 1111
:img20:

I overflowed at 1E99, so there I stay (until I multiply myself by 9.999...). Since the Ti-83+ comprehends no change of value in such a large number minus a much smaller number, haveacalc spews an infinite number of 10,000,000,000's at ryantmer. He uses the rest to end world hunger and humiliate Bill Gates, who now looks like a poor man.

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ryantmer
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
17:06 GMT
Total Posts: 692
I just realized that I'm far too un-creative to actually do anything in these wars.

ryantmer takes a generic gun and generically kills haveacalc, for some generic reason. Also, there are now generic zombies wandering around generically. Generally, thats a bad thing. Have generic fun with killing them in generically interesting ways.
Zachary940
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Posted: 10 Sep 2006
17:26 GMT
Total Posts: 714
z940 is a program and so havecalc gets an err message.

z940 then forgets what he was going to do because he gets an im from
LHoT10820

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